>a game for everyone is a game for no one

>a game for everyone is a game for no one
Do you agree with this quote from the Helldivers 2 devs?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jayden Smith tier quote

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy brainlet

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a concept so simple that you are actually the moronic one for not being able to understand it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think what he means is that it's trying too hard

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I think what he means is that it's trying too hard
          Ganker has been saying this exact quote verbatim since at least 2010 when games started becoming mass market slop. You do not critically think.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's a pretty innocuous phrase that's can be said about more than just games
          you are so steeped in irony that a completely normal sentence feels tryhard

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No it isn't. It's an incredibly simple yet completely accurate complaint about modern AAA gaming trying too hard to pander to lowest common denominator.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron detected

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking moron, you have no idea how games work.

      That quote is a million percent right, and that's why so many AAA games are so fricking boring or outright flops lately.

      yes, with very few exceptions
      Undertale, minecraft and tetris are probably the most clear exceptions. I can't think of anyone who has played those games and didn't have at least some fun with them

      kek

      >Undertale, minecraft and tetris are probably the most clear exceptions. I can't think of anyone who has played those games and didn't have at least some fun with them

      Those were wholly individual projects that are rare as frick instances were they were so beloved and gained mass appeal. And they sold out eventually anyway, ripping the soul right out of them, if their shitty communities didn't do that already.

      Except tetris, that's perennial.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game is not for you.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They’re paraphrasing Aristotle.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guess isn't for me then, I can't fricking login

      it this why you can't log in?
      >make game for everyone
      >everyone logs in
      >now no one can play the game cause homosexuals are afk.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >log into game
        Helldivers Active
        0
        Enemies Killed
        0
        Helldivers KIA
        0
        Bullets Fired
        0

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it this why you can't log in?
        No that's for a different reason. They spent like $50 on infrastructure and have no plans to do anything about it. You dumb fricks gave them your money so why do anything? You'll naturally stop playing and the issue resolves itself.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You'll naturally stop playing and the issue resolves itself.
          I wish building a class action lawsuit was easier.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mario Kart has entered the chat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mario Kart is getting progressively worse though

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not even close to true. I have played every single mario kart in existence, all but one on original hardware, and 8 deluxe is the best in the series.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate mario kart

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wrong
      i hate racing games
      won't touch that shit with your dick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate Mario Kart and always have.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A racing game definitely isn't for "everyone." Not to say Mario Kart isn't fun, but you can clearly just not like the genre.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mario Kart sucks
      It's way too easy against casuals
      Rng bullshit against people on your skill level
      And not complex enough to be fun without the rgnbullshit itens.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mario Kart sucks now because of blue shells, so that's a good example.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate mario kart, mario party and smash bros, fricking moronic games that try to appeal to all demographics

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mario Kart is boring as frick. Nintendo games in general are way too generic, safe and derivative of one another. The fast food disney movies of vidya.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Disney makes fast food?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guess isn't for me then, I can't fricking login

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >and THAT is why we made a generic mass appeal GaaS game about shooting aliens

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a game for everyone is a game for no one, but a game for a large number people is still a game for a large number of people

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What about Helldivers 2 could be considered even vaguely risky and not designed by committee?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it has guns and cool fascist overtones
          that won't play with lefty homosexuals

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah my biggest gripe with the game is that the satire, just like with starship troopers, is lost on brainlets like you.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Nooooo you're not supposed to think it's cool because... You're just NOT!
              Stupid ass honky fricking homosexual.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >cool fascist overtones
            you need to be 18 to post here

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          DDR inputs for your orbital/air support instead of them just being hotslotted to specific buttons is so not-by-committee that it's getting mass praise despite being so simple and obvious because it creates tension when being swarmed.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Extraction shooter types are considered a niche for autists, surprisingly if you give one
          >good combat
          >interesting setting
          >cool objectives
          People actually like them

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think this qualifies as an extraction shooter just because you drop in, do some objectives, and then extract. Certainly it doesn't carry the same implications as Tarkov or whatever.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, with very few exceptions
      Undertale, minecraft and tetris are probably the most clear exceptions. I can't think of anyone who has played those games and didn't have at least some fun with them

      kek

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I can't think of anyone who has played those games and didn't have at least some fun with them
        so, here I am, played Minecraft for 1 hour, got bored, never looked back
        No idea who this game appeal to or why it is so popular among zoomers.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >for 1 hour
          zoom zoom, gotta go fast

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >zoomers
          You do realise that the game is 15 years old, right?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Generic mass appeal"
      >It's literally just EDF but with more of a focus on being Starship Troopers
      You homosexuals do not play games.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you believe Starship Troopers is niche? Or does it have mass appeal? Which of your favorite e-celebs streamed the game, influencing your decision to shill it?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, do you honest to frick believe aesthetic alone makes a game constantly increase in playercount every single day since release for a week? Do you seriously believe this? An an industry saturated with games that peak on release and then dwindle with every day? Helldivers 2 is the complete opposite of the industry norm.

          And I don't watch streamers because I'm not 12.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Do you believe Starship Troopers is niche?
          Every sequel bombed, every video game directly related to it has bombed, so yes.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          why do ecelebs live rent free in your head kek, do you wake up at night screaming from an eceleb nightmare?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you believe starship troopers: the game is for everyone?
          You think women and homosexuals are crawling over barbed wire to buy more starship troopers?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm a homosexual and I bought both the recent Starship Troopers game (janky but fun, killed by slow development) and Helldivers 1 & 2.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Everyone's a homosexual here, anon. Did you mean you're gay?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've got a boyfriend but we aren't homosexual about it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not EDF because it actually has mechanics and meaningful gameplay decisions.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How could you? Take that back

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        EDF is literal garbage slop tier shit with zero appeal except to homosexual weebs who have no taste in video games.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Exploding millions of bugs with mechs has no appeal! None at all!
          Man you people say some dumb shit

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Where's the love? Where's the motherfricking love?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >who have no taste in video games.
          if you don't like edf you don't like video games, simple as, it's pure game

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here he is, the gayest man in our galaxy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        EDF is actually fun though unlike this generic ass Xbox Live Arcade-tier overpriced trash.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Overpriced
          >$40
          >Can easily get 30+ hours of playtime with the different weapons/difficulty changes

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >overpriced
          >has more content that EDF
          >is cheaper than EDF
          >No cancerous amount of DLC

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >has more content that EDF
            It doesn't but okay.
            >is cheaper than EDF
            You mean those games that regularly go on sale for less than 20 bucks?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>No cancerous amount of DLC
            (You)

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Compare the DLC for Helldivers to EDF. Go on you little c**t. I'm waiting. EDF is all but fricking Keo Tecmo kusoge in terms of how much DLC it gets

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                EDF air raider has more interesting call ins and movement in general is faster.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not what I was talking about, ESL

                Not even slightly true you dumb piece of shit. All the DLC weapons are completely worthless level 2 gimmicks worth absolutely nothing. The only actual DLC is a couple of postgame-tier mission packs. Disingenuous dumbfrick.

                >gets proven wrong
                >moves goalpost
                lmao, Sandlotshill

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, YOU are an ESL

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not even whoever you're arguing with, how the frick was that moving the goalposts? If you're going to accuse others of being ESL you should at least know what your own words mean, dumbfrick.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Game has a cancerous amount of DLC
                >"Y-yeah but only some of those matter"
                I said the game has a cancerous amount of DLC. It has a cancerous amount of DLC.If it's listed as DLC, it's DLC, moron.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                YOU'RE moving the fricking goalposts, moron.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No I am not. Most DLC for most games are useless. Shit like cosmetics and horse armor and what not. That doesn't make them any less cancerous.

                are wasting your time
                [...] are wasting your time
                And I am wasting my time reading this slop, what a waste of time.

