Admit it. You let him bite you.
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Yes but only for a cheevo
homosexual GAME
you tell them zeldasister!
I killed him the first night I camped. moron tried to bite me.
You're scared of a man getting close to you? Let me guess your daddy never hugged you
>your daddy never crept up to you when were sleeping at night to put his mouth on your neck without consent
You're a homosexual and a Black person.
Kissing your son is the manly thing to do. Even Tom Brady does it
>kissing
that was just a peck
The second one wasn't. Watch the video, it even makes a sound and Tom asked for a longer one and his son didn't like it
>Watch the video
>and his son didn't like it
Probably because the son wanted to be kissing his wiener instead.
Based as frick. Every father should make out with his son.
Holy shit thats gross
Literally who
go to bed moron, your bait is too obvious
J-Just that one time.
The real cuck/gayboi option is not threatening to kill him if he bites anyone else but you (i.e. n-not a drop more than you need!). I don't need that twink sucking other people's blood and ruining other party member's rolls. I alone have to take on that burden as party leader.
Of course I did, i'm gay, I love it when men kiss my neck. He's still a horrible character, extremely poorly written, irrelevant to the plot and VERY unlikeable.
Funny. I'm not gay, I find him enjoyable as an archetypal gay foppish type character. I guess he wasn't there to pander to gays after all but to those like me: the chad tropes enjoyers.
Astarion isn't even gay
You know what I mean.
I'm well aware that everyone is bi in-game.
Biscum are not a real sexuality
It is in faerun, you're gonna have to cope about it, twinkletoes.
shalom!
Anti-bi gays and lesbos are the homosexual community's version of TERF's, definitely not fully rabbi approved.
Im bi but "biphobia" from the gays and lesbos is genuinely funny to me cause most of the time they're right LMAO. Now "biphobia" from the heteroids is most of the time based on moronic beliefs so there's no point in arguing because those people will stay dumb regardless
He's obviously fruit-coded. Makes me feel sorry for the laserbeams because there's no obvious choice for them, unless you count Lae'zel for being authentically abusive.
Wtf is a laserbeam
Say it aloud to yourself a few times while considering the topic and see if you get it. I had no idea this had fallen out of the zeitgeist.
He is flamboyant but to me it comes across as part of his dickss thief-ness rather than a sexual thing idk
>play fantasy RPG
>make a random boring human guy
well at least he looks like Clark Kent
When everyone is horned rainbow colored abomination then yes, a normal white guy is pretty unique.
She is NOT an abomination.
Wow, camera angle is really important, she looked awful on that first pic.
:3
I'm a 6'2" male lol
>you like cute girls so you're a troony
bet $1000 you started posting here post 2014
If you like cute girls nad you were 6'2 you would be having sex with cute girls instead of using a videogame to pretend you're a cute girl.
No, he'd suck his workmate dick and swallow his cum and then kiss him and then go to a pride parade waving a pride flag while shouting "GAY RIGHTS, KILL ALL STRAIGHTS AND WOMEN!". Seethe
Oh, it's you.
>it's the autistic skyrim spammer
not surprised at all, into the filter you go
Dude you could have a nice day right now and none of us would even find out, why do you think anyone would care who you filter?
asshurt with raeg cause u got filtered much
Anon, I'm very interested: what do your filters look like?
Thanks in advance.
That's the difference between us anon, i don't hate myself.
You use fantasy and escapism as an outlet to pretend you're a woman, and not just any woman, but the most mary suish special unique snowflake woman in the world.
I use videogames to kill dragons and illithid and enjoy a good story, good stories have white men as protagonists.
You go keep pretending you're a woman now, so sad that the fun you get out of the game comes from your fictional vegana.
He looks like he'd suck his workmate's dick to completion as a joke though you know for bants.
I killed him when he pulled a knife on me, never even made it to my camp.
I revoked this homosexual's commune privileges for behaving like an abject psycho then threatening my dog. I'm sure he's secretly a tragic tortured soul or whatever but that behaviour simply will not stand in any campsite of mine.
No, I staked him without remorse
I let him do it once out of curiosity, and as soon as I saw it gave me a huge debuff I never did again.
You sound like those straight guys that let their gay friends suck their dick because they like them as friends and they asked nicely
I'm a paladin so I won't let that abomination near me. He's lucky I did not stake him.
Yeah? I had no reason not to. I want my rouge in top condition. If he needs to give the suck every now and then so be it.
I did, look back on it, I'm not sure why I agreed, but frick it.
I did but nothing gay happened
I needed a rogue and hirelings suck
He's an invaluable member of my team doing all of the sleight of hand stuff so I let him get away with things.
I let him bite me and I let Volo shove an ice pick into my skull. I have Loviatar's Love and I consume every worm I come across. The fricks I don't give are infinite.
>I let him bite me
Reasonable. A vampire makes a strong ally and it's beneficial to keep him in fighting form.
>spoiler
Also reasonable considering the benefits it brings.
>I have Loviatar's Love
Also reasonable. A real warrior shakes off pain and would happily take the chance to prove his worth to true soul scum.
>and I consume every worm I come across
Absolutely insane. Literally letting the mindflayers cuck your body.
>Also reasonable considering the benefits it brings.
I actually had no idea what would happen when I was doing it I was horrified and cringing the whole time but I just had to let it play out due to morbid curiosity
That's how it happened to everyone.
>do edgy demon eye heterochromia for vengeance paladin
>Trust the science when Volo does his thing
>New one is same Ice blue as the other one
>character looks more normal than before
Volo is the only NPC in act 1 that benefits your character in any way. And he's the only male NPC you have significant conversations with that doesn't lead to sodomy.
Asteron is just lucky he's invaluable in trap dungeons, IE every interior location. Otherwise he'd be full dead and Zesty like Wyld.
Drove a hot stake through him when he tried. He already held a knife to my throat once, and I can't justify a three-strikes policy as a vengeance paladin
Maybe.
yeah im really nice in RPGs
I fricking murdered him when he tried to suck my blood during a night event in the camp. I rolled for strength just for the sake of it and my character fricking whacked his heart with a pole
I admittedly know nothing about dnd but the rules about vampires as Astarion explained them sound fricking moronic. I've heard of vampires being able to enthrall people in various ways but never by JUST biting them. If they're already more powerful than a mortal they can pretty much enslave entire cities effortlessly which sounds insanely OP to me unless there's something I'm missing and that's how it actually is in this world
I did, then I staked him
Most Ganker Users claim to be fully straight but the most talked about romances are the guys and Shadowchud. What's the truth
kicked him out when he tried that shit.
Why did NONE of you gays tells me that Withers can change both your companion’s class (including their first level) AND their stats!?!?
I could have just been using Gale as my damn rogue.
I literally killed this homosexual in the first encounter bc i didnt like his lispy voice, i have no clue what his story is or what he contributes to the game and i dont want to know
same anyone who didn't is a homosexual