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>AAAAAAH I'M SORRY FOR PIRATING ALL THOSE GAMES PLEASE GOD FORGIVE ME
if god existed he wouldn't have allowed piracy to exist
God allows evil to exist to test us, when you commit evil you are failing that test.
Then tell me anon what is evil? For I believe the church is evil considering they tend to hide pedophiles and commit thievery on a regular basis.
Not him, but there's a reason why there's a bunch of denominations from the Catholic church. Also, everyone on Earth is a sinner, regardless if they're a priest or not.
Evil is acting in contrary to what the bible commands us to do. We are all in a state of total depravity, and each of us deserve to be cast into the lake. God, however, in his magnificence, came to earth and died for a select few, making it possible to escape from sin. God then chose the elect, those who, in his mercy, decided to spare from punishment. On this earth, the elect are called to Jesus through irresistible grace and are saved.
It is important to remember that there are many "churches" that Satan and his followers operate to try to lead the faithful astray. The "catholic" and "orthodox" churches, the debased progressive churches, and outright heresy like mormonism are just some of them.
So, what is God's one true church? Simply put, those that follow in the holy tradition of John Calvin, who, through divine inspiration, reformed and established His church on earth, and from that the branches spread. Reformed baptist, Presbyterian, and congregationalist churches spread the true gospel. If in doubt, remember TULIP
Total Depravity
Unconditional Election
Limited Atonement
Irresistible Grace
Perseverance of the Saints
Christ is king.
>This specific random guy is totally the one who figured it out, guys.
>NOT any one of the other guys who claimed the exact same things and made mostly identical moral statements but for one or two concepts.
If everything is predestined and the fate of all men was fixed upon creation, why bother creating at all? Assuming God has created a world that is not predetermined, He has perfect knowledge of all predetermined worlds He could have created and their courses. The only way it makes sense to take the action to create the world is if He created it specifically to follow its own path, for its own sake.
I feel that your perspective is arrogant and elitist. Somehow, you're one of the "Elect," among the vast majority, above even those who profess and believe in earnest their faith in Christ?
If we go by what you have stated then hasn't Satan altered the bible to make it so we worship him? So how can we trust the bible in its current state?
>all-knowing being needing to *test* anything at all
sounds like the whole reality is a farcical play
you should read the book, it's about the nature of free will and its management
there is a lot of dumb shit in hebrew scripture but you're getting filtered by ancient philosophy basics right now
That still doesn't make any sense, you fricking idiot. It's not a "test" if the being is omniscient, so it already knows what you're going to do with your free will.
READ you illiterate coon
I've probably read he bible more than you have, Black person.
>the being that knows everything tests its creation by giving it a free will, despite already knowing what it's going to do before they're even born because it knows everything thus rendering the "test" and the idea of a free will as void
Do you not understand how this makes no fricking sense?
You must not really have an understanding of what "all knowing" conceptually entails. If something knows absolutely everything, what was, is, and will be, then a test is not needed. They would know absolutely every outcome that you could ever make with your free will from the moment they gained that "all knowing" aspect of themselves. I'd be way more accepting of a god that had flaws, it would make the biblical stories way more believable in the sense that God has his mood swings in the old testament etc.
>my book is right, so read homie read
>source: my book
but what happens if i read the wrong version or come to the wrong conclusions? what if after reading old testament parables (separated from me by thousands of years and kilometers) i realize that gnostics were right all along?
if you want to bring philosophy into it, then you might as well read christian precursors -- greeks
they didn't have to struggle so much with the problem of evil when discussing human virtue
the whole "god moves in mysterious ways" angle works a lot better when your gods are fickle embodiments of the world, and not a single human-like being who ostensibly embodies all good
Believe it or not, the suffering and the struggle are good. All of the power of human experience, the joys and sorrows, triumph and failure, grief and hope, all of them weave together to inform everything that's good, everything we love is the sum of distant parts all projected forward to us through the perspectives of individuals.
I'm sure those all people in the world who are starving to death, being tortured, or worked until they can't stand anymore concur with you.
You realize we're living in a time where the proportion of people in such extreme suffering has gone way down, in every case. People have always starved in famines, but now that starvation is that populations, even of those in poor places have grown geometrically, despite the land being unsuited to those numbers, they suffer in spite of the huge volumes of food our works have enabled us to grow and the callousness of their fellow man as they wage frivolous cruel wars of bravado rather than the convolutions of nature that had governed their fates before. There were slaves captured from civilian lives and sealed in ships' hulls to row in bondage until their deaths of exhaustion. Now we have cruel governments shipping people off to camps to make cheap goods. They're not the same. As much as it doesn't seem like it, it's all an improvement.
>You realize we're living in a time where the proportion of people in such extreme suffering has gone way down, in every case.
"sure that guy whoring out children might be not nice, but now he expects his clients to use lube! ...sometimes"
Masosadistic freak.
Your reduction by absurd allegory isn't even sufficient. On a regular basis, mankind is ratcheting towards a better world. Slavery still exists, but ever does its nature recede from its harshest form. People still starve, but it's for the callousness of their fellow man, and not the machinations of nature which have been conquered in their greatest part. Prostitution continues, but its practitioners and the insidious actors that exploit it ever slink deeper into the shadows. Wars are still fought and the innocent slaughtered, but never are all eyes blind to the injustice. Powerful men yet cast away human life to serve their own ego, but there are fleetingly few who can do so without first speaking lies and damned half truths into the ears of those whose lives are to be wasted.
I don't give a shit. That kind of torture and torment cannot ever be justified or balanced by fun happy times. The pain of the devoured outweighs the pleasure of the devoured.
>believing in free will
Christian’s need to stop imposing their own beliefs onto the Bible,Paul says pretty explicitly in Romans 9 that God makes people knowing whether they will go to heaven or die 2nd death and chastises the reader for asking how it’s fair to hold humans accountable for fulfilling their own purpose.
This is nothing more than a cope and it's plain to see if you're not schizophrenic.
Gigacope
If piracy is theft, then there's nothing wrong about it. Theft is ok according to the Bible
So what you're saying is that the entire vidya industry should be condemned to the eighth circle of Hell.
nah evil is meant to prove God's gift of free will
Im just schizo posting but it makes more sense than an omnipotent being having to test his creations
it's this. if there was no bad you wouldn't be able to appreciate the good moments. we wouldn't have comedy for example since there wouldn't be anything to make fun of.
sounds like you just haven't found the right combination to make all of those outcomes work without them, leave it to god to go coping on Ganker about his failed creation
describe your perfect universe without any evil.
Not him, but only human males and subservient anthro females that pleasure them for no reason other than it feels good for everyone involved.
>uh but you couldn't do it better
lol god is really putting himself on the same level as Gankerirgins
so you got nothing? yeah, i didn't so.
No israelites
Here you go:.
Do you mourn the non-fate of the unicorns, who never have been? Go on, tear up like a fricking waterfall over their horror.
my god you're a gay. just kys if you hate existing that much.
>stop testifying that gender ideology harmed you! just detransition and be quiet, it'll fix your problems right?
No.
>if there was no bad you wouldn't be able to appreciate the good moments
Masosadistic parade then. Is "Cuties" high art?
Is god all knowing? If so there's no need for a test to begin with.
Can God make a Popoid that even he can't stretch to its maximum?
>fail test
>suffer in hell for all eternity as punishment
Wow, God is kind of a dick. Don't you think?
Misconception, actually your soul gets thrown into the lake of fire on Judgement Day and obliterated from existence
1. If God is all-knowing, then a test doesn't need to performed. Unless god isn't all-knowing, in which case it isn't god.
2. If tests are done in case god makes mistakes, then god is not infallible, so it isn't god
3. If God made the world and then left it, then god isn't all-loving, and it isn't god
4. The explanation of evil, suffering, and chaos existing in a world where a god exists only makes sense if God has the mentality of /b/tard troll from the early days of Ganker. All the negativity? He does it for the lulz.
What does he need all these tests for
If he only wants cool cats in heaven why doesn't he just create his own posse
why did god on purpose give us personalities that made us fail the tests, while purposefully giving other people personalities that made them succeed at tests
Why does god need to test us? He knows everything.
>it's all a big test
>hops down as jesus and says everyone's free of tests now
>people lap it up
you are still being tested lol, jesus is the cowards way out instead of trying to be a better person
You can't earn your way to heaven though
Ephesians 2:8-9
8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.
