A-ARE THOSE PSYDUCKS?! FROM KANTO?! HOLY MACKEROLE, AND THEY'RE NOT INCLINED TO MOVE? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?! ARE THERE ANY SINNOH CHAMPIONS AROUND WITH SOME MAGIC POTION TO HELP ME?! I NEED A FRICKING CHAMPION HERE!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
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lol seethe it was more soulful than "i haven't had my coffee"
Yes because in japan the man was originally drunk
yeah and in japan the thirsty guards surrounding saffron were sober guards
no it wasn't shit head
drunk man in a kids game will always be kino
I unironically loved this as a kid & an adult. The idea of a man laying in the middle of a road, refusing to move, because he hasn't had his coffee is hilarious.
in the japanese version, he's drunk.
Yes, I am aware. The coffee version is funnier.
they have a headache. psyducks are non-psychic types that (as their name implies) learn psychic moves, giving them headaches. that's why they aren't inclined to move.
They're literally only non-psychic types because the Gen1 devs were asleep at the wheel. The name Golduck comes from the Japanese association of the color gold with psychic powers.
good job on not reading the post you replied to
No, they're actually native to Sinnoh and have been since at least the days of old Hisui.
ENTER
why that hydreigon has down syndrome?
He has to live in a world where fairies exist and that drives him insane
just cover yourself in psyduck hormones
just catch em all
Hey rosa, can i borrow your serperior for a sec?
why does cynthia unironically give me snakefricker vibes now that i think about it
It's the Milotic. They have definitely explored each other's bodies.
>ywn be taken home for coffee by Cynthia only to end up being fricked to the point of snu-snu by her and her Milotic
Bad end.
Why even live? Just kys
>Aldith sics her Seviper on Cynthia
>Cynthia fricks it
Umm…ok then
>"What's going on?! He's supposed to eat you!"
>"That's still happening, in a manner of speaking. And speaking of speaking, I really shouldn't be right now. Ah~mmf..."
eh, she always gave off the vibe that she eats her garchomp's pussy every night
but that's just me
uh... unovabros?
SOUL
KINO
Pool's closed
No because people don't remember Psyduck shilling until it's too late
>Cynthia sends you to take medicine to the Psyduck
>You do
>Cynthia shows up a second later and asks you to do another thing
women
she was obviously testing you
Yeah, testing my patience and wiener
i would gladly do menial chores for Cynthia all day.
why cant you just fricking battle the roadblock pokemon
snorlax, sudowoodo, and kecleon all start a battle when you figure out how to piss them off to get them to move
Just best guesses, but perhaps your character has too much honor to attack a sleeping pokemon before a battle initiated (but it's fine after initiating, sleep being a battle condition too)
With Sudowoodo, if I recall correctly, people didn't realize it was a Pokemon at first. One dude was going to use rock smash on it to try to break the tree, and another tried watering it. With Kecleon, wasn't it invisible and people weren't sure why there were invisible things blocking the path, only to find out it was Kecleon?
The real answer is gameplay purposes, but it's fun to try to justify lore reasons, even if they're BS.
Your trainer in GSC and HGSS can attack sleeping pokemon that fall out of trees.
What a prick. No wonder Red doesn't want to speaking to him in Mt.Silver.
A-ARE THOSE PSYDUCKS?! FROM KANTO?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS FRICKING KANTO PANDERING NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM GONNA KILLMYSELF
*guzzles s.oy*
>söyboy
But I thought genwun KantoBlack folk were the true beta söy troony cucks
NO. FREAKIN'. WAY. IS THAT... IS THAT A HECKING SNOOZY WOOZY CHONKER BOY FROM KANTOOOOOO BLOCKING MY FRIGGIN' MEANS OF PROGRESSION!? OH MY SCIENCE! TYRONE, STOP FRICKING MY WIFE AND GET IN HERE! OH MY FAUCI, I BET I GET THE POKEFLUTE JUST LIKE IN OLD GAME! LET'S. FEAKING. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
What's the point of Munchlax if they're just going to give Snorlax early anyways?
Why couldn't you just battle them?
The day this board admits that the DS games have terrible map design is the day that my spirit is finally freed
Why would I lie to you?
And this is why my soul roams this place
There is no best gen, they’re all the same thing, they’re all as good or bad as each other because they’re all the same
>And this is why my soul roams this place
It doesn't have to be that way, stop putting blame and responsibility on anonymous strangers.
I'll make sure you never leave
still waiting for them to admit that gen 2 was the best gen
Man gen 4 is so shit it's unreal
Why does everyone hate Kanto? Yeah the game wasnt the best but it was first.
If you ask most people what there favorite game or pokemon was they are probably going to say something Gen 1, or one of the remakes. Gen 1 stuff also gets the most merchandise. As a result deranged autists on Ganker feel need to be hyperbolic contrarians.