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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >WE POSTPONED ADVANCE WARS BECAUSE OF A WAR

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we have to remove war themes from this war gemu because of recent events, prease undastandu

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Please understand. It would be tasteless to release it during current world war.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is no current world war. Just a border dispute thousands of miles away that people are only telling us to be interested in to protect Biden's shady business.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Russia still hasn't conceded yet.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What part of the game is cancelled and they are holding on announcing it until people forget do you not understand?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would they cancel a game that's already finished? That's a huge waste of money.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mother 1 and Star Fox 2

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >waste
        doesn't matter if they release it today or in 10 years, does it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They are just giving it the probotector deluxe treatment, it's not a huge cost, it's just slow as frick because need to validate every sprite sheet and every text line now.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cancelled

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looked like shit anyways, fricking toy vehicles

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gayforward demake
    who gives a frick

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lmaoing @ the absolute state of aw

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why are you so mean anon

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dont understand
    the game was accidentally released for people who preordered and none of them have nsp dumped the game before it gets censored?

    I would expect an update on AW1+2 release status at the proper nintendo direct on the 29th

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo cares more about looking like a family friendly company than a franchise that has undersold every time they've tried to do anything with it.

      Putting it out now even if finished is just a sunk cost fallacy. Game is scrapped and Nintendo would prefer ypu just forgot about it, move on and play something else.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You didn't actually think it would be at the direct did you? even leaving aside the drama it's a first party game
    you will get a quiet pictureless announcement tweet a month from now for a release 2 months later

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i just want to play advance wars on a new console, man. i don't care how shit it looks i just wanna play it again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      buy a series x and emulate the original then

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just take out your phone or Steam Deck GBA emulator. Old AW still looks very nice

      If you want something better looking try Tiny Metal or Battle Worlds Kronos

      Post the updated game.

      nice, looks like a fun game

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm seeing less and less Ukraine coverage as the days go by. It's all domestic events like DeppvHeard, Uvalde, RoevWade, and gas prices (related to Russia of course but people only care about how it effects their personal lives)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People moved on - the most recent yabs were crying about guns for 1000th time, Johnny Depp case and abortion law. And if burgerland doesn't cover the news, then everyone just stops caring. It's basically back to 2014 with Crimea and Donbass where "oh yeah there's shit going on between two slav countries but nothing really changes so it's not interesting to discuss".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because alot of the shit that being done to support Ukraine would be considered an act of war.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wars

    We don't say that word aroud here.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if they didn't sneak it into the partner direct, it probably isn't happening this year

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >partner direct
      why would it be there? it's not a third party IP

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because it's being developed by a partner, like Mario & Rabbids. Wayforward isn't a second party dev, they're an outsider like Ubisoft.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im pretty sure it's silently cancelled

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    September Direct maybe?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 this perpetual delay sinks Wayforward financially.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought they were just devs, not publishing it. If they weren't publishing it, wouldn't they have already been paid by Nintendo?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wayforward probably didnt put their own money into this.

      That said they did still lose money in so much they lost manhours on a game that can never be released that could have been better spent elsewhere. While thats not enough to sink a company I very much doubt they are happy about that.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post the updated game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >4kids One Piece.jpg

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not Advance "Special Military Operations"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >german edition

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's the ugliest looking Switch game and I'm glad kino pixel art's memory is safe. They're like bargain bin California school of soulless art and the 3D textures look worse than Toy Story 1. This remake has all the hallmarks of a B team without a real leader making quality assurance calls, frick WayForward shit B team. Mobile game graphics look worse than Metroid Federation Force.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They might as well release it as a free game with their online expansion pack thing. No one is going to buy the game after all the delays.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still mad.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hope this better not be lost media

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry Anon but it totally is.

      Lashs design especially.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >people actually want to pay $60 for this ugly as frick demake

    This is why gaming is dead.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Some random chick on Twitter somehow got the full game downloaded on her switch
    >Too tech illiterate to dump the NSP
    >Doesn't record full versions of the remixes
    >Doesn't show off any of the Black Hole COs we haven't seen yet
    >She just plays through the tutorial before the AW1 campaign
    >The only noteworthy things we got to see before Nintendo shut the game off from her console was Hachi's design and that using CO Powers in AW1 plays a remixed version of the CO's theme

    I just want to see what Sensei, Lash and Hawke look like

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    rebranded into "advance woomy" where you play the famous squid vs octoling war and everybody just splat the other with water and respawn at their base.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe WARio is now off limit forever...

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hope you're looking forward to him being retconned to a black ukrainian trans general (she will keep the beard so it's ok) AWsisters!

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gulf war : fine
    >war on drug : lmao
    >war on terrorist : just a prank bra
    >war africa : literally WHO
    >war in some shit hole that grows gay yellow flowers : OMG THINK OF THE CHILDREN WAR IS LE BAD

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey we realize there's a war going on in eastern Europe right now, but we announced this game a year ago and are finally releasing it in April.
    >The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this game are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
    >Now please enjoy our game about a military officer who doesn't know what an Airport is

    How hard is it to just put out a statement with an All persons fictitious disclaimer on it? The war in Ukraine isn't stopping Modern Warfare 2 from being released so why the frick is Nintendo pussyfooting around it so much?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That would work if we were still living in sane world and not clown world.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you even care.
    It looks worse than the original. Shitty mobile game garbage graphics.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah that's nice but Dual Strike remake when?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      before "delay" I figured these COs could be future DLC for multiplayer mode. nevermind now

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ugly newgrounds weeb hentai artists "style"
    It can stay dead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >newgrounds weeb hentai artists "style"
      >its made by the studio who also made river city girls
      >Someone said Lewd City Girls is made by the same developer
      I believed it

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just port the original. I'm fricking sick of demakes.

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