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I thought it was longer than that
reddit won the war because this board is now 99% reddit users
hell they even run this shithole
This. Ganker didn't beat them hard enough.
>any time you say reddit is gay as frick some gay will try to revise history that everyone always used reddit and just never wanted to admit it
You know remember when this place got a kick out of saying 'le'. it was real amusing, reddit crossboarders hated it
>any time someone criticizes reddit some gay will try to revise history that everyone here always used reddit instead of gaydditors being tourists for so long they successfully infiltrated the site and management
I still, to this day, have never made a reddit account, nor bookmarked or shared a reddit link. I know that homosexuals like you seethe uncontrollably at the idea that others don't participate in your homosexualry, but it's true.
Le was a thing before Reddit was even created. I'm not surprised you don't know this, though, since you're obviously an invader.
>I know that homosexuals like you seethe uncontrollably at the idea that others don't participate in your homosexualry, but it's true.
you do realize my post implies Ive never used reddit right?
I do know. Sorry for calling you gaydditor.
doesn't this mean reddit lost?
While m00t might have been a closet troony he didn't kill himself
How to fix Ganker
>Require a Ganker pass to post from a mobile device
>Make posting pepe and wojak bannable
>Delete /misc/ and /LULZ/ since they are the key source of cancer.
>'Mum containment boards!' Deal with their temper tantrums until they frick off to another board
Some of the big problems get solved.
>Require a Ganker pass to post from a mobile device
An excellent suggestion, but I find intriguing you added:
>Make posting pepe and wojak bannable
Both of which were quintessential site culture before normalgays appropriated it, nd not removing "trolling/racism outside of /b/" as report options which are quintessential gayddit, and:
>Delete /misc/ and /LULZ/
Which would just pour into all the other boards.
>until they frick off to another board
They won't, AFAIK the majority of content posted in /misc/ is reason for banning anywhere else that isn't also an imageboard. As for the latter, why do you think mods and jannies clearly gave up on /LULZ/? I just checked and at least 90% of the catalog is shit that belongs in /soc/ or /adv/ (at best).
>12 years ago
And now
>Ganker's userbase and moderation are reddit
>this would never happen again because either a janny would start deleting threads using moronic excuses like "raiding" because you're not allowed to have threads that bring anons together, or election tourists would spam them to death because you're only allowed to care about the cuckture war
>also Ganker doesn't play videogames because it's actually a cross of /vpol/, /vbiz/ and 10 year olds posting about internet drama
Redditjak and facebook frog are as "Ganker culture" as ragecomics. The latter were rightfully disowned and tossed aside along with demotivational posters and the like because they became overused and raped to death by cancer. We are more than a full decade past the point where this stupid fricking frog and the entire goddamn genre of bastardized feels guy edits need to be straight up banned, because the demographic replacement of the userbase prevents organic abandonment.
>"trolling/racism outside of /b/"
The trolling part should be gotten rid of entirely, if only because it's not actually used. Legitimate troll posts are left alone, at best assuming the poster is just stupid and sincere. The rule is only applied against posts like "have a nice day" (when did that start being bannable?) and when you make a post that someone gets offended by.
The racism part can stay, for the same reason wordfilters should stay (and be updated): If one is so intellectually stunted they can't come up with something interesting to say, they deserve to be unable to say it.
>Which would just pour into all the other boards.
What difference would that make? Every board is already spammed to death by /misc/shit that jannies refuse to ever delete. Every board is already spammed with frogjak-posting permavirgins. Deleting those boards, or rewriting GR15 to apply to them because they're ACTUAL issues unlike cartoon horses, would be a net benefit.
>using moronic excuses like "raiding" because you're not allowed to have threads that bring anons together
My tinfoil hat theory is that the Feds installed a rule for site moderation that prevents any sort of grassroots activism because they are genuinely afraid of anons coordinating their efforts.
'No Raiding' was implemented well before chanology or any actual internet activism on Ganker. It also set off B-Day and the growth of 7chan when that place was a thing.
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>Deleting /qa/ is what spread the jak cancer like a plague across the entire internet.
First, frick off reddit.
Second, it was /LULZ/ being allowed to 'revive' it 2015 that caused caused it to spread everywhere.
See
>Make posting pepe and wojak bannable
If you were serious about dealing with the cancer this would be enforced site wide.
Look at Ganker if you want to see what redditors would turn the entire site into.
Meant to agree with.
This guy is a moron.
>quintessential site culture
No, they aren't, they're just annoying cancer used to shitpost.
