40K ALSO GETTING SQUATS

Confirmed so far:
>Epidermius
>All resin demons for Tzeentch and Slaanesh
>Last Forge World kits usable in 40k
>Dark Angels Primaris Leuitenant
>Combat Patrol Orks
>Combat Patrol Custodes
>GSC losing Helix list models
>Several terrain kits
>Noise Marines

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Leaks said GW is pushing Creative Assembly to make the Total War: 40k game sooner rather than later

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what leaks

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What leak?

        The leaks posted in the /twg/ thread on /vg/.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What leak?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Total war is a historical rank and file game, it only works with fantasy because it is a pseudo-historical. 40k can't work with the systems that CA have.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's already come out that they're working on a Total World War 1 game.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          source?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Legend of Total War and Volund both said their leakers confirmed it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          CA won't release another game, I'm calling it now. Sega already forced them to cancel Hyenas and have begun laying CA employees off as part of a "restructuring". CA won't release another game and within the next few years, Sega will shut them down completely and hand their IPs to another studio.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hyenas was bad on many levels. Anyway CA can save itself with Nagash DLC and doing M3 Total War since all the slavs and turks get their peepees hard over the idea of reliving the moment of glory their nation had 700 years ago.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Only valid insight in this thread. How terrible this board is that Gankertards can come here spreading youtuber propaganda and it gets called newsworthy. CA is an embarrassing shell of the mediocre company it once was, famous for games it can't even remaster correctly. Their biggest and boldest idea was one of the most colossal disasters in modern video games and TWW3, their "flagship" title of recent years, was a pathetically bad, greedy reskin of the already lazily-put-together DLC-bloated TWW2. Anyone who thinks CA can make a good game anymore is either a mentally moronic person or a child.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >40k can't work with the systems that CA have.
        why?
        already have shooting and skirmishing, plus magic which simulates half the weapons on 40k

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          40k isn’t about formations and large scale units with low individual flexibility. If you want a 40k game than something like Wargame or Warno would work better where you can deploy individual squad sized units and have vehicles and aircraft.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Neither is TWWH 3

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Warno/SD1-2/RD etc... are cancer games for autists. not exactly a great model for something with an established wide market share. 40k ultimately needs to be accessible normies.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            TWW40k would be like
            >tyranids have the same setup as skaven lots of shit chaff with monsters
            >orks have the same setup as orcs lots of shit chaff with some cool stuff like the Stompa replacing the Rogue Idol
            >necrons move in formation perfectly like tomb kings with similar resurrection mechanics
            Space marines are the main army where squad combat over numbers combat makes sense but they'd just be an elite focus army where you swap out scouts and chapter servitors for proper marines at T3 and chapter veterans at T4 with Terminators at T5.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          TW has sucked at ranged combat for a long time now and I doubt they can make it better. More than likely they will make it even worse.
          Also can you imagine how bad any kind of cover system would be under CA? These fricks haven't ever been able to get units to act right just standing on walls.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It literally just doesn't matter as long as the initial launch factions of Blood Angels, Emperor's Children, Craftword Ulthwe and Hive Fleet Buttmunch are well received you don't need more than a basic structure. The question is if TWW40k is set up like TWW with 3 games leading to the indomitus crusade or if it's one game with 60 DLC. The latter makes more sense if they just want to slap "DLC: Space Wolves" and "DLC: Fabius Bile vs. Cawl" into the game without having to figure out their own spaghetti code.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >It literally just doesn't matter
              This is true. The game could be steaming dog shit and warhammer piggies will slurp it up.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It absolutely can, what are you even smoking?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not that anon but I think he means they'd have to change up the system a lot and CA doesn't have the talent to pull it off.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mean it could be done by mods alone.
            You already have <10 men units, you already have guns, you already have blobs instead of blocks. The only thing I don't know that exists already in the system is loaded transports in deployment, but surely that isn't that hard.
            The issue is not that they can't do it, they can, or do it well, they can't, but that doesn't matter, really, its that it won't be fun.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              > its that it won't be fun.
              Based on what? You have no idea. The real reason it hasn’t been done is because GW don’t want them cannibalizing their 40k audience. They only let them have WHFB because they thought it was played out. It’s blatantly obvious that the success of TW:WH fuelled the return of TOW, so I’d be amazed if they let them have a crack at 40k unless they’re confident the extra income from the licensing will offset any loss of tabletop sales

