AC3 was a masterpiece and I'm tired of pretending that it wasn't

AC3 was a masterpiece and I'm tired of pretending that it wasn't

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game was so shit it's now getting Magic The Gathering cards.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    all things considered this was probably the first "goyslop" game. i liked it at release tho

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      that would be Halo 4 actually

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >British chad knocks up indian temptress
    >Gets killed by his own son 20+ years later for shit he didn't even order

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ignoring the story, the game was decent and th3 animations were fantastic. IV shaved them down and also reduced the movesets which I was a little miffed about.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beating redcoats to death with the gunstock warclub was one of the most satisfying experiences I've ever had in vidya, it looked so brutal

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      4 was gods gift to gaming and piratechads who sing shanties together as they murder British and Spanish cuckholds.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ironically as good as it was there was still potential on the table that went unrealized due to the game being tied to Assassin's Creed
        it should have been its own IP

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Agreed. Most say it’s barely an assasins creed game and I think that’s what made it really good. Also, why the FRICK can’t they make any other game like it? Best we get is Team Fortress style Sea of thieves goofy freemium trash.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >IV shaved them down
      While Black Flag definitely trimmed too much 3 also has some issues. Daggers straight up don't have a different animation set from tomahawks and plenty of sword attacks will reuse the animations for them as well, admittedly the tomahawks themselves are very nicely choreographed but it's a letdown. Connor with a naval axe is a beautiful sight, though.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Always hated this art
    >looks nothing like Connor
    >looks like he's about to kill Salazar from RE4

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      MISTER KENWAY

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >how many fools can i kill today?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It really wasn't, anon. I finished it for the first time in a decade a couple months ago, so I'm open to having a genuine vidya discussiona and for you to tell me why you think it's that good.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes but you unironically need to be high iq and focus to appreciate it.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The worst part of the game was that tower defense shit where you spend like 10 mins ordering groups of patriots to shoot 5 redcoats at a time and the objective was to kill 150

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I literally never did that, didn't even remember it exists.

      But I do remember the ship combat

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was after the Paul Revere missions

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You did do it.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love the one animation where Connor dives into someone sword-first

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn’t, but it had the potential to be. The studio meddling really fricked the series into the dirt, and we’ll never get a modern day Desmond game because of it.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. The game's first mistake was having a prologue that was more interesting than the rest of the game. The second mistake was the proto-woke decision to have the first game set in the United States (during the Revolution at that) be an indian. The third mistake was a weak present day story that closed the franchise (let's be real here) with a whimper.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The second mistake was the proto-woke decision to have the first game set in the United States (during the Revolution at that) be an indian
      But plenty of Indians fought on both sides during the war? How is it woke? It presents a more interesting perspective than if it was John Smith the white guy who acts and thinks like the rest of the game's cast.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon somehow believes the decision to have Connor be a naive teenager with a native mother but colonial father that learns as he goes along and wears his convictions on his sleeve was a woke one instead of an obvious, simple narrative one. None of it would work if the protagonist was an older wiser character that already knew 100% his convictions and where he stood in the world and the world. Connor's ancestry belonging to both the native people *and* the "invaders" from the other side of the sea is so obviously on purpose it makes me wonder how he missed it. Like, it it was going for wokeness it would just make Connor 100% a native, and ir certainly wouldn't end with his best friend dying and his tribe being forced to move away.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The gameplay was good but I do not give a single shit about connor and the plot was mostly boring. Still has the best opening of any AC tho

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Assassins Creed games set in america (3, 4, Rogue, Liberty) are the only AC games i liked. Say what you want about Ubisoft but seeing america as you come into land in AC3 was kino.
    Coming out of the storm on the jackdaw for the first time was kino.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      4 isn't set in America it's the carribean

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        homie stfu. The Caribbean is part of the american continent

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It takes place before America was even a country with the Spanish and British being mortal enemies

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon here is heavily brain damaged. He also mentioned liking Liberty which was objectively dogshit.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick no. It was middling at best. The story is the weakest part about it, but the native american-themed weapon kit was pretty cool. If I had to find a word to describe the game, I think I'd use "cringekino"

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Connor was the best written assassin in the franchise

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      no.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Connor was a whiny little b***hboy that nobody liked and I'm not going to let his character be even passable let alone good just because the abysmal decline of overall quality of AAA games over the years makes AC3 look like a work of art in comparison

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is true unfortunately. Recently replayed it and although still shitty on its own merits, these half-assed creed games that came out months apart are better than the slop we get now

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Meant to reply to

          ironically as good as it was there was still potential on the table that went unrealized due to the game being tied to Assassin's Creed
          it should have been its own IP

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I liked him at the time and I still like him now

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      no.

      Connor was a whiny little b***hboy that nobody liked and I'm not going to let his character be even passable let alone good just because the abysmal decline of overall quality of AAA games over the years makes AC3 look like a work of art in comparison

      Brehs, I'm writing my own comic and the main character is shaping out to be pretty close to Connor. How do I avoid the boring avenger type of character?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tension relief. Connor is at his best when you compare his attitude and actions in the base game with the Homestead missions.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >laughs in Altaïr, 50% of Ezio and Edward

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >50% of Ezio
        from the original Saga
        Ezio > Altair > a dead dog > the guy that was experimented on before Desmond > Desmond > Connor

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He had less personality than a log of wood and flip flopped loyalties and importance of said loyalties every 10 minutes.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    AC3 was by far the weakest entry of the American era of AC.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't say that when Rogue exists

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOW MANY BLUNTS COULD I SMOKE TODAY

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE IS CHURLES LEEEEEEE

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ac3 doing a forrest gump and making connor be part of all of the most important events of the american revolution was moronic

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boring ass zero-charm main character
    >set in an even more boring period that basically nobody outside of amerilards care about
    no

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nobody outside of amerilards care about
      we don't care about it either

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >any asscreed ever
    >masterpiece
    Hahahahaha how fricking new?

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went through and replayed the AC games up to AC3 on the 360
    AC3 is the first game with VERY noticeable fps drops and short rendering distance.
    Anytime a group of solider would volley fire, it would drop to like 15-20 fps.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You people throw around the word masterpiece so much it's completely lost all meaning

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    And I'm tired of morons pretending shit games were actually good.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah I sure love throwing barrels

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