>be native English language speaker >use "they" or "them" to refer to someone, as is and always has been a correct way of speaking regarding any individual >Mind broken morons piss and shit their pants and call me a troony-enabler
fricking morons, toon out too if you're so obsessed with granny's so you can fricking off yourselves along with them
Turn that shit off if you're going to phonepost. I don't even know why you'd have it enabled in the first place. If you can't spell for shit it still has the word suggestions you can use, and then you won't have to deal with your phone making you look like a fricking idiot.
>long term
I went 7 years calling my gf exactly what she was but idk if that fits the definition of long term or not. Seems arbitrary that I would have to invent some other title because time elapsed.
> Friend from out of state gets married. > Go to his wedding, meet his wife > Have played video games with him and his wife > When he's talking about her, never refers her by her name but "my partner"
I've met her and know her name, idk why he always says "my partner", shit is annoying.
>talk to coworker who has never met my girlfriend >only use the word "partner" for giggles when referring to my girlfriend >watch as she awkwardly is forced to use gender neutral language for the rest of the conversation
It's fun.
my subhuman BPD ex that abused the shit out of me emotionally would use that term with me and ever since then I fricking hate being called that.
i'd legit take being called daddy over hubby any day of the week.
you literally made this up. Every woman I regularly interact with, encompassing a wide range of ages, uses the term husband regularly. You're either a total homosexual or an indian spamdroid
my subhuman BPD ex that abused the shit out of me emotionally would use that term with me and ever since then I fricking hate being called that.
i'd legit take being called daddy over hubby any day of the week.
Women in modern times avoid call her husband, "husband".
Its always "SO", "Hubby", "Loser", its part of the feminist narrative
Can you homosexuals stop being so autistic for 5 fricking seconds?
You don't like pet names because you've never been close enough to someone else to have one.
You've never allowed yourself to be vulnerable.
You are literally homosexuals
isn't that normal for friends and lovers to do? Not the hiding it part but to help out by looking things up? My friends and I did this shit all the time in the late 90s/early 00s. We all be hanging out at someones house doing shit when one of us was paying something like Metroid Prime, Devil may Cry, etc and someone would look up shit on the PC or call and annoy a gamestop worker to help them out.
Not him, but you can never gatekeep people’s feelings of accomplishment.
I’ve beaten Elden Ring 5 times, each without summons, I’ve crunched the numbers, explored the map and learnt how to use a bunch of different weapons.
All that and yesterday I got Mohgged by Mohg. I eventually won and did it by myself, but I walked out of the boss fight feeling like I was hot garbage at these games despite playing them since the OG Demon’s Souls.
Did I even beat the game?, I sure don’t feel like I did. You cannot instill in me the feeling of accomplishment anymore than you can rob it from that other anon.
You fricking friendless virgins, games were literally designed like that. Read any Miyamoto interview about Legend of Zelda 1, you were supposed to talk about it with your friends. >y-you didn't beat it
Yeah and you're a virgin, so you haven't even pressed the start button in real life yet.
me but my gf & I don't look it up
sometimes the hints have to be more than vague & more like "effectively tell her the answer" though
I think it's very common for couples/friends to help each other with games when watching them play. This bait only works for people who don't have networks of people in their lives
It's annoying as shit if you aren't asking. When I'm stuck at some part of a game a friend is spectating and I'm genuinely at my wit's end I would ask him to look shit up for me while I still try to find out what I have to do. But then I have another friend who will constantly do this without me even asking. And I fricking hate it.
Yeah sometimes you just need that vague nudge on whether your direction is right or not so having someone look it up without outright spoiling it to you is nice.
Baba Is You has a great "Spoiler Free" guide where you have multiple spoilerd hints sorted by severity, and more games need that kind of stuff
I do all the time because I have little patience. >can’t find obvious way forward >back track ~60 seconds >still stuck >pause and google
i just don’t have time to hunt for bullshit anymore
ENOUGH, ENOUGH WITH THE ARROWS POINTING TO EVERYTHING
ENOUGH WITH HAVING SOME b***h CHITTERING IN YOUR EARS TELLING YOU THE SOLUTION
GO OUTSIDE, LEARN HOW TO IDENTIFY A LANDMARK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÆ
I do this but only if it's not fun and i've been stuck for more than ~30 min like the time when I've got stuck in capital sewers in elden ring (it might have been less than that but it sure felt like fricking forever)
Same with grinding for shit, I just add stuff trough cheat engine
>Same with grinding for shit, I just add stuff trough cheat engine
Based, I actually started enjoying MH World hunts when I didn't need to hunt the same monster 50 times for a 1% shitty drop. Grinding is for kids with terrible time management or adult losers.
I mean, if grinding is fun I'll do it bunch of times (until I'm bored) but frick going trough same fight/area more than 10 times
I'm 30yo with a full time job and I dont have time for this shit
I only do that when I feel like I'm stuck not because of a well made puzzle, which I'd enjoy trying to solve, but because the game is poorly designed and doesn't actually make sense. Old puzzle games were garbage in that regard too, though.
>i just don’t have time to hunt for bullshit anymore
This and anyone who says otherwise is a child. I've got couple days a week I can sit down and play video games for a couple hours at most. If something isn't immediately obvious I'm looking it up. I don't get a rush out of solving obtuse puzzles.
I'm the opposite most of the time. I'll bash my head against it again and again until I get pissed off and drop the game. If I get filtered, that's my own problem.
>play outer wilds >kind of simple but enjoy fricking with the physics based puzzles >really enjoy all the visuals and spaceflight >even though the puzzles are clearly meant for a kid to figure out with enough persistence still enjoy figuring things out >recommend it to my brother >asks for help with everything >refuses to use his ship log >refuses to use autopilot >just flies off somewhere random and dies >keeps asking for a gun >skips though dialog >has been to every planet but hasn't solved shit
We've been having therapeutic sessions where we both drink and I watch him stream it. He tries to say he doesn't like to think this much whe playing video games because he has a job and a kid (so do i, not a good excuse) and I jut rib him for being a brainlet and goad him on to trying again. He's getting better.
>>i just don’t have time to hunt for bullshit anymore
yeah anon, that's the reason
it's not the ever-growing dread growing daily
it's because you don't have time
Honestly, I get it. I'm autistic, so if I really want to achieve something in a game, I'll gladly restart the same level literally hundreds of times until I get it right, but if I feel like a game's not 100% worthy of my time, I'll look up a guide after 5 minutes AT MOST.
This, how can anything happen in the game that prevents you from progressing in a game made in the last 20 years
I do all the time because I have little patience. >can’t find obvious way forward >back track ~60 seconds >still stuck >pause and google
i just don’t have time to hunt for bullshit anymore
but this would be a reason modern video games are as bad as they are, not an example of how people still get stuck in games that are like modern video games are.
You definitely have gotten stuck for a bit before.
The difference is you don't have someone sitting next to you, getting impatient, and wanting to guide you out of where you are rather than just letting you figure it out yourself.
I hate when my brother is watching me play a game because he'll tell me to do stuff that I don't wanna fricking do.
Like, yes, I know I'm not spamming consumables during this boss fight, the game is too easy if I do that, let me enjoy my fricking challenge.
Really has nothing to do with being condescending anyway. There's nothing wrong with someone telling you where you're going wrong.
