>"I'm sick of fricking space marines! I want an Imperial Guard game"
>Darktide comes out
>it's complete shit
Be sure to preorder Space Marine 2™ guardgays.
40k
>"I'm sick of fricking space marines! I want an Imperial Guard game"
>Darktide comes out
>it's complete shit
Be sure to preorder Space Marine 2™ guardgays.
darktide wasn't an imperial guard game tho
>YOU'RE NOT IN THE GUARD! THEY KICKED YOU OUT, REMEMBER?
I like how one of the ogryn backstories basically is "didn't understand orders to retreat and held a hill on their own for fricking days against a heretic army"
That's about as based as it gets. Being too stupid for heresy or cowardice is great.
Ogryn's in a shellnut
You tell him to get a medical pack from a downed transport you better be damn specific for him to reach in and grab it or else he'll sled drag the whole fricking 30 ton chimera wreck over to you.
Is this the thread?
No. Read the thread title you illiterate moron.
>no facial hair
iron cage yourself homosexual
Space Marines generally do not have facial hair
in the cage, cuckwit. The praetorian of terra has sideburns, end of story.
>MFW cutting the funding for Inquisition, again
>they still have to pay tax + tip
Wow! Just like how it would be being a guardsmen!
Boring
>Ultramarine players
>Necron players
Tryhards
>Custodes players
>Grey Knight players
>Imp Knight players
Chads
>Ork players
>Dark Eldar players
>original made up chapter/legion etc with cool lore/background players
Obese
>Guard players
>Sisters players
homosexuals
>Tau players
>Eldar players
>Mechanicus players
Alright
>Chaos players
>Tyranid players
>any OG Space Marine chapter other than Ultramarines
What about Blood Ravens?
Personally I'd say they're alright. They're a bit more of a pain to paint due to the shoulder pads so sub assembly is necessary otherwise its a ballache layering over the red undercoat or whatever. So I imagine their players are quite invested. Bandwagoners during the DOW1-2 days but cool now I guess
What's wrong with the Mechanicus? I know balance hasn't been the kindest to them, but I've done well at my local 1000 point games. Better than I could get with Thousand Sons.
>Chaos
>not homosexuals
You've not met enough chaosgays.
btw Imperial Fists(and by extension their succsessors) are INSUFFERABLE dickfaces
>he doesn't know
Eldar Players belong in a category worse than homosexuals. Anyone who plays that shitty faction deserves to be beaten with a hose while their models are melted in front of them.
Craftworld Eldar are probably the most fun army I've ever played as. They're so fast on the table and it's hilarious making you opponent seethe with shenanigans. The aspects help keep things fresh when painting as well. That being said I've been raped one time by Dark Reaper spam so I can understand the hate for eldar players.
Genestealers not even on the list
BASED
hey i got this pic as an extra large mousepad from one of those custom order guys.
its pretty neat
>implying people here play let alone paint models
I played in 6th, does that count?
No.
I play a bit but you're right, I don't paint since I'm in a slump. The Technomancer I finished painting turned out kind of bad and boring and I'm considering scrubbing at least the staff clean so I can do it better. I also have no idea how to move forwards with the three Canoptek Wraiths that have been sitting and waiting to be painted for like almost a month now, they're too cool and I don't want to frick them up.
Which faction should I choose as a trans woman?
Space Marines.
why is this shit so boring compared to descent of angels
>BL
>HH
I got into this universe via HH, no going back now
next is A Thousand Sons
Don’t worry, magnus will continue fricking up and won’t stop there
T. 30k thousand sons player eternally suffering from bad rules
yeah I read as much in the index
>Primarchs don't belong outside 30k
agreed
any good chapter-focused literature in 40k era stuff?
Soul drinkers omnibus is great and the ultramarines omnibus with uriel ventris is a little bit old but a great classic
thanks anon
HH is the cancer killing 40k. Primarchs don't belong outside 30k, and 30k shouldn't have gotten a fricking book series.
>HH is the cancer killing 40k.
I agree the HH should always have remained vague background lore
>Primarchs don't belong outside 30k,
I think daemon primarchs are fine in 40K but loyalist ones should stay missing/dead
Having a daemon primarch pop up during a big chaos invasion is a nice way to show that shit is really fricked
>and 30k shouldn't have gotten a fricking book series.
