A game from 1992 has no right to have a story this good. Jesus Christ.

A game from 1992 has no right to have a story this good. Jesus Christ.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    so true... i too cried when 15 years old anime sidekick sacrificed xirself to save the world...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go hate yourself somewhere else you cynical frick.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        y'know, being moronicly hopeful in a world full of blind consumerism, where murders, rapes and such happen every single day isn't really any better. just saying.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >being hopeful isn't any better
          >doomer stress thinking himself
          >deteriorating his own body because he cant get over it

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Redditor slave mentality

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >thrre is ebil
          >therefore why be good!!!!!!!1!!!!???

          best nihilistic intellectuals

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek what an elegant start to the thread - someone who hasn't played the game directly proving OP's point with their ignorance. Bravo

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's something about Toriyama that just makes you feel like "okay this is soul".

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do miss his old, meaty artstyle.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice image. I'm not familiar with anything post-DBZ Toriyama.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    loving the dq5 discussion recently
    I'm still playing through it I just saved my wife and have to go to the underworld to finish the job.
    really enjoyed the monster taming but it kind of sucks that the named story characters are better so I barely use my dragon or golem or apple because I have a family to fill my party.
    How is the dq movie? is it worth watching?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How is the dq movie? is it worth watching?
      Absolutely fricking terrible, don't bother.
      It's only enjoyable to some extent if you've played the game and know the context for all the scenes, but it still feels very lackluster, as it skips over every major plot point and adds dumb retcons just to achieve some semblence of a coherent story. That, and there's plenty of cringy Japanese humor that was not in the game.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes it does.
    And in general, most games from the 1990s are miles superior to most crap made afterwards. The standards just keep dropping each year.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I literally can't play games made before 2016, they're just too clunky

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would you frick yourself?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, that would be disgusting and also gay.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, that would be hot and also sexy

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe
        I'm not sure what it would be like, though

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If its a female version of me? Sure, thats the only way either of us will get laid.
        I think Im sort of handsome, so shed be sort of pretty. But we also have really gloomy expressions so I dont know. Maybe a paper bag is the solution

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did the onions face when I went into the painting and realised what it meant

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dragon Ball art style
    into the trash it goes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What art style do you prefer?

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >y'know, being moronicly hopeful in a world full of blind consumerism, where murders, rapes and such happen every single day isn't really any better. just saying.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't JRPGS have intense themes anymore? You were enslaved by monsters for 10+ years. I don't see shit like that anymore

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I think about DQV's story too long it makes me cry.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You get 3 cries in life. You spent one of them. Choose the last 2 wisely.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is bullshit I cried 100 times as an infant and when I was sucking on my mom breasts

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          depends on if you remember the shape, size, color, and tit milk production values of her mammaries. If you can't remember then it was all a waste

          >disappointed that I can't remember my mom's tit size or bush volume even though I showered with her up until I was 5 or 6

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