>85% of the game is indoors. >100% is a hallway. >WOWIE ZOWIE BEST GAME EVER. >6 enemies total

>85% of the game is indoors
>100% is a hallway
>WOWIE ZOWIE BEST GAME EVER
>6 enemies total

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    fighting your way out of a glowBlack person facility in a threeway war with aliens is kino, yes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It really is cool, I wish HL2 had the same feeling

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yea HL2 lacks the sense of enormity you got in Black Mesa.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Half Life 2 has top notch atmosphere.
        You go through dystopic post apocalyptic alien controlled world, it's unique and oozes SOVL

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yea it's a great game but both titles hit a unique style the other lacks. not even a criticism

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6 enemies total
    Damn! That's like 5 more than in a "modern" game.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    And yet it's many times more fun and enjoyable than Open World Slop #43.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black Mesa is so cool and memorable

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black Mesa sucks dick

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the facility, not the remake

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >OLD GOOD, NEW BAD

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          but its genuinely true, homosexual. Tell me anybody in the entire world who wants to play a shitty 8 hour long Xen portion that features borderline moronic physic puzzles and a 2 hour long exhausting race with Gonarch? Shit on Xen all you want, it still took like 55 minutes to complete.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            after faithful remaking Half-Life with little creative license the devs wanted to make Xen their own I think. I can see why they did it but maybe they should have just made an expansion chapter about Barney after he escapes or a new character, one of the other HEV scientists to visit Xen

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I loved nu-Xen, cry about it

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    not a single thing you posted is correct. Way to show you couldn't make it past the first few levels without getting filtered

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6 enemies
    >headcrabs
    >zombies
    >houndeyes
    >bullsquids
    >vortigaunts
    >alien grunts
    >barnacles
    >tentacles
    >controllers
    >gargantuas
    >icthyosaurs
    >snarks if you want to count them
    >HECU (of which there are actually 2 types)
    >assassins
    >tanks/apcs
    ?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also turrets, helicopters, and snipers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also turrets, helicopters, and snipers

      also leeches technically
      and that one weird alien cannon in Surface Tension

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And the Xen lightning chandeliers

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm... I wonder who could be behind OP's post?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've noticed this pattern on this board lately.
      >certain popular game is on sale on Steam
      >all of a sudden the board gets flooded with threads about it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe it's a sign you should buy Half-Life and log in to Steam friends before launching it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I believe there is a correlation between steam player count and posts here too, I've been noticing it with the palworld hype recently. I dont know how to get the Ganker statistics to prove it though

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >THE ENTIRE STORY IS ON THIS ONE NEWSPAPER TEXTURE IN THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME
    >DUUUUUDE THIS GAME HAS THE BEST WRITING **EVER**

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      putting up human articles about the failure and capitulation of humans resisting the combine seems like a very combine thing to do in order to reduce humans resisting the combine which you may have noticed has become rather troublesome

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one ever praised Half-Life for its writing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it benefits from not having an hour of gay cutscenes or world delays to drone on about information you can gather from observing the world and not being a dumbass

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is literally the opposite of reality. Half-Life 2's "muh immersive" storytelling forces the player to sit in a room and wait for npcs to prattle on about boring bullshit. If would be much better if all of the exposition was put in (skippable) cutscenes. You can't tell me you enjoy replaying Kleiner's lab or Black Mesa East.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, but in terms of immersion, it's better than skippable cutscenes. Giving the player exposition while allowing them to ignore it and play around in the background is superior. Keeps you immersed in the world while giving you the option to listen.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              This. Also by Episode Two they had figured out ways to do skippable first person cutscenes, where you can skip some of the Alyx-Vortigaunt cutscenes in the first three chapters. It would have been cool if they had expanded on that and made all the Episode Three cutscenes essentially skippable.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Or you can do the superior approach and make npcs killable like in HL1
              >STAHP

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You can't tell me you enjoy replaying Kleiner's lab or Black Mesa East.
            Yes I can and I do.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bullshit. Ganker has been arguing how HL2 is a masterpiece of story telling because Gordon Freeman is a silent protagonist, even though it forces everyone to talk to him like a robot or child instead of a human being.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's just laconic okay
          helps him kill aliens

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Half-Life was incredible, zoomer. The gameplay was solid and the world was finely crafted and immersive. Not to mention the fun expansions and CS, DoD, and TFC

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget about the maze train tunnel gauntlet with the soldiers that's long as shit.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Power Up
    >a hallway

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6 enemies total
    But enough about HL2

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game gets pretty intense when you're in Die Hard mode and the HECU are erecting barricades and defences specifically to take Gordon down. And it's a nice touch when you see the graffiti messages they leave for you on the walls.

    My only gripe is that I wish the interactions between the soldiers and the aliens had been a bit more interesting. The soldiers seem to be nonchalant about the presence of aliens, even though this must be the first time they have seen alien life and had its existence confirmed for them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>My only gripe is that I wish the interactions between the soldiers and the aliens had been a bit more interesting. The soldiers seem to be nonchalant about the presence of aliens, even though this must be the first time they have seen alien life and had its existence confirmed for them.
      Agreed. Though as soon as black ops show up the soldiers get pretty vocal about their discomfort

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >My only gripe is that I wish the interactions between the soldiers and the aliens had been a bit more interesting.
      Yeah replaying the game, the second half of Surface Tension was one of the more disappointing parts in part because of this

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick bros when is he going to put out his videos on HL2 and his TF2 maps?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably on the 20th anniversary for HL2 this year. im certain he will do it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >watch him play
      >he's shit and makes me go crazy with how moronic he is at times
      i dont know how i made it all the way through.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >100% is a hallway
    >6 enemies total

    If you have to lie to criticize the game, then you simply can't criticize it.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    UGH...

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    After playing both, I think they both have their gimmicky sections, but they're both overall fun singleplayer games. I think Half-Life 2 wins out because it just has more interesting sections. I think they had a lot of weird fricking ideas, but Half-Life 2 made almost all of them work where as Half-Life 1 has constant fighting in arenas.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>6 enemies total
    >NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I NEED CONSTANT DOPAMINE FROM MEETING NEW ENEMIES!!!! I'M GOING INSANE!!!! SAVE ME GYATT 56K OHIO RIZZLER!!!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. AI slop enjoyer

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't zoomers and alphoomers be the ones who enjoy AI slop because it gives them constant dopamine injections?

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    None of those things is a negative point.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6 enemies total
    Sir, you made a thread about Half-Life 1, not Half-Life 2.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    cry harder gen z troon

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love all indoor FPS i think more FPS need to be set in all in door offices and underground facilities

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >85% of the game is indoors
    Uh, OK? Probably true of Doom, too. Who cares about how much is under a skybox?

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love how Half Life made every single Doom clone irrelevant and autistic homosexuals still seethe about today.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >your brain on tiktok

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