100% agree
That book series has far more bad entries than good ones and even if you try to only pick out the good ones you get some really bad lore implications for the setting
>Having a daemon primarch pop up during a big chaos invasion is a nice way to show that shit is really fricked
See on paper that works.
The issue is that GW only view Daemon Primarchs as a way to hype up loyalists. See; Angron killing 1/20th of the entire Imperial Military in an invincible only to then get his shit kicked in by Lion.
>in an invincible
*invincible murder spree
Idk, i like both. All Horus Heresy book i have read is decent at very least, and i have read around 80% of all HH books.
I'm up to book 19. So far, I've really enjoyed it.
Some of my favourite parts
>Fulgrim falling to chaos
>Learning about Horus' struggle and how he wanted to be diplomatic
>the assassin guilds teaming up to try and assassinate Horus but blowing their load too early
>The word bearers going into the eye of terror and having to eat each other to survive
>everything with Magnus so far
>The last church short story
>the thunder warrior that's camped out in the slums
>The whole flight of the Eisenstein
>when the ultramarine, world eater, space wolf and thousand son team up to take out the furious abyss
And some other stuff but I can't remember it all sitting on the toilet
I read Angels of Caliban and the whole fallen schism bit is insanely boring
Sanguinius and Bobby G kicking The Lion out of Imperium Secundus for being a total sperg is hilarious though
>I excluded my own people from the crusade, and now they have turned against me. How could this be happening to me?
I can understand why so many people don't like HH, it really makes the primarchs look like a bunch of jackasses. Granted Dorn already looked like a jackass before then.
Worst of all are these three hundred year old thousand campaign space men veterans acting like teenagers in power armor
Worst of all is having the characters still go 'huuuhh Horus did whaaaaat' by book twenty something
That's what you get when you let chaos simps write loyalist novels.
Writer moronation gave us the backstory for angron hating big E by making him behave like a moron.
Frick you ADB
Angron couldn't help himself
Mortarion is a big spiteful clueless dummy
It's a Gav Thorpe book. His favorite thing to write about is Eldar being colossal failures. Of course his books are boring.
I read one HH book out of order and ended up reading two Gav Thorpe novels in a row, god that sucked
I'm still not sure what Corax's personality is
Gav Thorpe's a funny guy because all of his books suck, but he's specifically the only guy allowed to write books about Eldar, which means Eldar have absolutely zero good books while everh other faction he touches at least haa other authors. It's been taken so far that Eldar in other books not by him are always shown as absolute morons who should have gone extinct a longntime ago from how stupid they are.
David Annandale sucks balls too
The doom of Pythos or whatever was such garbage and I still have another book of his to go before getting to the fricking siege
I don't hate his Malekith books
definitely the weakest of the Time of Legends books, though
Personally, my favorite books from the Horus Heresy are unironically the White Scars one. It really fleshes them out as a legion. Besides just being go fast.
"My armor is contempt, my sword is hatred, my shield is disgust, in the Emperor's name, let none survive." -Dan Abnett
>"I'm sick of fricking space marines!"
People always say this but when we get games focusing on
>Orks
>Imperial Guard
>Adeptus Titanicus
>Hive gangs
>Aeronautica Imperialis
>Sisters of Battle
>Imperial Navy
>the Inquisition
>Mechanicus
>or strategy games letting you play one of several factions
people don't buy them.
Game devs can't help you if you're gonna be like that
I'll buy that new ork game when it comes out of early access
>Orks
Because they are pure essense of onions and reddit in warhammer.
now fight
anon is entitled to his dumbass opinion but quite frankly I don't care what is "reddit" and what isn't
>utterly mindbroken by overexposure to Ganker
Is Speed Freakz coming outthis year? And was that Shootas platforming(?) game any good?
>Blood Teef and Shootaz
it's fun but really short, the only gripe I have with the game is sometimes background and platforms just blend together
haven't tried coop mode
>Imperial Guard
name one game since winter assault about the guard, frick that hardly even counts since it's an expansion
Darktide counts
the Armageddon game
Gladius maybe?
most of them were mediocre in already mediocre setting don't expect miracles
Aeronautica Imperialis
Armageddon
Battlefleet Gothic Armada
Gladius
>Aeronautica Imperialis
is About Aeronautica Imperialis
>Armageddon
Isn't this tile-based turn-based game?
