>Gorion intended for her and Khalid to be your guardians if he died, meaning she's basically your step-mom >jumps on your wiener as soon as your father is out of the picture and Khalid's corpse isn't even cold yet
Bioware was 20 years ahead of the game with the mommy fetish.
I always read Jaheira's romance as you taking advantage of her grief, not the other way around.
you gradually go from friends to lovers, she doesn't immediately try jump on your dick
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I think the misconception comes from people either abusing the pause bug, modding the time length, or fricking around in Baldur’s Gate for so long that the conversations trigger when barely any in game time has passed.
The romantic part should happen after weeks have passed in game.
It depends on which edition (or artist) you're asking, but as far as I know, 2e drow were TINY, and this is reflected by the game sprite which is noticeably smaller than a human. Now we don't really have a precise physical description of Viconia (except she's very beautiful of course) so she's as small as you desire. No, she did not have a fat butt as that would look grotesque on a more petite body.
Are we really pretending the lore of the setting is consistent and has never been revised and edited with every edition? Viconia is a ripe blueberry and that's final.
it literally doesnt matter what it was originally. it only matters if something changes for the worse. change isnt bad. changing shit to Black folk and trannies and 4th wave feminists is bad
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>it literally doesnt matter what it was originally
History revisionists are just as bad as feminists and trannies.
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its not history revisionists. the lore is still going on right now. their skin is magically black. you could literally have some wizard cast a spell to change their shade
they arent Black folk but even if they were you could *still* just use magic to change their skin
viconia has a weird history, being a priest and then an outcast. if everyone involved in d&d shit werent Black person moronic they could have given her a book or something and written an explanation
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>their skin is magically black
No it isn't.
And no one is calling them Black folk.
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yes it is. its black from a curse that effects their race
So do you refer to the word of Gygax? Or maybe Greenwood? Or maybe Salvatore, I heard he wrote a few popular books about a popular drow? Or maybe more relevant, the way Viconia is described in-game which is vaguely dark-skinned but not necessarily a black void?
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Gygax created the drow.
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This isn't about the drow, it's about a specific drow in a specific story which is a specific but not entirely faithful interpretation of a specific setting. There's absolutely no issue with Viconia being more blueberry dark blue than obsidian black.
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no issue other than it looks like shit.
12 months ago
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No, it looks delicious... like a delicious blueberry pie.
12 months ago
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It's blatant whitewashing. Back then people wouldn't accept a black person as a love interest for the MC.
12 months ago
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C'mon, what kind of low effort bait is this? Everyone knows the half-orcs are the black coded race of Faerun. It's Viconia DeVir (noble house), not Vie'konia from the projects.
>Why isn't this female drow which has lived a century more than me a chaste virgin who blushes and covers her eyes in embarrassment at the mere mention of sex
Nobody said she should be like that. In fact, she should be fricking everyone, lorewise. The point is, if you choose to romance her over the other girls, you're a cuck.
>The point is, if you choose to romance her over the other girls, you're a cuck.
No, it means I'm a human supremacist. It means I believe in redeeming evil drow women with the power of the Chaotic Good human wiener.
actual question about the first game
will i have a hard time as a dual wielding fighter with longswords?
i don't want to play an excessively complicated character but i also don't want to gimp myself
i managed to roll great stats str up to 18/90+, couldn't manage 100 but i was tired of rerolling
No pure fighter is good in bg1 since it's pretty much the only class that can take a hit.
Don't bother rerolling for perfect stat's, all you need as a fighter is mixed out str/dex/con the rest doesn't matter at all.
Just finished the original fallout I know a bunch of you gays played it I thought it was pretty good but don't get the huge hype, the first Baldur's gate was better. What gives?
Get help with your porn addiction.
Already done. Now answer my question.
Zdenka Podkapova
no ass b***h
All drow women, whether in the Forgotten Realms or not, are Huemac approved
So is that a yes?
Yes. She is packing a caboose of catastrophic proportions.
Okay. Now what do Drow pussies and buttholes smell like?
