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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    In desperate need of white wiener injection

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No I’m in desperate need of a footjob

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a comfort woman for Japanese NEETs

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    MILF
    I
    L
    F
    feet

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      is she a mother? who is her daughter....I bet the apple didn't fall far from the tree

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >is she a mother?
        anyone over 29 that is frickable is a milf having a child isnt a prereq i guess unless youre gay

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >anyone over 29 that is frickable is a milf
          anon how old are you dude.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            sorry i meant 26

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry i meant 15

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon....you DO know what MILF stands for right? She must be a mother to be a MILF

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is her mental illness?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Korean

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Terminal case

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      her texts to you in world tour are almost 1:1 with ones i got from my ex gf who had borderline personality disorder.

      also bpd girls are super into hello kitty and she has her cat ears phone case and cat ears hairstyle

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like that cute little clip art of a guy slitting his wrist with a razor

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've gotta stop reading medical symptoms online.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is a woman

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being a b***h

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The problem with Juri is the complete asspull of her story. She literally waged a war in an amusement park. Now she's just a bored debt collector.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very obviously BPD

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unhealthy level of desire to give footjobs to every man in world.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will protect that smile

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Woman

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      All of them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      WMAF

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      BPD

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lay off the meth, Juri.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing a heavy dose of tricoxagen can't fix.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      being too CUTE!!!

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol really? wasn't she 21 or something?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      SFVI takes places like 10 years later or some shit, all the main characters are much older now. Chun Li is literally in her 50's. I think Ken and Ryu are in their 40's.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah, the capcom dates of birth they gave them are basically retconned. chun li is in her vague late 30's in sf6, was early/mid 30's in street fighter 3/5, and late 20's in sf 4. ryu is in his vague early 40's just like ken in sf6. dhalsim is early 50's.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like headcanon, but alright. They confirmed Chun Li is in her 50's in SFVI, but believe what you want.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          None of those characters you mentioned look that old at all. Ken and Ryu have no wrinkles or crows feet, they only look in their 30s because beards. Cammy from many angles doesn't even look old enough to drink

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            cammy looks a lot better when she's not doing the stupid duckface shit. who's idea was that god.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Indeed

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              fricking fake fan

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i don't give a shit about this entire genre. i just like the girls.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even in that case, you should at least know that Cammy has ALWAYS been an amnesiac pout-queen. It's like asking Juri to stop making psycho-b***h faces.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              her character was inspired by alita you moron.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Source: Dude, trust me.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                concept art and timeline. some of her "iconic moves" are basically taken from the manga's pages too. And she nearly got her rollerskates to match the rollerblade aesthetic

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I feel it's not very subtle. Regardless, she had thick lips in her SF2 portrait. I just think the transition to 3D makes it more obvious and they made her scar smaller now that I'm looking at her SF2 look which puts more attention on her other stand-out facial feature (her lips).

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hmmm, I'm still not convince, maybe she should put them closer to me so I can see them better. Here, put them on my dick, then I'll compare with Alita's later.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally no one is in early 30s.
        Even new characters like Manon are pushing 40.
        So what is the age considered prime years now ? 40 ? 50 ?

        Bullshit.

        Why is this site full of bullshit and liars? Eglin airbase tactics perhaps? Anyway, this is official for Ken's age:

        Birthdate
        February 14,[1][2][3] 1965[4][1];
        22 years old (SFI)[5],
        26 years old (SFII)[5],
        32 years old (SFIII)[6][7],
        33 years old (3rd Strike)[8]

        We can surmise, at the most liberal estimate that maybe SF6 is at most 10 years after 3 (it's more like 7 or 8 but we';; be generous). So that gives you an early 40s Ken, which is in-line with how he looks.

        Chun Li was born 3 years after Ken, so late 30s follows. Juri, I don't know her canon age in 4, but Cammy we know. Cammy would be approximately 32 or 33 in SF6. You fricks need to get a life, seriously.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      25 in iv, i don't know how much time passed between iv,v and vi

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        apparently its like 10 years after street fighter 3, which is like 2 years after 5

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah and Bart Simpson is actually 41 years old. And according to this Zangief is actually 67.

