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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any early reviews are worthless, no way someone will finish a 100 hour game in 4 days

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watch me.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you wont do it
        only 96 hours in a 4 day period

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't need to 100% complete a game to form an opinion about it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        for normal people yes, but critics need to take it slow and experience most of the content, not necessarily 100%

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    85 metascore
    7.1 user score

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >preemptive cope

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if the Shazam poster is ready for this one

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m ready for shazamgays to finally kill themselves

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    from the rumors they gave the keys a week or less before, so good luck try to finish a 100 hours + RPG in that timeframe, it was intentional, Larian its afraid of something, maybe the game its a bugged or its shit after first 2 chapters

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the same exact thing happened with DOS2 and look at the reviews

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe they just don't give a shit about game journalists? They already have their huge fanbase.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't actually believe any of these homosexuals would finish the game given all the time in the world

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They keys went out today. The reviews are fricking worthless, they're not going to be able to tell you if the game falls apart in the later acts, which is where all of OS2's save bricking bugs were.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this gonna be on ps4?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, PC only and then PS5 later and then probably xbox later and maybe in 3 years the switch 2

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Xbox release in 2024 I think. The only issue they have is splitscreen performance on series s

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game is already reviewed on steam buly thousands of users. Why would I care for Black person journos opinion

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i get it you dont wanna play it man
    its okay

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't overhype yourself because it's going to be busted on launch. Div OS was bad and OS2 was save-ruining. It's going to take a month or two for them to get it into a mostly complete state. Go in expecting quests to break and to potentially lose your save a week or two after launch and you'll have a better time.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't play CRPGs often
    >Like the idea of playing a good Paladin with dark urge, and not telling anyone (if possible) so if something fricked up suddenly happens it's more of a shock
    >Friend pipes up with "ah I'm totally playing dark urge, bro"
    >have to fess up what I'm planning to play and doesn't feel nearly as fun

    damn...

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love how game reviews either don't matter at all or are absolute undeniable truth, depending on the game and the individual's opinion of it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The reviews themselves don't matter, Larian postponing the keys matters because it suggests the game wasn't in a fit state to put out to the journos even a couple of days ago.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        he did the same with dos2 and yet the game was well received

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Christ, did you play OS2 on launch? CRPG's never launch well but it's one of the worst I've ever played, so that's not exactly a good sign. Everything beyond act 1 was basically non-functional for the first couple of weeks.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or they didn’t want journos spoiling shit with like 5 days left. At this rate reviews won’t come out until the day before at minimum which sounds fine to me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you see anyone talk about the game besides bear sex, evil lizard, metahomosexualry and the character creator?
      They might as well turn this game into Koikatsu

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shazamsissies...DISCORD NOW...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >flatline for almost 3 years, even 1k players
      >launch in 4 days
      >look guys, numbers of players are rising
      next cope ?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow it's almost as if early Access doesn't have enough content to keep people playing and only exists for feedback purposes? interesting

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          and wtf are they doing now moron ? you can't play anything than first act and the save won't go further for launch, the launch its in 4 days, they are wasting time dressing up like women ?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because most people don't know or care if their save doesn't carry and just wanna get familiar with the game before launch or for FOMO purposes

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Journos wont dare to give it bad reviews
    >it tickes all the correct boxes to please their israelite masters (gays, blacks, furries...)
    >they cant say they hate the gameplay or they would expose themselves as casuals
    >they cant say the story is bad (and it would be bad) because they wont be able to reach the last act before the review

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      forspoken and redfall checked all of those boxes and still got shit reviews, this cope has been proven wrong many times

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        those games were new, didn't have a cult behind them and people who will threaten the gays journalists if they give a bad review

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    below 70 user score before 3 weeks

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Highly likely. It's attracting attention outside of the core CRPG audience and they're not going to be used to how broken this genre always is on launch day. They'll see a good chunk of their spells not working correctly, quests breaking or setting incorrect flags so the game references things you didn't choose later on and jump straight to review bombing.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Christ, did you play OS2 on launch? CRPG's never launch well but it's one of the worst I've ever played, so that's not exactly a good sign. Everything beyond act 1 was basically non-functional for the first couple of weeks.

        have a nice day, schizo.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      nobody cares about user scores except fanboys and anti-fanboys/review bombers.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >75
    >buggy mess
    >heavily frontloaded
    >problematic

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Larian games always suck at launch.
    If you want to experience the ideal version of BG3, you'll have to wait for the Enhanced Edition plus one year extra.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Larian games always suck at launch.
      The sad truth, unfortunately. If you're looking for something to play in the meantime, why not check out Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire, or for a more narrative experience, Pentiment? You'll have more fun than the buggy mess Larian will put out next week.

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