>Battlefleet Gothic Armada
Imperial Navy, not Guard
>Gladius
Isn't this tile-based turn based game?
So, two tiled turn-based game, and that's it?
you don't deserve more, spoiled brat
>>the Inquisition
Inquisitor Martyr is decent. The entire premise of an Inquisitor has good CRPG potential as well. Hopefully we see that after Rogue Trader.
Yeah InqMartyr was really ok; strong 3+ vibe. I bought it on the summer sale for 12 bucks because I was too poor for Diablo4 and got a good 35+ hours out of it. Hoping some buddies want to coop it up in it so I can pick it up again.
That sounds nice! Games not outstaying their welcome is actually a good thing: Gonna pick it up on the next sale.
Maybe dakka squadron shouldn't have been a glorified mobile game masquerading as a PC one then. Although now I type that I realize by orcs you probably meant shoots blood and teef
I brought both necromunda games, hired gun was alright but dragged down a lot by the looter elements and if they weren't gonna make the bolters satisfying they shouldn't have included them in the game at all, never got far in underhive wars to really comment on it because the way the tutorial was setup I kept realising I had missed something and restarting then never went back to the game, one day maybe
I intend for the sister of battle game to be the first thing I do when I get VR at some point, I think I even already brought it
I got filtered by mechanicus is great
Fricked that up at the end there meant to say I got filtered by battlefleet gothic
>ork racing game
>its actually not a kart racing game. Its a king of hill brawler.
Its not my fault devs are moronic.
it's because they always pitch the other factions on trash games that won't sell
like honestly, who wants to play fricking CHESS (but with orkz!) ? that's not an ork game, that's virtual chess
>strategy games letting you play one of several factions
>Game devs can't help you if you're gonna be like that
DoW 3 was fricking garbage. No one's fault but their own.
>or strategy games letting you play one of several factions
DAWN OF WAR 1 AND 2 THOUGH???(do not bring up 3, ever)
I still desire an Eldar game.
>character action game where you go through the various aspect shrines
>level up in the aspects to get bonuses
>max out every aspect to become an Autarch
>or devote to yourself to a single path, locking yourself out of all others and getting massive bonuses to that specific fighting style
I didn't pay that much attention but I remember people complaining that it wasn't a guard game after the reveal trailer indicated it was.
Now wheres my Lictor assassin game
I got into 40k via HH as well, sometimes I wonder if that was a mistake.
I just think the Space Marines are really cool.
>Primaris
they look cool
The helmet is stupid.
Mk VII is peak space marine. Mk IV/X is boring and gay.
Is it true they're actually getting rid of the original space marines in favor of primaris? Damn shame. Seemed like a perfect opportunity for a civil war or something in the narrative
>civil war or something in the narrative
why would you turn down an upgrade with a 98% success rate?
the conversion only has a 98% success rate because it's only done on named characters who aren't going to die to something as simple as an upgrade procedure
There have been no mentions of mass marine deaths ever from the procedure. It was alluded to being dangerous but named or not marines dont die from it.
It doesn't cure mutations either at first it was but each chapters got more shit like the wulfen, black rage, and black dragon bone swords were coming back.
I would ask what the point is in that case but I already know it's just to sell new models
they needed an excuse to sell and now all lore is just making them regular marines thats it stop acting anal over dumb plastic. They even added a lore blurb to newer chaos marines being more powerful and slightly larger than the older chaos marines.
that CSM thing is actively hilarious
>Seemed like a perfect opportunity for a civil war or something in the narrative
95% of Marines don't give a frick about it and see Primaris as a direct upgrade, especially since they can all fricking undergo the procedure. The only notable marine b***hing about them is Gabriel Seth who's a bitter moron about everything, and even he got proven wrong DAngels just didn't like being presented with NEW Marines in general, and everybody else just went 'Cool, new stuff'.
God Firstborn-gays are insufferable.