>Which would just pour into all the other boards.
For a while, maybe, but /misc/ already brings in loads of tourists who then spill over onto other boards so I think the effect would balance out after a while.
Awful suggestions that curiously line up exactly with Reddit opinions
>Require a Ganker pass to post from a mobile device
>'Mum containment boards!'
So we'd start with you then?
>Delete /misc/
and v will become pol
Here is how I would fix Ganker in general
>Require a Ganker pass to post from a mobile device
>IQ based captcha + current captcha + 3D captcha + arbitrary rejection
>increase the wait time for creating threads
>increase wait time to reply to posts
You know I'm right
/misc/ and /LULZ/ since they are the key source of cancer.
Deleting /qa/ is what spread the jak cancer like a plague across the entire internet. When will you people learn that internet subculture reproduces asexually like mold spores? Shred one colony and all you did was infect the surrounding area.
>block all IPs from the third world including the US third world (aka Bible Belt)
>No more of this pussy ass "blue board" shit. I want ecchi dumps in every thread again.
>Welcome furries, bronies, and pokemon-frickers back with open arms. Actual autists are good at games and actually like things that aren't fad of the week.
>If you post a screenshot of a reddit thread, a tweet, or a fricking article written by a 2024 game "journalist" you're perma-banned for life.
Remove dimwit politics, remove social media cancer, bring back old Ganker values and we could have Ganker again.
>Furries
Never give them an inch.
that homosexual 100% turned into a troony
Furries and trannies are the same demographic, so no.
Fricking this
Thats how you kill the board.
Implying 2024 Ganker shouldn't be killed.
If you enjoy this trash you never experienced true Ganker.
There is no fixing Ganker, much less Ganker. This site's reputation and appeal are bonded to an idea of relentlessly trolling each other and/or whatever poor idiots get in its posters' collective crosshairs 24/7, to the point where the userbase has an entire subsection with their own seperate imageboard to plan raids and frick with anons in ways outside of Ganker's own confines. It was never a war or a matter of "fixing" - this place died the instant that van exploded on Fox news.
That's why you need to burn everything down so only the most hardcore posters who still pine for the glory days will stick around, and rebuild from there.
I swear, people forget what chemo actually is.
It was a good fricking game and the memes were great. Ganker actually churned out good stuff
>good moderation
>on Ganker
lol, anon
/misc/ and /LULZ/ since they are the key source of cancer.
>Delete /LULZ/
Honestly, this would especially improve the site. People have no idea just how much the quality of the site would go up if that shithole were to be deleted. It’s severely underestimated just how much better this site would be if /LULZ/ were just to suddenly be wiped off the face of the planet.
>Delete /misc/ and /LULZ/ since they are the key source of cancer.
You realize this wouldn't make anyone leave Ganker as whole, right? To begin with people don't really stayed confined to one board, least of all /misc/, /LULZ/, and /qa/ gays. Usually they have interests beyond those aforementioned subjects so they would just flock to something else until they've eroded the culture of those other boards like they've done to their home ones. Once a specific set of autists take hold for years and develop an identity around their unsavory internet habits there's no way to truly get rid of them. Besides them just getting bored, I guess.
Going to ignore gamergate fricking off to 8 or reddit after the mods on Ganker spent a month deleting their shit?
Or just get more mods and jannies to delete all the generals and slide threads
surely something more interesting has happened since then
Name one (1) interesting thing to happen on Ganker
I farted
Goobergate made luggage lad so butthurt that he sold the site.
the only man go get cucked on a honeypot operation
one of the anons admited to using hax forever ago though
I was on the reddit team and so did I. In fact everyone on the team did 🙂
wait, was the captain a furry or was it the sniper guy with 300 ping?
Tribes 3 is in dire condition...
it's really shit, i dont even bother trying the beta any more
>try the shitscan minigun once
>anti cheat gives me some error and kicks me from server
Meanwhile I can't hit shit with the sniper, guess I'll stick to classic spinfuzors and GLs.
It's not even hitscan, is it? The first thing I noticed was that it seems to be projectile.
There are pretty much no hitscan weapons in 3. Maybe a crappy pistol, but not sure. It's one thing they got right.
it's like the Prophecy foretold
tribes 3 transitioned from a ctf game into a basketball/football mod...
We did it Reddit!
Current Ganker would lose 0 to 3 against Reddit, this shithole is more casual than fricking reddit
I miss tribes
3 is going to be part of Steam Next, so prepare to be whelmed.
I missed when Ganker played video games