>shame for the dude that got splattered by a drunk driver, should have believed enough lmao I'll send him a gift card or something
Why does he need to test us?
If he's omniscient he knows whether we'd pass or not
If he's good and omnipotent he wouldn't have created us so weak to sins
God doesnt test you with evil. whoever said that doesnt get it. Evil is the result of mans free will. God isnt putting porn on your screen to see if you'll jack off to it as some weird test. The porn ends up on your screen due to a series of choices youve made as a person as that intersects with an infinite amount of choices every other person on earth has made that creates the environment we live in
I'll never understand the absolute adherence abrahamic religions have to the omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent god.
It's the only god ever conceived that is actually disprovable. For most gods all you can say is, "There's no reason to think he exists, but you can't prove a negative." But the omni-god's special properties make it internally contradictory. Its nature disproves itself. See: The problem of evil
And all they have to do to avoid these unassailable arguments is make their god ever so slightly flawed. Just accept that maybe over thousands of years the priests did a bit of power creep with god. But I've never seen it happen. They won't accept anything less than a perfect god. Even though their holy book clearly depicts God as flawed in the old testament. He couldn't even overcome the power of Iron Chariots.
>jews have been collecting the United States' foreskins for decades so they can one day have enough power to topple God
They do not understand big values and numbers, and I say this with 0 irony. They cannot comprehend what omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent means, even though if god is all 3 of those then it's not just the problem of evil, it's the problem of free will itself being completely false and everything , EVERYTHING being orchestrated.
That's why they came up with the ultimate excuse: "he works in mysterious ways". What that really means is "we can't understand or explain these things so we just handwave them away so we don't start doubting". The entirety of abrahamic religions is just layers upon layers of slave mentality.
the christian god isn't the absolute divine simplicity god though, so this critique is just strawman at best like when westerners can't fathom in buddhism that ego/personhood is illusory due to mind, will, awareness distinctions and rejecting relating to each other
Only if you count the old testament, but if you do then the christian god is just the israeli god by another name and you're freely admitting to being israeli cattle, which leads to the entire mental gymnastics shitshow of "those aren't the real israelites, WE are the real israelites who are the promised people and will have it all in the end!"
again the christian god isn't the absolute divine simplicity god ergo he doesn't actualize all the potentia due to secondary causes allowed in the christian worldview.
>but if you do then the christian god is just the israeli god by another name and you're freely admitting to being israeli cattle
They're the same though, even jesus admitted this. also them being a israeli cattle which isn't the case since they have the highest anti-semitism rate on all history, doesn't disprove the religion
How come god allows an evil serial killer into heaven if he says sowweee to a priest before he dies, but an infant who dies of a disease before they're baptized or some tribesman in the Amazon who's never heard of Christianity but has otherwise lived a good, moral life has to spend eternity bathing in hellfire? Or better yet, how come all of your ancestors, who were born before Christianity was invented, also go to hell? You won't get to meet any of them in heaven! I for one would like to meet my caveman predecessors in the afterlife and ask them what life was like hunting mastodons and shit. But I guess I'll never get to do that!
Or maybe there's a system? All people who died before Christ was born get sent in a separate line at the pearly gates, and there's some lowly wagie angel who's job is to explain Christ, Christianity, religion, world history, and all that jazz to a bunch of cavemen/Mesopotamian farmers/assorted peasants? I mean what if they can't understand the concept? Do they just automatically get booted out into hell?
I mean who even goes to heaven in the first place? Who's denomination is "right"? Haven't Christians spent like 1500 years fighting amongst yourselves? So the Catholic Frenchman who tortured Protestants to death during the persecution of the Huguenots, do they enter heaven? Or what about the Orthodox Russians who forced their religion on their conquered Catholics during the 1700s from behind a bayonet, they enter heaven too right? Or the Protestant Swedes who hung entire villages from trees during the Wars of Religion, they're all in heaven together, hanging out, and they've all forgiven each other and they're all playing football with some angels? I mean who's right? I'd like an answer before I commit. The Southern Baptists who feed people snake venom during their sermons, do they enter heaven, or is their version of Christianity too extreme/not right? Who gets to make that call? Can't I come up with a denominations too?
>say sowweee
well he has to mean it for 1. its not just saying it, you arent going to trick God by saying "i sowee". Second, yes, God is forgiving, far more forgiving than you and I.
Because it makes you mad
>kills a chicken
>God allows .zip files to exist of games that are only sold by scalpers and if you download Earthbound instead of paying $10000 for a cart God is gonna send you straight to the double hockey sticks
actually howling, how do they come up with this shit on their own?
this is moronic and not true even in Christian doctrine
evil exists because God allows free will, it's not a test
ergo there is no free will in heaven
nice life you got there cuck
why does god test 9 year olds by giving them leukemia? seems like kind of a dick move
god allows piracy to exist because it is morally right, good games will always make enough money for the game developers. you wont have to deprive yourself off enjoyment because some homosexual dev can't pay for his HRT.
Just downloaded a ton of roms and backed up all emulators in existence will make back ups periodically and redistribute them as necessary.
>Believing in the existence of hell
>
If god existed, we wouldn't have biden or trump, there wouldn't be gatcha gaming, lazy AAA practices, Reggie wouldn't have retired, Iwats wouldn't have got cancer, sony wouldn't make movie games, microsoft would know how to better implement the gaggle of IPs it's been rushing to acquire
Anon, we're on our own. I've been appointed to bring this up with you. Take your time to process it all
>If God existed the world would be exactly the way I want
this speech never sounds like its coming from an adult
But he's like in your make believe yes?
>ESL
ohhhhhh, I get it now
No you don't as the Og post wasnt mine, infact I don't think you get many things
look man, speak real english or I cant play with you.
Pray tell, why do you think your subhuman brain would be Up to it?
>the troon starts dilating after being exposed
God put Jesus on Earth to punish israelites and piracy is also punishing israelites so pirating games is very Chrstian.
But the israelites killed him and now they rule the world. I don't think God's plan is working.
>respawns like 3 days later
>Jerusalem gets razed by Romans
>2000 yeas later an Austrian painter gets another high score
Yeah it was ez win for Jebus
>God tells me not to kill anyone
>*kill*
>wtf God doesn't exist!!?
absolute state of Zionists
if god is omniscient and omnipotent, he created me with the knowledge that I would inevitably do all of the things I did. if what I do is evil, it is evil that He has willfully brought about
tell it to the judge, buddy
>God created Adam in heaven, almost flawless being
>Satan tells his wife that he should have "knowledge" and "free will" instead of being God's slave
>Man gets knowledge and free will
>first things he did is to create weapons to kill and colonize other people
>God had to send prophets with religions to fix humans
>atheists refuse to be "slaves" and continue their barbarism
>God tells his believers to fight disbelievers to save the world
>atheists get lose against God, then try to play the victim by saying " OMG GOD TOLD HIS PEOPLE TO KILL US NOOO HE'S SO EVIL SATAN WAS RIGHT!!"
wow, you Zionists are scum
Adam and his perfection lasted one try
he was perfect in form, but he sealed his fate by listening to his greedy wife
How was she greedy despite having no knowledge of Good and Evil?
God told her to not eat the bad apple (as a test) and she was deluded by Satan she disobeyed her orders and took the apple and even convinced Adam to eat from it as well
How could she understand that it was wrong to disobey?
>literally saw God with her own eyes and talked to him directly
>"she had no way to understand what's good or bad"
????????????????????????????
What part of 'knowledge of good and evil' don't you understand? If you saw a blind person trip over a tree branch would you scratch your thick monkey forehead in confusion and ask 'why didn't they see the branch?'
I think the analogy works better the other way: pure state is being able to see, fallen from le grace is being blind.
Why would a non-sinner ever decide/desire to sin? It's like saying that a person with sight would intentionally run into a wall. The only reason for that is non-reason/insanity. Is evil the true God, because it can create itself ex nihilo?
>I think the analogy works better the other way
i mean it sounds better from a PR angle but its simply not true.
because?????????