      No. It's obviously a sliding timeline. Juri, Cammy and Chun Li are all in their 20s, yes even in SF6

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, they just still look good. It's like Tekken (for male characters) everyone continues to look late 20s despite being 50

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That doesn't make sense because actual old characters that started out looking old exist, such as JP. Why does Zangief look 30 years younger than him despite them supposedly being the same age? Because characters in this series don't really age, and if they do (basically for "grizzled" redesigns decided per character whether they even get them or show no aging whatsoever), they look a maximum of like 5 years older than their age at introduction

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      WAIT WHAT THE FRICK
      WHY DIDNT THE DOOMPOSTERS SAY THIS
      OF COURSE EVERYONE LOOKS UGLY IF THAT'S THE CASE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >183lbs
        why are the weights so wildly inaccurate

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The age of a lot of these characters are complete bullshit to how they look in-game.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, not really. Just assume they are all top-tier human specimens—male and female Jared Letos—which they are considering they all represent peak human performance and have weird supernatural powers in some cases. I would expect them all to be youthful.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dhalsim could be 150 years old and look that way because he feels like it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          they are pretty much super humans

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ryu
        >187 lbs top kek
        Dude is bigger than Arnold in his prime

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bigger than the district manager where I work who is an admitted 200 something lbs. Capcom has always been bad at this stuff.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            ALL japanese are

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              didn't they mean 280?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >6'5"
              >181 lbs
              >Ripped to shreds
              Is he made of helium or something?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                his muscles are canonically powered by a ghost so kind of

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Chun-Li
        >secret

        She's embarrassed about her weight, adorable.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Been a thing since SF2

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know, I still find it cute.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >5'5
        >128lbs
        imagine

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zangief being nearly seventy years old can't be right.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ken and Ryu are 58
        >Guile is 62
        >Dee Jay is 57
        >E-Honda is 62
        >Chun Li is 55
        >Cammy is 49

        Good lord...you're gonna sit there and tell me this is what a 58 year old man looks like? An almost 60 year old man? No 58 year old man looks like this in America, having that kind of hair and skin with that muscle mass. Some old men still have a lot of muscle but that don't have perfect skin and hair at that age. Ken has literally no wrinkles at all, looks like he could be in his early 40's at best.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          See

          No, not really. Just assume they are all top-tier human specimens—male and female Jared Letos—which they are considering they all represent peak human performance and have weird supernatural powers in some cases. I would expect them all to be youthful.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          idk man he just looks like he shaves, only thing thats missing is eye wrinkles. some white dudes in their 50s are doing okay, its when they reach 60 that they start graying out

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’m not seeing a lot of age-related wrinkles, just sun damage wrinkles on Owen, which makes sense since most famous people his age think going out in the sun is a fun thing to do.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can always tell someone is old by how wrinkly and loose their neck skin is

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Brad Pitt has the same amount of hair and he is 60

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He also knows how to do magic. Do you know how to do magic?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Do you know how to do magic

            Yeah, I do actually. I can cast a spell on my dick to impregnate your mother.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          None of these ages are right because the game does not take place in 2023
          Capcom is moronic for aging up their characters but they are not THAT dumb.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          > acshually huwaito age like dried fruit
          > japs are masters of euphemism
          woah

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They all come from countries with healthcare, burger-boy.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            If this is a jab aimed at Americans you are moronic because Guile is in that list.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Her eggs are dry, there is no reason to own a hag if the sex drive is gone.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              women still have sex drives post menopause.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                source?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                All those stories about senior communities and nursing homes being riddled with STDs.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i will choose the hag now

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ken and Ryu are 58
        >Guile is 62
        >Dee Jay is 57
        >E-Honda is 62
        >Chun Li is 55
        >Cammy is 49

        Good lord...you're gonna sit there and tell me this is what a 58 year old man looks like? An almost 60 year old man? No 58 year old man looks like this in America, having that kind of hair and skin with that muscle mass. Some old men still have a lot of muscle but that don't have perfect skin and hair at that age. Ken has literally no wrinkles at all, looks like he could be in his early 40's at best.

        https://i.imgur.com/TUMWLpP.jpg

        > 38 year old

        THESE AGES HAVENT BEEN CANON IN AGES YOU moronic homosexualS

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        WHAT

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally no one is in early 30s.
        Even new characters like Manon are pushing 40.
        So what is the age considered prime years now ? 40 ? 50 ?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Street Fighter 7 will have everyone in a wheelchair damn

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >source:my ass
        when will you morons realize they have no canon age and any age people claim is pure speculation

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This would only be true if SF6 took place in 2023. Street Fighter 2 takes place in early 90s. Street Fighter 4 takes place in the mid 90s. Street Fighter 5 is mid-late 90s, all the Street Fighter 3 games are late 90s.

        6 is after 3rd Strike, and if it's "10 years" after SF5 that puts it in the mid-late 2000s.

        At the very least, why would you think any of this makes sense? Chun-Li was born one year before Juri, why would you put them nearly 20 years apart?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Geriatric Fighter 6

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You do realize all those alt and scene chicks in the early to mid 2000s are pushing that same age right?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like she fricks white boys

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get good with Juri, my brain is still used to SF4 Juri

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spam drive rush in neutral

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    > White women age like mi..ACKK

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine trying to use this as an argument against that.
      SF6 Cammy looks like SHIT
      It didn't have to be this way.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        SF6 Cammy might be the most attractive official in-game character I've ever seen. Blows any face-scan out the water. See

        Indeed

        None of those characters you mentioned look that old at all. Ken and Ryu have no wrinkles or crows feet, they only look in their 30s because beards. Cammy from many angles doesn't even look old enough to drink

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          100%
          You have exceptional taste. She is on par with 2B. if not better.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's hot, ya homosexual.