                Feel free to leave.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                stop wasting my time.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                are wasting your time

                YOU'RE moving the fricking goalposts, moron.

                are wasting your time
                And I am wasting my time reading this slop, what a waste of time.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not even slightly true you dumb piece of shit. All the DLC weapons are completely worthless level 2 gimmicks worth absolutely nothing. The only actual DLC is a couple of postgame-tier mission packs. Disingenuous dumbfrick.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm set for life bro
                Sad you can't look past the label and think somehow those sub-level 10 DLCs worth any dogshit where weapons can go up to lvl 99 in the vanilla game
                Helldivers is also guilty in this so I don't understand how you people keep comparing the two in this regard as if one is better than the other.
                BTW the vanilla EDF5 can be cleared using only vanilla weapons, good luck clearing difficulty 15 with non-DLC gears in HD. Go on champ, prove me wrong. Bring non-DLC to clear a difficulty 15 Snow planet solo in HD1 and post a video here. I'm waiting.
                Good luck referencing all the veteran videos out there. I recommend YOPG, not sure if Lein has a video on this.
                :^)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          they don't play anything alike. It's like comparing rainbow six to cod

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Co-op-focused games have always been niche. Barring one or two outliers you'd be lucky to hit 30 000 concurrent players. That is very niche in gaming market where most popular games hit millions. You being spiteful and spewing moronic comments doesnt change the facts, it just makes you seem stupid.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        people are dying for good coop games
        it's a barely tapped market

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So it's just not for you
      Their statement stands

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Game is panned on launched
      basedbasedbasedbasedbased
      >Game's server issues are fixed
      goyslopgoyslopgoyslopgoyslop

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      snoytrannies btfo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot that they used the gayest anticheat to protect their cashshop in their $40 game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This lmao.

      Co-op-focused games have always been niche. Barring one or two outliers you'd be lucky to hit 30 000 concurrent players. That is very niche in gaming market where most popular games hit millions. You being spiteful and spewing moronic comments doesnt change the facts, it just makes you seem stupid.

      >co-op horde shooter games
      >niche
      >when Left 4 Dead sold 12 million
      >DRG sold 8 million
      >when there's people who bought CoD solely for the Zombies mode
      >people who bought Fortnite solely for STW
      >niche
      Holy FRICK Sony's astroturfers are moronic as frick

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tetris
    What now homosexual?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of people dislike it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of people dislike it.

      I don't like Tetris

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's right about Wii Sports

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's only natural that making something that more and more people will agree with will move away from the individual. This applies to all things that the flock can affect.
    I have a feeling that more people will seek out smaller websites again. Not to the point like before, but the tightening of standards on the big ones will eventually convince people to broaden themselves.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong, rather than broadening horizons, it shrinks them so that every community becomes an exclusionary echo chamber where other people don't even have to be driven away, they will leave on their own upon witnessing how batshit and intolerable the most active residents are, if they even consider joining in the first place.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    more or less. lotta people taking it too literally

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Many games have become trash cause of the devs trying to appeal to everyone at once.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bugs aren't that bad once you get used to them

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    But helldriver 2 is a normie game and for everyone

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A game popular this month will be dead next month - ace ventura

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once a homosexual, always a homosexual- sex slave gale

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Confucius say

    Today: live service. Tomorrow: dead service.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're completely right.
    Devs will carve out their own niche and sell millions only get lobotomised by venture capital israelites,
    pivot to "muh wider audiencerino" and shit out something totally redundant, alienating everyone.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tattoo worthy

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Finally get in after waiting all day
    >Matchmaking still doesn't work
    Holy fricking shit
    This game should not be selling. They should be issuing mass refunds.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      get friends, matchmaking with randos doesn't work but matchmaking with friends does.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that why they changed it from top down to tps?

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont get it
    explain it like im the biggest moron you know

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      empty platitude that does not represent their design philosophies at all, in fact the game is a great example of their hypocrisy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is prime Ganker dullardism at its finest.

        >A game made for everyone is a game made for no one.
        >Then why game succeed? Heh, checkmate

        A game that appeals to everyone inherently excludes everybody. Do you like football games? No? Because they don't and never will appeal to you. It's utterly pointless for them to change the formula in order to try and get your money, because you'll never play them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you kill your enemies, they win.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Food analogy time
      Good and bad experiences are subjective. You may love a nice steak, but if the chef makes steaks, even if they are literally perfect, they are excluding the vegans, or the people that like it well done. If they make world's best curry they are excluding people who don't like curry. A tastiest meal doesn't exist, only a tastiest meal to a person and it can be a polar opposite of someone else's tastiest meal.
      A bland meal that tastes like nothing is equally bland to everyone. If you can't taste anything there is nothing to dislike. You may dislike the blandness itself, but you won't have an alternative. All the chefs are making bland slop because they've been all chasing bigger and bigger audiences, removing more and more flavour

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the same idea as the Ayn Rand interview where she talked about how if you try to love everyone then you don't really love anyone. In order for something to be special then by definition it can't be the same as everything else, and if you try to make something appeal to everyone then it won't strongly appeal to anyone. Also sort of related would be how statistics give you valuable information on large groups but don't tell you anything about real singular individuals.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know how markets sell you those heat up and eat microwave dinners? You know how they taste bland as shit? That's because they have to appeal to everyone so they can't spice it up properly.
      That's what they mean. Also
      >food analogy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Something made to appeal to everyone ends up bland because they can't risk doing anything interesting since that might put someone off

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alright, let's give it a go shall we?
      You want to buy a quality bicycle that does everything a normal bicycle needs to do (breaks, lights, gearshifts, etc.) and it won't break down in a single year AND you need one that is comfortable for your (let's say) little hands. So where do you go?
      >You enter a video game store.
      They obviously don't sell bicycles at all, they specialize selling products for people who wants video games. You apologize (or throw a fit if you are moronic) and leave.
      >You enter a general store.
      They sell bicycles but because the store also sells many different things at once, the quality will be shit because they can't afford getting good parts for bikes when they also have to get parts for lawnmowers, microwaves, garden hoses, clothes, baseball bats and even computers. You could buy a bike here but it will break down in a few months, you don't like the colors, it doesn't have a gear shift and on top of all, the handle is too large for your small hands so it's also uncomfortable.
      >You go to a sports equipment store.
      They sell high quality bicycles, they are great because their attention is now narrowed down to sports stuff. It has everything, there's one with your favorite color but your hands are still small, it's uncomfortable.
      >Finally, you enter a bicycle enthusiast store for small handed people
      The bike they sell may not be good for most but it's perfect for (You).
      The best product you can get is from this specific store.

      The focus of a store is limited. No store can give you EVERYTHING, so they have to focus on a very specific thing because their budget is limited.
      A store that tries to cater to every customer will have their budget divided by all the products, meaning that while you'll be able to buy both bicycles and lawnmovers at this store, both of them will be worse quality than if you went to a sports emporium and a home depo respectively.
      Hope this helps.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was a crazy amount of homosexuals asking them for a pvp mode in their pve shooter, they told them to frick off and go play Tarkov

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you try to please everyone you have to compromise a lot so nobody is happy.
      fighting games are not for everyone.
      you can dumb them down so casuals can play them. this will make it too simple for the original fans.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're trying to please everyone, and in the end you're pleasing no one.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's like how not everyone is going to like you, no matter what. What makes you good friends with one guy will be the reason you don't get along with someone else. If you try to please everyone, you end up being kinda dull, just some guy without any real personality or opinions on anything, and end up not really pleasing anyone.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Schoenberg said it better in the 50s.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's true, but it sounds really pretencious when you say it outloud. 2/10

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Makes sense since nobody can fricking play right now

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a game without servers is a game for no one

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So does the matchmaking just...not work? My friend got off and I wanna keep playing but I can't do this shit solo.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, its broken.
      You can post a link to your game in these threads.
      >get in your ship
      >alt tab
      >go to steam profile
      >right click where it says "join game"
      >copy link address
      >paste in thread while telling anons what enemy and difficulty you are on
      >they can join by just putting the link into their web browser to have it launch through steam
      They can do it while they are in game, or out of game. If they are out of game it will skip the "servers are full" screen. They just need to wait in the black screen for a few minutes.