She had no way to understand or expect that she could be lied to. She was told by a figure that seemed wiser than herself that to defy the test was to pass it. All she was told was that an insidious force was present, not its form nor its method or intent. Yes, once she possessed that knowledge, she should have cast herself away from Eden in the interest of humanity instead of the rest of humanity along with her, but prior to that, there was no way she could make that judgement by definition, thus it was intended. It's just the ancient origin myth of the Levantine cultures which percolated to Abrahamic lore, there's no reason to believe it, but the story itself is morally relevant and is engineered to be picked apart and studied.
>"BUT WHY DOESNT GOD APPLY TO MY MADE UP SCENARIO THAT DOESN'T UNDERSTAND BAREBONES CHRISTIAN THEOLOGY?!"
Free will, man. This is a basic tenant of Christianity yet atheists will forever freak about evil existing.
Free will is evil to the secularist since it assumes/presupposes accountability/responsibility which also presupposes Objective standards
Perhaps, free will is a means through which a greater good than obligatory, willed good. Perhaps there is an objective standard through which that greater good can be achieved. Perhaps it was our free choice as humans to turn away from that good and thus know evil.
Hmm..........
through which a greater good, born of free will, can be brought about rather than*
Thinking free will exists is just low IQ, everything is predetermined by a series of variables that have been built up to and can't happen any other way, some of the mechanisms are just too subtle for us to measure.
If God is omnipotent, why didn't he create a world where free will exists AND evil doesn't exist?
Evil only exists in contrast to good. Darkness is only the absence of light. Evil is only the absence of God. If free will existed but we only had the option of Good, then we might as well not have free will since we are forced to only be a specific way.
>"BUT WHY GOD DO THAT WHEN HE COULD JUST NOT?!"
Perhaps he has in different realities. Perhaps we are not ones to know the mind of God.
>Perhaps we are not ones to know the mind of God
this is cyclical reasoning. if god's morality is universal then it applies to all facets of reality, his own actions and effects included. god can't be entirely good if he allows evil to exist with the ability to stop it.
There is a greater good in choosing to pursue good out of free will then in creating a being whose only action is to be good, which isn't good at all. God could easily eliminate evil entirely, but it would mean that the creation of humanity was pointless.
Saying that God's intent is not for us to know isn't cyclical reasoning. That's like saying that us not knowing why physics exist in the first place is a proper response to someone saying that physics exist. God isn't some thing that we research and discover. He's an almight being with His own will who created all of reality. We don't need to know nor can know His intent, especially since he's so far beyond us that we won't even be able to understand it all.
>There is a greater good in choosing to pursue good out of free will*
*under duress, as an ultimatum with infinitely large stakes
always kek
>>*bzzzt* your will fulfilled, master
>so hecking pointless!
, alright, i'll do what you say, just don't send me to the Foreverial Femurbreakization dimension!
>now that's what I call meaningful!!!!1
God doesn't send people to hell. People choose to go to hell by rejecting God, hence why the ultimate admittance to heaven is about you choosing to recognize Jesus' death upon the cross, and thus recognizing God's forgiveness of sin. Choosing not to do so means that you choose to not accept his forgiveness, which means you also reject God.
>"LOL THAT MEANS YOU ONLY CHOOSE GOD SO YOU DONT GO TO HELL"
So why do people still reject God out of their own free will even if they have been told that the alternative is extreme eternal agony? Yes, we choose God so as to avoid hell. What exactly is your point? God IS Goodness, so we choose to follow him so that we are not without him.
>So why do people still reject God out of their own free will
They don't. Everyone who seemingly does is insane and therefore not responsible for their actions.
>So why do people still reject God out of their own free will even if they have been told that the alternative is extreme eternal agony?
theres a muslim kid thinking about this exact same thing, wondering why those christian morons dont simply realize that allah is the one true god. you only know what youve been told, anon. the religions that are preachy about who are the chosen few and who arent need an ego check, odds are you handful out of a million years and a trillion people weren't the ones to get it right.
>God doesn't send people to hell. People choose to go to hell by rejecting God
literally the mafia kek
this is supposed to be the good guy?
?t=62
Our god truly is a glorious god, why would anyone refuse such a choice?
>If free will existed but we only had the option of Good, then we might as well not have free will since we are forced to only be a specific way.
Are you claiming that God can't create a boulder he can't lift? Because actual Cristian theologians vehemently disagree with that.
God is omnipotent, he doesn't have to follow any laws, including laws of logic. The fact that evil has to exist in order for good to exist isn't something fundamental, it's just how he designed universe.
The other way around, it's evil that has positive existence. Goodness is just deprivation from evil, a satisfaction of some need, a ticked off task.
thats an edgy way to look at it. survival is struggle and we feel that struggle perpetually. pleasure is a reward for staving off death, and when it ceases the stresses of keeping yourself alive continue. but thats just us, thats just the meat. divorced from our pain and our pleasure the universe chugs on.
>thats an edgy way to look at it
Reality = edgy? Well, some say that declaring You Will Never Be A Woman is edgy as well.
>survival is struggle and we feel that struggle perpetually.
Why throw others into the struggle?
>but thats just us, thats just the meat. divorced from our pain and our pleasure the universe chugs on.
Then let it chug on, but without the neurons.
then have a nice day. it doesnt matter but you only get to ride once. i for one want to experience experience while i still have the pleasure.
again
anon im sorry that your transition went badly. you can have a nice day if you really want to but i think you should get at some of the good bits in life now cuz you're gonna lose the opportunity when youre dead
Stop grooming kids, filth. That's what will make me happy.
how did yours end up going so well? what doctor did you use? I can only see a lil blood staining your crotch does is the wound mostly healed?
nobody cares about your sea of logical fallacies to try to justify the worship of a israeli demons who wants the death/enslavement of all non-jews
you can't prove god didn't pirate the universe. god could be a pirate too
>GOD
Who?
geteternal.life/now
Jesus was the OG pirate
/topic
thank you Jesus
That was Jesus' property in the first place though
>That was Jesus' property
Jesus cloned bread without paying the baker who prepared it. he's a shameless thief
And the bread was made with the wheat that belonged to his domain and the skills bestowed upon them by God
the bread was bestowed unto humanity by god. hence cloning it is stealing.
If it was bestowed by God, then God cloning it isn't stealing
>I gave you present
>I can take it from you
no taksy bscksies you fat frick.
So he basically made the torrent and seeded it.
>buy bread and make copies
>...
>buy game and make copies
>THAT'S NOT YOURS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Are you implying that everyone who partook in Jesus' duplicated bread was stealing from the baker that Jesus purchased His bread from?
Yeah? Filesharechads are downloading games uploaded by people who bought them. At some point in the chain, someone bought the game that is downloaded buy a purchaser. Unless you're downloading a dataleak, you're OK.
this was more like buying a game once and making copies for all your friends
i don't think God would see piracy as evil
he would probably see whatever big company i'm pirating from as evil, so it's morally correct to pirate it or fight back even more
>this was more like buying a game once and making copies for all your friends
how do you think piracy happens
a guy just stumbles across the game files
>this was more like buying a game once and making copies for all your friends
THAT'S LITERALLY HOW PIRACY WORKS moron
CHRIST MY KING, I KNEEL
Don't mind me just pirating some wine.
homie had a 5000.0 seed ratio
What's with all those parentheses?
Wine cucks seething that Jesus pirated their product.
AHHHH JESUS NO THINK ABOUT THE WINE INDUSTRY YOU ARE LITERALLY STEALING FROM THE POOR PLANTAGE OWNERS
funnier than it should be
then god is evil for creating evil
Good and evil are equivalent to positively and negatively charged electrical currents, or light and darkness, without this system of metaphysics nothing could exist, pain etc. is a friction that evolves energy. There isn't a magical type of God that can create any type of universe it wants, but there is a universal consciousness.
>he keeps fricking droning on with his masosadistic drivel
hopeless
You can hate the universe if you want but if you were about to die you would probably do anything to get to live another year in this sadistic existence, people who spend their time whining and pretending otherwise are pathetic.
>you're addicted!
yeah, another reason to hate it
he pirated and modded the world to his whim turning rocks into bread and deserts into oceans
real life chim god
Even rektd a marketplace. No wonder the Atheist paypigs hate him
It's ok to pirate
What a little rat this red shirt is.
the filmer is acting extraordinarily "urban" thoughever
Average tendie
he is not getting paid enough to be doing that shit.
