>99.9% of BG3 players have not finished the tutorial
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>99.9% of BG3 players have not finished the tutorial
>99.9% of BG3 players have not finished the tutorial
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It counts every Steam user
>99.9% of the 850,000~ steam users have not completed the tutorial
That is not how Steam's achievement percentages work, you mongoloid.
It is, but just for this one game.
>t. I know Gabe Newell and he said so.
moron
It counts everyone that owns the game. The issue is the first few days steam has a wierd calculation issue because of how quickly people are buying the game at launch so the percentages are fricked for like a week. System Shock had that 99.9% hadn't left the first room for like a week, which was obviously wrong.
>It counts everyone that owns the game.
no, it counts everyone who started the game.
No, you just have to own it, you're thinking the free games on steam
Pretty sure it counts when it starts, on PSN at least the list loads onto your profile once you started it, the synchronization to the servers can only happen after that as well.
This, it makes sense it should generate an achievement list when you START a game, not just buying it.
No, it doesn't count you in the achievements % unless you have started the game up at least once.
Source? Most games do not have more than 75 % for completing tutorials. I really doubt 25% of people go to the trouble of installing and opening a game just to close it inmediatly.
>t. average steamie
No it doesn't you fricking dipshit
Why do you dumb frickers keep posting this when it takes three seconds to disprove?
I mean 200k people still bought the game and haven't beaten the tutorial yet, that's pretty significant.
No, that's every game on steam which you already know but pretended not to.
Imagine if 800,000 people went to a hot dog stand and 200,000 didn't eat their wieners. And of the 600,000 who didn't they just took one bite of the bun. Then 1,000,000 said that this is the best hot dog stand in town while proceeding to take pictures of them deepthroating frankfurters on social media.
Like I said
Okay but 200,000 people is a lot of people compared to some literal who indie you insufferable lying double Black person homosexual troony c**t.
It's a game that was in EA for a very long time, many people own the game but have not yet played it since launch. I have 28 hours played and have not yet had a chance to actually play anything since release.
That's even worse.
Anon, the achievements didn't exist during EA. You need to have played since release to get them. You only need to have opened the game to be counted, which many people did to look at character creation or checking to see if it was good to go.
That's still even worse. What the frick were these people doing the past 3 years, letting it sit in their library?
What the frick are you even asking?
>buy game roughly a year ago
>play for 20+ hours
>game releases
>have not played in the days since release
How is that in any way "worse"? You are fricking moronic.
He's just looking for something to interpret as a loss for the game.
>I have 28 hours played and have not yet had a chance to actually play anything since release.
Why are you on this board? Frick off
>actual good food analogy
I applaud you.
>good food analogy
You just like shoving sausages up your ass.
Well the hotdog stand cost $3000 to build but he spent $7500 on advertising so it just makes sense ok.
steam achievement stats don't count people who haven't launched the game either, so 25% of people launched it then said "nah"
Maybe because they’re busy and will play the game later. See I can make baseless assumptions too. You’re literally missing out on the next great rpg. New Vegas mass effect. All pathed the way to this movement.
the game is shit dude stop deluding yourselves
>Maybe because they’re busy and will play the game later.
yes, but most of those people think these thoughts with many games, and then return to dota, league, CS, etc.
many people get excited about and buy games they will never play, because games that were bespoken to target player anxiety to not let them not play the game, i.e. games featuring daily grind.
That applies to literally every Steam game with achievements
Terraria has sold 44.5+ million copies yet nearly 15% of players have not completed the task of simply holding down the mouse button in game for a second to cut down a tree
Example #2: Nearly 25% of Portal 2 players haven't completed the tutorial
Example #3: Nearly 17% of GTAV players haven't completed the tutorial despite selling over 180 million copies (not all on Steam mind you but there's still a ton of Steam owners)
Were Steam achievements a thing yet back when Portal 2 released? Post-release additions are gonna skew the stats, too.
>Were Steam achievements a thing yet back when Portal 2 released?
Yes, there's the "the part where he kills you" joke where he says he's going to kill you, the chapter title pops up that says that, and then the achievement unlocks. Got a genuine chuckle from me.
Lol that's unironically me
>boot portal 2 for 5 minutes waiting for duo partner
...
>close portal 2
>th-the cheevo machines were hacked!
that doesnt count because achievements were added in the 1.3 update. the game was initially sold without achievements
Baldur's Gate 3 was sold for 3 years without achievements
I don't have to cut down trees if i don't want to frick you little limpy arms i bet you haven't cut down a tree in real life but no one's saying you haven't sold 200000 thousand copies
Imagine being this moronic that every single insignificant thing that happens NEEDS to be part of a greater conspiracy theory or devious plot.
