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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I have to admit that? It was an obvious choice.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I chose Fuecoco and I regret it

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should always hold everstone

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes and these are the rest of my starter choices. My starters always get extra attention and it will be the same in gen 10 as I always choose the objectively best one.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you give me a version of the image without the line

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I chose the guy in a clown suit

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the duck. And yes, this is even after I found out what it evolves into.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Admit it. OP makes moronic threads.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn straight. The animation of it headbutting its trainer they showed off in pre-release utterly sold me. Kitty kisses are special and precious.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      And ugly paws are your fetish, I assume.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't give a shit about paws, furry footgay.

        Ewwwwwww

        Sorry anon
        >fastest starter ever
        >hits like a truck
        >gets flustered and embarrassed when her trainer showers with her
        The real surprise is I love Floragato as much as Spritatito and Meowscarada. Normally the "awkward teenager" phase leaves me disinterested but I don't get that vibe from Flora. It's a badass little tomboy with a secret need for affection.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >furry footgay
          You wanttop frick meowscarada, you have to hold the paws when fricking, seethe forever.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ignoring my point
            I don't care what her paws are like, you're pitching a b***hfit because you don't like them. I'm not you, thus it doesn't bother me. you're you so the thoughts of it are sending you into a fricking spazz leading to the b***hfit. Learn the difference footgay.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              You like the shitty cat, I call your taste shit, you b***h and whine. Keep crying.
              >inb4 LOL T. QUAQUAVAL/CLOWN CROC WHICH SUCK TOO

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, you played your hand and crapped out about the paws because they weren't an amimalistic set of kitty paws on her forelimbs (on a fricking humanoid cat, kek), proving you're just a moronic footgay spacking out because people like shit you don't. Boo-fricking-hoo.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cope more because it sucks anyway- You are just using the paws as an excuse. And btw, cats usually bite and scratch when fricking, so enjoy your bloodbath.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                But you started the pawshit to cry I picked the cat over your shitty choice. Handle the internet better or frick off snowflake.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                All of gen 6+ sucks, fricking zoomer

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"oh-only MY childhood counts"
                And you're an afterbirth, thus your opinion's worth exactly frick-all to any not of your Gen.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Keep seething, zoomer/gen alpha.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm 13 years older than pokémon anon. Keep seething you grew up out of it after being brainwashed into thinking it was yours to keep.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shit taste, keep conzooming trash games and being a bitter frick.
                >NO YOU ARE THE BITTER ONE!!! I JUST CAN ENJOY KIDS GAMES THAT AREN'T AIMED AT MJE UNLIKE YOU]!]
                Now tell that to a 15 year old, see how he laughs at you.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                MOOOOOOODDDDDSSS

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Flirting vs sexual harassment

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ewwwwwww

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is the pokemon company incapable of giving anything a normal amount of digits? 4 should be the minimum for fricks sake unless it is a bird. Meowscarada should have 4 fingers and if you are feeling special, maybe a dewclaw like a normal mammalian creature.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I picked Fuecoco because he's the best one. Why would I want a male cat or a gay duck?

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, I chose Fuecoco and I liked it.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i did, but i immediately found a shiny hoppip so i boxed the cat
    such is life

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes, I knew I was picking weed cat when I first saw it

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I chose Fuecoco and I regretted not choosing Quaxly.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I chose Quaxly but Quaquaval made me regret it. Skeledirge is superior.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I choose the gay duck and i regret nothing

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I chose the croc, evolved it once, and boxed it because starters have sucked dick for several generations.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I chose the cat, got to Meowscashita and chose the PC box

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      semi based, would be best if you chose not to play the game at all

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trust me I'm still regretting playing the complete train wreck that is Scarlet and Violet every day.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer the crocodile, but yes, the cat was a better fit better for the team

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    who cares, you can get all three instantly at the first pokemon center. I wish they gatekept getting other starters more

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I chose the duck because it was the only one unpicked in my friend group and I really wish I'd called dibs on the croc

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I chose Dolan

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuecoco is the obvious choice if you’re straight

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    From left to right: Koichi, Josuke, Okuyasu.
    Don't tell me you never thought that.

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nope, I'm Fuecoco chooser

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    didnt play but i would have picked the cat and would have kept it as a middle stage

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I picked fuecoco. I like him. He is a funny little guy.

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quaxly is objectively the best designed of the stage 1 bunch. Wouldn't look out of place in gen 2 or 3. A shame he ends up turning into Blaziken but blue and sussy.

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty good (so's Fuecoco) but I went Quaxly, love me bird pokemon starters, simple as.

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i got a girl cat first try i named it yuumi

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I chose Cocoloco

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes I did and don't regret it, I called it Grassmuncher to boot.

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually picked Fuecoco and then immediately boxed him once mom handed me her level 17 Cyndaquil from GO, that poor little croc is still sitting in my boxes while that Cyndaquil is now a level 70 Typhlosion, his name is Hamilton.

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quaquaval is my fav gen 9 mon. Frick you guys.

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nyahoja

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nope. I chose the fire croc because his apple shenanigans were super cute. I named him Snapple thinking he would evolve into a fire apple thing. I was not expecting a clown from Twisted Metal though

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Other options where clowncodile and gayduck, it's not like it was a difficult choice.

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I chose the duck and dropped it for wattrel first chance I got

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I may be in the minority but to me
    The duck line starts off cute, has a nice middle stage, and ends gay af (not necessarily bad just super gay)
    The cat starts cute, has a great middle evo and ends fugly as frick (reminds me of then gen 6 fire starter)
    The fire starter starts off cute, gets ugly in its middle stage and becomes worse with its final evo

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I choose
    >Squirtle
    >Totadile
    >Torchick
    >Piplup
    >Snivy
    >Froakie
    >Litten
    >Sobble
    >Fuecoco
    And my only regret so far has been Sobble.

  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I picked the duck

  41. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    No I chose the tardy crock.

  42. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first two stages are great but Meowscarada is so ugly
    I never got the game, but if I did, I’d pick the cat and keep it as Floragato

  43. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How could I not? Its adorable.

  44. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I chose Fuecoco because it's the only non-gay choice

  45. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I chose the duck because it looks like a homosexual

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