>50 missions. >only 5 or 6 are fun

>50 missions
>only 5 or 6 are fun

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >50 missions
    >actually about 20 unique missions

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't play mgs to have "fun", you sit down and watch. What made mgs5 the worst one was its lack of kino story

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people still defend this game

      Like this fricking moron, holy shit. Frick off forever you homosexual.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yes, metal gear solid, the series known for its incredibly fun gameplay and amazing bosses designs.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. We are talking about MGS1, are we not?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Name one (1) good boss fight in mgs1

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Psycho Mantis for the design (few games have beat it)
              Revolver Ocelot for the gameplay

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Raven was actually quite good boss fight too

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Most of them? Ocelot, Raven 1 and 2, Snipe Wolf 2, Mantis, Rex, Liquid on top of Rex. MGS1, 2 and 3 all have incredible memorable boss fights either due to character design, mission design or both. B&B unit is crap but the final fight with Ocelot is pure kino.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >B&B unit is crap but the final fight with Ocelot is pure kino.
                I see this repeated sometimes and I cannot disagree more. The final fight with Ocelot is cheap fanservice like everything else in the game. It makes no sense and is not earned. It's ok without any context but with the context it's actually awful, franchise shitting moment like the entirety of MGS4.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Laughing Octopus was good

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/RSauUh5.jpg

        >50 missions
        >only 5 or 6 are fun

        MGS V is the best game of the last 10 years

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That is just sad when you really think about it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          unironically this. every single moment in this game was peak ludokino

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        And there's a diversity of missions. Unlike PW which had some good ones.

        >people still defend this game
        Indeed. MGS V broke Ganker forever.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You don't play mgs to have "fun"
      have a nice day you actual Black person.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      MGS 5 is the best one because it has excellent gameplay. This series always had stupid, cringe, middle school level writing, so the "kino" story doesn't matter.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least you are honest.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The story was the best, that's why the truth is still debated

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you didn't have fun you played it wrong

      Holy shit have a nice day

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      And
      >lack of bosses
      >no interiors
      >empty open world
      >very easy with dumb AI
      >everything interesting had already happened years ago
      >tell don't show approach

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    inb4 it's supposed to be unfun/missing etc. these threads are always the same shit

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wick one? I don't remember having fun.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >99.9% outdoor sneaking
    Why was there no love for indoor areas?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ground zeroes
    >10 missions
    >they are all fun

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have 100%
    Cope, seethe and dilate harder.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    unfinished slop

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not unfinished. Kingdom of the Flies was intended as DLC. All other content was cut for artistic reasons or because of hardware limitations.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the game isn't unfinished because it was intended to be unfinished on release
        lol

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's not unfinished
        >literally doesn't have a proper ending
        >empty open worlds
        >half-thought out mechanics that clearly didn't go through testing and reiterating
        Yeah sure

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >literally doesn't have a proper ending
          It does. Quiet sacrifices herself to keep Venom alive proving her loyalty but you don't get the girl because of it, just another phantom pain. Skull face dies and doesn't gets the satisfaction of a proper confrontation. Venom remembers who he really is. It doesn't matter to the soldiers who he really is because he was the one there on the battlefield, not Jack. To them he is the real Big Boss, he earned it. Eli is one story thread and was always meant to be DLC.
          >empty open worlds
          Brain dead criticism. The mission areas range from small to large. You cross Afghanistan and Zaire to get to the mission area. These empty lands you cross are symbolic of the Moby Dick theme, hunting the leviathan and searching for meaning and purpose. Biblical Ishmael roams the desert, you the narrator/player also roam the desert. It's by design.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >These empty lands you cross are symbolic of the Moby Dick theme, hunting the leviathan and searching for meaning and purpose.
            You got that wrong, there's already meaning in the hunt for Moby Dick. They are not searching for the meaning in Moby Dick.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >These empty lands you cross are symbolic
            Like clockwork some Kojimbo dicksucker shows up with the usual spiel such as
            >you don't understand, it's meant to be empty because vague obscure reasons that any other game would get crucified for but it's okay because it refers to the emptiness of venom's soul or somesuch other vague fricking bullshit

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I have to agree with this man. I don't think there was anything symbolical of the cut content of MGS V. Especially if we remember that Konami and Kojima had a horrible fallout, Kojima was absent of the game awards and fired from the company.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Filtered

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >empty open world
          I bet you gays had an aneurysm when Shadow of the Colossus released. Actually, maybe not since you weren't born yet

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's not unfinished
        >chapter 2 is 50% modifiers on old missions
        >said modifiers absolutely weren't supposed to be options the player could toggle
        >and they absolutely didn't just toss out the handful of missions they'd adapted for them

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's intentional. Sometimes the mission is told one way, then it's told another way. The narration is fuzzy.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            What is that picture supposed to show other than 2 people with completely different facial structure

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              People think Skull face is an Ishmael. Which is interesting as XOF works in the background of FOX

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >an Ishmael
                How many Ishmaels do "people" think there are wtf

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                How many do you think?

