42 days until Florian beats his third Champion ranked trainer and the strongest rival character.
42 days until Florian beats his third Champion ranked trainer and the strongest rival character.
42 days until Florian beats his third Champion ranked trainer and the strongest rival character.
42 days until the hatesex between me and him
42 days until they make up and passionately kiss.
42 days until I invite Nemona to my dorm in order to cuck Carmine.
41 days until I sex Perrin instead of either of those annoying fricks
>not having sex with Kieran
What are you, gay?
Damn look at Kieran's chin. He's morphing into the peachmon at this point.
42 days until I defeat Kieran with Bullet Seed
I'm ready
42 days until kieran's and florian's loose, uncut foreskins unite together
I wanted to say Kieran is american but no, he's just studying overseas but he's japanese so his dick is obviously non-mutilated
I bet Florian's BWC completely mogs Kieran's despite being younger, hehe
>european vs japanese
He never had a chance
Born to be a bottom
42 days until I beat Kieran with Smeargle only. The pain inside he has to bear because he lost to a shitmon will be so strong, Ogerpon pities him and becomes his gf curing Kieran's disease.
42 days until Florian mpregs Kieran in front of his sister
But boys can't get pregnant, anon...
They can with the power of Dokutaro, maybe...
Why would they want to, though?
Babies are gross, and get in the way of hot sexy time.
It's a fetish idiot, don't overthink it
Also fricking hell who the frick does still say "sexy time" unironically in the 2023?
Cringe
42 days until the boisex
>strongest rival
Nemona in shambles, literal who to the mc now.
Florian will never be stronger than Red.
Already is. Red is a weakling
42 days until Florian and Juliana become Kieran's toxic chain bawds
>Thinking Kieren is anything but a dumb bottom
Cringe
I Wish that were me
whenever I think about kieran in the next dlc I always remember dazai's incel makeover in smtv
If everyone is a champion, nobody is. The title of champion is meaningless in SV, and I'd expect every champion from past games aside from like Wallace to be able to beat the SV protags.
>literally two champions in Paldea
>"everyone"
Hard cope
Anyone can beat Geeta's Gogoat. Plus, Arven and Penny are in the Hall of Fame.
>Anyone can beat Geeta's Gogoat
Except literally no one but you and Nemona did it, the game even tells you there haven't been Champions in the last years precisely because nobody does beat Geeta
>b-but she's weak
Gameplay =/= lore
>Arven and Penny are in the Hall of Fame in a game where the Hall of Fame has nothing to do with being a Champion
Woah, amazing, I guess they really are Champions too!
Even if Geeta has been a wall, the implication would be before her there were a ton of champions. Honestly, I'd reckon all of the gym leaders and elite four are champions.
>"there are less champions lately" means there were A TON of them before
Not only this is false, but it wouldn't even help your argument. Tons of champions in Paldea slowly disappearing because the new generations are too weak to beat Geeta only makes the goal more impressive in comparison
And no the gym leaders and Elite 4 aren't champions there's no mention of that
Considering that even with Geeta there are multiple new champions in the space of a year, there would be a ton before.
>And no the gym leaders and Elite 4 aren't champions there's no mention of that
It's implied.
42 days until we know what this frick's deal is
I don't know if I can beat the game in 42 days.
Why, it's not specially long.
I beat it in two weeks without going too hard on it.
41 days. Time is ticking, anon.
Tick tock
>there are multiple new champions in the space of a year
>it's implied everyone is a champion
Not even replying to you anymore, stop making shit up