A true 10/10.

A true 10/10.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who's this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      crowbcat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S PAYNE

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        WHACK IM

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ladies and gentlemen, it's the pain in the butt.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yep, it's a masterpiece

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I look like max payne 3.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >10/10
    It is. I can't wait for the remake to shit all over it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >can't wait for the remake to make it look 100/10
      FTFY

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This never happened once.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well, he said the remake will look good, so he's kinda right.
          I'm expecting Control 2.0 with Max Payne skin. Probably new voice actors, and some adjustments (censorship and woke shit) to the plot. It will be as bad as Mafia Demake.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Remedy literally got the voice actor back just to make a little video about the anniversary of Max Payne. I doubt they won't bring him back for a remake.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I'm foolishly hoping for a 1:1 remake, just with updated graphics and destruction from Control cranked to 11. But I know it won't happen.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            my guess is that they tweak the mp3 gameplay to work with the level design of 1 and 2, swap a few minor voice actors, and frick up the graphics for "muh realism"
            i doubt theyll put too much effort into it that they totally shit it up

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    when will they show ANYTHING from the remake?
    Has it been 4 months already?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they literally announced the remake the moment it went into pre-production. You might see it at absolute earliest at the game awards 2023, that remake is at the very least another 3 years off.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NEW GAME BAD
    OLD GAME GOOD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kick a rock

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But all the Max Payne games are good for their own reasons, what new game are you comparing to?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I replay it 2-3 times a year but winter replays are the best

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bullshit grenade from nowhere around the corner
    No

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You know you have to use your ears as well as your eyes to play the game right?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like the adaptive difficulty

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish there was a new WET.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    W H A C K
    H I M

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It gets -2 for the shitty walking sequences, especially when you have to hear a nonstop screeching baby

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wouldn't be an authentic remedy experience without it

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Game have great atmosphere but it is definitely not 10/10.
    Also I hate this slo-mo shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You play, you pay, you bastard.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >PS2 version
    >No quick saves

    >Xbox version
    >terrible audio, can't hear any of Max's dialogue

    >Steam version
    >audio bugs

    10/10 huh.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just download the fricking zip file and play it, it's patched already, you don't even have to install it, literally just launch and play. Audio works flawlessly, widescreen works flawlessly, no mouse issues either.
      https://mega.nz/folder/CldGAahb#yn_8LkRHraywPgKJMp5pqA/folder/zgsXQIKA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      try not playing on windows fricking 10, audio problems? gimme a break

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >paying for old games
      why are you moronic?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    forced platforming, unfair grenades, that fire escape section, it's 8/10 at best

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had fun playing Max Payne 1. It got really hard towards the end though, did a lot of quicksaving.
    Good voice acting, the graphic novel cutscenes still look great, fun writing and the sound design is excellent. Shooting is a bit clunky but serviceable. Could've used a little less platforming.
    Needed a walkthrough for the final boss.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the tail end of the game shit's the bed though

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It gets better once you realize shootdodges are next to useless and that the game was balanced around rolling

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