>50% chance to hit. >miss twice

>50% chance to hit
>miss twice

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes that’s going to happen 25% of the time

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gamblers fallacy

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she sitting on the couch backwards

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe her butt hurts

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        From what?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          she got hit by the swinging blades in sen's fortress and died. many such cases!

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          from my acidic cum

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It can be comfortable, although I say that more from when I lay on a couch and outright straddle the back of it

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you look like that

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think i already have this one
    anyone have the name?

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    next two are guaranteed

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct, which is why that goblin will crit you twice.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    cute, fleshy girls are underrated

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when I was playing this vard game called Deep Sky Derelicts, and I used this card I had on my Leader called Inspire, which has a 50% chance of buffing other party members. It rolled for each member individually so even if one didn't get buffed - the other could still get it. And since I also has a robot technician in my party, I had 7 party members total because of all the bot minions.
    So I use Inspire, and not a single party member of the 6 received the buff. And then the next turn I use Inspire again, and second time in a row nobody got buffed. That's 12 failed 50% rolls in a row.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >luck is also a skill

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the desperate butt huffing sniffs as you grab her cheeks and spread them as wide as they'll go

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    my type of woman

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I find fujoshi gf?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vtuber convention.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only people there are dudes and extremely fat americans.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go to Nijisanji one in Japan.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Those are all men anon.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's my wife right there

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >50% chance to hit
    >hit twice

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      statistically impossible

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      riff raff is a national treasure

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fat neet pig
    rape correction

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >millions of chinks, nips and asiatics
    >statistically speaking I should have a chubby asian gf
    >still no chubby asian gf
    Why

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ~~*they*~~ are against it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you have a house/apartment/car/at least 90% of national average income? Can you talk to people (women) without going into a spaghetti-meatballs supernova?

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i guess they never miss, huh?

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >95% chance to hit
    >miss twice in a row

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    An interesting fact about paper mario TTYD:
    the badge close call gives you a 33% chance to avoid an attack when in danger status. If you equip multiple of them, they each trigger a chance to dodge independently. If you equip 52 of them you can no longer get hit because while there should be an astronomically low chance of no dodge procing there is no string of 52 random numbers the game can generate that won't include a dodge procing.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5% chance to hit
    >hit

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Demon souls (ps3) loot algorithm was fricked

    The highest your luck the highest items enemy drop rates where.
    At a certain level luck will guarantee an enemy item drop.
    At another level it will guarantee 2 items drop...

    However. Each enemy had a drop pool
    The higher your luck the better percentage of the items in the pool.

    Case in point skeletons dropping "blades stone"
    "NORMAL LUCK"
    >blade stone 25%
    >chunk of blade stone 10%
    >Pure blade stone 1%

    At higher levels this were your rates
    >blade stone 100%
    >chunk of blade stone 80%
    >Pure blade stone 25%

    For some stupid logic or programming error if your level was too high guess what?
    you will always get two fricking blades stones.
    Always
    Goof luck farming in NG+++

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weak
    >Imagine hitting even once on an 87%
    not me!

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    50% + 50% = 100%
    So how?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      because its 1+0+0=1%

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      idiot, it's 50% * 50% = 2500%

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        2500%%
        Get it right

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      50% chance to hit means 50% chance to miss so 50% + 50% = 100% chance to miss

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      50% = 1/2
      1/2 + 1/2 = 2/4
      2/4 = 1/2
      therefore it's always 50%

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3% chance to hit a critical
    >hit it 6 times in a row

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never change, X-Com.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people so awful at statistics? Like they literally can't wrap their heads around the very concept of it. I play tabletop games, so I've always known that people are moronic when it comes to statistics, but covid 19 really made me aware of how big of a problem it is.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Need a 100% chance of that ass hitting my face

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Flip a coin
    >tails.
    >next one has to be heads
    >Flip coin again
    >tails
    >50% chance to be heads
    >miss twice

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pick Krieg's "silence the voices" ability (+50% melee damage per rank, 12% chance to hit yourself)
    >keep downing myself
    >decide to count the hits
    >out of 100 swings, hit myself 47 times
    >"12%"
    Frick gearbox

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    unless im a moron based on the perspective that is a really fricking deep couch
    also cute butt

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >75% chance to pass the white check
    >Failed 4 times, had to reload the save 4 fricking times
    >25% chance to pass a check
    >Pass the first time
    T-thanks Disco Elysium...

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >65% chance to hit
    >miss
    >follow up 75% chance to hit
    >critical miss
    >enemy attack
    >critical hit
    >second enemy attack
    >critical hit
    Every fricking combat encounter. T-thanks BG3.

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