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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rains
    just run into traffic

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play more games if this dog shit actually impresses you. Even something as simple as basic player movement feels like complete ass.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      reigns but yeah i agree

      name anything that comes close to witcher 3 besides KCD

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some of us are just built different.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Remove spec ops its shit game

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Congrats on your love of consuming the absolute lowest forms of slop.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >lesbian kids in a zombie apocalypse, retconned to "part 1" with Ellie blown up on the cover, replacing Joel as the focus of marketing.
        >god of onions with californian developers self inserting as a muscular father figure and ruining Kratos who already had multiple children in past games
        >breath of the tumblr, more anouma dragging zelda through the mud ever since skyward sword. Still can't get away from that gameplay or artstyle. Hasn't been a real Zelda since Gamecube.

        You need better curation. The others can get a pass.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess you didn't notice this game called Elden Ring mogging the absolute living shit out of Witcher 3 and every other open world game ever made
        Elden Ring made every previous open world game look like moronic kids made them

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you really comparing Witcher and elden ring? Kek they have almost nothing to do with each other. The Witcher is about the fantasy of roaming the lands and solving mysteries as a monster slayer for hire. Elden ring is about building a badass character and fricking absolutely everything up. The combat is the focus of ER, the role play is the focus of TW

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then why does Elden Ring succeed a million times better at role play, exploration, adventure, roaming and mystery than Witcher 3, moron?
            Elden Ring also had better questlines, story, lore, aesthetics, art direction, level design, world design.
            There is literally not a single thing that Witcher 3 did better, at least I can't think of one.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Correction: you liked it more. Not that "it did it better".
              Please remember this for next time before you embarass yourself on front of adults.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No it objectively did those things better
                Theres nothing you could even call level design in Witcher 3 lmao, the whole game is a shallow, empty field
                Therefore theres no exploration, wandering or adventure in Witcher 3
                Keep seething shitskin

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had to mod the camera to not bob up and down with geralt because it made the game feel stuttery

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I partly blame this on my getting bored with open world "choices matter" type shit, but I bought this nearly 5 years ago and was kind of forcing myself to play even last year. Who knows, perhaps I would've played it as much first Witcher if it was 15 years ago

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was so disappointed when I first started this, turns out White Orchard is just garbage. Now I'm in Novigrad it's a masterpiece.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

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  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the worst open world game I've ever played and the most overrated game I've ever played. I hate it and everyone who says it's good.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rains
    Dumb ESL.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't get why this game was so beloved. I played it, did almost every piece content I could and walked away thinking "meh". The only thing that really stood out was the dlc.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name 3 better open world RPGs. Pro tip: You can't except for one obscure German prison simulator.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        DeusEx mankind(yes it is and is better openworld than most trash), kingdom come and stalker

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >DeusEx
          Overrated garbage
          >Kingdom Come
          Boring garbage
          >Stalker
          Unpolished garbage

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elden Ring is so much better that anyone even insinuating Witcher 3 to be good is making themselves look like a clown
        What are you doing my man

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          elden ring has a barren, beautiful mind you, but barren open world

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You obviously didn't fricking play it, because its Witcher 3 that is barren
            Theres absolutely nothing in Witcher 3's open world except for a couple towns and a few main story related caves, thats it
            Elden Rings world is absolutely full of unique dungeons, countless bosses, etc. its literally the most content dense open world ever

            ER has 0 replay value tho since it has 0 story, quests, dialogue, writing or branching choices. Yes the combat is superior but that's it, and if you play RPGs for action combat you aren't really interested in playing RPGs to begin with, that's why ER is just an action game with RPG elements. Don't get me wrong, I like both, but it's like comparing apples to oranges. Consecutive ER playthroughs boil down to skipping 80% of copy pasted side content and meta gaming as you rush for specific items that complete your build.

            You are moronic, clearly
            It has the greatest replay value of any Souls game so far, and they always had great replay value
            Like what the frick are you smoking dude? You can make at least a few hundred completely different kinds of builds in Elden Ring, which play very differently from each other
            Thats already great reason to play through it many times, and since each build uses different gear, you will go to different locations on each of those characters
            >has 0 story, quests, dialogue, writing or branching choices
            Yep, you definitely haven't played it. Elden Ring has an absolutely colossal frickton of story and lore in it, which is all far better writing than anything CDPR has ever written. Its not even close. The game has dozens of long questlines too, all of which have multiple different endings depending on your choices. Theres lots of dialogue for all of the friendly NPCs. There is an absolutely absurd amount of lore in writing in the game, wtf are you smoking seriously dude?
            Every single thing you said was the opposite of reality.