>the people in-universe accepted the new toys because the writers are trying to push sales for literal new toys
big if true
>And upgrade is presented to Marines far and wide
>This upgrade is backed by Roboute Guilliman, the only active Primarch of the time, the closest thing to a son of the Emperor there is, and the one who literally wrote the book many of them wage war using
>This upgrade is delivered by the Custodes, the literal golden demigods who serve none except the Emperor himself and live to enact his will
>"WhY dIdN't ThEy ReBeL?!"
>Is it true they're actually getting rid of the original space marines in favor of primaris?
Only the named ones
But they aren't gone, more that they went through the primaris procedure to get bigger and more power
There are still first born that haven't gone through the procedure yet
What the frick is wrong with their knees?
I just want a Sister so bad bros
Soulstorm.
>no female space marines in Space Marine 2
I'll wait for a sale
I want a Tau game, or even a remaster of FireWarrior
Would be nice to see the actual blueberries get the spotlight again, if only briefly
NPC factions don't get games any more.
I want fire warrior updated so modern systems don't blaze past the loading screens too fast to read the story
JUST FRICKING FINISH ETERNAL CRUSADE
WHY MUST THEY DO THIS TO ME
that game never had any potential
it was only good in your dreams
whatever man then just give me a fricking star wars battlefront clone
PLANETSIDE, ON PROCEDURALLY GENERATED PLANETS AND BIOMES, BUT WITH 3 FACTIONS FIGHTING IT OUT IN A FREE FOR ALL
The factions might actually be RNG-chosen as well, on a per week basis (that's when the battlefront switches and game environment becomes some other planet), to avoid too much bandwagoning and forcing players to somewhat switch up their styles since every faction has different strenths and classes.
Are the Sisters of Battle still cute misandrists?
SoB don't hate men.
They hate heretics.
And most heretics are men
I WANT A MECHANICUS GAME WHERE YOU ARE DROPPED ONTO A PLANET AND MUST CONVERT IT INTO A FORGEWORLD.
YES, ITS MECHANICUS FACTORIO
AND THE END GAME MUST BE MANAGING SEVERAL FORGE WORLDS TO SERVICE A SUBSECTOR
And add events with Necrons because they are the best
I've always been interested in the idea of a story about founding forgeworlds
I just want a Tau game where it's a losing last stand against the death guard.
what few of the HH books are actually good thoughever outside the opening trilogy? I've heard all the chris wraight white scars novels are solid
That's about it.
is there a recommended brand of paint thinner or will any ol' paint thinner do?
Water.
frick /tg/ they were mean to me for no reason!
>for no reason
I'd be mean to you too, homosexual.
name the reason
>
correctly
im sick and tired of being bullied for knowing that futanari muscle girls are the patrician fetish!
go frick yourself, eat shit, AND die
Lol I'm an AIgger who has no grounds to lord over anyone but even I know this is not true. Muscle is fine though, as long as you never ever go hyper.
hyper can be alright if it's not like HYPER hyper
correctly
They should've beat you up in real life for that post.
foul agent of chaos, you will be excised from the world
I prefer a battlion of SoBs (female) capturing an Eldar twink and having their way with him
>no cum drinking
I can name one reason right there.
>company on one
That's a second right there.
>uncapitalized, unpunctuated
Three strikes.
At least do this with the race that fricked slaanesh into existence, surely you can find some ripped eldars.
Futa fetishes are already getting dangerously into slaneshi territory, that level of cum dump is just brazen heresy
>getting
that shit is balls-deep purge-the-entire-planet heresy
I am waiting for the inevitable netflix series of the Horus heresy.
I also want my warhammer games set in that timeline. I want to stand on THAT planet with THAT captain, waiting for doom to crack the firmament.
henry cavill as loken
You mean Henry as Big E.
>Netflix
Amazon. They're already in talks about it. Probably won't be for a while though.
Love can bloom.
im convinced you all use the 40k general on /tg/ and then come here to say the same 40k opinions
the same posts the same writing styles its maddening to me
>anons browse more than one board
W H A T
The minute someone mentions HH and the same /tg/ opinions and greentexts agasint come out of no where. Then all of a sudden the gav thorpes gets named dropped here.
Post models
And you know what's funny? It's all me btw
I do not use /tg/ because I don't play the tabletop but I would if I had painting skills
necron 40k game that isn't Dark Crusade, ideas?
I want a comedic point and click adventure game starring Trazyn.