The guy is clearly not motivated by money, but by being given the illusion of power and purpose. At that moment, he believes himself very heroic and important.
I really wanna know what happens after the video ends. Looks like that wagie is running around the desk to confront the guy taking the video. Like what is he planning? Is he gonna demand the guy give up his phone so he can delete the video? If the guy refuses, is he gonna attack him? Idk if any of those things are in the employee handbook. I can't imagine some fat manlet waddling up to me demanding my phone. Lol no bro, get the frick away from me lmao, who the frick do you think you are.
And apparently, the incident takes place in England, so of course a bunch of English twitter uses were defending the wagie, which is hilarious in of itself, and the park's offical explination was they wanted to protect the privacy of their guests, so they don't allow photos in that area. So, he can pull out his phone and record everyone entering and leaving the roller coaster section, but not that exact spot for some reason? Protecting privacy in modern England? Total oxymoron, hmmm, that doesn't make any sense to me! Sounds like they just want you to pay for pictures.
You know that the guy filming this was white because the Angloid bothered to try and stop him from pirating those precious photos, as he's fully aware that an avergage Pakijogger would just paint the floor with his face if he'd actualy try to interrupt them from such precedents...
i don't get it
what's on the screens that needs to be hidden?
Photos are taken of you when you ride amusement rides so that you can pay for them later as a memento if you want. He's "pirating" them instead by just using his phone.
ohhh thanks
Thanks for the qrd. Is there an audio version online?
Ya'll be joking right now, but when the day comes and ya'll end up down there cuz you pirate and sheet, and the devil rams his pitchfork up yer ass and spins you over the fires of hell like a sinful marshmallow, you AIN'T gon be laughin', for real...
hey, respect people's privacy
there is no heaven or hell moron
>You're not sorry, you're scared. If I forgave you, you'd just do it again. DENIED.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
Jesus (God) was a pirate
This is gonna be waiting for us in Hell.
hot
me on the left
me a little below the middle, fingerblasting two broads
>Go to hell
>Get raped by dick girls for eternity
😀
Shut up consolekiddie, adults are talking.
These guys will be waiting for us in Hell
Hell will be very dry I bet.
I said before but the only thing they will serve in Hell is Hawaiian Punch but it’s warm and it only makes you thirstier for actual water that’s how I imagine it’s gonna be
>they will serve in Hell is Hawaiian Punch but it’s warm
mite b cool
And the scarier thing is if you actually try keeping Hawaiian Punch cold it will never be because of how much sugar it has
carbonated Hawaiian punch is the shit though
>the reward is eternal life
>the punishment is eternal death
>living forever in hell
Doesn't make sense, that's eternal agony. Either the Bible is wrong or hell doesn't exist, because there's nothing in there that says anything about endless agony after death.
Lake of fire and brimstone that burns forever and ever is not clear enough?
Hell is specifically a place devoid of God that people have chosen to enter when they reject God (aka Good). Because it is devoid of God (Good), it is a place of ultimate suffering and agony, because you are unable to experience anything good, which is of God.
Bones will be waiting for us in Hell. Gonna hit us over the head with his femur
There is no Hell. It's a holdover from European Pagan beliefs. The word is taken from the name of Norse goddess of Death and the Underworld, Hel, or more accurately, the equivalents across Europe. No claim is made anywhere in the Bible that God has set aside a place of eternal torment for sinners. People who defy His word simply pass from existence without remark or fanfare, the default condition. And those who embody His will are instead rewarded with eternal life. It's that simple.
not true
hell is the absence of communion with Christ
not some "nothingness"
take your disgusting heretical coptic bullshit elsewhere
What is the experience of that absence supposed to be? What exactly comes to your mind when you write those words?
Isn't there a part of the new testament where some rich man in hell is begging for a drink?
jesus pirated bread and wine tho
These guys will be in Hell waiting to shoot rockets at us
mod?
wad?
Wtf porn has ruined everything
This actually just looks like a israelite
Gangsta Grosse with HXRTC mod
Speed of Doom map 20
>Wtf porn has ruined everything
sorry anon, coomergods just stay winning
How many boards are you posting bait on
And this will be a thing in Hell
And this guy will definitely be waiting for all of us in Hell too, in fact he showed up to get this picture taken for that version of Doom.
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM SORRY I TYPED 'gg ez' AFTER I JOINED THE WINNING TEAM 5 SECONDS BEFORE THEY WON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>pirates your bread
call the bakers guild, I dont give a damn
>people are STILL seething about the fish duplication glitch
I imagine he just started spawning them out of thin air then they flopped onto the ground like he was using a console command
I choose to believe he multiplied the bread by pulling on the ends like one of these. Noises included.
I want a mech made from popoids.
That's what those things are called?
Yep. I had some when I was a kid. The only thing that sucked was eventually I'd pull too far, or the wrong way too fast, and ruined some kinks in most of the tubes. My parents never bought me any more after the original set so they deteriorated far enough to be functionally broken over time, and I couldn't make any really giant crazy shit.
best i can do
I didn't know the smoke jaguars used timber wolfs
The clans shared/stole technology from each other and competed and ripped each other off for quite a while. Clan Wolf may have invented the Timberwolf, but all Clans used it eventually. Just like how Jade Falcon perfected the clan ER medium laser, came up with the Summoner, Kitfox,, etc - many other clans used the designs.
Smoke Jaguar's iconic Mad Dog was actually built from an earlier design, the Lupus - and the Mad Dog became very popular with Ghost Bear, Jade Falcon, actually pretty much every clan...
The Ebon Jaguar / "Cauldron Born" is one that was almost exclusive to the Jags for a period of time...Same with the Stormcrow / Ryoken.
I suppose the Stone Rhino is their top end mech, kind of like the Kodiak and Dire Wolf are for Ghost Bear and Wolf clans
You can buy a 100 pack for $18 on Amazon right now. A few of those should fix you right up.
They seem to be called Pop Tubes or Fidget Tubes. It's pretty weird to me that they turned a niche party favor toy into the worst possible thing you could give to a low functioning autist.
>accidentally step on one of the fish
>it skyrockets off into the distance
Do parents/teachers still teach kids that stealing is wrong? All modern media basically teaches that stealing is ok so long as you are stealing from somebody who doesn't need it. I don't believe modern society even has morals anymore, normalgays flex by showing how much of an apathetic butthole they are and Gankerners take pride in how little they do for others in their life and community
I don't even know how you're supposed to teach morality without religion to back it up. You'd just be telling that stealing is bad b-because it is okay!? At most, you can teach them that you'd be encouraging society as a whole to steal, which will come back and bite you, but that wouldn't dissuade one from stealing in complete secrecy.
you teach that if everyone acted morally, society as a whole would improve, so as much as they may want to act selfishly, they need to resist the urge and listen to their conscience because that's what they'd expect their fellow man to do.
Still sounds like the bare minimum of making it seem like you're acting good to others will pass. For example, if you can be beloved by all but secretly steal from them, you would be better off than if you were beloved by all but you didn't take anything from anyone. What's stopping you from being in the former situation if no one could ever find out that you steal?
well if you're stealing from people, they're probably gonna notice eventually and lose trust in you.
Yeah that's what's actually going to be happen in real life. I was talking about an ideal scenario.
What's going to happen is that you're going to grow up and think this: "Damn, I wish I could steal from, murder and rape everyone's corpses, but because I'd get in trouble for doing so, I have to act like a goodie-two-shoes forever."
actually i think most people's mindsets would be 'i hope no one steals from, rapes, or murders me. i think i'll avoid doing these so that no one has a reason to steal from, rape, or murder me'.
>I can't imagine morality without some magic sky daddy to punish me!
This is why you are an NPC.
Subjective good does not exist. It's just humans doing things for their own gain and detesting that which deprives them. Morality can only be found in a God.
>magic sky daddy
Go back to r*ddit, loser.
>I'm only doing good things because I'm afraid of punishment
You're not a good person
god's objective morality was fabricated by people with a stake in keeping what they have from the people that wanted it. jesus preached the distribution of the rich's property among the poor and they killed him for it. a thousand years later the church was using him to explain why they had a right to everyone else's shit. if you cant read through the lines you're a mark.
