5 years later, no other pokemon reveal has filled me with such revulsion. i can forgive the ice cream, but not this shit

5 years later, no other pokemon reveal has filled me with such revulsion
i can forgive the ice cream, but not this shit

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I need him to kiss me with his long tongue.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I forgot this thing existed, frick you for reminding me

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you keep on shoutin' youuuu keep on shoutiiiin'

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I

      WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT

      AND PARTY EVERY DAY

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hating a pokemon is so weird.
    >just don't use it
    >get joy beating it up when others use it
    it's that easy to funmax designs you don't like in this franchise

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      /vp/ is made up of autists and children on the verge of a mental breakdown

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I want to kiss an anon!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >"/vp/ is made up of children"
          >I want to kiss an anon!

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hate thing
    >let it live rent-free in your head
    So you're just in denial you love it right?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love him

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Obstagoon is fine, this "thing" however, may be one of the laziest designs this franchise has ever seen.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      WHOOPS WRONG PICTURE

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        my favourite Ice type Pokémon. 🙂

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah he looks like pingu

        Gen 8 had the blandest designs, but in general it was still great

        I think the worst pokemon design yet is capsakid. What even is that? it looks soulless in all ways

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's these three. I have no idea what the frick they were thinking when they made these Pokemon.
    Thankfully, they're are legendaries, so you don't really interact with them much in the games. But still, I gag whenever I see one of these.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't gag when seeing Volcanion but I have no idea what it's design is trying to convey other than a vague allusion to "steam vents". The design feels way too weird to only be saying "steam vents exist", though

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        its a volcano and a technological thing

        For me, it's these three. I have no idea what the frick they were thinking when they made these Pokemon.
        Thankfully, they're are legendaries, so you don't really interact with them much in the games. But still, I gag whenever I see one of these.

        Gigaamx Urshifu is one of the best designs in pokemon,
        the pink genie is very cool in therian forme

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the bear thing is ok but did we really need another pangoro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I kinda like Urshifu. The pose in its artwork looks pretty bad, but in-game I think it looks alright.
      Only single-strike though. Rapid-strike or whatever looks pretty bad.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not my favorite but I can respect what its going for.

      The steam guy gotta be the weirdest mythical, like I feel like you coulda had it be just give it the heatran treatment instead and have it be a random legendary you encounter in a late game dungeon instead.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Urshifu is such an inoffensive "humanoid" design that I think anyone that hates it either hates it on some shitty "anthro le sucks" principle or just hates it because of competitive. I just dislike it because I think Kubfu is better.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >galarian linoone apparently lives in a harsher environment than other linoone so it needed to evolve
    >linoone can only run in a straight line
    >galar is a straight line
    What was their problem exactly?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      loud music

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    obligatory post
    https://files.catbox.moe/jwo8y6.jpg

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nevermind
      I want to kiss obstagoon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cute husbands

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >YWN reveal your powerlevel to Haim Saban and cuck him out of infinite+99999 money by cancelling your KISS cartoon series plans by the last minute

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I only hate moronic homosexuals giving him either a hunam bepis or a generic dog wiener
    why does nobody want to be literally spooned by the badgerman's funky gelato scoop-shaped dong?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cross gen evos after gen 4 really were a mistake

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He can frick you and suck your dick at the same time, what more do you want?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >frick you and suck your dick
      Wait that's gay.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not be a blatant fursona of some has-been israelite who's more DMCA-happy than both Iron Maiden and Metallica combined for a good start.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    On a scale of Gene Simmons to Uri Geller, how well do you handle a Pokemon inspired by you?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Ganker
    Genuinely a horrible design

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I need regular Lioone to evolve into an alternate version of obstagoon that is based on vectors and accelration instead of crosses and blocking

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry about your shit taste

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bleh!

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