>tfw you like HH and most 40k games
>just read random books based on favorite faction
>know GW has no intention of competently moving the story forward or resolving it so just enjoy individual stories and the pure aesthetic of power armor dudes killing each other
i am in this camp as well, i love the setting and all the lore and i don't have to be angry and jaded since i haven't been into it for 20 years or whatever
Black Library hate only truly started after 2016 the books were never treated as major things but now BL is treated as utter heresy for no reason other than guys got angry over books that are barely canon.
like I said /tg/ ass opinions. The biggest self proclaimed HH haters know every little detail that happened. Me? I just real all the white scar books and all the ultramarine vs word bearer shadow crusade books. Bobby G fought in the vacuum of space for 7 hours straight becasue he was so pissed agasint the betrayal happening.
Dont bother with these obsessed grogs they are mad their head canons failed
morons still think 40k is about "muh static setting", and they're usually xenosgays who get pissy about their NPC factions never mattering.
Shut up EldarBlack person
40K was a static setting until a few years ago and it's basically still a static setting but X centuries later
If you don't think Black Legion is the coolest shit ever then don't even enter my eyespace.
I perfer the 3rd legion but that's just because I love the fall from grace, killer music, and garish colors
Hell just finished up a 10 man unit of Emperor's children, now time to make a kill team with the upgrade pack
I can respect that for the depravity.
She looks like she kidnaps beta nerds to femdom them to death.
If only GW didn't ban people from making fan games
Already had an idea I was gonna work on before that happened
Leandros will be a firstborn marine in space marine 2 and all of Ganker will suddenly say he was based
Well I'll still call him a b***h
I love how fricked up the 3rd got, can't wait for the full release this edition. Just need to reach 2k points in my tau____ army first, then its time for kitbashing and 3rd party parts, chugging some energy drinks, and go to town on making some just absolutly fricked up space marines
I love that fricking artwork. I used to really enjoy being an edgy kid looking through white dwarf at ll the grimdark stuff pretending I knew the rules. I have a soft spot for Emperors Children just because of that dude alone
Its probably the best looking slaaneshi marine out there. Full on BDSM, fricked up, distorted face. The shit of nightmares and I love it.
Is this that hoe from Chaosgate?
yes she cute
She's an Inquisitor and therefore shit.
t. Heretic
they're usually buttholes, not my fault you're all stuck up dickheads
The whole primaris thing is moronic and I like pretending it never happened
We already have Custodes as the betterer space marines
wait until they print prima custodes
Will space marine 2 multiplayer be marine vs chaos marine still?
Yes? What else would it be?
Yes, of course. They're not gonna make entire factions just for a multiplayer mode in a space marine game.
>Tau have all the necessary lore and mechanical bits to them to make a really awesome action shooter like Vanquish or something
>Firewarrior came out and was fricking dogshit so we'll never get that
I hate GW.
Nobody cares a out your shitty NPC faction, coomer.
i genuinely don't think we'll ever have an ork game that actually captures the scale and volume of ork warfare
Orks exist to be silly slapstick comedic relief. Nobody cares about them waging war.
why more strategy games or turn based the table top is that shit give us action first person shooters
What?
GW sees games as marketing material for tabletop, which itself is a strategy game.
POST
MINIS
homosexualS
Okay. Haven't painted much since him so nothing new to show.
Nice
It's probably the only near-good paint job I've done.
oh, did anybody else ever notice how his skull faceplate is just the symbol of khorne, echoing Khaine being like a sub-divinity or at least related-to?
>Khaine
>Sub-divinity
Khaine is an absolute gigachad compared to He Who Sits.
>Can't even hit 200 posts
All according to plan.
I still think Necrons should go back to the pre 5th edition lore despite everyone fawning over the character that exists specifically to put plotlines on ice for as long as the writers want
who gave you that opinion
I've had conversations on here about it, and see constant "Old Necrons are just metal Tyranids" by people across the board
New Necrons are just metal Eldar
>New Necrons are just better Eldar
Ftfy
and old necrons were just terminator, the c'tan were barely involved
I'd rather go back to when they were shoving human blanks through biotransferrence across the board rather than "this one specific guy is messing around with it just for fun"
The Flayed Ones rework is a perfect example of how fricking stupid Ctan being overly involved with considering they went from being unable to run through the sleep protocols properly to "Ctan got mad they revolted and decided they get cursed
I thought she only had one arm.