The main anti-BG3 shitposter is mentally ill and that's not even an insult. He's been spamming posts about how all the numbers are fake for days now. At one point he said WotC/Larian bought 1 million copies of the game themselves to idle in the launcher. At 30% licensing costs per game to Valve.
>At one point he said WotC/Larian bought 1 million copies of the game themselves to idle in the launcher
This site's schizos never fail to baffle me with their immense moronation.
>At one point he said WotC/Larian bought 1 million copies of the game themselves to idle in the launcher
Then how do you explain only 0.1% of "players" getting past the first 2 minutes???
Need better bait, schizobro. The anon who posted the real stats is the most quoted post in the thread, chud.
>no argument
As I thought
>thought
Now that is a funny joke. You're virtually brain dead.
lets be fair here, he did not insinuate that, you just make uncharitable assumptions.
not unwarranted going by where they are made, but still.
Sales=/= concurrent players.
>I mean 200k people still bought the game
More like 200k bot accounts who were given keys by Larian to post copypasted reviews and keep player numbers high didn't even bother to finish tutorial.
>anon thinks concurrent players = total sales
lmao
To compare another huge RPG on Steam. Only 63.5% found Yennefer aka completed White Orchard.
25% of players quit as soon as they spectate the shit dialogue
>24.8% of BG3 players have not finished the tutorial
???
Lot of people buy games and just never play them. Then they probably complain they got nothing to play or even worse claim they have a massive backlog (but never actually try playing any of those games).
On sales. When game didn't even have the sale yet it's simply lazy bots. And probably every game does it to a degree, it's just euros are that moronic to pretend they have fifa numbers on a niche tbs crpg.
No
>le euros
I see the European population en masse has joined the conspiracy. How do they keep getting away with it? Are the Kanker men involved?
>25% dropped the game before completing the literal tutorial section
Still a pretty poor player retention, no?
Pretty lazy botters
This is how a bot farm looked 5-6 years ago before chatgpt was even a thing
I'm pretty sure single RTX 4090 can run hundreds of clients running simulataneaously in 320x240, and Larian can spawn infinite free steam keys for them.
so do you have anything other than baseless conjecture?
crazy
Nothing crazy about it. The game is 100+ hours long and is less than a week old. I'm surprised it's not 0.1%
the joke is the beating the game achievement has a higher percent than tutorial achievement pic in the op
The achievements on Steam have been bugged since launch. You have to look at global achievements in a browser for the correct stats, which aren't even remotely close to what you're posting.
Do you not understand jokes anon?
Do you not understand how it makes you look like one of the schizos who claim the player count is fake because the achievements are bugged? Your post wasn't a joke, just a poor attempt at one. You don't understand jokes, haha...
i explained it to you and you're still sperging out, chilax it's Ganker nothing that anyone says here matters
>i explained it to you
And it was explained to you why people interpret your post as a schizo shitpost.
Wait you are supposed to save the world? I thought is was just about fricking NPCs and watching NPCs frick.
>dvach filename
Alright lets check
Yep, it's another seething russoid mad at the ukie localization for BG3
Didn't you watch the trailer? The Absolute is multiverse level threat.
>Multiversal
>Cast only reaches level 12.
Lol Lmao even.
>Didn't you watch the trailer?
I saw a squirrel and a guy fricking a bear. I just figured you fricked the squirrel too.
I'm surprised that many people have already beaten the game. Got to be sweaty d&d powergaming neckbeards who played it 16+ hours every day since release or homosexuals playing in story mode and rushing to the end for achievements.
It's more likely SAM and CE are seeing some use here
I finished it today after about 100-110 hours since release.
I took a week off work for this and live alone so it's basically all I did.
Rope yourself or go back playing fortnite, csgo, league of legends, dota, some gacha shit, dark souls or rp as femboy in gta5 online.
That page is bugged
This is the actual stats
https://steamcommunity.com/stats/1086940/achievements/
Yes.....YES...THIS IS IT THIS PROVES EVERYTHING
Ganker WAS ALWAYS RIGHT
>Ganker
>Ganker
go back
i've had sex
post proof
If you actually played video games you'd know that this is a bug which often happens on steam when there is a large player influx. The achievements need a couple days before it catches up.
sure thing, copelord
>so many people starting to play constantly that 0.1% figure can't go up
wait till it goes down to 0.01% Ganker's brains going to explode
Most normans don't like tabletop. Might be an Asian review spammer ploy to push up numbers, might be bug, might just be that the target audience just wanted to "play" to say that they had, or it might just be a good cigar. Which is weird why special interests bought dnd/wizards, lmao like that can't possibly lose them more money.
its clearly not reporting achievements correctly right now theyre mostly 0.1%
>August 3rd
I think the game is overblown as well but let's not be disingenuous.