I do all the time because I have little patience. >can’t find obvious way forward >back track ~60 seconds >still stuck >pause and google
i just don’t have time to hunt for bullshit anymore
Yeah, in general I'd rather figure it out but especially many 2D games now just have giant empty hallways for no reason. I'm not wasting my time because the devs were too moronic to design a simple 2D game properly.
you guys are missing the part where these two have been together for 6 years without the woman divorce raping him or bawdting around
she's good enough
though the classic woman moment of attention whoring this cute interaction of hers knocks her back down
>loved one gets you something she knows is important you >"HOLD UP, LET ME JUST EBAY THE PRICE THESE THINGS ARE GOING AT NOW... 60 DOLLARS? YOU ONLY SPENT 60 DOLLARS ON ME? I'M NOT NOT EVEN GOING TO SHOW APPRECIATION"
I once, very briefly mentioned a game to my grillfriend that I was excited about (Ni no Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch) in passing.
Well I had completely forgot about it then one day I got home from college and my grillfriend surprised me with a copy.
She had driven to four different GameStops to get it for me because they got very few copies in that weren't already pre-ordered.
I then proceeded to give her the dick for two hours which made her happy enough to leave me alone for the rest of the night so I could play my new game.
I was jokingly telling my co-workers about how my nail clippers struggled to get through my big toe nail one time and a few months later for Christmas one of them got me a new set of clippers. It's the thought that counts.
I was jokingly telling my co-workers about how my nail clippers struggled to get through my big toe nail one time and a few months later for Christmas one of them got me a new set of clippers. It's the thought that counts.
These guys get it, it's not about whether something is valuable, it's about the gift being a genuine showing of 'yes, this person listens to and acknowledges the things I say' that makes the gift special. There's no feeling like a friend bringing up a joke you told years ago, and still having the same light in their eyes as when you said it in the first place.
I was jokingly telling my co-workers about how my nail clippers struggled to get through my big toe nail one time and a few months later for Christmas one of them got me a new set of clippers. It's the thought that counts.
>loved one gets you something she knows is important you >"HOLD UP, LET ME JUST EBAY THE PRICE THESE THINGS ARE GOING AT NOW... 60 DOLLARS? YOU ONLY SPENT 60 DOLLARS ON ME? I'M NOT NOT EVEN GOING TO SHOW APPRECIATION"
>equating what should be emotional value to material value
peak soulless
I was jokingly telling my co-workers about how my nail clippers struggled to get through my big toe nail one time and a few months later for Christmas one of them got me a new set of clippers. It's the thought that counts.
[...]
These guys get it, it's not about whether something is valuable, it's about the gift being a genuine showing of 'yes, this person listens to and acknowledges the things I say' that makes the gift special. There's no feeling like a friend bringing up a joke you told years ago, and still having the same light in their eyes as when you said it in the first place.
Thanks anons you gave me a glimpse of what its like to have friends
because he had to become a normalgay to get a friend, abandon all his hobbies. For the past 10 years, he's received nothing but ties, socks, perfume bottles and boring books. Then out of nowhere you get a video game console with the implied notion that it's fine for you to game (a little bit). His inner child was brought back to life
I bought an N64 with Goldeneye, Rayman 2 and a couple of shitty games for like 80$ and it felt like a steal. Still works in perfect condition and I even bought RE2 and Doom64. Just in time before everything started to get expensive
God I wish that were me. My fiance is a total fricking normalgay and I haven't had a moment to be myself in almost a year. It's like a have a fricking kid.
I'm not sure I'd enjoy this revelation. The good part of beating a hard video game is figuring out a way on your own and gaining the mastery to execute it. Having someone look up a guide and casually suggest the answer for me doesn't feel right, like I've been coerced into cheating.
Not that women would understand any of this. But at least she seems to be doing it thinking it's a good thing, so I wouldn't get upset.
>The good part of beating a hard video game is figuring out a way on your own and gaining the mastery to execute it.
I doubt she can improve his reaction time or skill or anything, and if you get stuck on other things (like "where to go") in something that is not e.g. an adventure game, or are too moronic to figure out some boss's patterns, etc. you're a brainlet anyway.
Shame mine doesn't enjoy watching me play. In fact she doesn't like all those games "where you are just walking around".
I don't have issue with this. My question is, games nowadays are so dumb, I can't think of anything that may need this kind of help except baby puzzles in botw and finding fricking npcs in elden ring
I'm old enough to remember when getting stuck on a video game was a real thing. Honestly though, most of the time it wasn't really because of some tough puzzle. It's almost always because you already tried something, but did it slightly wrong, so you never go back. Instead you just keep trying new things that aren't the solution. Or when you simply forget to use that one item or skill you only needed ten hours ago. Then you find the solution and it's something you basically already knew. You were just doing it wrong or forgot about the one thing you needed to know. There were brain-busting exceptions, but it's usually one of those two above things.
>friend pauses >you hold your breath >quits out of the fricking game >before the game's even closed he's coping in five different directions at once >have to pretend like he didn't just get filtered because you know he's one more hint away from calling you a Black person and going home
>join friend's Discord call >there's someone new in it, which is weird >it's a friend of a friend who's asking what games to play because he hasn't played singleplayer games since he was a kid >okay.jpg >decides to play Skyrim >experiencing genuine delight at everything >except the frostbite spiders, which terrify him >friend and I are bantering about the stupid claw puzzle after he solves it >he chimes in >Oh, so this is like the hardest puzzle in the game? And I solved it? Cool! 😀 >so blown away by someone experiencing Bleak Falls Barrow and the claw puzzle with pertectly pure innocence that I can't even form a sound when I open my mouth
And technically he's right about the puzzle, too
I would legitimately pay to watch this guy play Dark Souls
>play competitive team game with girlfriend >end up passive aggressively complaining when she does poorly because of my own insecurities >literally cannot stop despite being conscious of this and consciously trying to not do it >always hate myself >have to stop playing anything competitive with her
Switching to co-op was the only solution
I love my brother but I learned a long time ago to play around his bad temper when it comes to games. Never play against him under any circumstance, and know when to call it when he's starting to get frustrated
he's actually overall a pleasant person to be around, easily appreciated by people he doesn't know, whereas I'm cold and distant. He just isn't good with controlling his temper. I also get pissed when playing games but ultimately I enjoy it, I seek the challenge, if it's not frustrating and hard to overcome then I don't see a reason to play the game. That probably contributes to his frustration when we play together
My ex was so fricking impatient even with co-op shit. Might've been my fault partially for being autistic about upping the difficulty but she really couldn't go an hour without ending up in a flaky-mood of wanting to stop and wanting to continue playing at the same time. Was miserable to play with. She isn't shit at games either, just impatient.
You'll get your princess soon, anon. She'll break your balls and waste your time, but you'll love every moment of it because she'll care for you.
>verification not required.
genuinely how do i get a gf? I am so fricking lonely and asocial. I guess maybe i will get the courage to use a dating app.... i am almost 30 with nothing to offer to another human being i am a waste of life and space and oxygen. That said though, I have seen women dating the ugliest rudest motherfrickers so maybe i will be fine
if you already have self-esteem issues I would not use dating apps at all. only if you're sure you are attractive enough to get matches. otherwise your self-esteem will be ruined and you'd be better off not knowing the cold reality.
>She also always starts reading manga from the last volume. She just really loves spoilers for some reason.
What sort of psychopath did you marry anon?
Jesus Christ
Kind of the opposite for me, my zoomer buddy really likes Cyberpunk and watched someone play the entirety of it, but I still have to guide her using my deductive gamer reasoning when I let her play it on my PC.
She'll talk to her belly and pretend it's talking back to her, sometimes even do a voice for the belly and talk back to herself and do a whole back and forth
[...]
This isn't me by the way, just some weirdo skinwalking me
She'll talk to her belly and pretend it's talking back to her, sometimes even do a voice for the belly and talk back to herself and do a whole back and forth
>See how daddy beat that man to death? >That's going to be you if you don't clean your room
Or something along those lines, it's ok though, he's 4.