      Just ended an operation with 3 anons from last thread, had a great time especially when our second mission got desperate

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon!!!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was a good time brother I'm just glad we finally got an in sync salute this time instead of one of us tisming out and finger gunning.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Americans have gone to bed so the servers are a little under control, I'm getting back into game pretty much immediately.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >level 13 pleb thats a paypiggy
        kek

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was a paypig from level 1

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The game doesn't really have pay piggies because there's no subscription and the meta currency doesn't give you anything you don't get from playing the game anyway. The super citizen pack is 60 dollars as opposed to the 40 of the base game, which is as much as every other new game except for the AAA now charging 70. Not really a big deal imo

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >paying 20bucks for an armor, yellow name, and shit weapons
            yep, paypiggy

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe I don't know what that word means. Anyway, it's definitely not worth the 20 bucks but most of my friends got it. I didn't because I thought the armor looked pretty gay and I didn't know about the extra unlocks that are also apparently pretty gay

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, I'm a paypig and I dont give a hoot.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                (gay)
                I too can edit a html in my browser developer console
                now attention prostitute somewhere else, tosser boi

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        SOMEONE HOST A LOBBY

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anything similar to Helldivers 2 I can play solo without the always online aspect? Preferably 3rd person.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's ironic that it comes from them given that it's a very mainstream sort of game, but it's completely right

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    True because look at all the games that gatekeep they always end up dead as hell lol

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bugs, Diff 7, last mission of the operation
    steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244461420976/76561197979937121

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244457539202/76561198127533481
    Difficulty 6, Bugs, two missions left in the operation.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for those that played with me.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does that meant that a game for noone is a game for eveyone?

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    just crashed out of a game with my fellow Gankerros while around 30 mins in... no wonder the automatons are winning if they have tech like this...

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The capes look stupid.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So did you when your mom tossed you into the dumpster on prom night, but you survived, and here you are posting on Ganker.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Glad to see people catching on to the lobby workaround. I've been having loads of fun playing this game every since I learned about it, but the threads were just b***hing about not being able to connect all day.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That quote could be true if game consumers we're sentient and could think for themselves.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shooting down dropships and watching them crash is cool and fun

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Basically paraphrased a Ben Franklin quote without giving credit

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skyrim is a game even morons can play and it's one of the most critically acclaimed games of all time. Devs should just play the damn game and ask themselves if they're having fun.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Counterpoint: starfield was a game SO generic it managed to take one of the most interesting settings with the most intrinsic creative value and make it a snooze fest that gave everyone a little bit no one a lot.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Playing bugs on 4 because I don't have 5 yet
    steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244438118248/76561198032284518

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it just me or does the game lag more when you fight bots

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Burn all dirty israelites to death

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      thread should have just ended here

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244425492446/76561198095448702
    Level 7 bot mission, game fricking crashed mid-op with cool anons rip.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >unable to join

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Welp, something must have broken with the network.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you agree with this quote from the Helldivers 2 devs?
    If that was the motto of the games industry, they wouldn't be laying off workers right now by the thousands.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, they're right.
    You don't mix porn in Mario games because the games aren't intended for everybody, least of all porn addicted junkies

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244438118248/76561198032284518
    Level 4 bugs because I don't have 5 unlocked, prease understand

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      One more slot

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, not everyone is moronic enough to install a rootkit

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you do in this game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You spread democracy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kill socialists

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you do nothing go away

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK OFF WE'RE FULL

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kill bugs and communists, in this universe they're different

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a peace keeper.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Experience true interactive kino.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this looks so utterly pointless and emptily flashy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're a moron. The fact that he survived all of that was a complete fluke. But at this point it's obvious you're just jebaiting for responses and you're not actually interested in the game.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you wouldn't get it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            its a "girls will never understand" type kino

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              the red algae biome is so cool for fighting automatons, ubanea was my favourite planet to fight on when it was available
              hopefully they can eventually make 8/16 player matches so we can charge across the red plain together

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is what i wanted video games to feel like 15 years ago when i was playing battlefield and its finally happening, kino

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Someone for once made gunfights interesting instead of turning it into twitch clicking for tryhards.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love that armor set
        so cool with the swept back bit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >literally walking (running) simulator with cinematic michael bay explosions and tracer bullets everywhere
        Yep, that's Sony game alright. Did you posted the wrong webm?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You watch the goystreamer with his monkey goyscreams play this goyslop for goypig goycattle until the next goyslop is made

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kill gays

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    any games running?

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.
    I've been away for 2 days what I miss? 0% planets on login again really selling me on this dynamic war marketing bullshit. It's so blatant.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ulamut sector at 42% liberated
      >2/4 planets liberated

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want to defend against bots
    >escort mission
    >have to kill more bots than an eradicate mission
    >escorts have the lifespan of a fruitfly
    >smoke doesn't work half the time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      doesn't work half the time
      The smoke does work, there are just so many bots that their blind fire kills everything just by volume rather than accuracy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh suicide mission difficulty it felt like the smoke worked better on us than them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure they're just taking a dig at how pozzed and inclusive most major titles attempt to be today. No need to add flags or pronouns in this game. It's NICE.

      I started playing just today and tried an escort for the first time. Jesus christ I guess the idea is to keep circling around and hope your escorts make it out alive. We saved maybe 6 people. The pity reward isn't even worth holding out for extraction.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They used to be much, much worse. Quite literally impossible. The bots dropped in greater numbers but also inside of the objective area, so it didn't matter what you did, the escorts would sprint for the door and get killed by the bots dropping in every 15 seconds. Now it's much better because the bots only drop outside of the objective area. It's still difficult, but if you bring lots of smoke and focus on pressing buttons literally the moment you drop, it's very doable

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        earlier tonight i was in a group doing helldiver defense missions and after the first match we gave up trying to actually complete the mission and we started roaming around the map looking for the super rare research materials and extracting after time ran out

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >we started roaming around the map looking for the super rare research materials and extracting after time ran out
          Does that work? I didn't notice my research at the mission failure screen but I also died on the way out and had to get called back in.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            if you die with research materials you have to pick them back up before you extract

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              aw well nuts.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No need to add flags or pronouns in this game. It's NICE.
        Aren't they going with body types and voice's that you can use with any body? Or it was a misinfo?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone is a faceless grunt with no option to take your helmet off so who gives a shit? I'd be more upset about the useless diversity hires staffing my destroyer.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's kind of like that to facilitate setting every customization option to random so you can play as random helldivers being consecutively ground into meat paste

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree with that but I don't agree with requiring a rootkit to play a game.

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously
    'le modern audience' has become a self-repeating meme for a reason
    And its a reflection on the corpos that they continue to say it out loud without irony

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A tank or bile titan appears
    >Throw a 500kg bomb or railcannon on it
    >It dies

    Why do these enemy types even exist if all they do is act as a check that you have certain stratagems equipped?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why do challenges exist in my video game?
      Well, do you always have it equipped?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Throw a stratagem at big enemy
        >Big enemy dies

        Not much of a challenge, is it? I would more than welcome enemy types that are highly resistant to or even immune to damage from orbitals that need to be defeated through actual teamwork in a prolonged firefight. The automaton tanks actually do allow for this, but since the easy ways out exist, no one is up for tank hunting the proper way.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What actually happens
          >Throw a stratagem at big enemy
          >it misses
          If you want challenge, stop using support weapons and backpacks

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Railcannon cannot really miss and 500kg bomb flies in fast enough that if you time the throw right, the target will be hit before it starts moving again.

            The whole point I am trying to make is that if there is a way to instantly deal with a problem, then it isn't really a problem, just a check to see if you have the specific problem solver. At least with support weapons you actually still have to put some effort in to kill your target (with the exception of the Spear).

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Aiming and timing 500kg bomb is harder than using any support weapon. Lol, effort.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Wait for bile titan to vomit or even bait it to vomit yourself
                >Toss ball underneath its considerable mass
                >Tanks spend most of their time stationary

                Truly a stratagem for god gamers

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah and you can't do it and make stupid excuses to avoid stuff you're bad at

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fricking everyone can use those stratagems and they do use them. That's the fricking problem, you mental midget.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                keep seething autocannon/rail shitter

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, here the dullard demonstrates his ability to only understand issues in a binary way.

                >Well, you dislike this crutch so you must like these other crutches!

                I also think the railgun is stupid due to its one-stop-shop nature and the fact that it renders some of the other support weapons completely useless. Autocannon is effective, yet has its drawbacks, like the fact that it requires assisted reloading unless you want to painstakingly self-reload it and that hitting at an angle can cause rounds to glance off of armor. The only drawback you can think of for the 500kg bomb is that it's "difficult to land" when that simply is not true.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                In cases where strategem call down time is increased from a modifier, I'll often dance around the bile titan's feet to make sure it stays put long enough for the bomb to hit. Same for big groups of chargers if I can get them clustered up.