When Ganker hates a game its usually good. When Ganker likes a game its usually some tranime gay dating simulator shit.
>gay dating simulator
but enough about balding gay 3
there arent consensus opinions here about almost anything.
post the image
I can't force myself to play it again. I already made 50 characters in the EA.
>buy the game
>get steamrolled first combat encounter
>lose interest
>go back to playing Outer Wilds
I'll pick it up again at some point but it seems like there's a learning curve I cant be bothered to climb at the moment
it's totally worth it to kill the first demon. he drops a flaming two handed sword
>admiring being a brainlet
Maybe there’s a new Deer Hunter coming out for you
This. The game *beep* is far too complex. Only dumb zoomers *beep* can enjoy a game like this.
>steamrolled on first encounter
fricking how? even if you only have 1 mandatory companion it is just enough to click on enemies on balanced
This is a garbage woke leftist game. They literally force you to have sex with men and they didn't even add a underage white female companion for us /misc/pedos. I'll stick with my e-girl skyrim mods, thank you.
This. Why do woke leftists keep trying to prevent us from fornicating with white children? Western civilization has fallen.
I modded up pretty early because lack of area loot and guidance not auto applying sucked.
so this is proof that the sales are faked/players are all bots right?
>75% of people started the game
>55% played enough to rest 4 times
Idk but it’s weird
If you have high speech and skip fights you can go a long time without needing to fight
Do you really think 45% of casuals who play this know that high speech can avoid fights
Maybe? It's not like you can put all your points into Strength and the game tells you it's important for talking in character creation.
Add them probably playing on Normal or Easy and 4 rests can take 20 hours easy.
Tell me do you think this honestly had a bigger launch with more hyper than cyberpunk
The tutorial is like 25 hours long
I haven't even played yet because I have analysis paralysis and can't decide on what class to play. does aura of hate add charisma modifier to weapon rolls or not?
Play white male ret paladin and convert Shadowheart to Selune, good luck and have fun.
What did op mean by this
Much Progress 0.3%
Have sex with every single character, man and beast
why would you even need that, I'm at that inn at the middle of shadowlands and maybe it is the first place since start of the game where NPC have anything worthwhile, gold is not that needed
bots
Steam cheeves have been bugged for decades.
>ah yesssss, yesssss
>we will buy a billion copies of our own games and run them on our billion computers in our computer farm
most people stop playing once they cum on the character creator
Game won't even fricking launch for thousands on steam, larian are so good at cuckoldry they've made cucks out of people paying for their extreme pegging sessions
It doesn’t take much to register as having started the game.
I got Bard’s Tale (includes trilogy). But it crashed on launch when trying to launch BTI. Now I’ve downloaded it on a new machine years later. This time it launches. But all I’ve done so far is accept the default party, save, and put it in the backlog.
how come i try to play a non combat build and get forced into hour long fights (that i inevitably lose because im not high level)?
Game industry is seething obsidian and blizzard all owned by microshit said that this game is a fluke. They know they’re future games are all flops. So they come after good games like this one
That's a lot of ghost steam accounts opened by Blackrock and Vanguard bots
That's impossible because the 5g towers that the israelites control would never allow something like that in Steam.
Hmm, you do bring up a valid point. I will need to research what the link is..
Anon, I hate to inform you, but... those israelites who own those 5G towers have partnered up with BlackRock and Vanguard. They're all in this together, along with the CIA.
I've already said too much, I need to go into hiding now.
Dark Viper, out.
Do you guys have fun wasting away your lives repeating the same shit year after year over every new game you won't be playing anyway due perceived slights?
Of course not. This shitty game has been on early access for like 4 or 5 years, maybe longer. It's been rusting in people's library for half a decade and all of a suddent the israeli media made this mania happen because they implemented degenerate zoophilia sex so the leftwingers say it's progressive. You have people buying it without even playing it. I saw one homosexual on the forums declare that he bought 2 copies just because he thinks its for a good cause.
Take your meds.
>
Not one thing that I said is not true...oh and the steam achievements don't like... most people who own the game are not playing it.
okay moron
>600k concurrent players on a fricking Tuesday afternoon
>no ones playing it
absolutely mindbroken
easy to inflate and fake ... the studio was even worried about losing money. The only thing pushing it along is rich homosexuals in the tech world.