Blueberries, duh
And taste?
Blueberries again.
Ignore other answers. They taste like spiders.
Yes
Yes, as we know Gorion's Ward is canonically an elven ass connoisseur (he learned from the best), which is why all of the romance options are elves.
Gooning to Viconia
Same
>caring about Viconia and her ass
>when Baeheira exists
An open wound in Mother Earth. I would plug it, had I the power.
>Baeheira
Literally fricking who?
>Gorion intended for her and Khalid to be your guardians if he died, meaning she's basically your step-mom
>jumps on your wiener as soon as your father is out of the picture and Khalid's corpse isn't even cold yet
Bioware was 20 years ahead of the game with the mommy fetish.
Jaheira is everyone's favourite dommy Druid mommy.
I always read Jaheira's romance as you taking advantage of her grief, not the other way around.
You might be moronic then.
No I'm not. She never even gets over Khalid, so this fantasy where she couldn't wait to get rid of him to nab you in the crib doesn't stick.
you gradually go from friends to lovers, she doesn't immediately try jump on your dick
I think the misconception comes from people either abusing the pause bug, modding the time length, or fricking around in Baldur’s Gate for so long that the conversations trigger when barely any in game time has passed.
The romantic part should happen after weeks have passed in game.
Built for BBC (Big Bhaalspawn wiener)
yes, all elves do.
Idk. Aerie seemed more like a tight ass elf.
>tight ass
not after i got done with her
What did you do?
i listened, and thats what no one else did
I respect that. How did you give her a bugger ass though
Bigger*
can you make Viconia
It depends on which edition (or artist) you're asking, but as far as I know, 2e drow were TINY, and this is reflected by the game sprite which is noticeably smaller than a human. Now we don't really have a precise physical description of Viconia (except she's very beautiful of course) so she's as small as you desire. No, she did not have a fat butt as that would look grotesque on a more petite body.
Fat butts always lose grotesque.
That should say "looks".
The contrast of cum on her dark skin would be pretty hot tbh
easy big fella youre talking about my wife here
Your wife has had a train run on her. Which honestly makes her hotter tbh.
when i married my prostitute sex mistress i made a commitment to always sand behind her
Good for you anon. Does she ever do threesomes? What did she think of you fricking that other Drow?
No, Viconia is repeatedly referred to as slender.
slender waist, tiny feet, fat breasts and ass. simple as
Why do the OG character portraits suck so much ass? Weren't drow supposed to have black skin, but she looks like a fricking smurf?
Drow are supposed to have jet black skin. But if you actually did this in portraits you wouldn't be able to see any features.
The frick you on about, zoom zoom? The OG BG portraits are pure SOUL.
> Weren't drow supposed to have black skin
It's a spectrum. Ranges from black void to light grey and blueberry muffin.
Have you even read any old d&d books? Drow have jet black skin. Only.
she does have jet black skin. shes ingested so much of my cum shes lightening up though
Are we really pretending the lore of the setting is consistent and has never been revised and edited with every edition? Viconia is a ripe blueberry and that's final.
I don't give a frick what was revised or edited. I'm talking about what it was originally when the term drow was first coined.
it literally doesnt matter what it was originally. it only matters if something changes for the worse. change isnt bad. changing shit to Black folk and trannies and 4th wave feminists is bad
>it literally doesnt matter what it was originally
History revisionists are just as bad as feminists and trannies.
its not history revisionists. the lore is still going on right now. their skin is magically black. you could literally have some wizard cast a spell to change their shade
they arent Black folk but even if they were you could *still* just use magic to change their skin
viconia has a weird history, being a priest and then an outcast. if everyone involved in d&d shit werent Black person moronic they could have given her a book or something and written an explanation
>their skin is magically black
No it isn't.
And no one is calling them Black folk.
yes it is. its black from a curse that effects their race
nud&d is not canon.
So do you refer to the word of Gygax? Or maybe Greenwood? Or maybe Salvatore, I heard he wrote a few popular books about a popular drow? Or maybe more relevant, the way Viconia is described in-game which is vaguely dark-skinned but not necessarily a black void?