                Not exactly complicated either, of course. But you'd be surprised how many people just cannot aim with the orbital precision strike or 500kg bomb.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Alright so you brought a strategem in the off chance you encounter one of these (or maybe you know you will) and now have 1 fewer of your already limited options to bring other useful stuff. The teamwork is in making sure your team brings the stuff you need to complete the objectives, because (at least at higher difficulties) no one person can cover every need. Crew served weapons add to this a bit, though I rarely see people employing them this way

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You have four stratagem slots. Three if certain modifiers are in effect. You can take both 500kg and railcannon and still have room for a support weapon or backpack (or both if there are no modifiers). There simply is no sacrifice being made there, you just get everything.

            Then you factor in that everyone else on the team can do the same thing and super heavies become a complete non-issue. In fact, think on your encounters with bile titans. How many times have you actually died to one? How many times has one even lived long enough to threaten anyone's wellbeing? It is highly likely that the answers to the above question are "never" and "rarely", and that simply shouldn't be the case when it comes to the (as of now) most powerful unit of a faction.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The "bosses" aren't really the killers, it's the elites and horde compositions that necessitate having more options that cool downs of nuke abilities do most of the time.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why cannot, or should I say shouldn't, it be both? Why should the super heavies be a stratagem check instead of an additional layer of challenge that appears to frick your day up for you amidst the horde?

                Would it not be kino to have to scramble your squad, dedicating two members to clearing the horde while the other two work together to bring down the super heavy? As it is now, it's just a lame interaction where someone spots a super heavy and the squad member with the right stratagems off cooldown chucks one at it and that's it, problem solved.

                The usual counterargument to this is that on higher difficulties super heavies spawn all the time which necessitates a quick solution for them, but I say that is a symptom of their design being fricked up and that them being more involving would make games harder without there being a need to spawn several of them at once.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The teamwork is in making sure your team brings the stuff you need to complete the objectives
            Then why even bother having a game?
            If all the depth and skill and teamwork is on the loadout screen, why not just check if you brought the right loadout at the start and then skip to the You Win screen instead of going through a pointless, already-solved song and dance?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because it's not? If you show up to the f1 gran prix with the fastest car, do they all go home and declare you the winner? There's also not necessarily only one right answer either

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I would more than welcome enemy types that are highly resistant to or even immune to damage from orbitals that need to be defeated through actual teamwork in a prolonged firefight.
          You'd think that's what Bile Titans would be about, what with their armored tops, squishy underbelly and ample room underneath. Would be perfect to have you running under to plug their gut full of hot lead and explosives while dodging the legs and spew, then getting out while the big frick tumbles down.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >six appear at once every 60 seconds
      What now dipshit? Welcome to helldive difficulty.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      HD2 will have player vehicles in the future.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And note that not only do you see the wreckage of exosuits, but you also see wreckage of APCs (or maybe they are HAVs, can't tell since they are blown up). Those will really help with these maps.

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    here automaton lv6, I want to unlock lv7
    steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244466435267/76561198003124174
    3/4

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they fix this yet? Not that it matters since it just made the game more boring so I stopped using it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They did.
      While it broke the game in that mission specifically, it says more about the mission than the capability to bring dupe stuff. I wish they'd just added that to the game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        should have made it so defense missions were proper sieges, and you can bring multiples of turrets, like the ambush scene in starship troopers with bugs or bots tearing down walls

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If they don't add deployable fortifications as support items in the next patch I'm going to turn sweden into sweDONE

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mechs will be the first content we receive

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              mechs are technically mobile fortifications

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They still haven't fixed the T pose bug. What's next? NPCs standing on tables?

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playing mission
    >suddenly screen fades to black
    >in like 5 seconds flat fades back into my ship seamlessly with my character standing in front of the mission table
    What the ACTUAL FRICK JUST HAPPENED??????

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      command didnt want you to die

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      commies aren't welcome on the battle field

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      command didnt want you to die

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, sounds about right I guess.

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw trying to solo extract anything higher than difficulty 4 with my shitty level 9 loadout

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.
    Video games is art, and when it comes to art, you have to do it for yourself, and no one else.
    If you do it for everyone, then you're not doing it for the one that counts, which means you are doing it for no one.

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    absolutely.
    historically speaking making a game for a specific audience has always been the most successful. because regardless of what a game aims to be if its good in a targeted manner it will not only appeal to your core demographic but attract new people.

    look at fricking politics for reference. in trying to appeal to everyone you appeal to know one and just make everyone mad. this is true for any product and service.

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, this is obviously correct. Still, a lot of devs these days find ways to catch multiple demographics, although obviously not everyone.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's based on "the friend of everyone is a friend of noone". The quote applied to games sound deep but when you think about it for a bit it's mostly bullshit.

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Stratagem randomizer condition
    >somebody drops an airstrike/orbital directly on top of us as soon as we land
    EVERY TIME

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any lobbies up?

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    heavy machine gun with assisted reload when

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do not agree with the quote but it isn't completely without merit. A game can be designed for mass appeal and still be good, but it's also a good thing to have games designed for targeted/nice audiences too.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >niche* audiences

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244474127566/76561198087938180
    1/4 - diff 6 to test the waters, bugs or bots i don't mind. if you dont wanna talk, no problem.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      2/4
      get in here boyos

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have to go to work frens, I cant keep going.

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Robot defense mission meta
    Game literally plays itself at this point. That didn't take long.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      explain
      I'm slogging my way to lvl20 solo.

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What factions would you like after the Illuminati?

    >Traitors: Rebel outbreaks, only occur in S.E owned territories, & spread out like a virus.
    >Random chance of occurring on the map & only 1 at any given time.
    >Poor equipment & training when fielding conscripts
    >Solid divisions of PDF elements (Think Imperial Guard)
    >Rare but devastating strike forces of enemy Hell Divers (You would only see 1 - 3 teams max depending on difficulty)
    >Imply that they’re all being psychically influenced by the ghost of ***NOT*** Space [Hitler] attempting to bring Super [Fascism]
    >Treated like Saturday morning cartoon villains

    >Gimmick: Potential for 1x friendly “loyalist” outpost to be the map. No designation of which one though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roguedivers. Just like my pub.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shouldn't a rebel human faction's gimmick be being able to toss stratagems since they would plausibly have some hijacked super destroyers or even some shipyards of their own producing them?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dwarves.

      >No need to add flags or pronouns in this game. It's NICE.
      Aren't they going with body types and voice's that you can use with any body? Or it was a misinfo?

      no yeah it's true. it doesn't seem political or anything though. real shit I've seen dykes who look like men. Those exist.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Evocs. Imagine the waves of these little fricks.
      Gimmick: their arrows pass through energy shields and apply status effects.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      DEMONS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      just make this the PvP
      the other team can play as communists/socialists and wear pride flags

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And they're all white to contrast how the good guys are all black.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >And they're all white
          this is all you needed to do to make communism/socialism work.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        devs promised PvP never ever go play tarkov

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who the frick wants pvp In this game

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          if someone wants to pvp they should just bring 380mm and 120mm to a drop and see what happens when they use it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the bots were originally socialists though, they're as close to 'traitor humans' as you can get without it being repetitive

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        sell me on it, because from the outset it just seems like bots but green

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ?si=YC8lVaxepUsAzbLw
          Orks are like a mix of the bugs and the bots, they overwhelm with numbers and speed but also have crude technology and traps to ambush players with firepower
          It would also be cool to have enemies like the locus faction in the gears of war series called since they're similar to why I want orks

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            shooting squigs would be cool, i guess. maybe their elite heavy could be a big ass squiggoth or something

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're getting fricking drafted to level 5 Robot Vietnam
    steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244438118248/76561198032284518

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i've been proselytizing this general sentiment about everything ever since "diversity and inclusiveness" reared its ugly, hook-nosed head.

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just started and struggling with diff 5, I can't do shit to the armored dudes, do I need to grind up to that medium penetration gun in the warbond?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Support weapons and orbitals, anon. Primaries are mostly for the chaff.