This isn't me by the way, just some weirdo skinwalking me
No stress brother. Don't pretend shit, no fake emotions, opinions, no masquerading >just bee yourself
Basically this. Ride the wave and ride the high with confidence
I'm not but many video games are better than sex could ever be. Sex is overrated and ultimately a waste of time unless you want to get your girl pregnant. I don't want children so at this point in life, sex is worthless to me.
It is. I haven't had sex for 5 years, I'm now 33 and the last few years have been the happiest and most productive years of my life. Got a lot more money due to not having to spend on a girlfriend or take some tinder prostitute on a date. Feel like I'm living for myself and it feels great bros.
Heh, reminds me of a guy I know who is a few years older and always told me "sex is not as good as you imagine it while jacking off".
His wife (the only woman he's ever been with) went to school with me; she's a dumb, boring c**t and it doesn't surprise me he would say that.
Fact is that good sex is a lot better than video games or jacking off.
That's what people say who have never had good sex.
Then again I'm a bitter boomer and most games suck today, so I'd rather bang some random bawd than try to get into some garbage zoomer fotm game.
Condoms with a stranger is honestly not worth. But raw sex with a good looking woman that you have an emotional connection to is unbeatable. It's like your brain just smashes all the "congrats big guy" buttons at once.
My wife really got into Hollow Knight while I was playing it, but after a while she started constantly badgering me to "use my abilities" instead of just saving my soul for healing. That's something you do AFTER you learn the boss's patterns cmon now
>meet up with girl from dating app for the first time ever >feel like the vibes are off from the start >mention off hand that I'm a big gamer and love anime and manga >her eyes immediately light up and begins autisticlly listing off all of her favorite games and manga >same and adjacent topics for like 3 hours >ask soon as we leave the restaurant she gets cold and distant again
bros....
I don't even have to have you speculate, she's an extremely nervous and introverted fujoshi. She writes fanfics in her free time. Despite being in shape and nice weather, she sweat throughout the entire date and had a very strong odor.
that's what I'm hoping for and expecting. She mentioned some things to me on our second time meeting that I would be embarrassed to tell my long-time friends
>She mentioned some things to me on our second time meeting that I would be embarrassed to tell my long-time friends
Tell us anon, we're internet strangers you will never see again.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I'm pretty sure she browses here so I'm not going to, but use your imagination
The other upside is they're very malleable, you can fully eliminate the fujo shit for fetishes more to your liking and they'll happily go along with it
At the end of the day what they really want in genuine affection and a good dicking
The best part is, I'm a fujo too. Granted, I only like BL so I probably don't pass as a real fujo, but I can probably turn her into a yurigay with enough work
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
That sounds really fricking lame, but you do you bro
I bagged and reformed a fujo, who am I to judge?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Oh yeah? And what cool guy fetishes did you push on your fujo wife then?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
She already wears glasses so long hair, anal, spanking, light bondage, blindfold, nipple torture and stockings. Just regular vanilla stuff. And now that she's expecting that's a whole new direction to explore.
The other upside is they're very malleable, you can fully eliminate the fujo shit for fetishes more to your liking and they'll happily go along with it
At the end of the day what they really want in genuine affection and a good dicking
Fricking KEK
I recall it starting as >Sex is overrated and ultimately a waste of time
Now stop being fat, stop eating shit, go exercise and if all that fails get your test levels checked, it tanks in your mid 30's
As a wizard, after you've already made it here, why would you want a gf? A gf won't give you the power to create an eclipse so you can do your spring lawn maintenance in the shade.
Couldn't tell you, I was only just recently still on the path to wizard-dom too until I reconnected with a girl I met at a church event back in my teens
>girl I met at a church event back in my teens
I remember meeting a girl there too, I didn't care much about religion, neither did she, I only went there for a friend, but I don't know how I could find her again, we never shared anything like facebook, or the phone number I think
how could you get back in touch with her?
Well I atleast had her phone number. Since you say you don't have anything, you're gonna have to do some detective work. Do you know if she might have lived in the area? Do you have a name, have any mutual friends/acquintances or know what school she attended? Anything could be a lead
If I get stuck on a part of a game for more than a few hours, I do google the solution. I have too many things going on in my life to let my own moronation and stubborness get the better of me and waste my time. Yes, I wish I could have more time, but I just don't between working a full time job, supportng a family, cleaning, running errands, etc.
If you took your time and played fewer games, you'd probably get more out of the ones you still played than you do from higher volume of games you look up a guide for.
Many people in my completely anecdotal experiences seem to treat video games like movies or junk food. Something you down to enjoy for a while and it being interrupted by minor inceonvenianses being seen as a big problem their unwilling to put time into correcting or are even willing to pay to get past.
I'm not sure I get this line of thinking. Games don't have to get finished in a certain period of time. You can always stop playing a game and come back to it later.
if that was true you wouldnt be playing video games to begin with
the truth is that you have below average IQ and cant solve even the most simple problems
Beyond the harder levels in dedicated puzzle games you should be solving the puzzles in video games the moment you look at them.
Anything else is a sign of moronation.
Is it a wooden desk and the drawer slides out?
If so just pull that fricker out, and then unscrew the rest of the boards and have a nice desk.
Afterwards get the handy masturbator and a hands free setup for it that clamps to the edge your desk.
Speaking of backseating, it's so incredibly common on twitch even if the streamers themselves explicitly ask to not be backseated, and so many people see nothing wrong with it. You can even read in comments on youtube videos of someone playing games where people get incredibly frustrated they couldn't be there to literally tell the player exactly what to do at every step, as if they'd do a good thing for said player.
Why can people simply not grasp that overexcessive backseating is an butthole thing to do? Some games are infamous for the number of backseaters they attract on twitch, generally the "hard-but-not-really" type of game that is hard to get into but not hard to master. I guess people are really eager to "subtly" flaunt they've completed hard games and wish to "help" others with their knowledge. But in the end it's more like they're trying to hijack a stream or playthrough at that point.
the whole appeal of streamers is seeing how far off script you can make them go. The best means of doing so is making the narcissist fricks break their own fake-ass personalities in a fit of autistic rage.
We know.
WE FRICKING KNOW.
NO, WE DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE YOU SUDDENLY GAINED SOME VAGUE UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT WE'RE DOING.
WE
FRICKING
KNOW
GOOD FRICKING LUCK CALLING YOU OUT ON THIS SHIT THOUGH BECAUSE THEN IT'S 72 HOURS OF 'you just think i'm dumb and i can't do anything myself, don't you' WHICH MEANS THE ONLY ALTNERATIVE IS TO KEEP OUR FRICKING MOUTH SHUT AND INSTEAD VERY CAREFULLY SAY 'ohhh wow actually maybe i'm supposed to do THIS, huh.....' BECAUSE AT THIS POINT FAKING THAT SORT OF REACTION IS WELL-PRACTISED SECOND NATURE
Must be nice. My ex simply didn't give a shit about what I did. As soon as she saw I was having fun playing my "dumb videogame" she'd tell me to talk to her. Then we'd both sit there being miserable, doing nothing, because she didn't want to do anything.
>just need to check one very specific thing >open wiki directly to the relevant page >"oh it's like this huh and it connects to that and..." >start clicking all the links >15 minutes later >realise I've accidentally read like 50 spoilers and mapped out entire parts of the game in my head
Could need a subtle spoiler wifey to keep me on track.
who the frick gets stuck on a game nowadays? they're completely moron-proofed, and the only ones that aren't (Souls) you can't really look up the solution to and get around it.
>adults have things to do with their lives rather than solving esoteric puzzles
If you don't have time to play video games, then why are you playing video games?
