3D6. In order. One stat re-roll. Don't like it, leave. We're here to roleplay, not smurf.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >how dare someone else play a traditional tabletop role playing game different than me!

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got 18 in everything, you missed it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not smurfing if you rolled them fairly. You have been gifted by the gods.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stormwind fallacy.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like you're here to rollplay.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      underrated post

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rolled 1, 5, 6, 1, 5, 2, 6, 4, 3, 1, 6, 1, 6, 4, 2, 2, 1, 6 = 62 (18d6)

    C'moooon Paladin!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Str 12
      Dex 8
      Con 13
      Int 8
      Wis 12
      Cha 9

      Uh his name is... Morf. He's a Male Dwarf. It doesn't matter, I'll reroll next session when this guy dies.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >morf never dies and makes it to campaign end despite it all because he stays at the back next to the wizard with a crossbow as a backup fighter
        >all the high stat characters die and get replaced over time because the players got wienery
        >by the end of it morf and the wizard realise they dont even know any of these new guys anymore

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    *leaves, reports you to ICE*

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    GM rolls once. Everyone takes those numbers and re-orders the array in the sequence they prefer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That I can get behind.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stormwind fallacy, roleplaying can be done regardless of optimization level.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >munchkins making up imaginary fallacies to protect their sacred optimization text which is the "Optimized Character Builds" sections on the DanDWiki

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're right. You're not.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're free to be as stupid as you wish. I won't stop you.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The optimizers at every table I've ever been at are consistently the best roleplayers.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Until they think something is "unfair".

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Optimisers are the least likely to do this because they actually put thought into how their character was going to play and scale (unless they got it off the internet). When they choose Warcaster over Resilient they’ve actually put some thought into it, so they don’t complain about being overly squishy.
                Compare that to some Normie who doesn’t really understand his option's dumping Con because his wizard isn’t going to get hit anyway, right? As soon as he starts getting smashed every session he’s going to complain about how unfair he is everybody else can get hit a bunch but he almost dies every time, while the optimiser understands that the low Con was his choice; and he knows what benefits he got out of it.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >t. the guy who is the table "optimizer"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rolling for stats actually encourages people to optimize since now you're introducing inherently unequal elements to the party anyways. People with shit stats are encouraged to play a strong, optimized character who doesn't actually care what his stats are because its main gimmick is so strong or scales purely off class levels rather than attributes (In 3.5 if your stats suck you can just play a Druid and buff your animal companion and summon monsters, in 5e you can AGAIN just be a fricking druid and summon monsters and turn into a bear, or play fricking Twilight Cleric and use your channel divinity that scales off cleric level alone). And if people roll god stats now a bunch of combinations that were previously white room bullshit are now actually viable, like a wizard with 18 INT and CHA.
        Rolling for stats does absolutely nothing to prevent people from optimiziing, and in fact the most egregious munchkins LOVE rolling for stats because they can gamble for better power than other players at the table, and if they roll poorly can just die and try again or whine for a do-over.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you suggesting that random stat distribution is more prone to being optimized than....playing with a point-buy system where players manually distribute their points to make specific builds?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, no, I'm just saying that, uh, munchkins...find a way.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've had 3 separate campaigns go to shit because the opposite of what you're saying precisely happened. I had players roll 3D6, but they were allowed to allocate their rolls however they wanted, no re-rolls. Each time the player rolled poorly, they thought they would just make up for it by picking what they thought were "OP classes". Without fail, those characters got fricking destroyed, because those "OP classes" are specifically only OP because of their reliance on single stats. Druid's are only good if they have an 18 Wisdom, because they can only prepare and cast spells if their wisdom score is equal to the spell level + 10. If you pick a druid when you only rolled 13 Wisdom, you're in for a rough time. They thought I was being unfair/cheating, and abandoned the game.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Druid's are only good if they have an 18 Wisdom
            No they're not. Wild Shape alone is able to keep them in the game and then they have an animal companion on top of that.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you're playing 3.5 or Pathfinder you can totally make a viable pouncebeast druid with 13 wisdom who just relies on a dozen natural attacks and an animal companion to deal 600 damage on the charge and ignore most of your actual spellcasting. You can get a headband and put a level 4 increase into wisdom and that'll cover all your spellcasting requirements until 17+ when you can start wishmaxxing. That sounds more like your player was a moron than anything else.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Rolling for stats does absolutely nothing to prevent people from optimiziing, and in fact the most egregious munchkins LOVE rolling for stats because they can gamble for better power than other players at the table, and if they roll poorly can just die and try again or whine for a do-over.
          This. The power gamer at my table LOVES rolling for stats, and he creams his pants anytime he gets an 18.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Finally, somebody pointing out correctly that the worst munchkins and power gamers love the random generation.