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    REJOICE brothers
    he hates it

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Friend is gone for the week
    >Matchmaking is broken
    >Current Objectives are bot defense missions that are impossible alone on difficulty 5 or above
    I just want to play the game I payed for.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's how to fix matchmaking (broken a shit, I know):
      1. Start the map you want.
      2. Drop a SOS beacon.
      3. Exit the game. (No, quitting to ship / abandoning doesnt work, you need to quit game)
      4. When back, start the same map again. Your party fills up in seconds.

      This pretty much rules out mission combos though since 90% of players leave the group as soon as they spawn back despite it being such a miracle to get picked into "quick play" queues. Your average normie is terminally moronic idiot.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >payed
      I swear you idiots say "payed" more than "paid" these days

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. A game for everyone is a game for the lowest common denominator, big difference. It's why massive budget projects will always cater to everyone as much as they can.

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit the laser rifle sucks bad.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The laser primary DOES suck to be fair

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kind of but it's not usually used literally.

    You can easily pander to people who like every aspect of what you have in a series and even people who don't already play, you just need to fully understand what your actual core gameplay is and not stray from it like Game Freak, for example, has done knowing full well they were fricking up the core of the series.

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    True

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    seems to be about right

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like I kill my teammates more than I kill bugs

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at FFXVI and try telling me this statement is false.

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Palword won.

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wind-up a throw for a walking barrage into a giant group
    >got knocked on my ass by a blast and it falls on top of me and my squad

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's like "If everyone is rich, then no one is rich."

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244425492446/76561198095448702
    Level 7 Robo-Nam.

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244474127566/76561198087938180
    2/4
    lv 6 bots
    we chillin

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When will they fix this god forsaken matchmaking?
    I want to play with other people for fricks sake!

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What?

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    GAAS trash

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Outline what specific GAAS problems you have with Helldivers 2.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        can't play offline
        can't host my own server
        premium currency

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Premium currency literally doesn't matter since they throw shitloads at you just by playing the game normally.

          As for the rest, sucks to be you. Go play another game if it bothers you.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            nta, so why even have it be so well protected that it requires a sus korean mmo anticheat and an auth server that can't handle the playerbase
            what does gaas add here

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Regular content updates and community management. The game runs on a galactic war system that the devs can manipulate for events and stuff. Games like this will run out of steam without routine updates to add new missions, enemies, effects etc

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The only GAAS components are the micro-transactions. Presumably there's also authentication for progression to prevent people just cheating unlock everything at level 1, but that's not GAAS stuff.

              The component that requires always-online that isn't GAAS, though, is the galactic war system, which is one of the components people loved about the original Helldivers.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Regular content updates and community management. The game runs on a galactic war system that the devs can manipulate for events and stuff. Games like this will run out of steam without routine updates to add new missions, enemies, effects etc

              The only GAAS components are the micro-transactions. Presumably there's also authentication for progression to prevent people just cheating unlock everything at level 1, but that's not GAAS stuff.

              The component that requires always-online that isn't GAAS, though, is the galactic war system, which is one of the components people loved about the original Helldivers.

              don't forget the crossplay
              don't want evil HACKERMANZ nuking PS lobbies

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            one day the devs will stop supporting this game, and servers will be shutdown, good luck playing your game when that happens.
            Meanwhile I can still play UT2k4 multiplayer, all that I have to is change the master server.
            As for the premium currency, they are looking for whales, soon or later they will introduce expensive items that only whales or player with thousands of hours will obtain, new players will be kicked to curb, its the nature of GAAS.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Sit on 1100 creds
              >Have a free $20 PSN gift card for beta testing one of their "Playstation Stars" program
              >Gonna use it to buy an additional 2100 creds
              >Still havn't even touched the current Premium Warbond, so between that and whatever super credit rewards will potentially exist in future Warbonds will all cover any future updates they could throw at me without spending the initial $60 at release.
              Feels good.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I can play ut2k4
              Then go and do it. It's a great game, enjoy

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. GATEKEEP HARDER.

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244474127566/76561198087938180
    2/4 robo vietnam, dif 6

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would buy it right now if I could be confident I could actually play it as a dumb Black person with no friends, but apparently I can't.

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn right

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo is proof of the contrary

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only option for coop is playing with Ganker
    War is hell.

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244484679104/76561198095448702
    One last op in Robo-Nam to finish the set, diff 7.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244484679104/76561198095448702
      I timed out.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I'm also stopping for a bit, maybe for the morning so we'll see each other sometimes

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. The quote is about the devs developing the game they'd want to play over making some mass market appeal slop. And that games that are made with that passion always seem to do more numbers and have stronger player retention than stuff like Suicide Squad, CoD, or other similar games trying to target the widest audience possible.

    Examples of other games that came from this approach:
    >Halo 3
    >Lethal Company
    >Baldur's Gate 3
    >Dwarf Fortress

    Hell, most of the games you all hold up as the pinnacle and SOUL of gaming come from this design method.

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If we include people who don't actually like playing games and prefer watching interactive movies in "everyone", then yes.

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda based
    How are the servers doing now?
    Couldn't play yesterday

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still fricked. Join anon's lobby or make one and post code.

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244474127566/76561198087938180
    dif 6 bug hunt
    get in here

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there's an upscaler option
    >turn it on
    >it looks horrendous even on the highest quality preset
    >turns out it's not even some proprietary upscaler of the devs, it's an early iteration of FSR1
    lmao what the frick?

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    any fresh lobbies?

  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244497302168/76561198042928841

    level 9 terminid extermination ! we need reinforcements

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      3/4 need 1 more!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kept trying 5+ times and got an error

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I play this game if I do not have friends to play with?

  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do you agree that Successful Thing can have either broad appeal or can be very niche?
    idk man

  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any lobbies? Looking to grind to lvl 20

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244497302168/76561198042928841

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        "unable to join"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        u full? i cant get in

  107. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's an objectively true statement but the fact that it's coming from them of all people is peak hypocrisy

  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't been able to join a single posted lobby so far.

  109. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lots of people have conflicting, contradictory wishes
    yes.

  110. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"A game for everyone is a game for no one"
    >- Sun Tzu - Art of War

  111. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont get it the map is almost fully liberated after a week so what after 2 weeks it's over we can't play anymore? Should I just refund now while I still can?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it endlessly resets

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please refund the game anon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't believe any giga fans about the roleplay war. There will always be maps to play, obviously. Like what, they go far above their expected player count and clear all the maps? The factions will launch attacks and claim territories in response. This is Splatoon map rotations contextualized. And I do enjoy roleplaying a little.

  112. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I play the game yet?

  113. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this the thread?
    anyways what's a good weapon to deal with the big bulky charging bugs? I'm running solo (diff 4) and they are a pain in the ass
    Also scared of bumping it up to 5 as the titans might start spawning

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Recoilless rifle to the back or one of the legs works great, two rail gun shots to the leg and then finishing it off with your primary also works.
      Autocannon to the legs or side and then finishing it off with your primary works too.
      Orbital laser and orbital rail gun also work pretty well against them.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, I was using the autocannon and I tried shooting once or twice its legs and the bullets just bounced off
        Will try again next mission

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same. I had it work on challenging once but on extreme it bounces off. Are there multiple types of chargers like in HD1? HD1 had 'tanks' and 'behemoth,' and behemoths were heavy armored the whole way. It would be nice if this half assed game had a bestiary like HD1.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Ok, I was using the autocannon and I tried shooting once or twice its legs and the bullets just bounced off
        Will try again next mission

        What about Titans?

        Same. I had it work on challenging once but on extreme it bounces off. Are there multiple types of chargers like in HD1? HD1 had 'tanks' and 'behemoth,' and behemoths were heavy armored the whole way. It would be nice if this half assed game had a bestiary like HD1.

        No idea, haven't played the first game, but by playing this game I didn't notice there's any variants

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Recoilless rifle, one shot rocket launchers, orbital laser, orbital railgun and/or very lucky 500kg bomb hits.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  114. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any lobbies?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      make one

  115. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Because they aren't good your tastes are shit

  116. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244507314294/76561198073012230

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only one dude join
      >he left after one mission

  117. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what makes Malevolen Creek so kino?

  118. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    servers are fricked and the game is dying

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My liver is fricked and Im also dying but at least Im not a homosexual like you

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The servers are fricked and the game is dying.

  119. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The director of Resident Evil 7 said the same thing:

    >making something no one hates means making something no one loves

    and they're both correct.

