Why is breaking spaghetti in half considered such a bad thing? I prefer half-length ones over the long ones any day, so I break them in half almost every time.
>I prefer half-length ones over the long ones any day, so I break them in half almost every time.
Then choose a different kind of pasta like tagliatelle or fettucine. Spaghetti is supposed to go all around the fork.
how would you guts have genuinely improved invasions in DS3? I love arenas and huge 3 v 3 battles in Anor Londo/ Irithyll and casual invasions are pretty fun as well. Only thing that pisses me off is when the invader runs behind mobs and then I have to slash through the entire map just to chase them down, which is the whole point i guess.
>Host gets no estus.
Nice bait. Almost had me believing you were a legitimate manchild who thinks the world should revolve around you because you want to invade someone trying to get through an area.
Just make being killed by one either not lose souls or at least not make you lose your last bloodstain. Otherwise I'm not going to fight some guy hiding behind a pack of enemies in a pitched battle I'm guaranteed to lose.
Phantoms that are unable to heal via estus. Team damage is on during invasions for the hosts and friendly phantoms, but they only deal 1/3 of their damage output against their peers. This would be crucial for the invasions because ganking was a problem that has been ruining the invasions for a long time.
Not a problem unless it's a smelly nerd reading meta guides, playing through half the game at low SL only to go seal clubbing at highwall for hours on end.
Tried to get my friend into Dark Souls and he quit because of the griefers.
put sphaggetti in boiling water, wait until it gets noodly, but not raw on the inside
after its done, get it out of the water so it doesnt overcook and become a glue
i recommend doing the tomato sauce first because the pasta is quick to get done, the sauce takes a bit more time
cut onion pieces and put them in a pot, alongside some olive oil, if you want bacon add them before the onions alongside the olive oil
pour the tomato sauce in the pot, season it, and let it boil
its one of the easiest and quickest foods out there to make really
>boil noodles >drain almost all water by putting the lid on the pot and pouring it out >leave a little bit behind >throw in 1-2 bouillon cubes >mix thoroughly
>dark spirit has inv-
Don't let the Italians see this image
Why is breaking spaghetti in half considered such a bad thing? I prefer half-length ones over the long ones any day, so I break them in half almost every time.
theyre extremely shitty to grab with the fork because theyre too small to do that roll thing
>I prefer half-length ones over the long ones any day, so I break them in half almost every time.
Then choose a different kind of pasta like tagliatelle or fettucine. Spaghetti is supposed to go all around the fork.
>not slurping
ngmi
who gives a frick?
How about you put your mouth all around my wiener, homosexual.
too late
>Italians
based italians
lmao thats great
>Master of world defeated. Returning with newfound humanity.
how would you guts have genuinely improved invasions in DS3? I love arenas and huge 3 v 3 battles in Anor Londo/ Irithyll and casual invasions are pretty fun as well. Only thing that pisses me off is when the invader runs behind mobs and then I have to slash through the entire map just to chase them down, which is the whole point i guess.
Invader gets one estus.
Host gets no estus. Can only summon one phantom, once, after the invader has come in.
>Host gets no estus.
Nice bait. Almost had me believing you were a legitimate manchild who thinks the world should revolve around you because you want to invade someone trying to get through an area.
Play offline if you just want to play singleplayer. If you're online then you're literally begging for me to come in and smack your shit up.
Just make being killed by one either not lose souls or at least not make you lose your last bloodstain. Otherwise I'm not going to fight some guy hiding behind a pack of enemies in a pitched battle I'm guaranteed to lose.
You are not guaranteed to loose that if you're good enough, plus you have a seed of giants.
Phantoms that are unable to heal via estus. Team damage is on during invasions for the hosts and friendly phantoms, but they only deal 1/3 of their damage output against their peers. This would be crucial for the invasions because ganking was a problem that has been ruining the invasions for a long time.
stop shitting up the board fricking homosexual
oh thank god i thought something was wrong with my shit
what was it?
>A dark spirit has invaded
Not a problem unless it's a smelly nerd reading meta guides, playing through half the game at low SL only to go seal clubbing at highwall for hours on end.
Tried to get my friend into Dark Souls and he quit because of the griefers.
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is this some epic new meme?
i dont get it
Don't click on it, I opened it and command prompt ran 🙁
im phonegayging so i guess nothing happens?
nothing happened to me at least as far as i can tell
MAMA MIA
>a dark spirit has inva-
Teach me how to make some spaghetti sauce with common ingredients. I always frick it up and i have no idea what i am doing.
Aglio e olio is tasty as frick and only needs olive oil, parsley and garlic. Try this guy's videos, quite simple
blend some tomatoes parsley oregano basil and parm salt pepper
put sphaggetti in boiling water, wait until it gets noodly, but not raw on the inside
after its done, get it out of the water so it doesnt overcook and become a glue
i recommend doing the tomato sauce first because the pasta is quick to get done, the sauce takes a bit more time
cut onion pieces and put them in a pot, alongside some olive oil, if you want bacon add them before the onions alongside the olive oil
pour the tomato sauce in the pot, season it, and let it boil
its one of the easiest and quickest foods out there to make really
Add some spinach for some healthiness.
Something that Non-Italians often forget is to not drain all the starchy pasta water, it acts as a thickener for the sauce
While true, you should also rinse pasta before putting it into the water.
>boil noodles
>drain almost all water by putting the lid on the pot and pouring it out
>leave a little bit behind
>throw in 1-2 bouillon cubes
>mix thoroughly
Based Marco-Pierre White
>an italian dark spirit ha-
>A Dark Spirit has invaded
heh
amazing. now i gotta think of a pun to go with those games
NOO MAX DON'T DO IT