          Are you suggesting that random stat distribution is more prone to being optimized than....playing with a point-buy system where players manually distribute their points to make specific builds?

          He's saying that the random stat distribution introduces the element of random inequality between characters power levels and encourages players with less impressive characters than their friends to go all out on optimisation.

          I've had 3 separate campaigns go to shit because the opposite of what you're saying precisely happened. I had players roll 3D6, but they were allowed to allocate their rolls however they wanted, no re-rolls. Each time the player rolled poorly, they thought they would just make up for it by picking what they thought were "OP classes". Without fail, those characters got fricking destroyed, because those "OP classes" are specifically only OP because of their reliance on single stats. Druid's are only good if they have an 18 Wisdom, because they can only prepare and cast spells if their wisdom score is equal to the spell level + 10. If you pick a druid when you only rolled 13 Wisdom, you're in for a rough time. They thought I was being unfair/cheating, and abandoned the game.

          Then they sucked at optimisation and by your description, they sucked hard.

          >Rolling for stats does absolutely nothing to prevent people from optimiziing, and in fact the most egregious munchkins LOVE rolling for stats because they can gamble for better power than other players at the table, and if they roll poorly can just die and try again or whine for a do-over.
          This. The power gamer at my table LOVES rolling for stats, and he creams his pants anytime he gets an 18.

          And you know that he's rolling at least one 18 eventually, because they have no issue killing of weaker characters to roll for new ones.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When has an optimizer ever taken an action that would be considered a tactical misstep for the sake of acting in-character?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Plenty of times.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Select a random 18 digit segment from the decimals of Pi, add them in three digit segments. Anything that totals over 18 rolls over starting at 3, so 19 becomes a 3, a 20 is 4, etc.

    Threaten me with this half-assed attempt at autistic DM-ing again, and I will come up with far more interesting and autistic ways of rolling stats.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >One stat re-roll
    Look at this precious snowflake, do you also need your linus blanket before playing?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rolled 5, 6, 6, 1, 5, 4, 3, 1, 4, 2, 3, 3, 1, 1, 5, 5, 6, 5 = 66 (18d6)

    I don't play dung and dogshit but these threads are fun

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      17, 10, 8, 8, 7, 16

      dunno what stat is what but I'm good at two things bad at everything else

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your huge muscles and pretty face let you get away with being a complete tardo. Maybe you should have done less "cut phases" and "special supplements" because your actual health is abysmal. Congratulations: you've rolled a bodybuilder.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Paladin. Pick a race that grants a con bonus and welcome to Smite City.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He doesn't qualify with those stats.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find that this is a good way to weed-out the wannabes that just come with builds they found online stapled to their character sheets. It's a real mood killer when some c**t comes with some specced out Aasimar she-banshee Netherkin Lich-fiend Black Guard Chosen Champion of the Moon God of Nethree, and your first planned encounter for them is a band of goblins. At that point I like to throw hands of god at them.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rolled 2, 4, 4, 6, 2, 6, 3, 6, 6, 3, 2, 4, 3, 3, 4, 5, 4, 3 = 70 (18d6)

    FINE WHATEVER
    i want to play halfling barbarian monk like a tiny kenshiro

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    dice+18d6

    Come on baby, this one's for all the money.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rolled 2, 4, 5, 5, 1, 4, 1, 5, 6, 3, 4, 1, 1, 6, 6, 2, 1, 5 = 62 (18d6)

      >in the email field
      LMAO. Never rolled dice on here before, I am massively moronic.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Strength: 11
        Dexterity: 10
        Constitution: 12
        Intelligence: 8
        Wisdom: 13
        Charisma: 9

        And what a powerful druid I shall be.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cleric it is.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it happens buddy

        Rolled 2, 4, 4, 6, 2, 6, 3, 6, 6, 3, 2, 4, 3, 3, 4, 5, 4, 3 = 70 (18d6)

        FINE WHATEVER
        i want to play halfling barbarian monk like a tiny kenshiro

        Str 10
        Dex 14 +2
        Con 15
        Int 9
        Wis 10
        Cha 11
        >perfect stats
        Brunt The Runt The Bare Handed Barbarian (he will also throw knives at people)

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you get to pick your race/class before or after you roll?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Race before, Class after.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    7 str
    13dex
    14 con
    13 int
    12 wis
    11 cha

    John the white male human Gish, I guess. probably with some dex weapon like a bow.

    how does a range weapon-based Gish work, anyway? assuming it's a 5e wizard with 2-3 fighter levels

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey buddy I think you got the wrong link, the strawman club's two boards down.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We're here to roleplay
    Then what do you need stats for? Wouldn't it make more sense to randomly roll up a background?