  120. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    well right now helldivers 2 is a game for no one so....

  121. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    new bug leaked

  122. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    These devs have a huge ego, from talking about how they’ve earned their micro-transactions to this fricking quote. These morons think they're game philosophers now despite the fact that they cant fix their dogshit ass fricking servers for more than a week now. And when people turn on them like gamers so often do, I will be front row and center to that shit. Annoying c**ts.

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  124. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doing some early morning bug runs on suicide diff, join up
    steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244519659032/76561198449701318

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      3/4

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244519659032/76561198449701318
      damn i crashed and cant rejoin

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244523945091/76561198449701318
        new lobby, it crashed me out too

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          nice one

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          3/4, pull up morons

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        failed to join game lobby, rip

  125. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Annihilator Tank and Laser Cannon tower
    >On Medium difficulty
    ??????????

    Sure I can fight them easily now at level 41, but this is mildly insane for *medium*.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Something has to glitch out on some of these missions. Was just doing solo medium getting some samples while matchmaking and everything fricked, and I ended up killing about 500 enemies the mission with just how many patrols and non stop enemies there were when normally I was averaging less than 200.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can fight them easily at lvl 5, anti material rifle kills tanks in like 5 hits

  126. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unlocked railgun and rail orbital strike
    >game becomes piss easy
    now what?

  127. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just got in game. how long does it take to do quickplay? I'm kind of moronic and don't know how to join sessions.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >quickplay
      Anon I...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know what I'm doing. i want to help people kill the scary robots.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          do blitz solo on med til you can deploy EAT, then you can move up to challenging.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don;'t know what this means. i've been just doing normal missions in the robot area and getting my fricking ass kicked even on easy.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              bugs are easier. eat ze bugs.
              robots is just avoid patrols or be prepared for over 9000 dropships, throwing orbitals perfectly and never relaxing as long as rocket buttholes are around.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                but all of the bug things are liberated. Or nearly.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              tip for fighting robots: they take a while to lock on to you, so if you peek out from cover, empty your mag and go back in cover, they don't really hit you. (unless you're at pretty close range in that case you're kinda fricked)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You know I was doing alright on my very first mission since I didn't know how escort worked at the time, other than being overrun,. but the second mission i got ass gaped by big armored robots with only the face being a targetable arrea to shoot and it was all over from there.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah the big armoured ones are hard to kill if you're using the standard liberator rifle, with the MG43 you can basically spray and pray and the bullets go through the armour. a valid criticism of the game is that it is pretty vague regarding what penetrates what. But yeah, use the MG43 for big armoured robots.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >MG43 you can basically spray and pray and the bullets go through the armour
                they do? I still see the deflect indicator on anything remotely armored, but I can confirm it will shred the more obnoxious chainsaw Black person bots.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry anon, but quickplay has been broken since latest patch from Friday.
      We have no idea when it will be fixed.
      So your options now are to either post your friend code here and hope other anons join your game or go about it solo.

  128. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, they're right. the game being a jank fest with forced explicit reloads and strategem type outs is ironically kino in a sort of fricked up way. Adds character and sovl to it.

    that being said, is the game still broken dog shit?

  129. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me or are the automaton missions much harder? It feels like they get much more reinforcements.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yea especially the escort scientists one

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was a bug where on some short missions the reinforcement amount was that of a 40minute mission.
      So a 15min gets the same amount of enemies as in a 40min. More than double.

      They said they fixed it, but it still happens.

  130. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This require 2 person to reload?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no. It's just faster that way.
      EATs are better anyhow and you get them every 70 sec so there really is no reason to waste your backpack slot and cash for it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thing about the EAT is you have to deploy it. A patrol got off a signal and two drop ships are incoming? You will not get the EAT down in time to take even take out one dropship. You don't have that problem with a recoilless. And you don't have to worry about shots bouncing off a charger's leg, either. Recoilless is a really good complement to the autocannon. It's biggest draw back is it can't take down towers and buildings like the Spear can.

        I don;'t know what this means. i've been just doing normal missions in the robot area and getting my fricking ass kicked even on easy.

        There's multiple mission types. The "blitz" mission is one is where you only have to kill enemies and it lasts like 10 minutes. Maybe try bugs on easy until you unlock something.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >take out one dropship
          Everytime I bother trying to kill them, it never works correctly.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is currently 0 reason to use any support weapon aside from the railgun. They all either have collossal reload times or pathetic ammo counts for how ineffectual they are at taking down targets, armored or otherwise. The only thing that comes close to reliably useful is the AC and that's purely because it has a niche in killing chargers/closing bug holes/destroy fabricators.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Spear would be really good since it can blow up buildings from a distance and bile titans. But the lock on feels bugged right now. You can have a charger completely in the lockon circle, and it just won't lock on half the time.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The railgun can already destroy bile titans/cannon towers/tanks. It's not worth the reload time of the spear to deal with it, let alone the bullshit targeting mechanics. Plus a majority of buildings are going to be taken care of by orbitals anyway since anyone worth their salt is going to have two 500kg bombs at the very least past level 25.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                If targeting mechanic wasn't bullshit, it would kill all those heavies you mentioned much, much more efficiently than the railgun. And have fun using call downs on scramble maps. And the 500kg bomb is a meme on Ganker. It has like a 1 foot blast radius. Love throwing one down right on a top of a bile titan just for it to moves barely to the left and not die. The orbital railcannon or even the Eagle airstrike is much, much better. But I'm sure a 500kg with that last upgrade where you have two at a time does make a big difference, but until then it feels very limited.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >more efficiently than the railgun.
                No, it couldn't. Because it can only hold 5 fricking rounds including one in the gun. The railgun gets to mop up chargers in two shots, kills bile titans in 3, shoots through every single bot in 1 shot, 2 shots tanks, etc. And even accounting for the extra shots on specific targets (which the spear has the same issue with, it often can't oneshot bile titans or tanks because it hits their side/armor instead of the head/weakpoint) it still loses to the dumpster pile of extra rounds the railgun has left over. Not to mention the shitload of ammo you get back on resupply. Good luck convincing the team you need all 4 fricking supplies from the drop just to get 4 spears back. Otherwise enjoy dropping a new spear every 10 minutes.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, the Spear will kill the heavies much easier if the targeting. You can bring up ammo limits and smaller enemies, but that is all outside the point. Fact is it can one shot kill a bile titan and a railgun cannot. It can one shot a cyborg turret, a railgun cannot. Everything else you're bringing up is non sequitur. Yes, the spear and other supports do need a buff for stuff like ammo etc.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The spear could target perfectly every single time and it wouldn't matter. You're never getting a reload off to justify using it against bile titans unless you're completely out of harms way on a mountain. It might be workable on lower difficulties but even on suicide mission you're facing 2+ bile titans and 4+ chargers an engage and you're not going to have the ammo to deal with anything, let alone the time to properly shoot any of them. Oneshotting specific mobs is cool in a vacuum but turnover is important when you fight multiple of those creatures every single mission, every single bug breach, every single objective.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I disagree, I've done suicide missions with it. You need a team that does cover all the bases so it's not like the spear alone is going to work. I haven't done a helldive so maybe that's when it falls apart.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You absolutely do not need a team to cover all the bases. Every single person can just run shield gen/railgun/any two orbitals (probably 500kg/precise railcannon/plainjane railcannon) And you'll deal with every single thing the game can throw at you.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Anti-Material Rifle has some monstrous sway in addition to doing less damage than the Autocannon. It's a real shame.