>wife does her best to make her husband happy when he is frustrated >incels ITT seething at it
Almost makes me glad you guys will never be with a woman
> hubby
He's getting ntr'd for sure
It’s a better term than “partner” at least
for me iit's "significant other"
Both words are fine and have been used for a long time.
Stop letting trannies dictate your use of language.
>trannies are le good
Frick off
Bend to their will like a cuck, homosexual.
>be native English language speaker
>use "they" or "them" to refer to someone, as is and always has been a correct way of speaking regarding any individual
>Mind broken morons piss and shit their pants and call me a troony-enabler
fricking morons, toon out too if you're so obsessed with granny's so you can fricking off yourselves along with them
fricking autocorrect holy shit Android is pozzed
Turn that shit off if you're going to phonepost. I don't even know why you'd have it enabled in the first place. If you can't spell for shit it still has the word suggestions you can use, and then you won't have to deal with your phone making you look like a fricking idiot.
>be native English language speaker
>toon out
OH NO NO NONO NO NO NO NONO NO NO
You're talking about unironic imbeciles. What else do you expect from them?
>granny's
>I'm totally a le white chad
brownESLtroonyenablersisters.............................I don't feel so good
gilf-chaser chads rise up!!!
Samegay troony enabler
>always has been a correct way of speaking regarding any individual
just as gender "always has been" an enabler term for sex offenders
>if you're so obsessed with granny's
Leave my gilf fetish out of this you fricking Black person.
Partner is the worst one without question. It's almost a 100% guarantee that "partner" is synonymous with "gay" or "lesbian".
You're not going to call your long term SO your boyfriend/girlfriend forever, be for fricking real.
>long term
I went 7 years calling my gf exactly what she was but idk if that fits the definition of long term or not. Seems arbitrary that I would have to invent some other title because time elapsed.
> Friend from out of state gets married.
> Go to his wedding, meet his wife
> Have played video games with him and his wife
> When he's talking about her, never refers her by her name but "my partner"
I've met her and know her name, idk why he always says "my partner", shit is annoying.
>talk to coworker who has never met my girlfriend
>only use the word "partner" for giggles when referring to my girlfriend
>watch as she awkwardly is forced to use gender neutral language for the rest of the conversation
It's fun.
Frick you. Partners for life!
my subhuman BPD ex that abused the shit out of me emotionally would use that term with me and ever since then I fricking hate being called that.
i'd legit take being called daddy over hubby any day of the week.
Women in modern times avoid call her husband, "husband".
Its always "SO", "Hubby", "Loser", its part of the feminist narrative
you literally made this up. Every woman I regularly interact with, encompassing a wide range of ages, uses the term husband regularly. You're either a total homosexual or an indian spamdroid
Maybe among deranged xitters, but irl women will call their boyfriend with whom they live together husbands.
Can you homosexuals stop being so autistic for 5 fricking seconds?
have a nice day
You don't like pet names because you've never been close enough to someone else to have one.
You've never allowed yourself to be vulnerable.
You are literally homosexuals
projection from a moronic homosexual who should kill himself. nice. good to see.
Are you a GPT that can only reply in buzzwords?
>hubby calls somebody a homosexual
lol, lmao perchance
>and they hated him for he told them the truth
They're right thoughever.
What's wrong with your frog?
He must've been dropped on his head as a tadpole, how sad, now he's an ugly freak incel frog.
isn't that normal for friends and lovers to do? Not the hiding it part but to help out by looking things up? My friends and I did this shit all the time in the late 90s/early 00s. We all be hanging out at someones house doing shit when one of us was paying something like Metroid Prime, Devil may Cry, etc and someone would look up shit on the PC or call and annoy a gamestop worker to help them out.
You didn't beat the game.
Not him, but you can never gatekeep people’s feelings of accomplishment.
I’ve beaten Elden Ring 5 times, each without summons, I’ve crunched the numbers, explored the map and learnt how to use a bunch of different weapons.
All that and yesterday I got Mohgged by Mohg. I eventually won and did it by myself, but I walked out of the boss fight feeling like I was hot garbage at these games despite playing them since the OG Demon’s Souls.
Did I even beat the game?, I sure don’t feel like I did. You cannot instill in me the feeling of accomplishment anymore than you can rob it from that other anon.
Well I don't know about all of that but I do know that you didn't actually beat the game.
Shut up. You don't even play games you absolute shitstain.
>you can never gatekeep people’s feelings of accomplishment.
Then why are you so upset?
The gatekeeping obviously worked.
You and your friends sound like a bunch of weak homosexuals. Also
>being a kid when Metroid Prime or DMC3 were out
Jesus anon frick off.
>Metroid Prime came out in 2002
>DMC in 2005
That other Anon must be at least in his mid 20s boomer-kun.
those are 6th gen games asshat
You fricking friendless virgins, games were literally designed like that. Read any Miyamoto interview about Legend of Zelda 1, you were supposed to talk about it with your friends.
>y-you didn't beat it
Yeah and you're a virgin, so you haven't even pressed the start button in real life yet.
Anon those games are nearly 20 years old. If he was 10 when they came out he'd be in his 30 now
>Not being a kid when Metroid Prime or DMC3 came out
Why are you wastib time on the einternet grandpa? You're gonna forget to take your daily meds.
dumb old homosexuals should kill themselves
least transparent wannabe oldgay
I think it's very common for couples/friends to help each other with games when watching them play. This bait only works for people who don't have networks of people in their lives
Can confirm
>t.live action youtuber before YouTube existed
>call and annoy a gamestop worker to help them out.
That's adorable
>My friends and I did this shit all the time in the late 90s/early 00s
Imagine not figuring it out yourself, even if it takes hours
It's annoying as shit if you aren't asking. When I'm stuck at some part of a game a friend is spectating and I'm genuinely at my wit's end I would ask him to look shit up for me while I still try to find out what I have to do. But then I have another friend who will constantly do this without me even asking. And I fricking hate it.
the hiding part is 'normal' too, you just haven't noticed or want to believe it happens as often as it does. especially where women are concerned.
I beat a scary part of SOMA for my ex.
Yeah sometimes you just need that vague nudge on whether your direction is right or not so having someone look it up without outright spoiling it to you is nice.
Baba Is You has a great "Spoiler Free" guide where you have multiple spoilerd hints sorted by severity, and more games need that kind of stuff
can you even stuck in modern videogames?
I do all the time because I have little patience.
>can’t find obvious way forward
>back track ~60 seconds
>still stuck
>pause and google
i just don’t have time to hunt for bullshit anymore
You are the one killing vidya.
People who buy slop are killing video games
it's time to admit to yourself that you just don't like games anymore
video games aren't for you, move on
ENOUGH, ENOUGH WITH THE ARROWS POINTING TO EVERYTHING
ENOUGH WITH HAVING SOME b***h CHITTERING IN YOUR EARS TELLING YOU THE SOLUTION
GO OUTSIDE, LEARN HOW TO IDENTIFY A LANDMARK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÆ
I do this but only if it's not fun and i've been stuck for more than ~30 min
like the time when I've got stuck in capital sewers in elden ring (it might have been less than that but it sure felt like fricking forever)
Same with grinding for shit, I just add stuff trough cheat engine
>Same with grinding for shit, I just add stuff trough cheat engine
Based, I actually started enjoying MH World hunts when I didn't need to hunt the same monster 50 times for a 1% shitty drop. Grinding is for kids with terrible time management or adult losers.
