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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OHHH N-

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    everybody gangsta until the little boy they bullied starts floating

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer the israelite.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I always wondered if those kooky Japs got this character's name from the credits to an American movie or something.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He is named after the bears.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In very old magazines, Rugal was called "Luger", and Heidern was "Jeidern".
        Doesn't really work though, since the KOF invite always had an "R" seal on the envelope.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          God you are stupid. Rugal is Lugal which is big man/leader/king in Akkadian. Try to learn as much history as the nips that made the game.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I always wondered if those kooky Japs got this character's name from the credits to an American movie or something.

      Wait, are people with "stein" at the end of their name denote israeli ancestry?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Stein is a germanic word that means Stone. Bernstein = Burnstone (Amber).

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's over.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's likely Germanic or Askenazi .

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rugal, Krauser, and Goenitz were cool
    Orochi was stupid

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong Orochi saga was the best. Everything after that was people fighting over the remnants of the Orochi.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Goenitz
      Am I the only one who always pronounced it as gonads as a kid?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was the moment when SNK dropped the 80s style of characters (bikers/soldiers/old martial artist/sleazy guy) and went full on emo boys.
      suddenly everybody had to be this 20 year old gender confused high schooler with a dark past.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shit got pretty crazy during the ash saga

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Prostrate yourself, old man.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          kek, did I hurt your feelings little boy? are you going to wave your hands around now pretending that you have super dark magical powers passed down via your cursed bloodline? hmmm? maybe some brooding? some dark staring? hmmm?
          I bet you were that kid who ran around like Sonic on the playground, and now you're into the whole Anime thing because it makes you feel dark and mysterious to the ladies. (protip, they just think you're weird)

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >wearing bondage gear to a street fight

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ..The belt around his waist? You're not referring to the body paint, right? It IS body paint, isn't it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Worked for Van Darkholme.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dennis Hallman fought in a UFC bout while wearing a Speedo. His wiener and balls were exposed during a grappling exchange

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Only SNK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Only SNK

      >crab walks into your path

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are any of the early or later KOF games good? No one talks about games like '94 or Maximum Impact.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      94 and 95 were very rough, there wasn't even a standardized system. Fatal Fury characters could walk while crouched, while some Art of Fighting characters could fire super moves without bar (Haoh Shokoken). KOF 96 was the framework of what KOF would finally become.

      Maximum Impact is ok, but some characters have very distinct advantages over others. They gave Lien in MI2 an area denial move like Goenitz' tornado. Shit was weird. It had those dial-a-combos too.
      And probably the first KOF with an English dub. Amusingly, Terry doesn't have one because he already speaks (broken) English. It's from this game that the "JESAS" and "SHIT" samples come from.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is KOFXI any good? Looking at it online, it looks like a cobbled together asset rehash. Not too unusual for asset reuse in that time, but this feels more haphazard and hastily made.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Man.
          It's complicated. KOF XI has an arcade version, and two PS2 versions. The arcade version had loading times (??), while the PS2 versions play differently. The modes and characters are the same, but one of the versions feels very slippery, almost like a completely different game. IIRC, the "good" version is the japanese one, and the bad version is the PAL one. But it could be the other way around.

          Anyway, XI was the last game made on the old engine (MVS), and it shows. It's more of an "expansion pack" to KOF 2003 than a full game.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            KoFXI was the first mainline game to ditch MvS and ran on Atomiswave, actually.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why does 2002 UM's soundtrack and presentation seem miles above the rest of the franchise? Even base 2002 pales in comparison.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hate UMs presentation compared to 02. That horrible character select screen with the lame art that replaced the fun, cartoony sprites.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say it's on par with 99 and 2000, definitely top tier

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >best final boss blocks your path

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ARIEN

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