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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is it with Larian making "attractive" faces, then absolutely hideous body textures? They did the same thing in DOS2 with elves.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elves in DOS are fricking wierd gangly alien bodies, that's just part of the lore. That's how Drow used to be in D&D.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rivellon is not Middle Earth you stupid frick, did you even pay any attention to the game?

      They're weird, misshapen cannibals that literally bathe in blood.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't say it was you dumb frick. Doesn't change my point.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take a look at Belgian people and you'll understand

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m replaying Wotr and the party members are so much better than BG3’s it’s ridiculous, Lae’zel is the only interesting one

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want the personality of Lae'zel with the physique of Karlach in the skin tone and looks of Shadowheart and i want her to domme me and make me her sex slave.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This fricking pasta again? Frick off.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not a pasta if I'm the only one posting it you moronic homosexual

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It still is you stupid moron.
        >75 results
        Another fricking spambot tier shitposter schizo to the pile.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love my wife Shadowheart.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You plus half the city and the woods are loving her

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where dragonborn?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      predator lookin ass

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no breasts
      Todd won

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you want to put breasts on a lizard?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          because breasts are cool, they are squishy, soft and provide sustenance

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >egg laying
        >reptile
        >breasts
        U wot?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >same body type
    how the frick am i supposed to remain erect with this little diversity in my porn?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where the frick are the BOOBS, HIPS AND ASS SLIDERS Larian? If you're gonna also use sex to promote your game, you've got to commit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They could start by making the faces pretty before thinking about the meat

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    And not a single counter to this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both counts are true. Same why that stupid Russian prostitute who looks 12 isnt cp

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I counter it every time and you never respond. People DO roleplay as children and people are fine with it. Diaperplay and DDLG roleplay is very common. You can find videos on pornhub right now of women who look like 10 year old girls going "goo goo ga ga" getting fricked in pastel children's clothing. No one cares because it's not actually pedophilia.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    bots

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are those bots in the room with us right now? Can you describe them?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        bot

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those faces are modded and all 3 still look like absolute shit
    Morrgan, Ciri, Triss and Yennefer are how it's done.
    Nobody will rememebr these "characters"

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    10.5 hours on record
    1 review

    >I just love the game and to create ur character is amazing. And what I got to play was awesome the npc where so awesome out companions, it was like you was there irl. wow u all did an amazing job. I remember 1 & 2 and I was always hoping there would do a 3rd one and make it up to date like their other games that bioware had and you all have done it. For someone like me a visual person u have done what I always hoped games would get to. Thank you very much.

    totally not a bot

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>I have schizophrenic delusions
      Who asked?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's up with half the reviews being by people with 1 review

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      84 hours
      1 review

      >I have been playing games since I was about 5 years old. First RPG was Elder Scrolls Morrowind and have been a hardcore RPG player on both the computer and console. This is one of the, if not the best RPGs I have EVER played. I don't typically replay a RPG, but this one has had me planning 2nd and 3rd replays before I have even finished my first. The story is amazing and the characters are so well written they feel real. I adore that Larian is also updating it for free. Though, I'd gladly give them far more money with DLC, if they made it. I paid full price for this game and it feels like a steal. If you haven't already gotten this game, get it now!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        20 hours
        1 review

        >Steam might show 29 hours as of writing this, but I played on a friends account for about 250 hours before I bought this myself. I haven't loved a game this much since I first played Dragon Age Origins. Even on my third playthrough I'm still finding new things to do and new ways of handling previous problems. Not to mention that there are no microtransactions, its the whole game with no hidden extra costs. This game is GOTY for a reason, and its a damn good reason.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          100 hours
          1 review

          >After investing +100 hours, playing every night for the past month, I have completed the game. Safe to say, this will be one of many play-throughs. Baldur's Gate 3 is unquestionably deserving of its awards! There is nothing else like it...

          >As a fan of other open-world RPGs (particularly Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim), I was drawn to the idea Baldur's Gate 3, but I was uncertain about the turn-based combat, dice rolls, and heavy dialogue. Thankfully, these elements all blend seamlessly and the game - with it's incredible amount of cut-scenes, a compelling cast of characters and a complex and diverse storyline - feels more like an epic cinematic adventure that you get to govern. On top of that, the broad selection of races and classes allows for (relatively) limitless freedom over your player character. Despite wanting to know the outcome of every possibility for every interaction, I enjoyed making choices to forge my own path and create meaningful bonds with my companions. As for what I missed - well, there's always the next play-through!

