>adds a female character just to appease a loud woke minority
Disappointed in the Cuphead team. Until now they've done a good job avoiding identity politics and all that crap. You won't see a Zelda, or Ninja gaiden with a chick in it you control.
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>Ninja gaiden with a chick in it you control.
Top kek
Lol you can play as FOUR individual women in the Ninja Gaiden franchise.
Smegma games and 3 are not true Ninja Gaiden games. Only Ninja Gaiden Black and Ninja Gaiden II are. Goodjob exposing yourselves wannabes, you will never belong.
Adding female characters to add more control options has been around since the NES days you goddamn fricking moron.
the original cuphead was fine with two brothers in it. Theres zero reason they need to bring a girl into it too other than to ruin the fun.
you sound like a huge pussy gay. I bet you made this thread thinking you'd get a bunch of reactionary posts talking politics but all you got was people calling you a moron
I did think there would be more agreement that caving in to the demands of woke lunatics was the wrong thing to do.
the frick are you talking about there's nothing woke even happening you psycho
get yourself checked for borderline
Not op, but you sound like a normie biatch. Don't you have a baby-killing protest to be at?
>Not op
Not fooling anyone
Dunno how to prove it but believe what you wanna, nignog
>"reee a woman showing panties!? REEEEEEEEEEE!"
You will NEVER be a woman, trannoid.
Is this a parody of what you think incels act like? A false flag? Please say yes.
Based. All of us are under a mental supernatural effect. It is the psychic field emanating from these shit golem corpses, covered in microscopic flies that pass off as human beings through intense mental manipulation to make us see them as attractive. In fact the woman is a homonculi creature designed by israelites, controlled by special worms (that's why they're called women: worms men. Worms in men corpses grafted together and covered in shit rot and flies) animated by israeli foreskin sacrifices and refuelled by stealing our life essences. These demonic creatures were made to control mankind in the service of the israelites by draining our ability to reproduce asexually and each generation of men born from their rotting cursed stinking wombs has been weakened, gradually drained of humanity diluted in the race and further removed from God.
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That blone chick would get snapped like a twig in a real combat situation. come the frick on.
>You won't see a Zelda, or Ninja gaiden with a chick in it you control.
>Exactly what he said you wont see.
She's not even a fully selectable character, you have to equip an item to play as her
You do fully unlock her after beating all dlc bosses though
Where did you hear that?
It's literallt the plot of the dlc. Chalice wants to come back to life but needs help from Chef Saltbaker so he gives her a special magic cookie that allows her to swap places with Cuphead/Mugman for a short period of time. Saltbaker offers her a special "wondertart" mcguffin that can resurrect her for good if she beats every boss in the new dlc island including Saltbaker himself, eventually
>equip an item
waman are property.
news at 11
Oh she's not the item, it's a roofied cookie Cuphead or Mugman can eat so she can possess his body and turn him into a girl
Absolutely disgusting.
>only adds a female character
>declares it to be "the right thing to do"
This is problematic non-binary erasure.
she's a cup
take your meds
Why are you concerned with a cartoon chalice's breast size?
You mean cup size?
You have seme serious mental issues.
They just didn't want it to be a complete sausage fest. Why, even the female bosses are sausages now
Is this what passes for good bait these days? Has the collective iq of this board degenerated to the point where this shit gets multiple sincere replies?
You have to remember that a lot of these kids spent several of their key developmental years locked up indoors, add that to the post-2016 /misc/cel era of Ganker being normalised/widespread and now any bait can be easily interpreted as genuine.
>just to appease a loud woke minority
Proofs?
I would even accept the cries of this "loud minority" if you can even find those...
they sold out to israeliteflix, cope
They planned on a female character from before the base game came out.
Source: dude trust me literally, I worked on the game, no I will not give you proof
Verification not required.
Man, I can't wait a couple more days until the game is out and we finally get good Cuphead threads instead of constant bait like this or "hurr durr only 5 bosses"
AAARRRGGHHHH YOU FRICKING WOKIE DOKIE LIBTARDSSSSSS
THE WEST HAS FALLEN
>people legitimately replying to low effort bait
This has to be another shitty leftypol / Twitter psyop.
>implying politics-obsessed zoomers born in 2007 don't actually believe shit like this
Just the other day I saw a thread where they were complaining about a background character in a Minecraft promo having cornrows
did they just add make up to a cup?
That's sexist.
Everyone and no one should wear make up.
You know she was a character since the base game
even worse.
that shit and the masonic symbolism == illuminati confirmed
>female protagonist
This game and Hollow Knight won't get sequels. Screencap this. Get woke go cope.
i forget the relationship; are cup and mug brothers or just friends? so does she get slammed by both of them, or milk one while the other jerks off in the corner?
She’s probably their dead great grandma
>mfw a men's rights activist managed to time slip into the future
the future is worse in almost every way but you're still just as pathetic of a fricking moron as you were in your own time, go on back now
>giving money to troony gaygets that support pedophiles
Yea that CHAD guy became a CHUD gay
I-is that a....FEM CUP???
AAAAAHH IM GOING INSANEE AAAH
>didn't play Spirit Tracks
Wew OP
Chalice is their very own Minnie Mouse, that's about the extent of it.
This is why I pirate all my games and only buy a game if I like it and when I know for certain that developer activity on the game has completely stopped and the developer has moved on to other projects.
I am always on the winning side.
will it come out at midnight tonight? (in like 6 hours from now) or at like lunchtime tomorrow?
>playing cuphead on desktop pc instead of switch or steamdeck
You know PC controllers are a thing, right?
Cuphead is designed for portable gaming.
It's designed to be knockoff Gunstar Heroes/Alien Soldier. That means controller.
It doesn't feel right playing such game in docked mode
OK, but that doesn't mean shit about the intentions of the people making the game.
The only reason of why I'll play cuphead is because it has a cute playable waifu now.
So no physical release, right?
>dlc
>physical release
For the full game, idiot
kys pearl-clutching trannies
Based. I'm so tired of devs stuffing games full with females, minorities and transfolk. When will it all end?
I think OP is being disingenuous and just wants a Cuphead thread, but is trying to fit in by being a homosexual.
Well it didn’t work because nobody’s actually talking about cuphead
her gold palette sticks out compared to the other 2, doesn't blend well
>her gold palette sticks out compared to the other 2, doesn't blend well
no shit moron, she's a woman
men and women don't blend together in casual aspects you fricking virgin
>Red
>blue
>yellow
They're three primary colors.
Why is her skirt blue then, memer?
If it was yellow, people would think she peed herself. What kinda sicko would want that?
Me
KWAB
False flag, only gays don't like playing as a girl.
I hate women so much it's unbearable.
>game inspired by old animation
>promote a side character to playable status, basically becoming their Minnie Mouse
Thanks for reminding me to play Cuphead
I only ever played 1 level because I used to have a broken controller that couldn't aim diagonally