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rolled 3, 5, 2, 1, 6, 5, 3, 4, 4, 6, 4, 3, 5, 3, 5, 6, 6, 5 = 76 (18d6)

    Rollin

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      STR 10
      DEX 12
      CON 11
      INT 13
      WIS 13
      CHA 17

      Jigs the Half-Elf violin playing Bard. I wanted to be a wizard but I was just a little too stupid and poor to go to wizard school so I had to fall back on barding to make a living while studying magic. I'm very serious about my craft and very serious in my demeanour and I'm very tired of the group's silly antics.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Second sentence is this season’s hottest new anime

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rolled 6, 4, 1, 2, 2, 6, 2, 3, 5, 2, 2, 5, 5, 5, 2, 3, 3, 6 = 64 (18d6)

    Main character coming through

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Str: 11
      Dex: 10
      Con: 10
      Int: 9
      Wis: 12
      Cha: 12

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very strange.
    If you want to "roleplay", why go with something made for dungeon crawls and combat? You already have the D6s out, so why not use something like Risus, or PbtA? Hell, you seem so opposed to anything relating to gameplay (judging by your homosexual lingo and image), why not just do a one-page system like Lasers and Feelings or Tactical Waifu?
    Weird how you have to stay hinged on D&D when you hate everything it's made around.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to roll up a pig farmer
    dice+18d6

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not 4d6dtl, reroll ones
    ngmi

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you take the chance IRL? I think I would. My class is Commoner, either way.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    But can one really leave a place no one had ever been?

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ... Anon we're playing Shadowrun. Now go select your priorities.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one stat re-roll
    No rerolls. And we roll for class, race, sex, age, height, weight, background, and alignment too. These are my demands or I'm leaving.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you also roll for sense of humour, lung capacity, immunity system, walk speed, appearance and nose length or get out

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also for dick size

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          anal circumference while we're at it

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dragonbane has the best D&D-adjacent ability rolling system.

    >roll 4d6, keep three
    >assign the score to one of your abilities
    >repeat five more times
    >you can swap two scores (only once) when you're done

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rolled 6, 5, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 3, 1, 6, 5, 4, 2, 5, 1, 4, 1 = 57 (18d6)

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rolled 3, 3, 3, 6, 1, 4, 1, 4, 2, 3, 5, 5, 3, 1, 1, 6, 5, 2 = 58 (18d6)

    what did we get

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    3d6 down the line motherfricker.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous.

    No.
    1d20.
    Down the line.
    No rerolls.
    >Captcha: DAYNK

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rolled 5, 10, 2, 17, 20, 17 = 71 (6d20)

    I want to test the d20 thing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Str: 5
      Dex: 10
      Con: 2
      Int: 17
      Wis: 20
      Cha: 17
      God, I'll be amazing after I get some levels.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >God, I'll be amazing after I get some levels.
        Said every 1hp wizard

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous.

    Rolled 14, 14, 13, 1, 13, 1 = 56 (6d20)

    Now you know the wisdom of the Outback anon.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rolled 6, 1, 2, 4, 2, 1, 5, 3, 3, 2, 5, 4, 2, 1, 2, 4, 6, 4 = 57 (18d6)

    Rolling

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rolled 5, 4, 3 = 12 (3d6)

      Reroll for Dex

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rolled 5, 4, 3 = 12 (3d6)

      Reroll for Dex

      Str:9
      Dex:12
      Con:11
      Int:11
      Con:5
      Cha:14

      I guess I'll either be a fighter or a Thief. Playing a magic user with average Int just isn't worth it. Also when you have a high charisma you should always play a girl. Realistically the advantage of playing a girl with high charisma is way better than playing as a dude.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    DUNGEON MASTER
    I'M GOING INTO BATTLE
    I NEED TO USE STANDARD ARRAY

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rolled 4, 4, 4, 6, 3, 1, 5, 2, 5, 3, 1, 4, 6, 4, 5, 3, 2, 1 = 63 (18d6)

    Good thing I'm the best at rolling dice.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Str 12
      Dex 10
      Con 12
      Int 8
      Wis 15
      Cha 6

      Frickin told you idiots, I'm basically the world's greatest cleric.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >One reroll
    Sissy

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >roll my stats
    >they’re a little too high and don’t match the character I’m going to roleplay
    >lower them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just as bad as raising them. Fate ordained you for greater things, you cannot ignore her calls

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shadowdark does this (3d6 down the line, may only reroll the entire set if not a single stat is at least 14) and its great.

    It's the best in the NuSR genre I think a lot of people would like it if they gave it a shot. People will post
    >woman
    and then immediately pine for everything this system actually does.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, buddy, I'm the game master, not you.
    So, are you going with Guided or Constructed for your character creation method?

