A bunch of band-aids and 30$ DLC and everyone forgets that this is still the same mediocre game and nowhere near what they marketed it as.

A bunch of band-aids and 30$ DLC and everyone forgets that this is still the same mediocre game and nowhere near what they marketed it as.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gunplay and augments feel good enough
    Story carries it well enough
    And the game looks very pretty
    That just about covers it for me
    DLC should've been free though

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ill buy it on sale along with the based game that technically makes it free right?

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They fixed everything /misc/chud

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did they fix the garbage story, lack of roleplay and meaningful choices or all of the missing features from the gameplay demo like climbing on walls with mantis blades, actual hacking in cyberspace, the metro system, prologue not just being a slideshow?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        they have lil metro cars whizzing around the lines now that you can get on top of and ride for a lil bit before being shoved off by an invisible wall

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          OMG KIINNOOO!

          They fixed everything!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not so fast gay

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i really like the characters, what can i say.
    first-person perspective adds so much to the game.
    it's the ultimate hang-out game. combat ain't half bad if you can about that too.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good enough to be fun.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    better than pronounsfield

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game is fun, looks great for an open-world RPG, and the story was always fine. They should've never tried to make it GTA on top of an RPG.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It washed away the bad taste that Cuckfield left behind and that's the important thing.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you washed the shit out of your mouth with piss, good job

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        sirs please subscribe to the gamepass

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DLC isn't uploaded to gog-games yet
    it's over

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, is it really fricking not?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it is.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Did you meet Paco and his girlfriend "Babs" yet, gringo?

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm actually Asian pretending to be white pretending to be mexican

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    currently torrenting it. even if i enjoy it, i am not monetarily supporting cdpr as a matter of principle now. didnt buy the game then, won't buy it now.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >30$
    >Not $30
    ESL opinion: disregarded

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there even white guys in the DLC? All I see is a nig and women.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      halfway through its all nigs and mystery meat women

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now you know how the rest of us feel. Sorry, not sorry. This is gaming now. Cope or find another hobby lol.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's a modkit will just wait for the patch to fix it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kill them all

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't buy the ESGslop DLC

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take the path-tracing pill
    cause Alan Wake 2 is about to be second fully path traced game to DP your GPU

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people screaming about Starfield
    >go to another poc-filled level scaled railroad story linear bullshit game because e-girl and patch

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried to give it a spin and it's just so fricking janky. No amount of expensive actors and soundtracks will fix that

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      going back, this is what I notice the most too. specifically, they never seemed to be able to get movement feeling fluid. you're always bumping into clutter and there's an unpleasant floatiness on top of that, it's not smooth

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone forgets
    no, nobody forgets. nobody ever forgot. I would wager most people playing this right now they're in for a 6/10 experience tops but probably already owned the game and were desperate to experience any improvement at all. this is the kind of DLC you buy with big reservations, if at all

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hows my V looking?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like you mutilate genitals IRL

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That good aye anon?

        Thanks!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a man, step it up, I've seen some really hot FemVs.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >marketing
    found your problem broski, you are a moron.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the gameplay itself is mediocrity extreme, who cares about some more boring dialogues and boring characters

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    they cucked female v

    all is forgiven

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sells you the missing part of their half assed and rushed story
    >No one questions it
    Am I the only one that has and issue?

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's fun

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the stutter before the human implosion
      soulful

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    But we haven't forgotten.
    Because we, Gankerners, don't forget.
    And we don't forgive.
    CDPR should remember that when they release another troony ESG goyslop.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      this post is so gay that I just bought Cyberpunk because of it

  25. 8 months ago
    Music video thread

    Yeah, the story was mediocre at best, but that iconic line from Keanu was pretty badass
    >Lock the shop up ninjaboy, we got an ass to frick..
    /Jimmy Fingerbang/

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sexo with Hanako

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      SEXO HANOKO

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it weird that a game that was plagued with feature creep has people still complaining about it lacking features? Having a blast with 2.0, AI is much better, game remained a challenge on very hard for 20 hours now, those were two of my biggest complaints, a lot of stuff has been immensely improved that I haven't mentioned.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AI is much better,
      have a nice day subhuman

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        u mad?

      • 8 months ago
        Music video thread

        At least its trying to do something... A couple more lines of code and it will be just as good as it was in gta 3

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I spoiled myself with the new ending.I'm so mad. They cant fricking make a good positive ending in this fricking stupid game. For frick sake. I hate them.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do pocket grenade generators work?

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