I mean, if grinding is fun I'll do it bunch of times (until I'm bored) but frick going trough same fight/area more than 10 times
I'm 30yo with a full time job and I dont have time for this shit
you're a hallmark for your pathetic generation.
try out fortnite
I only do that when I feel like I'm stuck not because of a well made puzzle, which I'd enjoy trying to solve, but because the game is poorly designed and doesn't actually make sense. Old puzzle games were garbage in that regard too, though.
Same. Who honestly cares, usually it's something stupid the devs did anyway.
>back track ~60 seconds
>still stuck
Skip this, it's an unnecessary waste of time.
A waste of time and yet here you are posting on a coffee bean farmer forum.
Just stop playing vidya and start lurking full time.
You’ve actually trained yourself to be that moronic by relying on a crutch so long your legs don’t work. Unironically kys.
>i just don’t have time to hunt for bullshit anymore
This and anyone who says otherwise is a child. I've got couple days a week I can sit down and play video games for a couple hours at most. If something isn't immediately obvious I'm looking it up. I don't get a rush out of solving obtuse puzzles.
>have limited leisure time
>spend it doing things you don't like
just accept being a brainlet and stop trying to force things moron
you should try gothic
it's great and easy
>can’t find obvious way forward
it's the 1 way available. and that's thanks to morons like you. stop buying games
I'm the opposite most of the time. I'll bash my head against it again and again until I get pissed off and drop the game. If I get filtered, that's my own problem.
same
this is my little brother (30 in a few years).
>play outer wilds
>kind of simple but enjoy fricking with the physics based puzzles
>really enjoy all the visuals and spaceflight
>even though the puzzles are clearly meant for a kid to figure out with enough persistence still enjoy figuring things out
>recommend it to my brother
>asks for help with everything
>refuses to use his ship log
>refuses to use autopilot
>just flies off somewhere random and dies
>keeps asking for a gun
>skips though dialog
>has been to every planet but hasn't solved shit
We've been having therapeutic sessions where we both drink and I watch him stream it. He tries to say he doesn't like to think this much whe playing video games because he has a job and a kid (so do i, not a good excuse) and I jut rib him for being a brainlet and goad him on to trying again. He's getting better.
>20+ replies
Not bad!
>hl episode 1 cave commentary guy
Exploration is one of the best things about games, I don't just want a straight line of set pieces
>>i just don’t have time to hunt for bullshit anymore
yeah anon, that's the reason
it's not the ever-growing dread growing daily
it's because you don't have time
jews rape kids
i do this too, i'm not wasting time on some pointless bullshit just so a game developer can jerk himself off
Honestly, I get it. I'm autistic, so if I really want to achieve something in a game, I'll gladly restart the same level literally hundreds of times until I get it right, but if I feel like a game's not 100% worthy of my time, I'll look up a guide after 5 minutes AT MOST.
>time
Day always has and will always have 24 hours. You exchange those hours for other things.
You just have anxiety.
Love the people seething at this wasting their life away when they could be saving countless hours
god tier bait
This, how can anything happen in the game that prevents you from progressing in a game made in the last 20 years
Actually have a nice day
When tears of the kingdom got leaked early you morons were making constant threads because you were stuck and there were no guides online yet
when the fps has a platforming part I tend to get stuck for a plurality of minutes, I fricking hate platforming.
platforming sections in non-platformers should be illegal
castlevania lords of shadow
How? That game is extremely linear.
Also not modern anymore
How do you even get married?
depends on the game. But most of the times it's just skill issues so not really stuck because you just can't find how to beat a puzzle or something.
>he doesn’t know
but this would be a reason modern video games are as bad as they are, not an example of how people still get stuck in games that are like modern video games are.
yeah I remember being stuck a few times in HL1
in fricking 1998
>modern
2007 was 27 years ago, bro.
>2007 was 27 years ago, bro.
The easier it gets the dumber people get to compensate.
You definitely have gotten stuck for a bit before.
The difference is you don't have someone sitting next to you, getting impatient, and wanting to guide you out of where you are rather than just letting you figure it out yourself.
I hate when my brother is watching me play a game because he'll tell me to do stuff that I don't wanna fricking do.
Like, yes, I know I'm not spamming consumables during this boss fight, the game is too easy if I do that, let me enjoy my fricking challenge.
MAYBE miss some extra content, but get stuck? No way
Only in some puzzle games and never for too long. But that's the point of puzzle games. An easy puzzle game is a bad game.
>can you even stuck in modern videogames?
How can you stuck
>Backseats in an indirect and subtle way that isn't condescending.
Based
Really has nothing to do with being condescending anyway. There's nothing wrong with someone telling you where you're going wrong.
Yeah, in general I'd rather figure it out but especially many 2D games now just have giant empty hallways for no reason. I'm not wasting my time because the devs were too moronic to design a simple 2D game properly.
Hope you don't have kids.
He didn't beat the game
Women will never be human.
There's a reason bible distinguishes humans and females.
Incels will never be human.
Humans aren't human
Cute
you guys are missing the part where these two have been together for 6 years without the woman divorce raping him or bawdting around
she's good enough
though the classic woman moment of attention whoring this cute interaction of hers knocks her back down
Im jealous. Government owes me a wife.
A N64 is like 60 dollars I don't se why this is some insane gift worth autistic clapping over
you just dont get it.
>equating what should be emotional value to material value
peak soulless
>loved one gets you something she knows is important you
>"HOLD UP, LET ME JUST EBAY THE PRICE THESE THINGS ARE GOING AT NOW... 60 DOLLARS? YOU ONLY SPENT 60 DOLLARS ON ME? I'M NOT NOT EVEN GOING TO SHOW APPRECIATION"
Woman moment
it's probably staged
if the dude really got this excited about it he could've just bought one himself
He most likely lives a soulless wagie life providing for this wife of his that can't even be bothered to hunt down a CIB system.
I once, very briefly mentioned a game to my grillfriend that I was excited about (Ni no Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch) in passing.
Well I had completely forgot about it then one day I got home from college and my grillfriend surprised me with a copy.
She had driven to four different GameStops to get it for me because they got very few copies in that weren't already pre-ordered.
I then proceeded to give her the dick for two hours which made her happy enough to leave me alone for the rest of the night so I could play my new game.
It's good to be the King.
The fact that its a game with cartoony visuals where you play as a child and collect pokemon makes this even more based
I was jokingly telling my co-workers about how my nail clippers struggled to get through my big toe nail one time and a few months later for Christmas one of them got me a new set of clippers. It's the thought that counts.
These guys get it, it's not about whether something is valuable, it's about the gift being a genuine showing of 'yes, this person listens to and acknowledges the things I say' that makes the gift special. There's no feeling like a friend bringing up a joke you told years ago, and still having the same light in their eyes as when you said it in the first place.
Maybe there is hope for this board after all.
Thanks anons you gave me a glimpse of what its like to have friends
This totally happened for real guise!!!
The fact that you find a short anecdote about my grillfriend of five years surprising with a game and then us having sex, unbelievable is hilarious.
Have you always been so jaded?
>anyone who doesn’t believe my internet brag is jaded
Yeah that's what's happening.
any desire to get married in the future?
because he had to become a normalgay to get a friend, abandon all his hobbies. For the past 10 years, he's received nothing but ties, socks, perfume bottles and boring books. Then out of nowhere you get a video game console with the implied notion that it's fine for you to game (a little bit). His inner child was brought back to life
She cheated on him afterwards
i wish i had 60 dollars with me right now, if someone give to me that money i will lose my shit for sure.
Just pirate it
damn you frickers are soulless
yeah, and this was before people were paying $500 for a fricking N64 with a beat cartridge of 007. That gift meant a lot.
I bought an N64 with Goldeneye, Rayman 2 and a couple of shitty games for like 80$ and it felt like a steal. Still works in perfect condition and I even bought RE2 and Doom64. Just in time before everything started to get expensive
Is that Fred Savage?