                >Filtered

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They should have kept returning to Camp Omega

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Cut for artistic reasons
        I bet you also are really good at lying to yourself every time your girl cheats

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this game is for people who want to milsim larp but are too fat and/or autistic

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just here to save endangered wildlife in my personal zoo

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why Ganker hates good gameplay?

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly other than Quiet's breasts and cringe scenes I don't remember shit about this game.

    Oh and vocal parasites. I only remember because it was so fricking moronic.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game is great what is everyone sperging about? That its not 10 hours of cutscenes and 1 hour of gameplay?

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    its not about fun its about tactical espionage akshun

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fun in MGSV was posting in the threads when the game released and playing alongside your /vros/.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The real phantom pain was the /vriends/ we made along the way

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the real phantom pain is the money i wasted on this game

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >50 missions
    >48 are filler that change nothing is you remove them
    >The 2 non-fillers are the same mission
    Thank you master Kojima please let me lick your dick mmhmmhhh yes you are the only one sitll making good games mmmmhmh

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      honestly i mostly enjoyed just wandering around fricking with people more than playing the actual missions

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The hilarious part about TPP is that Kojima even wrote on twitter that he was afraid the game was "too long" before release (translation: there's too much filler bullshit) but he made it that way because of the negative reception to Ground Zeroes being so short.

    Basically, Kojima took completely the wrong lessons from negative feedback of his previous work, a very recurring theme for him.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what a moron
      kojimbo should have just fricked off and started writing anime stories

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Basically, Kojima took completely the wrong lessons from negative feedback of his previous work, a very recurring theme for him.
      Tell me about it. If I have to speculate I would say that the lack of cinematics in MGS V is a direct answer to previous complains about MGS having way too cinematics. While this may sound good in theory the result is a disaster and most of the story is now told by tapes.

      Hell, Raiden was the result of japanese girls complaining to Kojima about Snake being too old.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I would say that the lack of cinematics in MGS V is a direct answer to previous complains about MGS having way too cinematics. While this may sound good in theory the result is a disaster and most of the story is now told by tapes.

        The typical Kojima babble was back in full force in Death Stranding, easily his worst since MGS4. Feels like he just jumps from one extreme to another.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The typical Kojima babble was back in full force in Death Stranding, easily his worst since MGS4.
          I did not bought Death Stranding, but I heard the last part of the game was unbearable boring.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            People with ADHD tend to get filtered by it, yes

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >buy a video game, expecting a video game
              >get a movie
              >y-you got filtered
              kojima doesn't even know you exist

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima is a genius

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're all fun except the repeat final mission

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Almost all of them are """fun""".

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I recently completed MGSurvive and liked it :3

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      skull face emoji

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the one about the survivors of Mother Base, right?
      I always thought adding back the stamina bar was a cool idea.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that mission where you rescue the niglet from the parasite facility
    >sneaking up to the location, think I'm in for some Snake Eater kino
    >get there, no guards, place is totally deserted
    >"boss fight" is to splash water on fire Volgin and run in circles until your chopper arrives
    All of Africa was dogshit and a total disappointment aside from blowing up the oil tanks and killing the drug dealer at the airport.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >think I'm in for some Snake Eater kino
      Even the bandana looks bad.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >50 "story" missions
    >most of them are "ride horse for 5 minutes, grab a pow (who you'll literally never see again afterwards), call pequod
    >the story actually happens in loading screen monologues and tapes without your involvement

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pick your favorites

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hellbound, Voices, Shining Lights were good for story. Replay I just want to go to a big base

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only one I remember slightly enjoying is the xof base right before the metal gear fight. Other than that, the rest are kinda boring and uninspired. This game suffers a lot from that honestly

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    None of you people have been out in a desert and it shows.

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