>god's objective morality was fabricated by people
Too much evidence just in the way the Bible is composed to suggest otherwise. There are too many undesigned coincidences that are seen throughout the accounts of the disciples to suggest that what they were doing and what they wrote was planned in some secret cabal.
its not a cabal, just human desire. I think the truth of it is significantly simpler than you're making it out to be, just not as satisfying.
>jesus preached the distribution of the rich's property among the poor and they killed him for it. a thousand years later the church was using him to explain why they had a right to everyone else's shit
Word of God can't be corrupted because God's literally omniscient. EVERY modification, change and mistranslation had been foreseen and accounted for. EVERY version of Bible is correct version.
I can forgive atheistgay for not understanding that, but the sad part is, there are tons of so called """ Christians""" (pagans who overheard some scraps of dogma once) who don't understand it either.
>EVERY modification, change and mistranslation had been foreseen and accounted for. EVERY version of Bible is correct version.
What does this mean? That if I translate the Bible, and change what I want, that that version is still correct?
there's a million copies of the bible and in those million copies a million contradictions. if they're all correct then your code of conduct is meaningless. you have infinite options to derive meaning from and you're just picking the ones that are convenient to you.
what do you think heresy is?
>Word of God can't be corrupted because God's literally omniscient
so he chose to present himself wrong, on purpose
what a prankster
>I don't even know how you're supposed to teach morality without religion to back it up. You'd just be telling that stealing is bad b-because it is okay!?
What "back it up"? It's just an infinitely large stick that's conveniently hidden behind the veil of death. Yet another guy going "listen to me or i'll frick you up!"
>Damn, I wish I could steal from, murder and rape everyone's corpses, but because I'd get in trouble for doing so, I have to act like a goodie-two-shoes forever.
Is that how you feel?
All the idea of God changes in the scenario is you're arguing that hiding is impossible, just arguing where are the cameras located.
It's on the level of that "black Volga" urban legend, another "if you're bad then boogeyman will snatch you away" story/psyop. How are you going to stop people from finding out it's fake besides going "uh nuh, you can't prove its NOT real (because that involves looking under every fricking stone in the entire Universe, and even if you did I'd just tell you you looked wrong and to check again)".
without God your rules are subject to moral relativity. Oh stealing is bad to you? well me stealing FROM YOU is GOOD to me, we just live different lifestyles I guess.
You can tell me about your absolute christian morality when the christian denominations finally agree on what it is.
You know what, throw the israelites and muslims in there too. You're all worshiping the same God, but none of you can agree on his morals.
You decry moral relativism while fighting with other believers in the SAME GOD on what your "absolute" morals should be.
I dont follow christians I follow Christ. Christ didnt tell anyone to go to war and he died forgiving his enemies.
No he didnt, judgement day where the forgiven sins are judged
How can you know with certainty what Christ even said?
Memories are muddled every day as his lines, methods and intentions could have been skewed or misremembered a couple months down the line. Humans who recorded the words of Christ are now infalliable and were likely to sew in their own ideas into his original words throughout the years.
Then you have the evil/corrupt humans. Those who are in power through the means of corruption and deception and could have influenced how those lines will be writted in the big book, or even how those dialogues are remembere to push their own agenda.
We are talking about literal, "exact" lines of dialogue that took place 2000 years ago. All of which were later used to form a dominant religion that was used -greedily- as a form of power instead of the inherent good values.
The original words he spoke, the original values he might have intended are almost unrecoverable now and it would be insanely naive to think that the humans who have written renditions of the big book wrote the exact meaning and sentences that were spoken then.
oh cool did an anon say that 2 months ago? and you screencapped it. Thats great but you meed to type it out bud, Im not clicking every schizoid screencap of years old anonymous posts.
>I don't even know how you're supposed to teach morality without religion to back it up
Morals long preceded organized religions by tens of thousands of years.
All your purpose and morality comes from within you, if you're not an NPC who sold off these faculties to a bunch of Middle-Eastern merchants.
All human morals are established by men, including the ones in your bible. The ones I follow just don't have the israeli fairy tale aspect to it.
Even animals have certain morals that allow them to survive and cooperate in a group, i.e. helping each other when in danger and sharing food.
If you claim that morality (i.e. objectively good behavior) comes from your "god", then here's how you prove it:
1. Prove your "god" exists
2. Prove your "god" is benevolent enough to follow his moral code, and
3. Prove your "god" is the author of said moral code, not the men who actually wrote them.
Don't worry, you'll never get past step 1.
Just repeating to kids that it's bad is enough.
That's what was done to me and I've never stolen anything in my life.
Especially for something like stealing which is obviously bad because it creates a distrustful society where you have to watch your back constantly. And nobody likes being stolen from so you'll end up alone. There are valid arguments for everything amoral, if you can't find any then maybe it's not actually amoral.
Abrahamic religions simply say "Because God said so and will throw you to hell if you don't do as he says". Convincing someone is always better than intimidating because you just do it once and then people will really be by your side, you don't need a constant threat to keep them there. When the fear of religion disappeared in the West, people abandoned their values because they weren't convinced about their goodness, they were forced to adopt them.
Nobody bothered trying to give convincing arguments about the importance of a traditional family and gender roles, that's why it lost against feminism that actually gave arguments against it.
Religion isn't a long term solution.
>nobody likes being stolen from
okay, so just always make sure to steal more than is stolen from me, got it. Theres no objective truth and your gay old teachings fall apart when I steal your shit and it doesnt matter
>but then Ill steal your shit
I will kill you and theres nothing stopping me from doing so because "Its bad for society" doesnt work.
When you do these things you will pay for it, while you are on earth, whether you realize it or not. Pirating is morally fine but someone who robs their friends will never feel happiness or love in the way they could have if they lived a harmonious and honest life connected with people they love, your fleeting pleasures will leave you empty.
>will never feel happiness
its so funny that I agree with you, but your reasoning has no backing besides an empty cope that helps you feel better about it. You are so close....you understand that there are universal truths, yet you just need to take a couple tippytoe steps forward to make it work
I went as far with it as I needed to to get across my point in my reply, I wasn't planning on justifying and elaborating on the basis for my world view in a Ganker post.
>I will kill you
That's if you catch me, and if you do I'll fight back and kill you first or at least permanently maim you
Or, you could live among honest people that love you and trust you, leave your stuff where it's more convenient to leave it, come back and it's still there
how do i make chicken not taste so dry?
wrap it in foil and bake it
is this true?
yeah, if you want something to stay as moist as possible when you cook it then you wrap it in foil, works for any meat really
yeah but don't forget to flip it
mala in se =/= mala prohibita
yeah, God totally cares about digital "things" the same way he values life, sure israelite.
I honestly feel like I'm going to pirate games A LOT more often after suffering through the last decade. I want most studios and games to fail.
WELCOME TO HELL????
I still think Christianity feels too easy. Like I can just sin and then ask for forgiveness then I'm in. I don't have to earn it through good deeds or actions. It feels like there should be more to it
The idea isn't just to seek forgiveness from God, it's to be above and beyond in living an earnest and honest life from the moment you seek absolution. You do not even need to be religious to apply this form of deliverance in your life. Understanding your own regrets and growing from them.
Really? I was always taught that everyone falls short of perfection that's why we need Jesus. It was always you can start choosing to live a godly life but all that ultimately matters is that you have find Jesus
there's 3 billion people that practice Christianity. you're gonna get some varying opinions. i'd ignore the ones that don't make sense to you.
So Christianity isn't as simple as consuming as much porn and alcohol I want, repenting, then doing it all over again? I guess that makes sense, that's just what I was taught in church. If I don't 700 times, Jesus will forgive 701 times
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M SORRY FOR USING THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN TO SHITPOST
The concept of owning an idea for hundreds of years is purely a construct of modern greed and fear of competition. It conflicts with natural law and will therefore never be fully enforceable.
Today every aspect of our culture and everything we use on a daily basis is considered the intellectual property of some company.
And no it isn't meant to protect the original developers (many of which are dead or retired) nor is it because the companies care about the IP or intend to do anything with it. It's only a means to keep as much power and influence as possible in the hands of the companies to stifle competition.
Companies will sit on their IP forever and never do anything with it. Most of the games we grew up with will never reach a conclusion aside from a handful of mainstream titles that get mutilated in lazy remakes by people who never liked or understood the originals to begin with.
We will all be long dead before copyrights expire on any of the media we saw as children (if they ever expire) and by the time they do there will likely be nobody around who has any interest in them or ever heard of them to begin with.
