Adventures in Long America

>what lurks in the depths of Lake Doramos?

(Does anyone have the map of Long Canada?)

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thats a pretty long America

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    An offshoot of the Aztecs who were originally an exploratory party that integrated with some of the locales and got cut off from the rest of the Empire. Sadly much of said civilization is buried beneath the waves of Lake Doramos.

    Supposedly there's also a holdout submarine Nazi/Imperial Japanese base that was meant to be a staging point for a later invasion of America which never panned out beyond the establishment and staffing of said base.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick it there are also confederates in there, they cooporate with the nazi holdouts to opress women and minorities
      They could also fight them but that reminds me of the pregnant Anne Frank meme way too much

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imperials, nazis, and confederates all decided to work together in service of their mutual hatred of everyone else. They took over a sizable plot of land in the back states and now dedicate entire universities to the task of creating new racial slurs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Interestingly enough the Aztecs started in the Great Plains as the Mexica people, but got driven south by the other tribes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        huh, so maybe they're more a remnant of the original Aztecs before they got pushed south then?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's gotta be at least 3 americas wide. It would be all desert in the middle because rainfall can't reach there, basically take the deserts of the southwest and stretch over most of the interior of the continent.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >That's gotta be at least 3 americas wide. It would be all desert in the middle because rainfall can't reach there, basically take the deserts of the southwest and stretch over most of the interior of the continent.
      I don't know, if we assume the Rockies are still on the West Coast you'd eventually get out of their rain-shadow effect...
      Bigger question is how large is the Long Gulf of Mexico, because if Mexico is still relatively narrow then we'd have enough water vapor traveling north via high pressure systems to collide with Long Canada low pressure ones.

      https://i.imgur.com/ie1wp7W.jpg

      >what lurks in the depths of Lake Doramos?

      (Does anyone have the map of Long Canada?)

      Here's a similar pic that's just what the US would look like if every proposed state existed

      >Motion passes to partition the borders of Wisconsin and Minnesota
      >University of Minnesota-Duluth becomes University of Superior
      >UoS joins the Big Ten, reawakening the fraternal rivalry between Bulldogs and Gophers
      It would be beautiful. I fricking miss shouting over the "YOU CAN SPELLLLLL" chants so much.

      >Iowa always the same
      As it should be!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >It would be all desert in the middle because rainfall can't reach there
      Weather system can be different, Kazakhstan gets rain.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Florida still exists
    The realm is in danger.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You mean the Great Empire of Long Florida? Yeah, it's there...and it has grown stronger.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Being born in Mexican Florida

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does it have bigfoot?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Many

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here's a similar pic that's just what the US would look like if every proposed state existed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Motion passes to partition the borders of Wisconsin and Minnesota
      >University of Minnesota-Duluth becomes University of Superior
      >UoS joins the Big Ten, reawakening the fraternal rivalry between Bulldogs and Gophers
      It would be beautiful. I fricking miss shouting over the "YOU CAN SPELLLLLL" chants so much.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Franklin would eat a chunk of SE TN, WNC, and North GA. We still joke about telling Raleigh and Nashville to frick themselves.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >A whole state for McDonald's
      Do Americans really?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The McDonald Territory was an extralegal, unrecognized territory of the United States that comprised all of McDonald County, Missouri and existed for a short time from 1961 to 1962. In 1961, a provisional government chose the name when they attempted to secede the county from the state of Missouri. The government of the territory was never recognized by the State of Missouri nor the United States Congress. Described by the Neosho Daily News as a "publicity stunt", the McDonald Territory's claims to independence were rarely taken seriously by those not involved.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The McDonald Territory was an extralegal, unrecognized territory of the United States that comprised all of McDonald County, Missouri and existed for a short time from 1961 to 1962. In 1961, a provisional government chose the name when they attempted to secede the county from the state of Missouri. The government of the territory was never recognized by the State of Missouri nor the United States Congress. Described by the Neosho Daily News as a "publicity stunt", the McDonald Territory's claims to independence were rarely taken seriously by those not involved.

        >Not following up with ">An entire county for McDonald DO AMERICANs REALLY?"
        Coward.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      oh good, so it could be even worse

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >TFW born in Yazoo
      It's over boys

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        At least you weren't born in Jones

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are there any versions of this that cover the rest of North America, or Europe?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Cascadia.
      >100% east of the actual Cascade Mountains.

      Aight.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      too cursed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What about Long Mexico?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone still lives in ontario and quebec

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, you could just put all that extra space into Nunavut and Manitoba and no one would even notice.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My favourite long state is Ronald 🙂

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder Fastir is the best and everyone from Oiybandona smell!
    Go Thunderbirds!

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