          >*Highly* recommended you give this game a try.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            47 hours
            1 review

            >This is the first RPG i have played for many years, it is absolutely fantastic! A game that is actually worth the money paid! I am really looking forward to the adventure unfolding. The game play and graphics are on another level. I love finding secret rooms and treasure hiding spots! 100% recommend this game, you will not regret it.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              900 hours
              1 review

              >The possibilities for different builds, party comps, and story lines are nearly endless. 'Easter egg' style interactions around every corner. Rich, deep characters everywhere you look.

              >Working on my third campaign since launch, still finding new characters, new hidden areas, new interactions/possibilities in every act. Already know what I want to do for the fourth campaign. Couldn't recommend more.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                1000 hours
                1 review
                >Well worth the money and time! Amazing game and i never leave reviews.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                700 hours
                1 review
                >I have over 700 hours of this game. A good 500 of those have been from running Baldur's Gate 3 to turn my computer into a space heater. I recently moved to Canada.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                200 hours
                1 review
                >With over 100 hours of playing this game, it is gorgeous, the replay ability is amazing and the class choice and multi-classing makes every play-through different, along with the choices that you can make are different down to the detail. This game deserves all of the praise that it gets, and the team works very hard for making improvements to the game. The game to me is a solid 8 or 9 out of 10

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                200 hours
                1 review
                >Absolutely loved this game, story line was so in depth and beautifully written. Voice actors and artwork brought it to life beautifully. But this is not a game for the light of heart. I had many missed opportunities/missions or missions that I was shut out from because of a decision I made or direction I went, and this thing still took me 217 hours to finish. It amps UP in the final boss battle of Act 2 and you cannot breathe for all of Act 3. Some real hard but amazing boss battles. Definitely make sure you're ready to play this one cause it's worth the work. Don't even get me started on the character development???? or Karlach???

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                130 hours
                1 review
                >I've always been a fairly casual gamer, and haven't deviated much from my Switch for the last several years. When I saw this game beat Tears of the Kingdom for GOTY I decided to check it out and boy do I see why it won. This is the only game I've ever bought and thought "wow this was ONLY $60". I've started 3 playthroughs and have found something new each time. I cannot wait to try all of the different races and classes and play as the origin characters. I literally love this game so much lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      84 hours
      1 review

      >I have been playing games since I was about 5 years old. First RPG was Elder Scrolls Morrowind and have been a hardcore RPG player on both the computer and console. This is one of the, if not the best RPGs I have EVER played. I don't typically replay a RPG, but this one has had me planning 2nd and 3rd replays before I have even finished my first. The story is amazing and the characters are so well written they feel real. I adore that Larian is also updating it for free. Though, I'd gladly give them far more money with DLC, if they made it. I paid full price for this game and it feels like a steal. If you haven't already gotten this game, get it now!

      20 hours
      1 review

      >Steam might show 29 hours as of writing this, but I played on a friends account for about 250 hours before I bought this myself. I haven't loved a game this much since I first played Dragon Age Origins. Even on my third playthrough I'm still finding new things to do and new ways of handling previous problems. Not to mention that there are no microtransactions, its the whole game with no hidden extra costs. This game is GOTY for a reason, and its a damn good reason.

      100 hours
      1 review

      >After investing +100 hours, playing every night for the past month, I have completed the game. Safe to say, this will be one of many play-throughs. Baldur's Gate 3 is unquestionably deserving of its awards! There is nothing else like it...

      >As a fan of other open-world RPGs (particularly Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim), I was drawn to the idea Baldur's Gate 3, but I was uncertain about the turn-based combat, dice rolls, and heavy dialogue. Thankfully, these elements all blend seamlessly and the game - with it's incredible amount of cut-scenes, a compelling cast of characters and a complex and diverse storyline - feels more like an epic cinematic adventure that you get to govern. On top of that, the broad selection of races and classes allows for (relatively) limitless freedom over your player character. Despite wanting to know the outcome of every possibility for every interaction, I enjoyed making choices to forge my own path and create meaningful bonds with my companions. As for what I missed - well, there's always the next play-through!

      >*Highly* recommended you give this game a try.

      47 hours
      1 review

      >This is the first RPG i have played for many years, it is absolutely fantastic! A game that is actually worth the money paid! I am really looking forward to the adventure unfolding. The game play and graphics are on another level. I love finding secret rooms and treasure hiding spots! 100% recommend this game, you will not regret it.

      900 hours
      1 review

      >The possibilities for different builds, party comps, and story lines are nearly endless. 'Easter egg' style interactions around every corner. Rich, deep characters everywhere you look.

      >Working on my third campaign since launch, still finding new characters, new hidden areas, new interactions/possibilities in every act. Already know what I want to do for the fourth campaign. Couldn't recommend more.