If we had the same type of draconian IP rules thousands of years ago we'd still be living in caves.
Only a total brain-dead bootlicker would feel sympathy for these companies.
Why did God give us free will, if free will literally made everything worse for us?
Like, we take it for granted that free will is supposedly a good thing, but... why is it a good thing?
Why does no one ever ask why free will is good?
I would be a lot better if I didn't have free will, but I shouldn't reject the gift, I should just choose the better path.
instead I will stay up until 5am playing last epoch, even though I know it is the wrong thing to do, because it is addictive and fun. I hope God can understand and forgive me, or give me a break. I am only human.
>Why did God give us free will, if free will literally made everything worse for us?
For fun
Would you rather be a mindless drone? What good is it to be happy if you can't experience it?
So if a human doesn't have free will, he can't experience happiness?
It doesn't sound like one follows from the other. You can still experience qualia without being able to exert your own will, the same way a dog can feel happy, even though it can only act through instinct.
As for the "mindless drone" part... isn't that our job? To make sure that we obey God?
The punishment is eternal torture in hell, after all, so becoming a mindless drone for God is by definition the best thing that can happen.
why the hell would you want to be a mindless dog?
Sapience doesn't necessitate free will, but free will necessitates sapience.
We wouldn't need shooters, science or technology if God never gave us free will and we just chilled in heaven for eternity.
This idea that free will is a good thing is a very earthly one.
We all intuitively think that having free will is a good thing and constant happiness is a bad thing because we're used to this kind of life.
Free will just means being able to make choices according to your own accord.
Why do you value being able to make decisions so much over an omnipotent turning you into a happiness machine?
>We wouldn't need shooters, science or technology if God never gave us free will and we just chilled in heaven for eternity.
but at this point why not just not create life at all? it makes more sense to me to have people experience a life with free will where good and bad exists, before they die and go to heaven where they can experience nothing but good all the time, because they're able to appreciate it instead of just experience it because that's all they've ever known.
>it makes more sense to me to have people experience a life with free will where good and bad exists, before they die and go to heaven where they can experience nothing but good all the time, because they're able to appreciate it instead of just experience it because that's all they've ever known.
Why won't you go to Best Korea then? Picking out corn out of cow shit and bark soup are going to make you appreciate bread so le much more.
Masosadistic freak.
dont you understand anon. choking to death on pollution makes you appreciate a single blade of grass more! our new glorious 100 hour work week helps us appreciate sleep and leisure time more! ze bugs help us appreciate meat more!
How can you really experience anything without free will? Sure you might be happy, but there's also no you. No being, no existence.
I don't believe in free will. But it doesn't matter because it still feels like I have free will.
I just want the events in my life to be pleasant ones. If that means my choices were written in stone ahead of time then that's fine with me.
>Would you rather be a mindless drone?
1. Who cares about what humans think?
2. When one becomes a mindless drone then that one will be made to prefer being a mindless drone. No problem here. Post-factum consent is valid.
the way i see it is that everything is as is, because it's the optional way for things to be. if we didn't have free will, then there's no point in any sort of life to begin with. we'd just be empty shells experiencing constant euphoria. you might say 'free will is bad because it allows wars to happen and war is bad', but if people didn't fight we wouldn't have all these cool shooting games we all enjoy. or maybe a more sensible reason would be we wouldn't have a reason to pursue science and technology which has allowed to create things we never thought possible.
>if we didn't have free will, then there's no point in any sort of life to begin with. we'd just be empty shells experiencing constant euphoria.
god didn't do that a snake did
god is way more incompetent than written, the bible is skubgay-tier super copium
God being an imperfect being makes so much sense.
God is obviously not omiscient, because he would have known that the personalities that he gave to Adam and Eve would inevitably lead to them getting corrupted by the snake after supposedly granting them free will.
I hate the anti-skub
I hate the anti-skub
I hate the anti-skub
I hate the anti-skub
don't bother, there is no real answer, if god was omniscient he wouldn't need to test us as he knows LITERALLY every out come possible, if he was omnipotent he could devise a universe free from suffering, we only have unhappiness due to the way our chemical reactions work, god could literally make us be okay with just existing and eating bread erryday that grows from a tree
Our experiences are our purpose. God knows the course of our history and set us upon it to face the full breadth of good and evil, and to share our conclusions about it with one another. He cannot do this himself, He cannot, by definition experience uncertainty or hesitation, or being wrong except by fiat. Thus we were made in His image to solve the paradox. We are the stone which is so heavy it cannot be lifted and the force which yet raises it.
>tfw to intelligent to comprehend good and evil
Most shocking of all your elucidations is the idea God is the type to browse r/atheism
he isn't god then
Understand that even if God were to simply make it so, that the full course of human history and the nature of what it means to be anything but divine fully realized and known to Himself, it would make no difference to us, as we would be created in our full detail by definition in the process as well as an incalculable number of courses which diverge from our own. The truth is that we could well be a corollary to Creation rather than the final form of His creation.
Jesus formed a new covenant which was humanly attainable and accessible to all the people of the world.
>implying the old covenant wasn't humanly attainable
this is what we in the business call a skil issue
so not just le wholesome crucifixion was God's CBT session, but the entirety of existence is it too?
very rapey
To use such terminology is crass and reductive but in some sense, the principle is correct. Your conclusion for it, however is not. You mistake your incomplete mortal understanding of good for the ontological Good. Human suffering and our continual triumphs over it are merely texture set upon the surface of the greater purpose.
>You mistake your incomplete mortal understanding of good for the ontological Good
>m-muh his galaxy brained plan!
>Human suffering and our continual triumphs over it are merely texture set upon the surface of the greater purpose.
Again, masosadistic freak.
this is what Shifting MoundBlack folk actually believe
I have the free will to call you a homosexual and have your mom suck my nuts
Is this how tendies have to cope now? lmao
Also God can tongue my anus for creating women
>This thread again
Pretty proud of this one, eh?
go practice the oldest pagan tradition, converting to Christianity.
Naw, m8 we had bardic schools running up to XVIII century
Quickly
I NEED MORE REPRESENTATIONS OF HELL IN VIDYA
hell has several sections but this is the one i remember the most, the river of flame before the chaos sanctuary
Here's a question, if the universe existed, but it had no intelligent life to experience or observe it, would it truly exist?
It seems to be the case that it did, for far, far longer than it has otherwise.
that's the case right now for 99% of the universe. it's weird.
You think the universe exists?
We are nothing but the fragments of a fever dream of a moronic jellyfish in an infinite void.
Observation in the context of quantum state collapse means "something present that measures". People automatically fixate on this being someone physically looking at the target, but it doesn't have to be. Measurement can be both how the object is affected, or how its presence alters something nearby.
Could this be Nintendo’s doing?
No its a metokur fanboy. They have been larping for a long time on here I wish he would die already so these guys can move on with their lives.
some of you don't deserve free will
I don't get the idea of burning for eternity. You'd eventually get used to it. It would be more effective to have an on and off schedule for the burning. Maybe you only burn for a certain amount of hours a day or you burn for 1 day and they torture you other ways on the next day.
Talk to the Zoroastrianism folks. They were the ones who started monotheism, a burning hell with sin based punishment, and all the common bullshit associated with the afterlife.
I don't get the idea of torture, at all.
If God is omnipotent, and he's testing our personality, why not just fix our personality with his magic powers instead of punishing us for the way he created us?
The whole idea of testing humans for their free will is moronic, because people are born and raised with different personalities.
If you develop severe schizophrenia and kill your mailman because you thought he was planting an explosive in your mail box, is it really fair to condemn you to hell?
What about people who develop personality disorders that make them abusive, but only because they grew up in very abusive households?
>If you develop severe schizophrenia and kill your mailman because you thought he was planting an explosive in your mail box, is it really fair to condemn you to hell?
>What about people who develop personality disorders that make them abusive, but only because they grew up in very abusive households?
both these people would get the electric chair or life in prison with or without a god
In the US? ...no?
You can't go to trial if you're deemed insane.
Nor is being the abuser in an abusive relationship illegal, UNDER SPECIFIC CIRCUMSTANCES.
Even if it were, getting killed is infinitely less bad than getting tortured for an eternity.
You are moronic.