>easy to inflate and fake
No, cope.
Who's the person needing meds? The person point out facts about the game or the people like you defending zoophilia?
I can't tell if you're just moronic, or butthurt that all your shazamposting was meaningless.
You
I bet the developers of this game, the writers, and the troon women working on it have a laundry list of persecriptions from their therapists. Actually most if not all leftwing progressive people are on medication. I think it's funny that yall are the one's that try to play this card. You are neurotic ones.
Mentally ill leftists are smart enough to know they need meds. You should learn from them and take yours.
You show signs of schizophrenia. You need to take some sort of medication.
>sirs these numbers are fake, larian bought 1 million copies of their own game to idle on 1 million computers
>what do you mean i'm delusional
>what do you mean take your meds
Dude they simply gave away free keys to chinese bot farms to post copypasted reviews and keep the client open on character creation to push concurrent numbers. I mean, that studio is ran by a guy who mentioned in interview he used to meet with organised crime leaders to ask them for funds.
If the Earth is flat, how do chinesse bots grow their rice in the farm?
It's super easy for progressives to buy games to make numbers go up for for developers to give away keys to make numbers go up. The whole thing is is a leftwing psyop
So uhhhh... these characters are free game to murder on all subsequent playthroughs, right?
>what do you mean i'm schizophrenic
>no i won't take my meds
These days every single movie is record-breaking and every game is best selling ever. Two weeks after release, their publisher strangely begins its attempts to sell itself to a major company.
It was a game failing in early access so the sodomite developers did what is similar to a casting couch scenario, they let the progressive israeli dick enter their anus and introduced zoophilia. Guarantee you some israelite told them they would be backed if they pushed the mark to make it a cultural proxy war.
Larian has been pulling funny shit with their sales numbers since DOS1, their last game to have believable sales number was Dragon Commander and it sold like 100k and they didn't even bother to support it.
Sorry didn't read this shit, keep writing it and wasting your time though
>NO IT'S NOT LIKE THAT IN MY REALITY IT'S FAKE IT'S FAKE AHHHHHHHHHHH
>what do you mean take my meds
You should go get a psychology degree since you love diagnosing people so much. Maybe do some good for the world instead of being an insufferable homosexual
>no you don't understand i'm not delusional, larian is an organized crime organization that fakes sales, please listen, my reality is the true reality, i am not insane ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Meds, meds, meds.
Why Americans are so afraid of psychology? Do you really want to end up shooting up a school?
He should get a job mcdonalds first. 20 years too late for it perhaps, but better late than never.
Hallucinations
Delusions
Disorganised thinking
Lack of motivation
Slow movement
Change in sleep patterns
Poor grooming or hygiene
Changes in body language and emotions
Less interest in social activities
Low sex drive
Hallucinations
Delusions
Disorganised thinking
Lack of motivation
Slow movement
Change in sleep patterns
Poor grooming or hygiene
Changes in body language and emotions
Less interest in social activities
Low sex drive
I only have time to play on weekends. I'm posting at work.
Simply put, a shitty tbs isometric game doesn't sell more than 300k in 2023, in a dreamlike scenario. No, even basedjaks from reddit all united won't pull it toward two millions. I myself used to play these isometric games and other obscure shit on release, and even I when I hear "rpg" imagine honkai impact on my phone. Zoomers won't touch this shit with if their twitch overlords command them so.
>dreamlike scenario
Yeah, your delusions.
>giving up on replying to people calling you out on your schizo nonsense and just restating it
>responding to your own post as if anybody's on your side
*yawn*
Schizzy, schizzy schizo.
Dude, if you don't have anything interesting to say, just keep your mouth shut and don't bother anyone. No, you are not trolling, are just acting like a typical low iq thrall.
>if you do not believe in my schizophrenic delusions, you are thrall
>i am awake, i see the world for what it is
>what do you mean take my meds
What's the DC for Everd's black tentaqcles? Might be better than Wall of fire for area denial.
WTF why are all of Gale's spells so fricking cool!?
Youre not realizing that a lot of people buy games and thee dont play it till months later in addition to that, many buy games on sales (which this one will at some point), and never even install it.
I don't understand the mechanics of this game, and I don't know where to go to learn.
>Assassin's Alacrity: Immediately restore your action and bonus action at the start of combat.
Like, what does this even mean? You start every turn with one action, one bonus action, and one move action, right?
your sneak attack immediately starts combat with you having used your action, so if you have this, you can sneak attack someone and then immediately perform another action
Got it, thanks.