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              they do have loaded transports with the siege towers.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >they do have loaded transports with the siege towers.
                Ah well you see there's literally no reason it can't be done right now through mods.
                >Based on what?
                Experience and rationality. The campaign will be a broken half-thought. Eventually all it'll boil down to are arena-game type tournaments like you see with TWW3.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What is Napoleon total war?
        Also - 40 isn’t actually space military, it’s always been space fantasy, both in rules and vibe, despite best efforts to convince you otherwise

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >MEQ are 10 man unit loose formation heavies like ogres
        >Guard-like are either rank and file line infantry or loose formation skirmishers like in Empire/Napoleon
        Yep, absolutely impossible

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Patrol Orks
    Patrol Custodes
    Gee it's almost like every single CP has gotten squatted and replaced as their army gets a codex! What a shocker!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      With worse units that cost more. The Custodes was one of the best for value.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you guys are making a mountain out of a mole hill youll forget about this shit by monday as youll be on your next outrage

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >GW pushing churn and burn in order to keep pumping sales numbers via fresh releases rather than maintaining inventory, retention or support.

    No. Fricking. Shit.
    People need to get out of the cult, get their shit together, stop sucking so much GW wiener and go get invested in something else, even if it's the same thing minus being glued to GW's constant excretion stream, like an older edition.
    And don't give me that "dead game" shit, you're just looking for excuses to be a b***h forever if you do.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude people made posts like yours here back in '08.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was also correct to do so then.
        Hell, people were doing it in 1999 when Squats and a couple other things didn't make it out of 2nd edition, or in '97 when they had to bully GW into giving them a Citadel Journal article to even cover them in Epic 3rd edition despite it being one of the more popular armies in 2nd.

        Year after year, decade after decade of new generations of morons like OP having to learn the same damn lesson over and over and over.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >GSC losing Helix list models
    what models would that be?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Noise Marines gone
    PLATINUM MAD

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sauce?
    Sounds kinda fricked up though.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Auspex Tactics already has a video about it but more stuffs going away over the day.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well shit.
        It really is over.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go check out GW's webstore and the last chance to buy section

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >its real
        WHAT THE FRICK IS HAPPENING AT GW? Did they get new leadership that wants all finecast gone in 6 months or some new uk plastics law thats made them panic or what?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        frick i thought they meant this DA lieutenant for a second. not the one in the vid that looks like a kitbash.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're removing Primaris stuff already? Bullshit.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if anyone is cataloguing this stuff

    Like the 80s and 90s have wikis where people list every release and such

    but it doesn't feel like people are doing that since like 2005, there's End Times and Forge World units and releases like... forgotten

    https://www.miniatures-workshop.com/lostminiswiki/index.php?title=Main_Page

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no one is going to make a catalog of primaris slop

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's wayback machine if you're really interested to make such a catalogue. Bonus points that it also works with more obscure manufacturers.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That will be killed soon, it next after internet archive, the internet will be a giant mobile like app page one day

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some things are better forgotten

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's wayback machine if you're really interested to make such a catalogue. Bonus points that it also works with more obscure manufacturers.

      That will be killed soon, it next after internet archive, the internet will be a giant mobile like app page one day

      Lexicanum has catalogues

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pissed there isn't a great ongoing catalogue of mini's that are up to date. It's not hard ot just rip the images and boxes and sprues right off the GW site for a start. Lot's of stuff is already dissapearing. I really think we need a strong database with release dates and every kit the sprues were included in for each model.

      stuff of legends and lost minis wiki are shadows of what they could and should be

      The boxes are already gone and will be replaced by something worse for more money. Please be excited.