That is where the original sin comes in, bub.
I didn't participate in that, and I don't think I would have.
>You'd eventually get used to it
Of course you would, many could also argue that burning for eternity would also be a superior option to non existence.
You have to understand this stuff was written with the intent of terrifying peasants who knew very little about psychology or the world around them thousands of years ago. It served its purpose well but a lot of it just doesn't work anymore with people's current understanding of the world.
Unfortunately normies don't function very well without a religion of some sort which is likely a contributor to many of the issues we face today.
A lot of the stuff about hell and the devil has even been retconned by the catholic church in recent years.
I'll be burning in hell, but I will not be sorry.
There's nothing to be sorry for, each action has purpose, whether it's to shit on late-game tendies, or to just enjoy some old games.
homies want a world where everyone is a 7ft tall, blonde haired, blue eyed gigachad where there's nothing to do but stand around and feel good all the time. we don't need food because no one starves. we don't need toilets because no one shits. we don't need sex because we don't reproduce because no one dies. we don't have houses because the weather is good all the time. we don't play sports because we're all equal in strength and speed. we don't have comedies because there's nothing to laugh at. we don't hunt dangerous animals because they're all our friends. we don't have videogames because nothing ever dies. are you morons for real?
Yes. No need for needs. Do you mourn not wanting to transition? You don't need to split your wiener to be trans, you know.
Vengeful guy. With strong opinions about video games.
Yhose threads are made by ninendo emplyee
So whats It gonna be, anon?
Eternal inmaterial punishment for inmaterial beings?
Eternal inmaterial reward for Inmaterial beings?
Eternal Slack.
why not both?
I need a pipe
The poor indie dev you stole from couldn't pay his rent and he died in the cold, anon.
I'm glad I didn't buy Hades, only 3 of the weapons are fun, only 2 boon types are useful and the second game looms samier. I might buy Bastion.
Buying games on sale is the same as pirating a percentage of them.
Please only buy games at full price.
just using the internet iself is a reason to send us to hell so I think pirating is a lesser offense.
We're just emulating our lord and savior Jesus Christ who pirated bread, fish and wine.
just be kind and love one another. Jesus didnt die for you guys to be so cruel. Youre my friends!
Why do we need Jesus to be kind to other people? We already had the commandments, bringing Christ in is just overdoing it.
the commandments came and people still werent being kind.
God told the people of Israel exactly how to live and they tried to pull one over on God as if hes stupid and beneath them. You might not need Jesus for the sake of being kind, but His sacrifice reminds me to always be better to the people around me. You be good to the people around you and dont forget to be good to yourself, you deserve it!
>His sacrifice
What did he lose
Jesus, God in human form, was mocked, tortured, and killed
So his feelings were hurt? Some sacrifice.
About three days time.
I lost like twenty days reading the bible, I have the better case for being a martyr than Jesus does.
To make you feel guilty and shameful so you comply with orders and accept abuse more willingly.
If you haven't noticed "white guilt" is just original sin updated for modern audiences.
>Yeah bud doesn't matter if you've never committed any crimes or have no power you're going to need to spend the your life suffering and being punished for crimes other people you've never seen or met supposedly did.
Hey christians,
Do aborted babies go to heaven?
If so, shouldn't you be in favor of abortion? It's the golden ticket straight to paradise. No chance of ruining things by being born a muslim or whatever. And the mother can just pray for forgiveness.
If not, doesn't that make God evil? The aborted babies did nothing wrong but he's gonna torment them forever?
God is just, so aborted babies likely go to heaven, but in much the same way you wouldnt cheer for a small child to be hit by a truck, you wouldnt cheer for a child to be aborted. Death is depicted as the final enemy.
I feel like you typed this thinking you had an epic gotcha on your hands
Haha, you fell for my trap. Now I get to post this image. Works every time.
Your belief system logically leads to the position that killing children is for their own good. Here it is being said by a world famous christian apologist.
This isn't hypothetical, there have been religious parents who killed their children specifically under this reasoning.
I don't believe in your religion, so my hands are clean. I don't believe in a heaven that dead children go to.
sorry, Im a follower of Christ, not a follower of every smiling man in a photograph
Jesus never says that you have to be baptised. Thats just more catholic headcanon
>but in much the same way you wouldnt cheer for a small child to be hit by a truck,
But as a Christian you would cheer if two bears mauled 42 children to death right in front of you because they jeered at a bald man.
I can safely say Ive never done that.
I'm just referencing Kings 2:23-25
they used to go to hell but they created 'limbo' to placate dead babies from disease and other things before the special bath
fricking dead baby SJWs ruining the afterlife
limbo isnt real, it was just old catholic headcanon by a bunch of drunk priests who never bothered to read the bible and would rather pray to some guy who got rid of the snakes in ireland than Jesus
then babies go straight to hell because no baptism
They're denied the right to exist, sometimes it is nature making that choice, it is a cruel and heavy decision that man is ill equipped to make so callously. If the choice must be made between two lives, so be it. Even from a secular perspective, it doesn't make much sense to me, if one were to look ahead twenty years into the future of any child, regardless of the hardship, it's fleetingly rare that they would regret the opportunity to live. I would never have lived were this a world where such things were taken so lightly, and my life was intrinsically altered by the selfish choices of a young mother burdened with a responsibility she was not willing to bear, but too afraid for the stigma to choose decisively. In a way, I'm grateful for that. Though my life has been marked by struggle, both imposed upon me, and by my own doing as a consequence of my refusal to accept those limitations. I would not say that I regret it in any way. There was once a time that I would have, I admit, but that has passed.
What if you were to be born in India?
The chances of you ending up christian in that situation are approximately 0% so you'd have a guaranteed seat in hell waiting for you by being born. Would you really want to live your little finite existence shitting on streets with nothing to look forward to but eternal torment?
From a secular perspective fetuses aren't children and there's little harm being done by killing them. I feel more pity for the baby chicks we casually throw into grinders for being born male. At least those are proper lifeforms that can think and feel.
I believe Hell is a holdover which merged into Christianity as means of reconciling the Pagan beliefs of Europe and Anatolia with itself, by way of early converts being deeply and personally convinced of their previous cosmology, and that it was in some capacity a reflection of the truth. No one is punished for being unaware or even for being unfit to resist sin. They simply go unrewarded. When their time ends, they cease to exist, perhaps they are good and they make the world a better place, that has value in its own right. There are people right now who accept that as the very best for which they can possibly hope, I used to be one of them.
As for the other statement, I said before that if you split the world into two based on whether a woman makes such a decision or not, the one in which their child gets to live will almost certainly have the both of them admit that it was worthwhile.
>They're denied the right to exist
Okay, and? "Trans kids" are denied the "right" to sew their holes shut and nobody cries.
It's obviously the wrong choice.
>it is a cruel and heavy decision that man is ill equipped to make so callously
No, it's a trivial and obvious calculation of costs vs benefits. Pregnancy should be illegal.
>If the choice must be made between two lives, so be it
why not both? 🙂
>Even from a secular perspective, it doesn't make much sense to me
We weren't discussing the secular perspective. From the transgender perspective, parents who deny their children "treatment" should lose custody over them the same way a parent should lose custody for denying a diabetic kid insulin.
>if one were to look ahead twenty years into the future of any child, regardless of the hardship, it's fleetingly rare that they would regret the opportunity to live
Nobody regretted never being born. Clear improvement. Preventing horrific lives categorically overrides creating frivolity of satisfying stupid, unnecessary needs.
Right to not exist is paramount.
i should 'jak her
Can't ask forgiveness if you believe that you're doing a right thing by murdering someone. The key to atonement is that you feel guilt over what you've done, and not that you believe what you've done is 'for the best' or 'the right thing to do'.
If you're murdering babies because you think it's the moral thing to do so they get into heaven, despite one of the Bible's highest laws being "Thou shalt not murder", you are not going to be forgiven no matter how much you pray.
>despite one of the Bible's highest laws being "Thou shalt not murder",
No, the Bible's highest law is "Thou shalt not have other gods before me". They're sorted in that order for a reason.
What part of 'one of' do you not understand?