Gygax created the drow.
This isn't about the drow, it's about a specific drow in a specific story which is a specific but not entirely faithful interpretation of a specific setting. There's absolutely no issue with Viconia being more blueberry dark blue than obsidian black.
no issue other than it looks like shit.
No, it looks delicious... like a delicious blueberry pie.
It's blatant whitewashing. Back then people wouldn't accept a black person as a love interest for the MC.
C'mon, what kind of low effort bait is this? Everyone knows the half-orcs are the black coded race of Faerun. It's Viconia DeVir (noble house), not Vie'konia from the projects.
>I'm talking about what it was originally when the term drow was first coined.
You're still wrong. This is what they looked like back then.
That's not even the OG portrait
she'll have a wiener by the end of 3 (canon)
And here's Viconia from Magic the Gathering last year expansion
thats a troony from some troony company. please dont make off topic posts anon, its a bannable offense
I cannot be banned. I cannot be controlled. Understand this as I (you), ever pathetic, ever fools!
For female drow
>Average height 4′7″‒5′5″ (140‒170cm)
>Average weight 82‒152lb (37‒68.9kg)
Does this mean fat ass? I doubt it.
Adventurers cannot have fat ass. Its not possible to have a big flabby ass if you are constantly exercising.
they are supposed to be well muscled so going off that she looks like a latina
Stop posting this slop in every thread you fat frick failure.
Just find a real job already.
Some of them can have curves in the right places
i remember a Drizzt novel where teenage Drizzt drew a caricature of her fatass older sister
so yeah some drow women canonically have fat asses
>romancing a prostitute which fricked half of the realm
>i-it's just her culture, thats how drow are!
you're a literal cuck if you romance her
>Why isn't this female drow which has lived a century more than me a chaste virgin who blushes and covers her eyes in embarrassment at the mere mention of sex
Nobody said she should be like that. In fact, she should be fricking everyone, lorewise. The point is, if you choose to romance her over the other girls, you're a cuck.
To be fair, the list of people you can romance in BG2 is shit.
Aerie is whiny and Jaheira is a b***h. Viconia is all that's left.
>The point is, if you choose to romance her over the other girls, you're a cuck.
No, it means I'm a human supremacist. It means I believe in redeeming evil drow women with the power of the Chaotic Good human wiener.
>playing a human in baldur's gate
i do think this is an uglier art piece compared to the others but i love it. i want to pet her
For me it's Shindia Darkeyes
That's the worst beholder art i've ever seen.
Worst Illithid art too.
actual question about the first game
will i have a hard time as a dual wielding fighter with longswords?
i don't want to play an excessively complicated character but i also don't want to gimp myself
i managed to roll great stats str up to 18/90+, couldn't manage 100 but i was tired of rerolling
>will i have a hard time as a dual wielding fighter with longswords?
No.
No pure fighter is good in bg1 since it's pretty much the only class that can take a hit.
Don't bother rerolling for perfect stat's, all you need as a fighter is mixed out str/dex/con the rest doesn't matter at all.
i rolled until i could get all 18s in physical stats and high strength, spent the rest in charisma for RP
Just finished the original fallout I know a bunch of you gays played it I thought it was pretty good but don't get the huge hype, the first Baldur's gate was better. What gives?
>Viconia
rape victim, bawd and evil
>Jaheira
used goods, hag
>Aerie
damaged goods, cucks PC with haer'dalis
>Anomen
wholesome, handsome righteous human male figher/cleric with minor anger issues(you can fix him)
I like evil loose rape meat.
>Viconia
>Jaheira
>Aerie
Female, elven, beautiful, made for consensual mating press.
>Anomen
homosexual, made for homosexuals like you.
>liking women
Now that's contrarian!
why cant we romance Bodhi and her fat brapper?
no elves have fat asses, especially drow are more on the emaciated side.
wouldn't have been able to seduce mc otherwise