None of them are cute or have a likable personality. Other life sims are even worse than Starjew. Story of Seasons has shitty waifus too. Only Rune Factory has good ones. Fax.
Then who is better?
Penny because you can marry her and force her to frick all the villagers and threaten to send her back to the trailer if she doesn't do it
Why would you out yourself as some one who speaks with authority on a subject matter they have no knowledge of like that? That response is one of some one who has never gone past 2 hearts with Haley, let alone married her.
>when she sees the next best thing
I have no reason to defend Haley since I don't care for her but the farmer literally has the combined wealth of several small countries.
>Gold digger wife who'll lost interest in farming when she sees the next best thing
My farmer had 5 million Gs by the end of the second year and is by far and away the wealthiest person in town by far
I went for Penny immediately because she’s my type physically and personality wise. Haley was annoying at first but grew on me over time. I got 10 hearts with both and decided who to marry by prompting an AI story where the girls go to the bathhouse at night and catfight to see who gets the farmer. Penny won.
>prompting an AI story where the girls go to the bathhouse at night and catfight to see who gets the farmer. Penny won
W-what website was this? Asking for a friend (me)
Penny, Haley and Abigail are all acceptable options. Leah is ok if you can get over her background and Emily is only acceptable if you have mental issues. Maru is just a joke.
Jas!
baseed
Return of the jasi
never change jaschad
how does he do it
None of them are cute or have a likable personality. Other life sims are even worse than Starjew. Story of Seasons has shitty waifus too. Only Rune Factory has good ones. Fax.
Penny is both cute and kind, you shut up.
Nah.
Then who is better?
Penny because you can marry her and force her to frick all the villagers and threaten to send her back to the trailer if she doesn't do it
Kys cuck
What kind of cuck fantasy is this? And don't claim pimp fantasy, everyone who's anyone knows a pimp doesn't ever marry a ho
It's my fantasy and I use it all the time
love Emily
lovable little weirdo
Manic pixie dream girls are fun for a frick of two but actually being in a relationship with them isn't fun
I wouldn't know, I haven't dated since high school
>little
Emily is BIG
I love my cute rock-munching wife!
NEED to see her panties
Ok but I'm getting Penny.
Why?
I love Penny. Penny is best girl. Penny is love.
Sorry, but I don't like you in that way.
purple pubes
Those are ugly portraits.
For real
Anyone who doesn't believe Haley is the best wife got filtered by her response at the dance.
Gold digger wife who'll lost interest in farming when she sees the next best thing
Why would you out yourself as some one who speaks with authority on a subject matter they have no knowledge of like that? That response is one of some one who has never gone past 2 hearts with Haley, let alone married her.
>when she sees the next best thing
I have no reason to defend Haley since I don't care for her but the farmer literally has the combined wealth of several small countries.
>Gold digger wife who'll lost interest in farming when she sees the next best thing
My farmer had 5 million Gs by the end of the second year and is by far and away the wealthiest person in town by far
They're all awful. Penny is tolerable, but she's got so little going on in her head that it'd require constant lobotomization to love.
Cute wives.
haha based my fellow discord sisters
we got another stardew valley general onto Ganker
I've always wondered how hard you have to circle jerk to be in a game discord that's not related to an MMO
I went for Penny immediately because she’s my type physically and personality wise. Haley was annoying at first but grew on me over time. I got 10 hearts with both and decided who to marry by prompting an AI story where the girls go to the bathhouse at night and catfight to see who gets the farmer. Penny won.
>prompting an AI story where the girls go to the bathhouse at night and catfight to see who gets the farmer. Penny won
W-what website was this? Asking for a friend (me)
AI Dungeon before it went to shit
I refuse to believe any anon actually chooses Abigail or Maru.
>I refuse to believe any anon actually chooses Abigail
Why wouldn't you pick a fertility goddess like her
>halfbreed has the smallest breasts
Based and breastpilled
What's everyone's favorite OC mod waifu?
Pink hair autismo
Penny, Haley and Abigail are all acceptable options. Leah is ok if you can get over her background and Emily is only acceptable if you have mental issues. Maru is just a joke.
>autosage
Wew.