Isn't going to heaven literally makes you become a midless robot that only purpose is to elevate god every day for all eternity? Doesn't that make god kind of an butthole with a huge ego?
if you can't own games then you can't steal them either
/thread
How Christian religion "works":
1. A guy died for your sins.
2. But this isn't enough, you still have to do the whole religious emporium thing.
3. And It ammounts to nothing because you'll be judges for those sins you were pardoned.
You should read that book you're trying to make a criticism of but I doubt you can considering the amount of typos in your post. To receive forgiveness you have to accept it.
About 15 times in different tongues and translations
It's amazing you can't type a coherent thought let alone a sentence and yet you expect anyone to believe that
You really think the bible has been untouched after all these years? If so, then THAT'S some blind fath.
Autismo screeching is not an argument.
Personal attacks are not an argument.
Nonsequiters are also nonarguements, shifting goalposts at most, concessions at least.
The argument must be isolated as I doubt you have the IQ to isolate It xirself.
Jesus judges your pardoned sins.
Matthew 25, following, Matthew 5.
Let me ellaborate: I understand you fine, yet you don't seem to understand me?
My Guess is that if my grammar were botched, Id understand botched grammar alone
That's because I type in clear English. No, having bad grammar doesn't mean you'd only understand someone who also has bad grammar.
No, you type in hick simpleton english
Say it with a straight face: Jesus will judge me for my forgiven sins
Thats not how it works. If you truly lived your life as a follower of christ you just show your ticket and move on, but you have to accept it first.
the absolute state of heaven if that really is the case
bound to make detroit look like a fricking joke
That's just untrue. He judges you for your good deeds to determine your eternal reward. Read the book or stop talking about shit you don't know about.
I have read the book more oftenly than you
Okay, I don't care and you can't prove that but I'm still right.
Must I post verses?
go ahead. preferably NIV and not whatever rusky/arabic variant youre using
Christianity stopped making any lick of sense when priests were forced into celibacy and selling indulgences was banned.
>[the United States Congress shall have power] To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries.
it's not a innate natural moral right like property rights but an arbitrary state enforced system designed to encourage creative output.
>God creates universe with free with the possibility of evil
>didn't just create universe with free will but without the possibility of evil
Did he just not think of it?
if you can't harm others, then you're not truly free. when you're free you take both the good and the bad.
>if you can't do something you don't have free will
Right now there are literally infinite things that you can't do. I guess you don't have free will at all then by that logic.
God doesn't exist THOUGHBEIT
chemo
so much chemo
more like ki-no!
>"Ok :)"
ok i forgive you but that's not what you're down there for
>Christian larpers lying and gaslighting itt
What if the brain is the soul? It's just more squishy and tangible than you thought.
In every other respect it has the properties you associate with a soul. It's the core essence of a person. It's where your thoughts and feelings come from.
You're going to reject it just because it actually exists instead of being an unprovable ethereal concept?
Now sure, it's not immortal like you hoped, but think of it this way. You sprang into existence out of nothing once when your brain formed. Who's to say it won't happen again once you're dead? Maybe death isn't quite the end.
youre allowed to think that, I dont, but noones stopping you. I dont believe the comlex systems of our world, let alone our universe are happenstance.
>well monkeys and typewriters and shakespeare
I dont buy that either.
Well it's not happenstance. The complexity formed over a long time through well understood mechanisms. It's no more mysterious than a river carving a beautiful canyon over thousands of years.
I maintain there are 0 observed instances of life begotten from nonlife. This happened one time at the birth of the universe and never again according to Big BangBros
lol nobody has ever claimed that life began at the big bang.
I can't take anything you say seriously anymore after that one. There would be no life in a sea of superhot plasma composed solely of hydrogen.
If anything, scientists think life has probably originated many times all around the universe in little pockets where the conditions are just right.
What with the universe being so big and all.
Abiogenesis is a problem we haven't quite solved yet, but that's not a conversation I'm going to have with someone who thinks scientists believe life began at the big bang.
>a lump of material interacting with itself with simple attraction/repulsion rules cannot spring out on its own/without a good reason
>but a perfect thinking entity can!
Christians believe that SOVL is stored in the heart
Jews believe that SOVL is stored in the kidneys
But where's the SOVL located according to Muslims?
their nephews butthole
whats up with the athiests typing in barely coherent english, is it all the same guy or is this some phenomenon
I thought I had like 4 guys tagged, and then they all started posting screencaps of other posts and I can only believe its like 1 guy on his laptop, desktop, and phone
>YOUR RIGHTS END WHERE MY FEELINGS BEGIN
It's all in the mindset behind it. Piracy is, like everything else, a tool. Tools are not inherently evil in themselves. It's how you use them.
>like game
>it's out of print
>but you bought it legally already
>rip it yourself, or pirate a copy from the internet
>no problems here, even if it's slightly illegal, because you're not depriving anyone of money
God doesn't blindly expect you to obey every dumb law in the world. You just have to be reasonable and respectful. He gave us brains, didn't he? Why not use them?
god created dicky so the devil created age of consent
>be spanish
>Well read, high iq
>Talk to other spaniards
>Ure weird but gramagickially correct
>Talk to Christian redneck
>U probably don't know speech skillz
moron
We are god, Heaven and hell are mind states, the bible is just a metaphorical tool to teach metaphysics and the morality it teaches implies that not paying for content from parasites that engage in evil behavior is the correct decision, Jesus did not care about businessmen's profits.
There is only one person on Earth. Every time you die you reincarnate as someone else. You are everyone. We are god.
Be kind to everyone you meet, because eventually you'll be them.
Now that's a good religion. These beliefs would naturally turn selfishness into altruism. Suddenly all harm is self-harm.
>eggBlack person
The people who wrote the bible saw the same spiritual realm but interpreted in such a way that it would aid them in creating a society that will conquer other societies and survive the time and place they were existing in.
>be born with sadomasochistic urges
religion over
>Eve was so stupid, couldnt be me
>meanwhile this whole thread
>GOD IS A BENCHOD BECAUSE IF GOD WERE REAL HE WOULDNT HAVE REDEEMED DE GOOGLE PLAY CARD!!!!!
If god is real then explain these digits
videogames?
This is Yahweh's wife, Asherah. Say something nice about her.
i like her melons
How would God react if you told him his wife had nice melons?
According to Christians he would murder you for believing in a god other than him.
Fun fact: Asherah is actually mentioned in the bible.
She was one of the polytheistic gods the israelites were worshiping until Abraham and Moses came along, murdered half of their own tribe, and outlawed worshiping her.
Jannies, I'm confused. I got warned for a thread exactly like this, but about using cheat devices, for being "off-topic". This is 300+ replies?
"i sexually identify as an attack helicopter" is known as the One Joke. It is not overused, it just makes an excellent point about a nonsensical ideology.
One Joke itself, however, is just a rehash of another: "I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster".
>20+2004
>98% of humanity consists of people with no moral compass who still believe in a bootleg pre-Canaanite war deity that originated from a polytheistic pantheon which they've stolen from israelites after they started pretending they were always monotheists
This mental self-cucking is the precise reason why we haven't colonized Mars back in 2002 CE
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Daily reminder that there is no god but Allah
It's okay because I do it to avoid taxes.
what are you going to do in the afterlife bros
i'll probably just sleep under a tree for a few hundred years first
then idk make myself a silent hill sorta town and try to learn the guitar or something
there's a lot of shit flinging ITT, and i myself am an atheist fully convinced that when your brain stops working you're gone, but for the record that sounds comfy as hell. against my own drawn conclusions i hope to one day meet you in that silent hill town, anon.
there WILL be an afterlife and it WILL be our own personal paradise and you WILL be welcome to visit anon
it will be very cozy
God doesn't care about children being trafficked across the globe for the global elite, so why would God care about pirating video games?
>what biblical propaganda wants you to believe
AAAA FORGIVE ME, PLEASE DON'T TORTURE ME FOR ETERNITY
>what would actually happen
Wow, those israeli megacorps told you not to do it and you just said frick them? Sick, I like your rebel spirit. Wanna play some pirated games? We have our own illegal server.
if buying isn't owning then pricay is not stealing
I just don't understand why you would ever worship a god that is not actively providing you with some kind of tangible benefit. But I suppose that's why so many modern monotheists need the threat of eternal suffering to be ""faithful""
The tangible benefit is existence, life, and consciousness.
>AAAAAAH IM SORRY FOR CHARGING $80 FOR SLOP PLEASE GOD FORGIVE ME