            DMR should be buffed to match the current AMR, and the AMR should be buffed to match the Autocannon, sans explosion but with an increased weak point multiplier.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Every single weapon that isn't the railgun deserves either a massive power increase or almost 2x ammo capacity. It is ludicrous that the railgun can one/twoshot most nasty enemies and you get 20 fricking rounds, don't need a backpack, get ammo back from boxes, 10 ammo from a supply drop, reloads fast as frick etc.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Grenade launcher is THE weapon to take on egg smashing missions, thoughever

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, AC is just a better grenade launcher overall. It has the exact same explosive property over a larger area, can fire further, reloads 5 at a time so you're never out of ammo, holds more ammo too. I haven't touched the grenade launcher since I unlocked the AC.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The grenade launcher can be reloaded while moving.
                It loads a full magazine instead of half.
                It has larger explosive radius than AC and is a fire in general direction of horde type of weapon.
                AC's strong for what it does, but GL is the go-to option for horde clearing.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                not to mention you get 50 rounds in the backpack to goof off with
                >inb4 muh ammo backpack
                Great, you've spent two strategems on something that can't scratch heavy armour,

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i use the backpack slot for laser dog, but you may be right. i'll give it a try later

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                laser guarddog is a meme. Take the shield gen pill. Stops you from being slowed by EVERYTHING. Hunters can't slow you, chargers can't ragdoll you, bile titan and bile spewer goo doesn't slow you, it stops fricking rockets, it stops CANNON TURRETS it even stops landmines (sometimes).

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                frick it stops hunter tongue attacks?
                damn I slept on that shit

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                so.. basically the shield from HD1
                you guys really didn't play it, huh?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, are you autistic? He's describing how the shield works in a way that assumes no prior knowledge on the part of the listener. He could have said "it's basically the same as the bubble shield from the original game" but a lot of people wouldn't understand what that implied.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shield gen sucks
                >does nothing when you get swarmed
                >blocks line of fire for your allies
                >detonates missiles that would otherwise just fly over
                >lasts exactly half a second under concentrated fire in bot missions
                A waste of a slot that only gets in the way. The only real shield is ballistic shield, not saying that it's good either, but I have fun with it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're moronic. For one, you shouldn't be getting swarmed in the first place. The point of the bubble shield is to protect you from chip damage (against bugs and shooty robots) and one-shots (specifically, bot rockets).

                You shouldn't be standing in front of your allies' line of fire anyway.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The shield gen doesn't make you invincible, you're still supposed to take cover dipshit. missiles that detonate and BREAK the shield don't even do damage to you so who the frick cares?

                >blocks line of fire for your allies

                Is this a legitimate concern or did you really just not have anything? Are your friends so far up your ass they can't aim around you?

                Meanwhile the ballistic shield literally breaks or even better falls out of your hand if you so much as encounter a stiff breeze with it out.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >doesn't destroy holes
            >doesn't destroy radio towers
            >doesn't destroy spore spewer
            >low fire rate makes it shit for groups of medium enemies
            >takes several seconds to charge and actually penetrate heavy armor, assuming you don't blow yourself up
            >get killed on high diff good luck getting back to your railgun until swarm is over
            >you're gonna have 4 guys with orbital railgun anyways
            It's good but it's hardly GOAT
            meanwhile you get 2 EAC per minute you toss them out like candy,
            or you could use autocannon which is the best jack of all trades utility in the game. There's plenty of reason to use others.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >holes
              >radio towers
              Bro your nades? Bro your explosive primary? Bro just letting chargers kill these things for you?
              It does destroy spore spewers it just sucks dick at it for some unknown reason. I dunno who the frick is shooting radio towers with support weapons though lmao. Also it does not take "several seconds" to charge. It reaches max damage in exactly one second, it doesn't get stronger as you hold it. It just doesn't reach that damage level to begin with on safe. It also doesn't have scaling armor pen at all.

              Good luck waiting 14 seconds for the EAT to hit the floor since every single helldive mission has +100% callin time. I'm sure it'll be super useful once it's surrounded by bugs. The autocannon deserves a substantial buff because having literally 0 armor pen is moronic. All of it's "penetration" comes from explosive splash which is pretty abysmal.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fairly certain spore towers take extra damage from anything tagged as explosive. A single impact grenade (400 damage) will kill one, as will four shots from the PLAS-1 (400 damage), but you can unload an entire magazine from the breaker or slugger and they still won't fall down, despite both totaling far more than 400 damage.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am because spending 1/50 autocannon ammo to shoot it without aggro all the enemies around is way quicker
                using your 4 grenades on holes sucks, having to resup just to finish large nests and between all the other nests is gay and you know it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't use my nades for basically anything else since 90% of bugs don't take any damage unless you hit them from a oblique rear angle. That or your entire team just throws orbitals at it anyway. It's not like resupplies are rare or something.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and No.

      You can reload it yourself, but it takes a bit longer. The idea is that you have a reliable comrade to reload it for you while you're firing. Call it out that you use it and they load you while you fire to make it faster - but usually people will want to bring their own stuff along instead so you're better off loading it yourself.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      DID THEY FIX THE FRICKING MATCHMAKING YET???????????????????

      NO YOU MOTHERFRICKER, BUT DONT USE IT EITHER, IT TAKES FOREVER TO RELOAD SOLO.
      THE AUTOCANNON'S BETTER SOLO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can take both the weapon and the backpack, it'll just make reloading take a bit and you have to sit still to complete the reload. Still viable though. if a buddy takes the backpack the reload takes a second

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      just use the expendable

  131. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker says this
    >then Ganker will also get upset if not everyone likes the same game as them
    pure pottery tbh, this shit always happens with fromsoft games and other shit

  132. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    JAR-5 any good or just soudns cool?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      unironically might be the best weapon
      like using breaker but with medium penetration
      liberator penetrator is disappointing due to the low damage but dominator goes hard.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer the PLAS-1 since it doesn't richochet when it fails to penetrate, unlike the JAR-8. Means the explosion still kills through Devastator shields and Strider armor.

  133. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    first time playing. Do SOS beacons jsut not fricking work or something

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you just conveniently ignore every single thread and post mentioning the server issues?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I heard and read about server issues based on shit being full, not shit not working.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The hunters are absolutely fricking insufferable to deal with

      From what I've seen multiplayer in general is completely fricked and by extension SOS beacons will never work

  134. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have literally no idea who was the target audience for Call of Duty Vanguard.

  135. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    FIX THE FRICKING GAME YOU FRICKING LAZY FRICKING SWEDES

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their fix is that the game will inevitability get less popular so they are just going to keep selling the game they know can't handle the player load, waiting till people stop playing and the server load dies down, and then just live off the whales that stick around.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this should be criminal, but I guarantee this is exactly what they're doing. some poor wagies are probably scrambling cleaning up their webshit code so they can "scale it" but it doesn't solve the fact they created this shit heap and have done nothing to actually fix it.

        I hope the people who made the gameplay mechanics weren't responsible for the gay ass microtx slop and "galatic war" always online garbage. would be a real shame.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The galactic war was in HD1 and is very unique.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The galactic war was in HD1 and is very unique.
            not really. Mech Warrior Online had a similar thing and it was directly tied to Clanner v IS shit. There is really no reason they couldn't write a fallback.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The MWO map is not dynamic.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The galactic war was in HD1 and is very unique.
          not really. Mech Warrior Online had a similar thing and it was directly tied to Clanner v IS shit. There is really no reason they couldn't write a fallback.

          Galatic war is a great idea, worked well in HD1. Even shills say "BUT MUH PLAYER COUNT" there is no reason it needs to be a point of failure. Could have designed it to less "real time" especially if they are controlling the whole thing anyways. All it really translates for a gameplay perspective is rotating planets and missions. Just tally up the results once a day or once a week or something.

          Just tried a retrieve essential personnel mission.

          What the frick.

          Since they are scrambling to maybe fix the servers, they are not fixing anything else right now. Not the broken armor, not the broke personnel escorts, not the broken drop ships, not the broken patrols that spawn in directly behind you out of thin air.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the broken patrols that spawn in directly behind you out of thin air.
            I remember seeing like 3 patrols spawn on a hill and they were all bugged and weren't moving.
            based cluster eagle though.

            >All it really translates for a gameplay perspective is rotating planets and missions. Just tally up the results once a day or once a week or something.
            That, or have a very relaxed eventual consistency data model. they are amateurs and fell for the HN crowd meme of "you're not google" garbage.

  136. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wake up and boot game
    >Immediately get in first try
    It really was the streamers, their shithead fans and hundreds of thousands of trend chasing normalgays DDOSing the servers wasn't it?

  137. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weird way to say I don't own the game they sold me.

