ac mirage

>1 day after release
>0 buzz or fanfare about it
What went wrong?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's Ubislop.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's not on pc until it's on Steam
    even then, everyone has already played AC1

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker is too zoomer brained to be into
    Stealth

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stealth
      >when you can literally press X to AWESOME and kill everyone near

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stealth
      you literally get a teleporting move that guarantees assassination no matter what

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't see a codex release yet

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had some interest until the teleportation shit.
    Origins was the last good AC game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Revelations was the last good AC game.
      Fixed.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        absolutely not, AC3 as shit as it was had its moments and was fricked dev wise, old Ganker leak confirmed its issues (over 1000 devs all in different languages and shit management) the last great AC was unity.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >was fricked dev wise
          Not my fricking problem, if the game is shit it's shit.
          Not to mention all the build up regarding the plot was just to find a McGuffin that magically solved everything with no explanation whatsoever.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I agree but it was tragic, AC3 ruined the lore and desmond, it even set up the literal start of the modern AC we wont get.

            It was bad, iirc on Ganker the dev was like "I made some missions as a test and they fricking made it in the game" it had 0 control, hence all the scuffed ship combat and building, and the weird frontier you built up.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never enjoyed an assassin's creed game.
    Even someone as dumb as me stops caring after a decade and a half of abject slop.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A co worker of mine is fricking obsessed with this game. He's been talking about it all week.
    I don't fricking get it. These games are so fricking boring.

    Poor motherfricker has a wife that spends all his money on bullshit and that just gets thrown away and he works 2 jobs while she doesn't do jack shit. And he decides his best use of his limited time is fricking Assassin's Creed what the frick jerking off is 100x more worthwhile than this shit. Maybe you should take that shit up Anthony and leave this fat """wife""" of yours.

    Whatever games looks like another shitcreed snoozefest.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      how brown is he?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If he enjoys it then who gives a frick lol. Recommend him better shit then. If he's into the Ubi-slop formula:
      Cyberpunk's stealth is way better, the game has soul despite being triple A slop, and it runs well on midtier hardware now. It's about 100x better in everyway

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but I tried weening some of my normie friends off of Sonyslop and they just won't try new things

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      To add on to my other post, tell him to get Ghosts of Tsushima if he has a PS4/PS5 it's better than both Cyberpunk and AC put together, and it's also ubi-slop formula. It's better than the best AC game.

      I feel like you probably just offer up autistic enthusiast-type games that aren't accessible. Correct me if I'm wrong.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    AC games are such bland, corporate, focused-grouped design-by-committee crap that there's barely anything to be excited about. 1000 people work on each game and there's not an ounce of soul or personality to found in any of them

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're like 10 games too late to make a proper sequel to AC1. what the frick was that series

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder, shits so fricked all marketing are literal poo poo skin shills.

    Indians smell so fricking bad, even their cultural perfume smells like wet shit. They wear it at weddings and funerals. This is "high" caste let alone the literal doo doo feces low IQ poop skins are into.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont buy games day 1.
    I will be buying this eventually though. I like these games for the premise and Im hoping because its 9th century Baghdad it has some Roman involvement

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it doesnt it, its a dog shit historical game. Even Unity was rough and it had the most material. It all went to shit after AC3 and well AC3 itself.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true this was an AC1 remake that they abandoned?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's a DLC for Valhalla that it's being sold as it's own game.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok appreciate it. Haven't played AC since AC3

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Last good ass creed was syndicate and this is a fact

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no it was unity.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Last good Assassins Creed was Syndicate free-roam. 8.5/10. Syndicates story was a 3/10.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Syndicate's parkour sucked, didn't even have a fricking jump button and you had to go around with that stupid top hat.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I personally loved Top Hat Wolverine and his hot British sister.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy the latest UbiSlop, someone has to pay for all their gender identities.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Video games?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They've been doing this since AC1 btw. The French are ahead of the curve on cucking your own country.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Screen from AC1, gender identities was added later on.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah fair enough but it was the beginning of the end. The permanent revolution of the left marches on.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      phew glad to know my game was made by someone who takes wiener up the ass

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      More games should show this for the marketing campaign. It would help me better save my money.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about political beliefs? Are diverse political beliefs allowed at ubishit studios?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some diversities are more diverse than others.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Isu Loki has shown me a most interesting weapon.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Impossible to get excited for an assassins creed game anymore. They've ruined the franchise for the last 5 or so entries. It's only assassins creed in name.

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