Im ok with the gift but that reaction is so fake and forced. like wtf mental illness is this?
The Thing was a warning. I know to stay away from these c**ts.
NINTENDO!!!
Reminder that she used his own money to buy that gift
What a manbaby. She decided right then and there to cuck him.
why did you post a video of yourself?
I play Helldivers 2 with my wife and afterwards she relaxes by watching me play Dwarf Fortress
And yes she has autism
God I wish that were me. My fiance is a total fricking normalgay and I haven't had a moment to be myself in almost a year. It's like a have a fricking kid.
Hope she doesn't want to become a man. Unless she already is and you're a weirdo.
I'm tired of Xitter screencap on Ganker
I want Ganker screencap on Xitter instead
Please someone post me (me) on Xitter now
have a nice day
>hubby
>female deceives "loved" ones
news at eleven
Women are fundamentally deceptive the same way men are fundamentally brutal. The question is if they use it to help you or hurt you.
I'm not sure I'd enjoy this revelation. The good part of beating a hard video game is figuring out a way on your own and gaining the mastery to execute it. Having someone look up a guide and casually suggest the answer for me doesn't feel right, like I've been coerced into cheating.
Not that women would understand any of this. But at least she seems to be doing it thinking it's a good thing, so I wouldn't get upset.
>The good part of beating a hard video game is figuring out a way on your own and gaining the mastery to execute it.
I doubt she can improve his reaction time or skill or anything, and if you get stuck on other things (like "where to go") in something that is not e.g. an adventure game, or are too moronic to figure out some boss's patterns, etc. you're a brainlet anyway.
Shame mine doesn't enjoy watching me play. In fact she doesn't like all those games "where you are just walking around".
Incel post
Incel website.
Incel reply
Cute. I'd love to have a gf who likes playing and watching vidya. I'd tease her when she's stuck and we'd have hot steamy sex afterwards
I don't have issue with this. My question is, games nowadays are so dumb, I can't think of anything that may need this kind of help except baby puzzles in botw and finding fricking npcs in elden ring
I'm old enough to remember when getting stuck on a video game was a real thing. Honestly though, most of the time it wasn't really because of some tough puzzle. It's almost always because you already tried something, but did it slightly wrong, so you never go back. Instead you just keep trying new things that aren't the solution. Or when you simply forget to use that one item or skill you only needed ten hours ago. Then you find the solution and it's something you basically already knew. You were just doing it wrong or forgot about the one thing you needed to know. There were brain-busting exceptions, but it's usually one of those two above things.
God I wish I were loved
Thats cool
>getting stuck on a part of a video game for a long time
when is the last time that this has happened to you?? not including boss fights.
>stuck on a video game
That concept doesnt even exist amymore
>give subtle hint
>not working
>give more obvious hint
>doesn’t work
>it’s LITERALLY right fricking there
>still not working.
>friend pauses
>you hold your breath
>quits out of the fricking game
>before the game's even closed he's coping in five different directions at once
>have to pretend like he didn't just get filtered because you know he's one more hint away from calling you a Black person and going home
Anything harder than the Skyrim claw puzzles, I WILL use a guide
>join friend's Discord call
>there's someone new in it, which is weird
>it's a friend of a friend who's asking what games to play because he hasn't played singleplayer games since he was a kid
>okay.jpg
>decides to play Skyrim
>experiencing genuine delight at everything
>except the frostbite spiders, which terrify him
>friend and I are bantering about the stupid claw puzzle after he solves it
>he chimes in
>Oh, so this is like the hardest puzzle in the game? And I solved it? Cool! 😀
>so blown away by someone experiencing Bleak Falls Barrow and the claw puzzle with pertectly pure innocence that I can't even form a sound when I open my mouth
And technically he's right about the puzzle, too
I would legitimately pay to watch this guy play Dark Souls
>the utter joy and disbelief he'd show at master key shortcuts
Cherish him, Anon.
me but my gf & I don't look it up
sometimes the hints have to be more than vague & more like "effectively tell her the answer" though
>"omg, maybe you should try that door honey! : ) 🙂 "
>Me
I mainly play strategy games and if the b***h tries to make me play the meta she can frick right off.
Strategy bro what version of Tactics Ogre should I play for the first time?
Knight of Lodis
It is easily one of my favourite games
Thats cute.
When my wife plays Stardew Valley she has me clear the caves for her because she just wants to farm and decorate her home.
Truth is, "Her" ""husband"" has not gotten stuck on a single game
You have all been the victims of a practical joke
Ganker - Twitter Screencaps
Except this is a rare occasion where a shitty Twitter screencap causes people to discuss vidya
>play competitive team game with girlfriend
>end up passive aggressively complaining when she does poorly because of my own insecurities
>literally cannot stop despite being conscious of this and consciously trying to not do it
>always hate myself
>have to stop playing anything competitive with her
Switching to co-op was the only solution
Only child?
I love my brother but I learned a long time ago to play around his bad temper when it comes to games. Never play against him under any circumstance, and know when to call it when he's starting to get frustrated
>when he's starting to get frustrated
Despicable. So many cuckolds can't stand to loose.
he's actually overall a pleasant person to be around, easily appreciated by people he doesn't know, whereas I'm cold and distant. He just isn't good with controlling his temper. I also get pissed when playing games but ultimately I enjoy it, I seek the challenge, if it's not frustrating and hard to overcome then I don't see a reason to play the game. That probably contributes to his frustration when we play together
>controlling his temper
Many such cases. Pandemic, really.
My ex was so fricking impatient even with co-op shit. Might've been my fault partially for being autistic about upping the difficulty but she really couldn't go an hour without ending up in a flaky-mood of wanting to stop and wanting to continue playing at the same time. Was miserable to play with. She isn't shit at games either, just impatient.
This isn't 1987
Nobody gets stuck on video games anymore
>needs girlfriend to help him
do morons really?
test
I wish women and relationship-havers would just frick off and leave me alone
>Be me, single and lonely
>Get gf
>Immediately brag about having a gf to guys I know are single and lonely
>Bask in their envy and self hatred.
>brag about having a gf
How old are you m8?
How old are you that it bothers you?
26 now and happily married :^)
>getting married before 35
lol LMAO
enjoy your lonely years after she wipes the floor with you
no one with your mindset has successful relationships
Couple of sad lonely losers right here.
I understand this is why I always spoiler having a gf.
You'll get your princess soon, anon. She'll break your balls and waste your time, but you'll love every moment of it because she'll care for you.
>verification not required.
genuinely how do i get a gf? I am so fricking lonely and asocial. I guess maybe i will get the courage to use a dating app.... i am almost 30 with nothing to offer to another human being i am a waste of life and space and oxygen. That said though, I have seen women dating the ugliest rudest motherfrickers so maybe i will be fine
if you already have self-esteem issues I would not use dating apps at all. only if you're sure you are attractive enough to get matches. otherwise your self-esteem will be ruined and you'd be better off not knowing the cold reality.
I'm always suggested to meet people through hobbies/clubs, could work for you if you have more than vidya as a personality (I don't).
I do that too for my brothers and friends and I act like it was my natural intuition which figured out the answer. I'm living a lie.
i only look it up when its some actual fricking bullshit going on- like something you would not even notice or find had it not be for a guide
>Look up solution cuz I think I'm getting fricked by the game somehow
>I was just moronic the whole time
Is there a worse feeling?
I will never have this
These days WHEN you get stuck it's hard to tell if it's because you're too moronic or because of a bug that prevents progression.
My wife does this all the time. She also always starts reading manga from the last volume. She just really loves spoilers for some reason.
