>36 reviews. >still at 97

>36 reviews
>still at 97

This is Biblical.

This is Baldur.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mogged totk

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it mogs every other westoid RPG on so many levels

    I KNEEL

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's bananas!

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO NO NO …

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >4× the reviews

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    BOTW is at the same score with 109 reviews and that game is absolute garbage, why should I trust the score here any more

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the burden of proof is on you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, and half of those scores are from Nintendo fansites with Nintendo in the name. The rest received the bingbing wahoo bonus. BotW is a legit 7/10 game.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    my favorite thing is how you don't know if an event will be some tiny side quest or it's leading in to another kino map and quest

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be western game dev
    >make the game super long so no reviewer will ever finish it
    >add tons of gay sex
    >10/10 reviews everywhere

    Its that simple

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    pc-fats so happy to get a feature complete game
    it's really quite sad

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah and it's a big boy game
      not one of those mash square ""games"" on the sneedstation

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        buddy this game's combat basically plays itself, you can AoE everything without thinking and win every combat on tactician. This is a spam square CRPG moviegame.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that tendies got so asshurt, they bombed it to 9.0, but the game is rising again.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not just GOTY it's one of the best games ever made.

    Raphael's Final Act is such a brilliant song too, since that fight I've been playing it on repeat.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Raphael's Final Act is such a brilliant song too, since that fight I've been playing it on repeat.
      It was fricking cheesy but the guy's so full of himself it works
      Escaping his mansion was one of the few parts where having a monk character was a good idea

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's one of the best games ever made.
      how did 4chin got infested with so many normalgays?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >my views are both special and edgy.
        homosexual.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Release version is like a 7-8/10, but patched version will be a 10 unless they decided to sell the studio tomorrow instead of fixing the third act.
    Alternatively, if you do the objectively best choice and blow Gale up at the end of Act 2 then you don't get to see the messy parts of the game and you've got your 10/10 experience right there already.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you lived to witness homosexual bonus becoming a thing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      wat

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ff16's gay bonus was counteracted by its diversity tax
      damn

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, Mass effect happened long ago

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Culture war bros, looks like BG3 is a commerical and critical success. The pivot is now that BG3 is ANTI-Woke and that is why it is successful.
    #ShapiroBrigarde

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >~~*Game journalists*~~

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      top global seller 13 days in a row
      https://steamdb.info/stats/globaltopsellers/

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Idiots falling for marketing is a tale as old as man

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, Cyberpunk was such a great game too, definitely nothing to do with marketing.

          Cope
          Let's compare player retention of those games
          CyberShart lost 50% of the players on the next weekend
          https://steamdb.info/app/1091500/charts/
          https://steamdb.info/app/1086940/charts/

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Almost 40% of Cyberpunk players completed the game. Only 2% of people completed BG3 and it's been 2-3 weeks already.

            It's pretty obvious BG3 is a commercial success but a failure among players. Only a few bother to even finish it and those who finish it, must have hated it, like myself.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, Cyberpunk was such a great game too, definitely nothing to do with marketing.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It honestly wasn't a *bad* game. Being buggy and unfinished is one thing, being so uninspired it's not even worth playing is another

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >being so uninspired it's not even worth playing is another

            That's Cyberpunk and pretty much every AAA game released in the past decade

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I didn't find it to be so but YMMV
              Uninspired is something like Andromeda or carbon copy Ubishit titles

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It wasn't a *bad* game, just 6/10. Like BG3.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    History is currently being rewritten so that /vpol/ didn't completely embarrass itself by having a month-long meltdown over this game

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    totkbros we might not win goty...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Japan used to make some great games like persona 5,dark souls 3,FFXIV,FF7R,BoTW,Animals crossing,Sekiro,Nier Automata,Xenoblade 2,DE,Super smash Ultimate bros, Lost judgement, Nioh 2,Yakuza 7,MH world,RE 7, Judge eyes,Death stranding and DMC5,(according to metacritics) from 2017 to early 2020, but how can they fall so soon like Sandcastle and gets mogged by Hoyoverse so easily, for having no good game with metascore higher than genshin(81-84) since 2021?

      MH Rise,PSO2:NGS,FF origin, Soul hackers 2,FE engage,Wild hearts, Wo long,FFXVI and SD gundam Battle alliance has shown the fall of the Japanese game. And so does Shin Megami Tensei 5, which was just an utter garbage. Even Worse, Honkai starrail ,Zenless zone zero and Lies of P will mog any Japanese video games.
      Genshin,Starrail,Lies of P and Zenless zone Zero reduces DMC5,Dark souls 3,Sekiro, FFXIV,MHW,Elden ring,RE4,ToTK into a mediocre shovelware.

      Elden ring was just a Fraud garbage like Cyberpunk because of shit optimization.
      Xenoblade 3 is a Metascore manipulated because Japanese dev feared genshin so they manipulated metacritics like TLOU2.
      At least we West still makes good game like Avowed, MS flying sim, D4 and OW2,Halo infinity, AoE4,Elder scrolls 6,STARFIELD,Modern warfare 2,BG3,MK1,Remnant 2. Phil Fish was right. Japan has no where to stand in gaming. Japanese games are dead. The time is for Chinese game and lies of P.
      Any Japanese game since 2021 with higher metascore than Genshin(81-84)?

      No Jap game will get award on TGA this year. It will be replaced with Chinese game and Lies of P.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who keeps making these shit threads?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Snoys. They don't have a well received game on their own, so they ride the coat-tails. Same as with Elden Ring.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      butthurt tendies

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who are these ~~*critics*~~ ?

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only 97? Pfffft

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fata Morgana is a genuine 10/10.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mogged ff16

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wow that really was a Baldur's FRICKING Gay 3

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a shame that game falls off a cliff in Act 3 - so disappointing compared to all that came before it.
    Buggy and obviously unfinished.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    LEAVE ME ALONE

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you can beat his ass then get him to kiss your feet, and all the other goblins make fun of him.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Just imagine this would have been Shadowheart's feet. I would start licking before she even says anything and not stop for days

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    After detaching myself from Video game for a while i realized how shallow everything is and how utterly shit video game critics are.
    This is an RPG driven game, lets just ignore the aspect of graphics and Animation for a while but come the frick on.
    The Story is fricking shit and the dialogues are cringe. Pure fricking cringe.
    I bought a 2 Euro book for horny women where a young women is married to a rich older guy who uses her as a Sex PET. The book has the same quality the dialogues have in BG3.

    Im not a homosexual who says its a 0/10 but giving it anything better than a 9/10 is a slap in the face .
    I should maybe check the people who gave it a 10/10 because its pretty obvious these people are either fanboys or have necer read a good book or warched movies besides Marvel

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Written by people who never played the 3rd act.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amazing what the israelites can do to push bestiality as normal

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