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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't he just find another job?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one will take him

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he’s Green

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        And retired?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go to sleep, Zach

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s Japanese. They have a weird sense of loyalty to the companies they work for. Plus he was on track to become the next president which I’m sure incentivized him sticking around, although he ultimately decided to turn it down when he realized the position requires “heartlessness”. Plus I think he’s kind of a romantic and the adventures appeal to that part of him.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No male heroes will remain

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you post in the wrong thread?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pikmar is constantly obsessed with dandori because he's mentally tormented by the fact that he was never good enough to fix his ship and go home
    holy fricking KINO

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      but he did fix his shipn in the other games wtf

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The first 3 games were retconned with 4. In 4, Olimar goes on his first trip and fails to make it home.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He got all 30 parts. He had to turn the ship around because Moss snuck aboard and SOMETHING caused him to crash again.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He actually did fix the ship. Fixes it twice in pikmin 4 He turned around because those with the leaves can never leave the planet.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No way they retconned the whole series?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            No three can still happen but 1 and 2 can't.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            No. They only reconned 2

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's set up in a way that 2 and 3 are still going to happen.

            4 is like when Atlus does a Director's Cut of a game and add a new character, in this case it's the dog. But Olimar still ends up getting off the planet, Louie's actively waiting on his chance to bankrupt the business by eating golden pikpik carrots, and the Koppaites still have an impending planetwide famine hanging over them.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nintendo split the pikmiverse into two

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No way they retconned the whole series?

          Why do they keep doing this?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No three can still happen but 1 and 2 can't.

          >Multiple timelines cannot coexist in fiction
          >The moment 4 released, all copies of 2/3 turned to ash and digital copies deleted themselves from existence, forever

          I don't understand this anger.

          It's literally a "what if" story about the bad end of 1.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pikminfication makes you obsessed with Dandori because other leafified people became obsessed with it. Olimar fixed his ship multiple times, but due to how cheap his boss is, he probably got a badly made ship

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know about this timeline, but in the old one Olimar's ship was his own custom-designed vehicle.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's honestly really sweet. Olimar manages to stay likeable even though it's been 20 years.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they included the cut olimar log from 1 in 4
    kino

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >retconning Pikmin of all things

    Why...?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pikmin has a deep and rich lore.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    But he was?

    >Not anymore *raughs in asiatic*

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Olimar a furry strawberry

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      In life... Dandori is all that matters.
      Without Dandori... There is no meaning.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember the starving koppaites from pikmin 3? this is them now. Feel old yet?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they give Alph aggressive gay face

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >4 is just 1 except Olimar had a skill issue
    The frick

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Olimar actually beat the whole game twice in 30 days. He just got fricked over by MOSS.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Confirmed that dogs literally ruined Pikmin (1)

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          shush

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