Chaos warbands come in many flavors, especially the founding legions. They split up into a bunch of smaller warbands over 10k years. It's entirely possible to have chaos-hating CSM, even from a legion that stereotypically loves chaos, and vice-versa. You can find warbands for either. Chaos mutated possessed of the NL, IW, and AL. Chaos rebelling WB, EC, and TS. These all exist in the lore. There are so many more possibilities than the fans give CSM credit for and I'm tired of the Undivided players pretending entire legions were strictly non-chaos.
>Darktide? What is that, some Bretonnian joke?
Hey guys wanna hear a joke?
Dark Eldar.
You're just mad because Lelith won't step on your dick.
Sorry anon, Lelith is part of the Ynnari now.
explains a lot
You don't play as IG in Sharttide, you're prisoners who become part of an Inquisitors retinue as a stay of execution.
Which could be pretty interesting except Fartshart are moronic.
No games where you play AS chaos?
what the frick happened to Forge World? their Campaigns (Vraks, Badab, Taros) were some of the best shits to come out of GW in the past decade and it seems like they're barely even utilized anymore
GW has deliberately made their ranges and products shit out of spite.
Primarch homosexualry.
FW lost the one guy (1) that made sculpts and wrote lore.
GW learned that instead of making campaign books and focusing on minor parts of the setting they could just wank Marines even more and still make tons of money.
It's funntly that people bash Primaris when their release made GW's profits skyrocket with no end in sight. Marines were already getting a vast majority of releases, and GW now knows they can just churn our more Primaris models and Marvel-tier storylines about Marines being heroes and they'll sell even more.
People bash Primaris because the lore is shit, if they released the new models as anything but BIGGER AND BETTER AND FASTER AND STRONGER SPACE MARINES!!! people would have zero problem with them.
>people would have zero problem with them.
People already have zero problem with them. The ones who dislike Primaris are in a small minority (and are typically jealous xenogays), most don't care and many actually like having bigger Marines.
Well it's a good thing the majority have always been in the right, gonna go chow down on some plastic now.
Enjoy having your NPC faction left behind.
>Chaos
>NPC
NICE GREAT CRUSADE YOU'VE GOT THERE DICKHEAD
You really think its primarily xenosgays pissed about primaris? When a bunch of marine models got retired a bit ago, it was xenosgays shitting on whining marinegays for being spoiled for choice
As much as marinewank is annoying, I can't say it's not cathartic to see karma hit the obnoxious chaoshomosexualry that came before it.
People also bash Primaris because of the models
reminder that perturabo is a b***h
Massive cope. He canonically won.
>gets buttfricked by chaos forever
>winning
nice cope
>>gets buttfricked by chaos forever
Never happened. Dude won free immortality by settling a personal grudge and has since spent the last 10k years sitting on his ass doing whatever he wants. Meanwhile all his brothers are either dead, dead inside, missing or enslaved to the whims of the Chaos Gods.
once you're a demon, you're a slave
Only if you're bound to a single god.
Madail is a slave to all four gods.
Space Terminators > Space Tomb Kings
>NOOOOO MUH DUDES AND EPIC TEAM UPS
I doubt your going to find many people who disagree with you. The Infinite and the Divine is the only good piece of NuCron lore.
I usually see oldcrongays being vastly outnumbered.
That kind of implies there are many Necron players at all which I kinda doubt.
>SM2 comes out
>it has a "Survival" game mode
>you are a fricking guardsman
>You hear The WAAAAAAGH!!
>given the liberty to decorate your soldier as you would a supermarine
Would be fun, eh?
darktide is still the best 40k game since space marine 1. cope troony moron
Chaosgate is better.
That's not EVEN a Guard game but a fricking Inquisition game!
snarky metul priest
Votann, why?
>be dreadnought
>wake up
>get pumped with pain meds
>kill xenos
>get put to sleep
>chapter goes traitor
>wake up in horrific pain
>forced to kill fellow humans
>no sleep ever again
>soul damned to demon assrape for eternity
>get IG game
>can't leave the first level because commissar keeps killing you
>*Kills an entire chapter of space marines*