>actually I hate the chaos gods, I'm only doing exactly what they want me to do out of spite

>actually I hate the chaos gods, I'm only doing exactly what they want me to do out of spite
what the frick was there problem? autism?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Author favoritism.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boy heh, I bet I really subverted your expectations with that one, huh? 😉

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You not reading the books yourself and instead reading summaries devoid of context so you can shitpost on a dying hobby board

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sure thing Diederick

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Except Archaon actually won and is arguably thus more powerful than the Chaos gods.
    The other is just a stupid edgy kid.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Except Archaon actually won
      yeah he won by doing exactly what the chaos gods wanted him to do and blew up the world

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Idk, seems like he's doing fine in AoS despite the world being blown up.
        Archaon and Ratboy are the big winners here, not Chaos, especially not Slaanesh.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Ratboy
          Didn't the ratters nearly get wiped out in the journey to the new world?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well they always nearly wipe themselves out, that's their thing lmao. But the Horned Rat became the Great Horned Rat and the 5th Chaos god - especially since Slaanesh is basically Morathi's boytoy.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I heard from someone that skaven are in a really bad place thanks to various events in the ongoing narrative and that frogboys keep dabbing all over them, but I only halfway pay attention to AoS and even then its mostly for potential conversion fodder.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah maybe, I don't really care about the lore enough to buy the seasonal books, my shelves don't have the space.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fair enough. I guess all I'm really saying is that from my outside persperctive I've been under the impression that they've walked back the Hornet Rat's ascendance a bit. I'm sure they'll have an ERA OF THE RRAT and bring him back into the foreground with a big range refresh or something tho.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well, skavens just leaked for 4th ed AoS (the sprue is in the general), so definitely coming up this summer.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Archaon wanted to destroy the world because he thought it would kill the chaos gods despite the fact that the chaos gods ultimate goal was to destroy the world, well he destroyed the world and guess what! it didn't fricking work, the only thing he accomplished was destroying the world like the chaos gods wanted him to do and now just wanders around the realms mindlessly smashing shit

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, and destroying the world created new non-chaotic gods that can beat up Chaos. All according to the reptilian plan.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the chaos gods ultimate goal was to destroy the world
            >and now just wanders around the realms mindlessly smashing shit
            You've never read a warhammer book.

            Abaddon not being fully corrupted is pure bullshit, especially since those same ''authors'' wrote a dozen books depicting how minimal prolonged warp exposure turns you into a demonized maniac, yet this dude chills in the Eye of Terror for 10k years being one of the main things on the Chaos Gods' radar and is perfectly fine?

            >chaos should be ordered and consistent
            Who'd have thought that the foremost space marine of the great crusade has greater willpower than some random cultist.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >foremost space marine of the great crusade
              I mean if we're just going to spout bullshit, then nothing Abaddon does matters, because the Orks will inevitably overrun the universe before he gets past the Cadian Gate, and Gork and Mork will accidentally kill the Chaos Gods by stepping on them

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd pay to see that!

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's not about willpower, it's like living in a nuclear reactor and not being affected because the author fellates you. He's not a sorcerer, not even a psyker, he's just some gay with a topknot who no sells direct warp exposure because of reasons.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            common Gnostic L

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >especially not Slaanesh.
          Not only is he about to escape he’s stronger than ever on top of not really giving a frick about it in the first place

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dont bet on it, I would love for Slaanesh to escape and buttfrick Morathi snake ass, but I would also not be suprised if GW introduce Malekith faction just to stop it.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Abaddon not being fully corrupted is pure bullshit, especially since those same ''authors'' wrote a dozen books depicting how minimal prolonged warp exposure turns you into a demonized maniac, yet this dude chills in the Eye of Terror for 10k years being one of the main things on the Chaos Gods' radar and is perfectly fine?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's so gay that ADB wrote this tortured anti-chaos Abaddon and then they rewrote Abbadon to transplant that over into fantasy.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    for abbys case he just pretty much became authors favorite, worse part is its not even presented like him being an exceptionally delusional moron getting played but as him actually being to cool to get over by chaos shit which makes it far less interesting

