9 million Glasgow Rangers fans are Isekaied into Forgotten Realms. What happens next?
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9 million Glasgow Rangers fans are Isekaied into Forgotten Realms. What happens next?
A ragtag band of plucky tavern-dwelling adventurers begins a new campaign to remove the orcish menace, or as they call it "the blueskins".
>9 million Glasgow Rangers fans
I take at least 80% of them are reanimated undead from last century.
It's a joke about the Rangers going bankrupt and being brought back anon
And who estimated that, top rangers mathematicians? Rangers fans are detested in Scotland for being the ugliest, inbred louts you can encounter, why would there be double the entire Scottish population worldwide?
its probably compeltely alien to you but in places like Scotland where the missing link can be spotted, these are the exact people who have 10 kids. Like, people assume they wont get any because they are fat ugly toothless neanderthals, but the baffling thing is the do. They are the Black folk of the white race, ugly orcs breeding in the dark with eachother and producing disgusting offspring. Who they force to be rangers fans, by buying them football uniforms with their entire dole income that isnt spent on drink and heroin.
Its why despite noone liking them, there seems to be a massive fanbase. Noone interacts with these people unless they are part of the orc colony and produce more rangers fans. In norther Ireland you have normal people, and then you have Rangers fans, you can tell exactly who they are just by looking at them.
A new subrace of scrawnier orcs scourges the land
I'd read a book based on this premise.
me too.
I think they die of malnutrition apparently earth people lack a vital amino acid to process food in Forgotten Realms.
what? where is this said?
it came to me in a dream
No surrender OPs a bender
I'm surprised i'd find a rangers fan on /tg/
A lot of half elf/half dwarf/half orc babies will be conceived.
They fit right at home in the local bugbear populations, and go on to create an awful scourge to society
WATP
It must be so satisfying for that dog to bite into someone's leg like that
I'm not a dog but I bit a person like this once, it was very satisfying
wut?
I have bitten a man's gastrocnemius
he said he wasn't a dog but I don't believe him
Beautiful image, great double dubs, Rangers fans confirmed as unspeakable filth
This a britbong thread?
please tell me how to get out of this horrible island
your ancestors should've taken the boat to the New World
10/10 birds rioht there.
wives are beaten all across waterdeep
then when they realise there's nae mare fenians to punch they turn on eachother
The current state of England is simply karma for its sins in centuries past. Is it just that children should suffer for the greed and ambition of their forefathers? Perhaps not, but the world is not a just place.
but Rangers is the Glasgow protestant football team
>England
You spastic
>The Fallen
LUTHERRRRRRR!!!
>for to take aim
Based classically literate Northerner.
An army of Firbolg Artificers rises to face them.
Lmao, what sort of bong propaganda is this? Are they trying to make Irishmen who just want their country to be free look like ISIS?
Not even close, learn a book.
>the extreme crooked eyes on all of them
Every time I see these pictures of the IRA I get the impression that these are doctored photos with other people's faces superimposed into the skimasks. The lightning and coloration compared to the rest of the picture always looks quite off and all of them are looking off camera for some reason
That is just how inbred the Irish are. The US only sort of stabilized due to breeding with africans and natives.
>Didn't get lucky even just once.
c**t catched Dementia and died pissing her pants and scared of the world
i call that Luck
I call it impotent cope.
call it what you want, the witch died and her name, along with Regan, is now synonymous with "Grave that i should piss on"
Yeah but you inbreds still don't have your whole shitty priest-haunted island back and never will, so she's got that to comfort her in hell.
Catholics are now in power in northern ireland, the first step has been taken
The moment it looks like Ireland will reunite the bog hoppers will revert to type and start murdering each other and nailing heads to doorframes, then they'll start raiding the Welsh and will need to be invaded and forcibly pacified.
Again. For a third time.
Should have sent them all to America and repopulated the place with Taffs or let the fricking Manx annex it or something.
Ireland already exported all of its hot women. It has nothing else to give to the world at this point.
alcoholism and terrorism
Really? That’s new.
The world is free from Glasgow Rangers fans
8 million die in a week, 4/5 of the rest within a month. Two years later, a cabal of necromancers formed by some of the survivors raises most of them. Each wizard creates his own undead football club, based upon his ideal dream team and the perfect tactics they have that no one else understands how perfect they are, even after a couple of pints.
Sheer excitement at having players which do not contest and do not complain of money or suffer ruptured tendons lead to a series of matches, each one several weeks long. For people of Forgotten Realms which do not understand how football and proper rioting works, the spectacle seems like a bunch of undead armies engaged in ritual warfare.
The Undead Tides consume each other over the years, They cause much localized destruction, but the Realms are used to it. They become a natural disaster to be contained by adventurers, just like the Tarrasque. The crawling necropolis-stadiums made out of the remains of zombies disgusted with the performance of their team last season become a novelty in dungeon taxonomy.
Saved. Thanks.
>Each wizard creates his own undead football club
thanks for the 1996 flashback anon
Absolute kino
So, uh, how do we add Shaolin Soccer into all of this.
Norf FC would cause more chaos
>9 million
>Glasgow
What the frick did that universe do to you?
Look at them, it would have been a short trip to think that even their own tribe isn't 100% human, not really, and resources (like air and food) could be better allocated.
Once you start genociding, you never really know where/if you'll draw a line.
That's why you constantly struggle to perfect the human genome, the next generation surpassing and then consuming the generation before. The boomers violated this simple fact, and doomed us to degeneracy, stagnation, and eventually extinction.
A crusade against all fey creatures due to a simple misunderstanding
Sectarianism on /tg/?
I really don't need other boards
They attack the elves cause they heard they had Celtic influences.
> you are being DP'd by two brits
Nothing and nobody notices, Forgotten Realms is already a complete shitshow.
Depending on the edition they'll turn a place like Waterdeep to just normal London or if it's 5e they'll get into conflict with the local pride parade that's going on.