          She looks like absolute shit m8
          Her forehead is giant, her eyebrows are wrong, she is bug-eyed and to make the whole thing worse she keeps making these moronic, awful looking expressions.
          That "smile" in her victory pose is genuinely some of the most horrid shit I have seen in a modern videogame.
          SFV version looked 10 times better, poly count is literally the only way in which 6 is "better" and it doesn't do shit because of the art direction.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >elbows too sharp, 2/10 would not bang
            lel

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Strawman all you want, she and Chun-li still look like shit.
              At least they got Juri right, which makes me hope only the first revealed characters will be this bad and the upcoming ones might be better.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >foot gay having opinions on what makes a women hot
                lmao

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            she has a great smile

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's hot, ya homosexual.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have many questions about the ages of other characters. Like uh... how old is Luke again? I know the wikis say 27 but I think they pulled it out of their ass. He is the absolute embodiment of "HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW KIDS?"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good god, the visuals in game look awful, this looks like a PS2 game, if not an early PS3 game. Look at Luke's model, it looks terrible.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing is more hilarious than seeing a rando trash a game just from the way it looks

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is what true ignorance looks like on Ganker. This game is what PS2 games wanted to look like. They were always chasing the perfect stylized aesthetics, and for all the low polys, they did a really good job. Street fighter is stylized realism at its best. There are many ways to interpret stylized realism, but this is a shining example of how to do it. The stylization is what helps it retain the character of an older game, but it certainly does not look like something a PS2 could run.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hes definitely younger than a majority of the cast, if you assume he was like 19-24 in SF5 at least.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I cant take this guy seriously with those forearms. Did Capcom watch too many Popeye cartoons ?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that is literally the point.
        He looked less jarring in V because everyone there looked like an animated character instead of the pseudo-realism meme.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, and?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what kind of Faustian bargain did she make?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's called avoiding direct sunlight. I do the same and look near identical to pictures of me that are almost 10 years old. Staying hydrated helps too, and of course getting enough sleep.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's called avoiding direct sunlight. I do the same and look near identical to pictures of me that are almost 10 years old. Staying hydrated helps too, and of course getting enough sleep.

        she's wearing makeup you fricking morons.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Makeup can only do so much, especially if you don't want it to be super obvious you're wearing a shit ton of it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            t. virgin

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              So what you are telling me, is that women are effectively shapeshifters if they have access to a battlestation? You find this more believable than the fact that some of them just take better care of their bodies than others.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          As does every other woman, doesn't help them either

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's called avoiding direct sunlight. I do the same and look near identical to pictures of me that are almost 10 years old. Staying hydrated helps too, and of course getting enough sleep.

        [...]
        she's wearing makeup you fricking morons.

        Tell me you're underage without telling me you're underage. 27 is not old enough to be shocked a woman is beautiful. Only someone in high school would believe otherwise

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          tell me you're a lazy shit that can't be arsed to watch a two minute video before criticizing others over it.
          the age progresses through the video, into her fifties if the claims are right
          who knew avoiding skin damage and not eating yourself into a lard ball could leave you sexy for decades?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based Alessandra Negrini enjoyer. swallowing all that cum really paid off

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    IRL, people are aging slower when they eat healthy and exploit what modernity has to offer. I feel like it’s mostly 40 year olds who are in disbelief about young looking adults these days since they grew up during peak health ignorance + peak fastfood + peak drug use. People in their late 50s and up just think everyone looks young by virtue of being much older. I’m 34 and people regularly assume I am about 23, even after I mention the year I was born they just kind of gloss over that and then get surprised when I say my actual age. I also have a 31 year female friend who would look straight out of high school if she dressed younger. I don’t have a lot of friends, but both of us are extremely health conscious. This kind of slower aging will be more common as time goes on.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've met a freak for sex who was 32 and fit so I wouldn't mind a juri. Especially the way she uses her legs good lord.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ...so hard to Cammy and Juri porn I bought SF6. Never played a fighting game before, what am I in for?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A really fun fighting game imo. It's also the easiest Street Fighter to date, probably.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When you consider the confidence and domineering swagger this b***h has, her age justifies it. Makes me realize how weird it is when super younger characters come off as grizzled veterans.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    none of that matters in fighting games

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another thread where skinnyfat ghouls boast about their delusions of still looking like teenagers
    touch grass.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok fricking fine i'm getting sf6

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her eggs might be dry but you'd be gay not to pound that.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sHes literally me

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hope next street fighter, ryu's style starts becoming more like Goukens.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that boomer homie aint comin back

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does Juri smell like? What does Chun Li smell like?

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all those 50+ people
    >practically nobody has married and reproduced
    Street fighters, more like Street incels

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