      >combat patrols were already shittier, more expensive Start Collecting! boxes
      >now the combat patrol boxes are being replaced with even worse value bundles
      Grim.

      don't question it. Just buy the product because it's Selling Fast! and then get excited for next product.

      usually it would say "temporarily out of stock" so people are assuming that it's just out and James isn't planning on making more

      go check out GW's webstore and the last chance to buy section

      >it's another 11 minute video that could be condensed to 2 minutes from AutismTactics
      >spends 4 minutes shilling his online retailer 2% discount code

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Patrol Orks
    Patrol Custodes
    Does this mean like that only the Combat Patrol box is getting removed?
    Or do you mean like "everything contained inside this box is getting removed"?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The boxes are already gone and will be replaced by something worse for more money. Please be excited.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >combat patrols were already shittier, more expensive Start Collecting! boxes
        >now the combat patrol boxes are being replaced with even worse value bundles
        Grim.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nooo not the ancient dogshit resin models no one used and everyone hated

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder how long until the Soul Grinder is squatted

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone hated
      you asked everyone, obese frick?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's called hyperbole, genius
        and I'm underweight

        I wonder how long until the Soul Grinder is squatted

        never; just like its debt, it is eternal

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wankhammer caugh it 4k. Is joever.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, what confirmation? Because I just went to warhammer.com and still see noise marine upgrade kits there.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Epidermius
    Nothing burger
    >All resin demons for Tzeentch and Slaanesh
    GWs been cutting resin kits for a while
    >Last Forge World kits usable in 40k
    Been expected
    >Dark Angels Primaris Leuitenant
    Nothing burger
    >Combat Patrol Orks
    Due a new box this spring
    >Combat Patrol Custodes
    Also due a new box this spring
    >GSC losing Helix list models
    Nothing burger they’ll get new kits
    >Several terrain kits
    Does anyone actually buy GW terrain?
    >Noise Marines
    Goes some way to confirming Emperors Children will be the next big chaos release to round out the cult legions

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up you fricking muppet

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My thoughts as well.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most of what you listed is completely fine on the US side. In his rush to push out a video faster than the news is meaningful Auspex accidentally published misinformation from the website admin's misclicks.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can someone share pic related?
    Just asking for a friend

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >AoS gets some of squats
      >AoS squealers start saying they'll move to a Mantic game called Firefight (they won't)
      >40k gets some squats
      >40k squealers start saying they'll move to a Mantic game called Firefight (they won't)

      Like clockwork. Though granted I would love to see a massive 40k exodus to another rival company's game that would make GW take notes and maybe even course correct but that aint gonna happen. I'd love to be wrong though.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >AoS squealers start saying they'll move to a Mantic game called Firefight
        Whoops meant to say Kings of War. My bad lads.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >AoS squealers start saying they'll move to a Mantic game called Firefight (they won't)
        on what planet did anyone say this, also AoS has been getting shit squatted since it came out 9 years ago

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >on what planet did anyone say this
          He meant to type Kings of War btw.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mean the previous /awg/ thread has a post about how Stormcast were played as Kings of War ogres so they technically can be played in that game.
            But as another anon pointed out it would be best to have a printed paper with images and text on said paper of the models and their corresponding units they are proxying as.

            The video in question: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwU2Z1Sa22s

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow more generic sci-fi infinity slop

      Who the frick would play this shit?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Who the frick would play this shit?
        Unironically I would play a demo game of this.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Good luck even finding a game of this.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're more likely to find mantic games being played than you are to find fun games of warhammer.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, you can get the rules online from Mantic's webstore for free. And then use the companion to look at army lists for free.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i checked the companion and the free rules on their website.
        The Keywords List in the free rules is behind a pay-wall.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >GSC losing helix list models
    What is this supposed to mean? There are no GSC models that are subfaction-bound. Do you mean Abberants or Biophagus? This list feels ai generated

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Checked the video, I guess OP is completely moronic and doesn't know anything about GSC. The old brood brothers box is going away, but that's very obviously because it's being replaced by the new killteam Brood Brothers box using the new cadian kit + upgrade sprue. Any GSC player already expected this.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wow so you're telling me people come here parroting whatever without doing even the most minuscule amount of research? I'm shook

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally a nothing thread made by seething siggys

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is going on? Some kind of Anti Christmas?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marines
    Upgrades sprues are still available despite being ancient resin
    The rest are literal nothingburgers
    Cope smegatroony

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