>She also always starts reading manga from the last volume. She just really loves spoilers for some reason.
What sort of psychopath did you marry anon?
Jesus Christ
Kind of the opposite for me, my zoomer buddy really likes Cyberpunk and watched someone play the entirety of it, but I still have to guide her using my deductive gamer reasoning when I let her play it on my PC.
My wife will do running commentary on my gameplay like we're a let's play channel and sometimes bring our kid into it
>sometimes bring our kid into it
What does that mean?
>See how daddy beat that man to death?
>That's going to be you if you don't clean your room
Or something along those lines, it's ok though, he's 4.
Neither of these are me wtf
It's time to stop fellas, getting a bit weird now
>waste quints on schizo posting
And I'll fricking do it again
>government
>sin
The frick's your problem?
Incels will sometimes try to steal someone else's post, it comes from a place of bitterness
He's also more than likely mass-reporting the thread
This, happens all the time
You should be grateful he held off of his cuck fantasies into it, you just know he's part of Joshua Ülmer's discord
She'll talk to her belly and pretend it's talking back to her, sometimes even do a voice for the belly and talk back to herself and do a whole back and forth
This isn't me by the way, just some weirdo skinwalking me
You didn't beat the game
>ask my close friend out on a date a few days ago
>date is today
>she's way out of my league but she fricking agreed
wish me luck bros
>shows up with her friends
good luck bro
Based, good luck anon
Don't put her on a pedestal, anon. Just focus on having a good time and not on an outcome, and you won't need luck 🙂
No stress brother. Don't pretend shit, no fake emotions, opinions, no masquerading
>just bee yourself
Basically this. Ride the wave and ride the high with confidence
i fricked it up, its over bros. time to abandon my entire friend group and stay here for another 10 years
Regale us with the tales of you spilling your spaghetti.
I won't believe you, but it should be funny.
KWAB
Millennial cringe.
https://youtube.com/shorts/YTW9FZV_ptg?si=5sThtEzS4ybNhoEB
>backseating.
Divorced. If I'm playing a game you leave me the frick alone and don't distract me at all you stupid b***h.
>why am I still a virgin?
I'm not but many video games are better than sex could ever be. Sex is overrated and ultimately a waste of time unless you want to get your girl pregnant. I don't want children so at this point in life, sex is worthless to me.
>I'll fedorapost, surely that'll convince them I've gotten my dick wet
>Sex is overrated and ultimately a waste of time
It is. I haven't had sex for 5 years, I'm now 33 and the last few years have been the happiest and most productive years of my life. Got a lot more money due to not having to spend on a girlfriend or take some tinder prostitute on a date. Feel like I'm living for myself and it feels great bros.
>I haven't had sex ever I'm now 33
>Got some more money due to neetbux
ftfy
No, I have money because I work 50 hours per week and I earn it.
>No, I browse Ganker 50 hours per week
ftfy
Nah I just occasionally browse Ganker and Ganker when I'm on a lunch or cigarette break or taking a shit
>Yeah, I le smoke, that's cool right?
>wrasslegay
This dude is a complete and utter virgin
Low test homosexual
Fix yourself
>he needs a pussy to penetrate or a wiener to suck to live.
Sad.
>I am a le monk, totally volcel pls believe me ;-;
Cringe
Why are you so upset?
Sure thing buddy, keep shovelling shit in to your mouth and say we're missing out lol
I'm not saying anyone's missing out. Frick to your hearts content. All I said was Video Games > Sex and now like 6 dude's are seething.
>Act like a moron
>Get called a moron
How is preferring a subjectively enjoyable thing over another subjectively enjoyable thing acting like a moron?
Because it's objective you low test homosexual
Games aren't even that much fun to begin with.
That's just, like, your opinion, man
>Verification not required.
Samegay incel
>pls pls pls believe that I'm cool like John Cena
OH NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO
>two posts within 1min of each other
>"s-samegay"
I think you're just literally moronic at this point
>inspect element
>ee&e maymays
No wonder you're still a virgin
>inspect element copium again.
Imagine crying because other men prefer video games to sex. KWAB
In your opinion.
>Incel pretends it's choice he's not having sex
Nice cope
Shouldn't you be on the goon board
Incels are the biggest gooners tho
The changelings maybe
Heh, reminds me of a guy I know who is a few years older and always told me "sex is not as good as you imagine it while jacking off".
His wife (the only woman he's ever been with) went to school with me; she's a dumb, boring c**t and it doesn't surprise me he would say that.
Fact is that good sex is a lot better than video games or jacking off.
It's subjective to be honest
No it's not.
You're just dumb.
That's what people say who have never had good sex.
Then again I'm a bitter boomer and most games suck today, so I'd rather bang some random bawd than try to get into some garbage zoomer fotm game.
Condoms with a stranger is honestly not worth. But raw sex with a good looking woman that you have an emotional connection to is unbeatable. It's like your brain just smashes all the "congrats big guy" buttons at once.
Its actually pretty fun when your wife does that because you can tease her by ignoring what she says, playing extremely risky, and still winning.
That's very sweet
Ganker will never have this because they're stinky short and brown
Fricking moron just let me do it by myself, that's how I like my vidya.
The great thing about video games isn't beating them, it's showing everyone online that I did.
Why are incels SO FRICKING BAD at coping?
Christ almighty, sometimes they'll larp and it's pathetic as frick too
My wife really got into Hollow Knight while I was playing it, but after a while she started constantly badgering me to "use my abilities" instead of just saving my soul for healing. That's something you do AFTER you learn the boss's patterns cmon now
>meet up with girl from dating app for the first time ever
>feel like the vibes are off from the start
>mention off hand that I'm a big gamer and love anime and manga
>her eyes immediately light up and begins autisticlly listing off all of her favorite games and manga
>same and adjacent topics for like 3 hours
>ask soon as we leave the restaurant she gets cold and distant again
bros....
>all of her favorite games and manga
Tell me what they are and I'll tell you why.
I don't even have to have you speculate, she's an extremely nervous and introverted fujoshi. She writes fanfics in her free time.
Despite being in shape and nice weather, she sweat throughout the entire date and had a very strong odor.
Aggressively chase her and call her a homosexual
My wife started out like that, the mousy scaredy bookish type
Once you break them out of their shells they turn into real kinky perverts
that's what I'm hoping for and expecting. She mentioned some things to me on our second time meeting that I would be embarrassed to tell my long-time friends
>She mentioned some things to me on our second time meeting that I would be embarrassed to tell my long-time friends
Tell us anon, we're internet strangers you will never see again.
I'm pretty sure she browses here so I'm not going to, but use your imagination
The best part is, I'm a fujo too. Granted, I only like BL so I probably don't pass as a real fujo, but I can probably turn her into a yurigay with enough work
That sounds really fricking lame, but you do you bro
I bagged and reformed a fujo, who am I to judge?
Oh yeah? And what cool guy fetishes did you push on your fujo wife then?
She already wears glasses so long hair, anal, spanking, light bondage, blindfold, nipple torture and stockings. Just regular vanilla stuff. And now that she's expecting that's a whole new direction to explore.
gay
>all that shit
>vanilla
Normies are sick
such is the curse of being a bichad
The other upside is they're very malleable, you can fully eliminate the fujo shit for fetishes more to your liking and they'll happily go along with it
At the end of the day what they really want in genuine affection and a good dicking
>she sweat throughout the entire date
big sniff
Fine Speech
>inspect element
>mandrama maymays
No wonder you're still a virgin
I don't even know what inspect element is. I'm not some computer nerd.