  138. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone on the official discord found out you can restore quickplay by replacing game.dll file to pre-patched version.
    Many players says it works.
    No respond from the devs yet.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      might wait for a response in the case that this might make mustard gas.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can use the steam console to actually download older releases of your games and restore them. DMC3 fricked up something last year for the ddmk mod, and I had to do that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is 100% going to result in a ban anon, they broke Matchmaking to save the servers and if everyone restores it they're breaking shit all over again

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ban for making literally unplayable game playable again

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >literally unplayable
          for returning a feature that was removed ON PURPOSE by devs to increase server stability
          you do realize that if everyone does that and re-enables quickplay that means the servers are going to start shitting the bed, not giving rewards, and start crashing and dumping people out right?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            not my problem

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              it is when you get banned

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >banned for not updating the game
                their fault for not detecting game version, even with rootkit anticheat

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I kind of wish they would ban these people. I'm interested to see how far they push the scummy buisness practice model
                >game is so popular that they admit their code can't handle it
                >but they still sale the game knowing this
                >the few people that can play use Steam client to revert the save files like you can do for every single game on Steam
                >they get banned

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >revert the save files
                moron

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                game files, whatever Black person

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                just wait anon, he'll cling onto that one thing like an autist

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                kek

                big difference between the two moron
                >fricking with the game files to re-enable features that were broken for a reason to try to keep servers stable while they work on them
                you deserve a ban and I hope they do it, it would be hilarious to see you cry 1984 for breaking the EULA and then getting your ass slapped for it

                And just so everyone knows you run
                Steam://open/console
                To open the Steam console and then use "download_depot" command to revert the patches to any Steam game.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                just wait anon, he'll cling onto that one thing like an autist

                game files, whatever Black person

                samegay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                big difference between the two moron
                >fricking with the game files to re-enable features that were broken for a reason to try to keep servers stable while they work on them
                you deserve a ban and I hope they do it, it would be hilarious to see you cry 1984 for breaking the EULA and then getting your ass slapped for it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >durr the fix is to stop people from playing
            The fix should be fixing the fricking server capacity issues so everyone can fricking play the game they bought.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              that's what disabling matchmaking is you moron
              it's a short term fix to server capacity to let you play with friends without making the servers fricking explode from people hammering the MM portion
              idk why Gankertrads have to be so moronic that they can't understand the consequences of purposely taking out the guradrails the devs put up but when you morons get banned by the anticheat then at least I can laugh at you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this works lmao

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        My qt soon dead wife

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if it makes mustard gas and they ban you?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it would make mustard gas way before that, since it's just a dll from the previous version of the game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm guessing it's just Ganker full of newbies, but in case you didn't know you can restore any previous version of a game using Steam itself by following something like this
        https://steamcommunity.com/app/631510/discussions/0/3807282428846028727/
        Granted most people shouldn't have to know this since updates should fix things and not break things, but we got a lot of incompetent devs these days so you gotta do what you gotta do.

        Extraction shooter types are considered a niche for autists, surprisingly if you give one
        >good combat
        >interesting setting
        >cool objectives
        People actually like them

        this is hardly an extraction shooter, only by the most generic and meaningless use of the terms.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is this for quickplay only or will it allow to bypass playercount check as well? I understand the version at some point there existed a version without this check, but will it be too old to play?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        playercount is probably serverside

  139. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone tries to log in
    >no one can log in
    Truer words have never been spoken

  140. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are correct, but this quote has nothing to do with the quality of Helldivers 2.

  141. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just tried a retrieve essential personnel mission.

    What the frick.

  142. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a hypocritical quote tbh given that the game is multiplatform.

  143. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somewhat.
    You can make something that (nearly, contrarians exists) everyone enjoys, but no one will enjoy it for long or really much imo.

  144. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, it's true

  145. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know about you guys but quickplay has been working for me today, it's not fast but I can at least leave it alone for a minute instead of spamming it on & off. I didn't do any rollback update frickery like what's mentioned in this thread either.

  146. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2000+24
    >Ganker still has no fricking clue how server infrastructure works
    lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      neither does swedes rofl

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do it for a living and can tell you they have zero fricking clue what they're doing and they deserve to suffer. If you buy into the, "b-but we aren't le google scale." cope, it just means you're functionally moronic.
      These are questions that should have been brought up and addressed early and they failed. Unfortunately they won't be punished for it.

  147. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lose connection to steam for 1 second
    >instantly dropped out of the mission
    Holy frick this is such a moronic design.

  148. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reinforce an SOS beacon
    >drop in
    >call a minefield on their position
    >leave game

  149. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A game for everyone without an offline mode is a game for no one, really.

  150. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely
    A mixed bowl of M&Ms, Skittles, Flamin' Hot Cheetos, Sweettarts, Chex mix, and raisins has "something for everybody" but not a single person will like it.
    And people need to stop getting FOMOd into consooming every little piece of media out there and feel personally offended when one movie or game doesn't fit their tastes.

  151. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm over the comically large aim punch in this game, it is no longer funny, just ridiculous.

  152. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    THIS ROBOT IS TRAINED TO FRICK YOUR ASS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick the ones with shields in particular

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >autocannons you twice

  153. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this tells me everything i need to know about robots

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Normies came for starship troopers experience. There were no bots in that movie.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the bugs are a pin. i hate squirtbugs with a passion

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          pain*

  154. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    lobby?

  155. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Autocannon actually makes any robot mission a breeze, spamming the face kills literally any robot in the game in a handful of shots except for the tank, bring 110mm rockets for those

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spamming the face kills literally any robot in the game
      Really wish the frickers would stop bopping from side to side like morons, turning 90% of my shots into zero damage shots against their armored shoulders.

  156. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The philosophy is sound, but there's a lot of difference between simply trying to appeal to a wide audience and letting the bean counters make game design decisions.

  157. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely, that's why le diversity for casuals sucks ass.
    And not even the kind of ass you zoomers would like to suck where some woman loses all respect for you but Fentanyl Floyd ass as he shits himself dying from a drug overdose while his daughter starves at home because "dad" was out doing drugs and robbing c-stores yet again.

  158. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anti material rifle isn't that bad, I use it for dropping big dudes pretty effectively. Doesn't seem like a bad starter weapon.

  159. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    are laser weapons good?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, literally none of them are usable

  160. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    any lobbies?

  161. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the point of the first shotgun? It only has 24 rounds. Thats empty after the first attack wave.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nobody bothered to test guns, most of them are useless

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first shotgun has 56 rounds, are you moronic? Do you unironically not bring the booster that gives you max ammo on spawn?

  162. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244523945091/76561198449701318
    2/4 suicide bugs, had to take a coffee break but we back

  163. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the lazer weapons you can use are such a let down, but the guard dog rover is great for dealing with all those annoying little bugs..

  164. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the game work yet?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      works great, if you connect via a steam lobby link. or get into your ship then share your link.

  165. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a game for everyone is a game for no one
    explain fortnite then

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not a game for me.
      Check mate.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it is, you just don't know it yet.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Naw mate.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a Battle Royale. That's definitely not a game for everyone, regardless of popularity.

  166. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely. Frick the lowest common denominator.

  167. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think patrols are one of the biggest balance issue at the moment. There's no reason for it to be so hard to take out a single patrol. I think part of it is you literally have a split second to react before they call in reinforcements. In HD1 you could easily wipe patrols in a split second so that was fine if you were watching your map. Not only are they larger in HD2, but they can be behind structure you can't even see and still get off the flare. Couple that with the fact that patrols can spawn literally right behind you leaving you no time whatsoever to react or prepare for them. It's why you end up fighting 6 chargers at the same time or 6 hulks at the same time on the actual difficulties because you can't just stop patrols from calling in back ups.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      skill issue

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >webm proving they spawn in out of no where is a skill issue
        fix your game, Black person shill

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >responding to the lowest effort bait of "git gud" or "skill issue"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Works on my machine.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not even that you have a split second to react. It's that for bugs, you CAN'T react. ANY of the bugs can summon a breach and you cannot interrupt any of the animations at all. At least with bots even if they do shoot the flare you can shoot the dropships down.

  168. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one level 5 moron joins
    >no one else joins out of 400k+ people suposedly
    >level 5 moron sucks ass and bombs himself and leaves
    >no one else can join because the servers are a pile of shit
    dead game

  169. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Game is actually somewhat working like it should now
    Sometimes it pays off to be a night shift wagie, guaranteed this game is gonna be a server shitfest again when the day shift wagies get home and through the rest of the night.

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