>8 billion people on earth (8000 million)
>less than 5 million playing on Steam
Where the frick is everyone?
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>8 billion people on earth (8000 million). >less than 5 million playing on Steam
>8 billion people on earth (8000 million)
no actual fricking way
like even if you go to the most crowded place in yout city you won't see more than 500 people lmao
It's predicted that, soon, there will be more PEOPLE on Earth than there are TREES.
Wild, huh?
I once read that each human needs 8 trees worth of oxygen, how the hell is this going to work? We're gongi to run out of AIR
Most oxygen comes from phytoplankton, trees only account for 30% of global oxygen production.
>gongi
I have an issue where this kind of thing keeps happening when I type, I don't even notice until after. I think my brain is malfunctioning
Is there enough of this phytoplankton for us all to breathe? How many people is too many???? Has anyone looked into this? What about when its 10 billion or 12 or 20??
don't worry, the misspelling added soul to the post
Whoever's predicting more people than trees needs to smoke less of them. There's anywhere between half and a couple TRILLION trees on Earth. We're good for a while.
This sounds like the kind of thing you'd read on tiktok
Where is everybody?
most of them are either working.or on some kind of educational facility.
in China and India
Asians are the one inflating the total human count that's why you think there can't be that many people
DUMBS probly
Too busy shitting in the open and living amongst trash
squatting in their dirt hovels with their consoles
Having enough self respect to not suck off that fat homosexual Gaben.
Only males and females (male) age 18-35 play on steam.
1 billion are poo in loos
2 billion are african
If you adjust for that, it's actually impressive how many people 5 million is.
3 billion people living like animals. Wtf are they eating?
There's 1.5 billion individuals drinking cow urine and rubbing manure all over themselves in India, and another 1.5 billion eating dog soup in China. So you're already down to 5 billion there.
You forgot the 1.2 billion tribesmen running around the savannahs of africa throwing spears at each other
Steam is not a main platform to buy games. Its a platform everyone has to buy exclusives that got released on PC or indies.
Xbox owners played GoW on steam.
PS owners played Hi Fo Rish on steam.
>8 billion people
I mean... I don't know if I would call all of them "people"
i h8 the farfie
yeah I wouldnt consider animeposters people either
anime website, tourist.
Black person you post on Ganker. tell this to any person irl and they will think less of you
Steam ruined pc gaming, fat fuk can fuk off
>yfw you were born into circumstances billions of others dream of and are using it to post frogs on a jamaican type-setting commune
WHAT A LIFE
Because not everyone is on PC or the luxury to play games at all
>4 billion women on earth
>wizard
I'm using my Steam Deck to emulate non-steam games which probably doesn't count towards the player count OP
We have no conceivable way to know if there is 8 billion people and is only spewed out by officials to push their "population crisis" narrative
I don't play games that need Steam to run.
How many of those are
>babies
>toddlers
>senior citizens
From there you've probably filtered half
>no internet
>no power
>basically in poverty
Then another 75% off
>asleep
Another half
>at work
>at school
Another half
>busy doing something else
Another half
>Filter half
>subtract 75%
>subtract half
>subtract half
>subtract half
lol so youre saying there is negative 200% people on earth playing steam? dumbfrick indian
I hope for your sake, you're baiting.
I play vidya on PC daily, but very rarely on Steam any more.
>8 billion people
Im pretty sure that thanks to covid this isnt true
The most generous estimate says that about 7 million died of Covid. That's less than one in one thousand.
No way, fricking china cant do anything right
Makes you wonder what the point of ruining the economy was
That's over 60% of the world's population. Steam's doing fine.
mobile you fricking moron. god you are fricking stupid.
they all play on xbox or gamepass
being brown and poor useless eaters
Their entire existence revolves around making the king poo of their local factory richer and killing anyone below their caste for the slightest grievance. Blood debts are a necessary evil because it keeps gossipy village feral browns occupied for 99% of their free time. Is vashingha kicking his soccer ball on your tin shed wall? Bash his head in and wait for his father to drive his tuk tuk into your shack and impale you with the exhaust pipe. They live for this shit, and maybe the next sports game playing at the local store on the 12x12 CRT tv
Why are they so gross bros, why can't they just use a toilet like normal people?
They have sex
Shows just how pretty much everything people b***h about when it comes to games is just made up problems that can be fixed by not playing the game or closing your eyes, huh?
After I nut my butthole leaks mucus when I fart, is this normal? Should I see a doctor?
ANSWER ME
shit man that never happened to me. maybe see a doctor i dunno
please describe your farts in more detail
Okay so when I fart post nut, I get a stinky, shit-tinged off-white sludge that pours out of my butthole, with the exact same consistency as my cum.
That definitely sounds like something is wrong and you should see an ass doctor and tell him that exact thing word for word
Ok I've booked the apointment, thank you anon
I'm serious btw, sounds like some kind of prostate issue
I've booked it anons, thanks, I've been too embarassed to go to a doctor and ask other people if I should.
DON'T GO TO THE DOCTOR WHATEVER YOU DO! CANCEL THE APPOINTMENT!
Prostate(or urinary) fistula. A rare hernia where the binding tissue develops small tears. You jack off, that gets the prostate pumping, but that means it starts squirting shit out the wrong way as well as the right one. It's not the sort of thing that will readily heal on its own. Generally it's something that would only develop if damage was done to your rectum, so stop inserting things in your ass.
Prostate fluid maybe.
I legit don't care where the rest are, I know where my family is, and that's all that matters.
there are daily peaks of over 30 million active players and over 130 million monthly active users. i dont even know if they're counting china's playerbase. do you really want turdies shitting up the platform even more?
Turdies have no inner voice, they spend their monthly pay check on rice and lentils, squat shit in the local village field and die of turbo POX before they're 50 they have no time for BING BING WAHOO. Second worlders all play mobile games or real sports like soccer.
Dead Outernet Theory
I feel total disconnect from normies. I am starting to suspect that I am disconnected from reality when I am out among other people at my job. When people speak to me, it comes as a great surprise, and causes me to become aware that I had spent my idle moments immersed in deep daydream or thought. My social reaction time is slow, and gives me a slow, unintelligent appearance which I can only hope is an illusion. I feel far apart from normal people who seem to all be playing their music, videos, and phone calls at max volume in public, or talking to themselves in the bathroom stall. I have seen so much ignorant confidence and daily cruelty towards others that I no longer feel it is worthwhile to trust any one stranger may be worth interacting with out of the blue.
I don't know what's wrong with me. I would rather be one of five million on steam than out in that fricking nightmare world that I can't fit within.
Schizoid Personality Disorder.
Many such cases.
>Where the frick is everyone?
Wagecucking
Don't forget how many people pirate games, play on an emulator, or use a console. You don't need Steam for any of those.
As for the billions of people on earth without an internet connection, there are more people living in small tribes innawoods than you'd think. You usually think of Africa, but there are tons of people living off the land in the Amazon and the Arctic Circle.
>allowing 3rd party programs to connect to the internet
You are moronic anon.
Look at these nicely furnished cave homes just found in Modesto California
They kicked out the tenants and called their belongings "trash", because the only "homeless" you're allowed to be is on the street in a tent.
The second you try to build a shelter they tear it down.
The second you try to hunt/farm/fish they arrest you.
You can't live free you are a slave to capitalism and must participate.