      >BG3 leaving another mind in tatters
      It never gets old.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hello I am player of (game) I have 1500 hours in (game) I have never reviewed a game before, this game is the most GOTY game I have ever played, 10/10. It's no wonder it won so many deserved awards. I think at one point there was some gameplay
        Recommended

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          1300 hours
          1 review
          >I love RPGs like Skyrim, Witcher 3, Final Fantasy (7,10), etc. I've never played CRPG and I've only ever heard of DND, so going into BG3, I didn't really know what to expect. I initially purchased the game for the character customization and Astarion, but the storytelling, meaningful choices and companions with depth made me look past using the mouse to click where to go and the eternity of waiting for my turn. Once I got the hang of things, I began to truly enjoy the game. BG3 exceeded my expectations. It honestly had every aspect I've ever wanted in a RPG. The game didn't shy away from mature themes. The side-quests had meaning to them which felt rewarding. The world didn't feel too empty. The replay value is crazy good. I cannot praise this game enough. I don't wanna oversell it but...I think this game changed me forever. I feel like there won't be any other RPG that can make me feel the way BG3 has. The writing, character development, story development....I just..... 1000000/10 I recommend!!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            150 hours
            1 review
            >This game bleeds passion from all involved in its creation. The voice acting is unparalleled and the graphics/animations are utterly amazing. This is damn near the perfect CRPG. It won game of the year for a reason guys, For real. Buy this game. Even if you've never played a CRPG before, even if you're unfamiliar with DND as a whole - It's so worth it. Do not be overwhelmed by the size of the game, there are game modes and difficulty settings for every type of player and the game itself will walk you through every step . The replay-ability and the time you'll put into it makes it worth every single cent, let alone the over 180 hours of cinematic cut scenes. Just an absolutely glorious game and truly a sound investment of your hard earned money.
            (I have no affiliation with Larian studios in ANY way, shape, or form. Just a die-hard fan of Baldur's Gate 3.)

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's life actually like in Belgium?

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lae'zel pubes

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    here is my review
    pee pee poo poo
    chapter 3 sucks

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being this asspained that a game is successful

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine beign this butthurt about your game being gay porn starring ugly women ad people noticing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      still no sales numbers almost 7 months later

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        because they're not a publicly traded company moron

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          pic related homosexual, i can see you're a tourist who never played Divinity 2, now kys because you're a waste of oxygen

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            and they made a similar announcement about bg3
            https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-08-03/-baldur-s-gate-3-set-in-the-world-of-dungeons-dragons-arrives

            you're a dumb homosexual desperately trying to build a narrative

            get a frickin life my man

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              still no sales numbers shill/drone, the article was posted at launch,also
              >paywall article
              kys, you're waste of resources

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a 2.5 million sales announcement.
                I accept your concession.

                Go and spam somewhere else in the hopes of effecting impressionable morons, it's not like the truth ever mattered to you.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                why are you lying you sack of shit ? in that garbage article made by a israelite, those 2.5 million sales are from 2020 to 2023, 0 numbers after the launch of the game, can't wait until your kind go extinct
                now go and kys

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      who the frick writes their first review for a game ever with hundreds or thousands of hours in the game and don't even talk about the gameplay

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ideologues and shills.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    love frog pubes

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw I like muscly women but hate demons
    Never buying this shit game

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >frog pubes

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all the women have twink male bodies
    How come women can’t have large breasts anymore?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should be flat, tbf. breasts are only good if they're massive (not big)

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >middle
    Face doesn't look great, but that tummy is absolutely lickable.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >desirable women sold the game
    not surprised. also shadowbawd is pretty good if you're into the old school building a solo character

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss thach0

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this game is good if you're into building powerful characters, dumping your sex baby into the dumpster, and killing everyone for XP. I enjoy the bhaal spawn playthrough. it's a true bg2 extension

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love my trad half elf wife shadowheart so much

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how people focus on the sex instead of being another bhaal spawn.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >B cups, one has a boy chest
    *yawn*

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rape and murder

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm a bhaal spawn
    >I just rape and murder idiots

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can literally do whatever you want in bg3

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      can you play a better game?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        sure based on your own opinion.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          well I'm a shitskin call of duty player that "hasn't ever played an RPG before" and I was thinking about claiming BG3 is the best RPG ever made and that "I actually wept" before recommending the game on steam before going back to playing call of duty

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bg2 berserker lvl 7 / mage 43
        do you like dieing?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bg2 berserker lvl 7 / mage 43
        do you like dieing?

        >43
        I accidentally messed up the levels with neverwinter nights. 20 is the highest level in bg2 you can get, and it is super powerful. my bad

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm really surprised on how many over powered class mix ups larian did. that's why this game is ame

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >amazing

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