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M SO FRICKING LONELY SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE ANYMORE I HATE MY FRICKING LIFE
>"Sex is better than video games"
>Have sex, still think vidya and masturbation are better
>"Y-you just haven't had REAL sex!"
This. God forbid people have preferences they disagree with.
if your anal passage has not be obliterated, you have not lost your virginity.
Fricking KEK
I recall it starting as
>Sex is overrated and ultimately a waste of time
Now stop being fat, stop eating shit, go exercise and if all that fails get your test levels checked, it tanks in your mid 30's
>be a virgin
>pretend I'm not so my Ganker friends don't bully me
>they realize I'm lying
ftfy
Bros how the frick do I get a gf post wizard wall
Talk to women
tinder
And relinquish your arcane knowledge??? moron.
As a wizard, after you've already made it here, why would you want a gf? A gf won't give you the power to create an eclipse so you can do your spring lawn maintenance in the shade.
Couldn't tell you, I was only just recently still on the path to wizard-dom too until I reconnected with a girl I met at a church event back in my teens
>girl I met at a church event back in my teens
I remember meeting a girl there too, I didn't care much about religion, neither did she, I only went there for a friend, but I don't know how I could find her again, we never shared anything like facebook, or the phone number I think
how could you get back in touch with her?
Well I atleast had her phone number. Since you say you don't have anything, you're gonna have to do some detective work. Do you know if she might have lived in the area? Do you have a name, have any mutual friends/acquintances or know what school she attended? Anything could be a lead
>all this negativity
Kek
Yeah, male virgins bring down the energy in any room they're in
That's why people avoid them
My wife told me that video games are just about the gayest thing she can imagine, and she’s probably right about that.
That would explain a lot about Ganker.
That's a man baby
If I get stuck on a part of a game for more than a few hours, I do google the solution. I have too many things going on in my life to let my own moronation and stubborness get the better of me and waste my time. Yes, I wish I could have more time, but I just don't between working a full time job, supportng a family, cleaning, running errands, etc.
cheating b***h
>hubby
More like cucky. Nobody uses hubby except open relationship cûcks.
Why do incel virgins on Ganker pretend they have wives and girlfriends?
I didn't even need to tell my wife not to use hubby. She heard another wife use it and said "that sounds so lame, I'm never calling you that".
*chair clatters*
Cute and wholesome.
and everyone clapped
why do women lie about EVERYTHING?
When you're diminuitive your means of persuasion is deception. There are whole peoples that follow this matriarchal example
If you took your time and played fewer games, you'd probably get more out of the ones you still played than you do from higher volume of games you look up a guide for.
The only people who used those were moronic rich kids being taken for their subscription money. The proto-scrollers.
How do you even get stuck in modern games lmao?
Are you moronic?
Many people in my completely anecdotal experiences seem to treat video games like movies or junk food. Something you down to enjoy for a while and it being interrupted by minor inceonvenianses being seen as a big problem their unwilling to put time into correcting or are even willing to pay to get past.
her face reminds me of the snake from jungle book
>her
that is a man
I'm not sure I get this line of thinking. Games don't have to get finished in a certain period of time. You can always stop playing a game and come back to it later.
time is valuable
I have a month to complete this game before the next one comes out.
What would Mable think if you hadn't completed it on time?
literal mental illness
I don't get stuck, I'm not a fricking casual.
if that was true you wouldnt be playing video games to begin with
the truth is that you have below average IQ and cant solve even the most simple problems
i do this with my girlfriend but it's because i've already beaten the game she's playing
>hubby
Sometimes you just know.
>backseat gamer
Divorce pending
>shartygay obssesed with cuckoldry
That shithole really does rot your brain, huh?
Beyond the harder levels in dedicated puzzle games you should be solving the puzzles in video games the moment you look at them.
Anything else is a sign of moronation.
i bought an ass cushion for my chair but now it makes me too tall for the chair
Condolences to the first anon I sympathise with itt
Can't you lower the chair a bit?
same
stupid desk has a big ass drawer in the middle
Is it a wooden desk and the drawer slides out?
If so just pull that fricker out, and then unscrew the rest of the boards and have a nice desk.
Afterwards get the handy masturbator and a hands free setup for it that clamps to the edge your desk.
>not having an adjustable desk
I got one that gets pretty low (like 22" clear) and use a comfy sofa as my chair, shit is so cash
Speaking of backseating, it's so incredibly common on twitch even if the streamers themselves explicitly ask to not be backseated, and so many people see nothing wrong with it. You can even read in comments on youtube videos of someone playing games where people get incredibly frustrated they couldn't be there to literally tell the player exactly what to do at every step, as if they'd do a good thing for said player.
Why can people simply not grasp that overexcessive backseating is an butthole thing to do? Some games are infamous for the number of backseaters they attract on twitch, generally the "hard-but-not-really" type of game that is hard to get into but not hard to master. I guess people are really eager to "subtly" flaunt they've completed hard games and wish to "help" others with their knowledge. But in the end it's more like they're trying to hijack a stream or playthrough at that point.
yes
the whole appeal of streamers is seeing how far off script you can make them go. The best means of doing so is making the narcissist fricks break their own fake-ass personalities in a fit of autistic rage.
anyone with a girlfriend or wife don't belong on Ganker.
>TFW I'm so impatient I'll just look shit up after a while
I don't think I've done a fully blind playthrough in decades.
thats just evil
We know.
WE FRICKING KNOW.
NO, WE DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE YOU SUDDENLY GAINED SOME VAGUE UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT WE'RE DOING.
WE
FRICKING
KNOW
GOOD FRICKING LUCK CALLING YOU OUT ON THIS SHIT THOUGH BECAUSE THEN IT'S 72 HOURS OF 'you just think i'm dumb and i can't do anything myself, don't you' WHICH MEANS THE ONLY ALTNERATIVE IS TO KEEP OUR FRICKING MOUTH SHUT AND INSTEAD VERY CAREFULLY SAY 'ohhh wow actually maybe i'm supposed to do THIS, huh.....' BECAUSE AT THIS POINT FAKING THAT SORT OF REACTION IS WELL-PRACTISED SECOND NATURE
u guys have girlfriends and stuff?
No I had sex twice in my 20s and then never spoke to girls ever again
Must be nice. My ex simply didn't give a shit about what I did. As soon as she saw I was having fun playing my "dumb videogame" she'd tell me to talk to her. Then we'd both sit there being miserable, doing nothing, because she didn't want to do anything.
hubby did NOT finish the game.
By "look up the solution" she actually means texting local BBC BVLLs to pump her up while hubby is distracted with his little games
women just ruin, and ruin and ruin and ruin
>just need to check one very specific thing
>open wiki directly to the relevant page
>"oh it's like this huh and it connects to that and..."
>start clicking all the links
>15 minutes later
>realise I've accidentally read like 50 spoilers and mapped out entire parts of the game in my head
Could need a subtle spoiler wifey to keep me on track.
Cute.
who the frick gets stuck on a game nowadays? they're completely moron-proofed, and the only ones that aren't (Souls) you can't really look up the solution to and get around it.
how many hours of weekly game time do you think a wife should allow her husband after her first kid is born?
>adults have things to do with their lives rather than solving esoteric puzzles
If you don't have time to play video games, then why are you playing video games?
I really really really wish I had a gf that called me sweetie
In my fantashi she talks hella trash
>hubby
World's luckiest dad
me on the right
I literally just came here to say that I hate women.
Not even going to bother reading the thread.
>wife does her best to make her husband happy when he is frustrated
>incels ITT seething at it
Almost makes me glad you guys will never be with a woman
I've tried whacking it to (real 3D) gay porn but I just can't, I wish I wasn't attracted to women so much it's unreal
I wish I could do this, but no friends or gf
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