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That mindset is literally the only thing saving them from full frickery and the chaos gods know there needs to be an undivided champion or the whole destruction crusade wouldn't even leave the drawing board. Chaos knows enough to pick someone who hates them, but hates the enemy of chaos more.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Abaddon is kind of a homosexual, which is common to 40k characters. Archaon had a whole arc where he just wanted to be a good priest of sigmar and then got fricked over repeatedly and found out he has daemon heritage and that he was prophecized to ruin the entire world and then prayed to Siggy to help him but received no help, after suffering for a gorillion resurrections because he was kysing himself he decided to fulfill the prophecy so he could gain the power to frick the chaos gods up.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chaos doesn't care if you hate them as long as you devotedly follow them and carry out their will

    Tsundere fricks

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice offtopic post, tourist-kun!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Racism is just as against the rules as off-topic posting, election tourist.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >n-no u!
          Mocking Warhammer writing is perfectly on topic, tourist-kun

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            And yet it was your post that was removed. Curious...

            sounds like a setup for End Times 2: Back 2 the Old World, we'll see in 15 years

            Does it? It kind of sounds like the opposite to me.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wasn't even my post famalam, I'm just sick and tired of all the /misc/ screeching the moment anyone is even remotely negative of modern media trends.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe they should try being critical of negative trends without blaming Da Jooz. It's actually not hard to do that, for people who aren't /misc/-brained.
                Nobody's doing you from talking about lame media; you just have to do it like an actual person.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Nobody's doing you from talking about lame media;

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I obviously meant "stopping" and got autocorrected. Grow up.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >corposimp is a phoneposter
                Typical.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                got him

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They added new lore in the Old World main rulebook about the Old Ones wanting the world to be destroyed to fulfill their Great Plan.
    According to former GW heads, the Old Ones plan was to create conditions for the rise of the chosen one who will defeat Chaos forever.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So, Archaon progressed the Great Plan of the Old Ones by destroying the world. The Mortal Realms the rise of the new gods. It was all planned. Within the lies the key to defeat Chaos which is incidentally Archaon's desire.

      Ergo, Archaon is a good guy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bad guy being an unwitting pawn of the good guys =/= a good guy. That's like saying everyone this sassy duck has duped was actually a hero all along.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Except for the fact that the lore states that within Archaon's heart, there is a spark of goodness a fragment of the templar he once was, and that spark causes him to rage against the injustice of Chaos.
          Archaon wants to free mortalkind from the tyranny of the gods. He wants to create a brave new world where men decide their own destinies by their might and cunning.

          How is he NOT a good guy? Archaon will have mankind stand to seize their fate from the jaws of false gods. Sigmar will have you on your knees sucking on his hairy Barabarian teats.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's a "spark of goodness" in all the most wretched of villains, it's what convinces them that their villainy is actually righteous. Hell, even going back to my example, one of Enigmatic Gale's greatest tricks was robbing a man of his one chance at redemption when he was trying to back down from the path of villainy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based, so GW made it canon that even the Old Ones agree:
        >Warhammer Fantasy was dogshit garbage and AoS is the superior game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        sounds like a setup for End Times 2: Back 2 the Old World, we'll see in 15 years

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So, Archaon progressed the Great Plan of the Old Ones by destroying the world. The Mortal Realms the rise of the new gods. It was all planned. Within the lies the key to defeat Chaos which is incidentally Archaon's desire.

      Ergo, Archaon is a good guy.

      >GW keeps it ambigious for 10 years, leaving it up to player interpretations if things are actually going "just as planned", or if slann are delusionally clinging to false prophecies, mixing hope and grindarkness in a good way
      >Turd World ruins the mystery
      Holy frick, why does that settign hates Lizards so much? First nearly writes them out of the meta plot, then comes back to shit on their new developments

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shittiest possible take on Toumas Pirinen's Child of Light idea.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Abaddon is hilarious. I am master not a slave like my father ! While 80 % of his forces are literally Chaos Gods cultist, even his Justaerin butt boys are like deamons in human flesh. The moment he would truly went against big 4 plans, hes done...

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