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any classes/races that have minimum stat requirements? I'm asking in case I roll all 1s because I brought the roll-under weighted dice instead of the roll-over ones.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    18d6

    assign them how you would like.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is smurfing in the context of an RPG. I only know it from vidya shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wtf is smurfing in the context of an RPG.
      the tabletop equivalent would be being a munchkin

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't we skip the rolls and go flat tens? It's not going to make a difference, the die has 20 sides and stat bonuses only go up to +3.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous.

    Rolled 7, 8, 12, 16, 14, 5 = 62 (6d20)

    Yep, let's see what we're playin today.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous.

      Str:7
      Dex:8
      Con:12
      Int:16
      Wis:14
      Cha:5.

      The dice say their piece, and I listen.

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rolled 2, 2, 1, 4, 4, 5, 6, 3, 1, 2, 1, 6, 4, 5, 4, 3, 3, 3 = 59 (18d6)

    Watch this!

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't make an effective character, you're bad at roleplaying.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3D6. In order. One stat re-roll
    >We're here to roleplay
    3/10 bait

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >4d6, drop the low number, in order, roll a 7th roll
    >You can replace any roll with the 7th roll, and you can only switch one roll with another AFTER replacing one or not replacing one with the 7th roll
    This is how I roll for DnD

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rolled 5, 3, 2, 6, 4, 5, 2, 2, 3, 5, 1, 2, 2, 6, 2, 2, 2, 5 = 59 (18d6)

    OATHBREAKER.

    I WANNA.

    WANNA BREAK AN OATH b***h

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rolled 5, 1, 5 = 11 (3d6)

      STR: 10
      DEX: 15
      CON: 7
      WIS: 8
      INT: 8
      WIS:10
      CHA: 9

      JESUS REROLL THAT CON OR HE AINT LIVING LONG ENOUGH TO BREAK ANYTHING

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rolled 1, 4, 3, 4, 5, 3, 3, 4, 1, 3, 6, 6, 2, 4, 4, 6, 1, 3 = 63 (18d6)

    rolling a rouge let's see how lucky he is

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rolled 2, 4, 3 = 9 (3d6)

      STR 8
      DEX 12
      CON 8
      WIS 15
      INT 10
      CHA 12

      not bad at all. guess I'll risk it for some better con.

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rolled 1, 6, 4, 3, 6, 2, 4, 3, 1, 3, 5, 3, 3, 2, 3, 6, 5, 1 = 61 (18d6)

    let's see

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rolled 5, 2, 4 = 11 (3d6)

      str 10
      dex 11
      con 08
      int 11
      wis 08
      cha 12
      gonna need that reroll

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does this all work?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rolled 2, 3, 6 = 11 (3d6)

      >Punches you with my frightening Str score

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rolled 1, 5, 4, 2, 2, 5, 2, 6, 6, 6, 1, 1, 6, 1, 3, 1, 3, 6 = 61 (18d6)

    I wanna elf!

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rolled 2, 5, 4, 1, 6, 2, 2, 5, 4, 3, 1, 1, 6, 4, 5, 3, 4, 4 = 62 (18d6)

    This is bullshit.

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rolled 5, 5, 3, 6, 1, 6, 2, 3, 4, 5, 2, 4, 1, 4, 6, 3, 1, 6 = 67 (18d6)

    Rollan rollan rollan

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rolled 3, 1, 6 = 10 (3d6)

      Looks like I'm going Rogue. Guess I'll reroll the CON just to avoid having less than average in that.
      STR 13
      DEX 13
      CON 9
      INT 11
      WIS 11
      CHA 10

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I roll 3d6 12 times and get rid of the 6 lower numbers as Gygax himself intended you fricking heretic

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rolled 5, 6, 5, 4, 1, 1, 3, 2, 3, 4, 2, 5, 5, 3, 4, 2, 3, 4 = 62 (18d6)

    Let’s get it baby

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      STR 16
      DEX 6
      CON 8
      INT 11
      WIS 12
      CHA 9
      Not 100% what I would do with this, with that low Con I don’t know about doing any kind of frontline class, but it could still be workable

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not sure if you would be recommended to reroll the CON or the DEX.

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rolled 1, 5, 3, 4, 4, 5, 4, 3, 4, 1, 6, 1, 4, 5, 6, 2, 6, 4 = 68 (18d6)

    Rollan

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rolled 6, 6, 3, 3, 5, 4, 3, 4, 5, 6, 6, 6, 4, 4, 4, 5, 6, 1 = 81 (18d6)

    LET'S GO!!

    I hope I qualify for a Ranger.

    (I love old school 3d6 down the line, feels like a mystery bag toy every time.)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elven fighter/magic-user it is.

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