>add character with huge frickin' tits to game

>add character with huge frickin' breasts to game
>Game becomes infinitely more popular than it ever would have been without said character
Genuinely why don't more games do this?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No idea.
    But see, i don't "add" them, they are a part of the game from the beginning and a part of the character, not just window dressing.

    Boobs shouldn't be tossed on a character because we need breasts to sell.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Boobs shouldn't be tossed on a character because we need breasts to sell.
      The end result is what's important. And that is "This game has big breasts."

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we live in artificial big tit scarcity so any time it does show up it gets more of a reaction than it would otherwise

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe if your American where your girls dont get any nutrients other than high frictose corn syrup.
      Everywhere else women have big breasts.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think he's talking about in videogames theres a scarcity of big titted women.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >big tit scarcity
      Go outside chud

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    source on the first three? I will now play those games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dragon's crown, blaster master zero 2, and dead estate

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    modern men do not desire big breasts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We had big frickin tiddies before when things were good
      Then the women and social media sperged out and made bigger developers and publishers think twice about including WHAT GAMERS WANT.
      So now we are craving big frickin tiddies and appreciate when we see them

      Wrong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm standing right here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a big lie Zoomers are big coomers who love big breasts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That is an absolute lie and is in fact why such a large part of modern erotic art culture feels same-y; everything has huge fricking breasts (and ass and thighs) now, even the "boys".

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    First, if the game is good, or it's good for the character, then they'll do it.
    As far as the "unrealistic" argument, that's not true, because women exist like that. But to the real question...

    >why don't they do this?
    Because companies, and moron developers, actually think that they can satisfy the loud, ugly women in the room and sell more units, or get some pussy. Both of which, they will never do.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What game was bottom left? I remember seeing it before but I forgot what the name was.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's dead estate

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is the safe option. It is not the mass appeal option and mass appeal is where the big profits are. It's a good idea for a smaller or lesser known team, it's not a good idea for the industry giants.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *Blocks your path*

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Blew their load making an interesting character and one i thought was a chaser most of the game into a pump n dump 9ft tall tit mistress.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Excepts nobody remembers any of those games today save for a minority of coomers here.

    I love me some TnA, but as hard as it is to believe, they're not actually that popular. In fact I would say they turn most people away because they will start seeing your product as some creepy sex thing. See DoA for example. The girls are literally the selling point and yet the games are quite obscure to the mainstream and not particularly successful.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Excepts nobody remembers any of those games today save for a minority of coomers here.
      Longevity doesn't matter. They fulfilled their purpose of garnering attention long enough for the product to be successful. Meaningwhile that "soulful" indie game down the block has 7 steam reviews and the developer will likely never make another game because they got less than $100 off their several year long passion project.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >meaningwhile
        Why is my brain like this

        *Blocks your path*

        This was actually a brilliant marketing stunt by Capcom because they appealed to both audiences at the same time. She's over and done with very early on but they made it seem like she was going to be the main antagonist and a driving force for the entire game. In reality she's borderline irrelevant and gets axed early on. Classic bait and switch.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Funny thing is that every single game in the OP is putrid garbage. That's why nobody likes talking about the games themselves, and they just spam porn day in and day out.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you only know of the successes. most games with fat anime breasts do not become popular.

  11. 2 years ago
    saucy

    I remember when tittymonster was wordfiltered

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon's crown is the only have I recognize here

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >use cheat engine to cheat in a game
    >game becomes infinitely more easy than it ever would have been without cheating
    Genuinely why don't more gamers do this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Your analogy makes zero sense

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Haydee 2 completely ruins the design so she's just a human bimbo
    >Game doesn't even sell 10% of what the original did as a result

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Also forces you to rush and combat way more

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think it was because she looked like a pajeet

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dead Estate is such a fricking dogshit game, it really didn't deserve the attention it got.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This thread has more homosexuals than a gay pride parade. What happened to Ganker?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Schreier bizarelly calling the Dragons Crown Witch pedobait is the only thing that makes me remember that game

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    None of these games sold well.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They all sold pretty damn well for how (relatively) obscure they all are

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sales don't actually matter. Revenue matters.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know man, post more Kanna

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