            >Consecutive ER playthroughs boil down to skipping 80% of copy pasted side content
            It doesn't have any copy pasted side content. Every dungeon is completely unique.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              the dungeons aren't unique at all, legacy dungeons don't count and are a minority

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You just reinforce my argument by resorting to lying
                Every single side dungeon in Elden Ring is 100% unique level design
                Meanwhile Witcher 3 doesn't even fricking have dungeons, at best it might have a small cave thats completely linear and that is completely dogshit compared to even the simplest side dungeons in Elden Ring

                And of course Legacy dungeons also count, they are dungeons, and are enormous and complex, and better than any level design other open world games have ever done

                Get the frick outta here with your nonsense

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're a moronic secondary, elden ring is good, but it's easily the most padded weakest entry in the soulsbornekiro genre

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It has the greatest replay value of any Souls game so far, and they always had great replay value
              Lmao.
              >Like what the frick are you smoking dude? You can make at least a few hundred completely different kinds of builds in Elden Ring, which play very differently from each other
              Thats already great reason to play through it many times, and since each build uses different gear, you will go to different locations on each of those characters
              Again, you don't actually like RPGs or their role playing elements. Being a destiny chosen tarnished, but this time with a mage staff instead of a sword, is not role playing freedom - nor a good reason to replay anything in my book. Also wtf do you mean going to different locations on each of those characters? Have you even played the game or is this just another Ganker type "biggest x fan is excited to play x for the first time" deal?
              >Yep, you definitely haven't played it. Elden Ring has an absolutely colossal frickton of story and lore in it, which is all far better writing than anything CDPR has ever written. Its not even close. The game has dozens of long questlines too, all of which have multiple different endings depending on your choices. Theres lots of dialogue for all of the friendly NPCs. There is an absolutely absurd amount of lore in writing in the game, wtf are you smoking seriously dude?
              Every single thing you said was the opposite of reality.
              So you are clearly just shitposting, White Orchads have more writing, choices and dialogue interactions than all of Elden Ring combined. Lore =/= story btw, I know it's crazy to wrap your 80 IQ brain around this.
              >It doesn't have any copy pasted side content. Every dungeon is completely unique.
              Hahaha. Jesus, an actual schizo.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Being a destiny chosen tarnished, but this time with a mage staff instead of a sword, is not role playing freedom - nor a good reason to replay anything in my book.
                The game has 6 endings moron, you don't have to follow the path of the Tarnished destined to become Elden Lord
                >Also wtf do you mean going to different locations on each of those characters?
                Are you stupid? Because you will go to the places that have the items you want for your build.
                >So you are clearly just shitposting, White Orchads have more writing, choices and dialogue interactions than all of Elden Ring combined. Lore =/= story btw, I know it's crazy to wrap your 80 IQ brain around this.
                Oh look more coping and seething. The writing in Witcher 3 is pathetic, its incredibly dogshit. Elden Ring writing is leagues above it. Nobody said Elden Ring has more dialogue than Witcher 3, learn to read jeet.
                >Hahaha. Jesus, an actual schizo.
                Yeah you really are huh. Unironically trying to push a blatant lie that it has copypasted dungeons? Literally mental illness to think anyone would fall for this.
                Every single dungeon in Elden Ring is 100% unique, handcrafted level design. This is a fact.
                There are not two same dungeon layouts in the game, despite the massive amount of dungeons in it.

                you're a moronic secondary, elden ring is good, but it's easily the most padded weakest entry in the soulsbornekiro genre

                Wrong. I started with Demon's Souls in 2009.
                You are just a moronic contrarian who thinks its time to start hating on FromSoft because they are popular now.
                Reality is, Elden Ring is their best game, their strongest entry in the Souls genre. It has minor flaws, they all do. But the things Elden Ring does really well are vast and numerous and really outdo the other Souls games.
                Its definitely the strongest entry.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          ER has 0 replay value tho since it has 0 story, quests, dialogue, writing or branching choices. Yes the combat is superior but that's it, and if you play RPGs for action combat you aren't really interested in playing RPGs to begin with, that's why ER is just an action game with RPG elements. Don't get me wrong, I like both, but it's like comparing apples to oranges. Consecutive ER playthroughs boil down to skipping 80% of copy pasted side content and meta gaming as you rush for specific items that complete your build.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Base game is peak garbage but side quests and dlcs are truly masterpiece

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rains

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    witcher 3 is pure slop for plebs who want to watch cutscenes AKA movie games

    the open world is by far worse than the most generic clone of an ubisoft game, with monster dens and bandit camps literally copy pasted like a child throwing shit at a wall

    the actual gameplay was bad, the open world was bad, the only thing that people remember or will ever talk about is the cutscenes AKA movie game

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ER had already killed my interest into going back to W3 since I dropped it back in 2016. ER dlc will finish the job.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ER scratch a very different itch, it's about gameplay, challenge, leveling and exploration.

      W3 is about story, characters, dialogues. ER is uninteresting in that domain, it's the usual post-apocalyptic barren word with a story of past greatness inspired by ibn khaldun's work.
      It was interesting the first time, but it's the 6th time with ER and it's getting old, I'd rather explore a world that feel lived in by actual people not just zombies

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the characters are fine for souls standards. The dlc should explore the story more as From typically had better dlc than base games most of the time. W3 put me off since I was forced to do stupid shit and characters were assassinated for the most idiotic reasons. A step down from 1 and 2 in the character department minus Ciri and Yen.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess you didn't notice this game called Elden Ring mogging the absolute living shit out of Witcher 3 and every other open world game ever made
      Elden Ring made every previous open world game look like moronic kids made them

      Elden Ring is so much better that anyone even insinuating Witcher 3 to be good is making themselves look like a clown
      What are you doing my man

      You just reinforce my argument by resorting to lying
      Every single side dungeon in Elden Ring is 100% unique level design
      Meanwhile Witcher 3 doesn't even fricking have dungeons, at best it might have a small cave thats completely linear and that is completely dogshit compared to even the simplest side dungeons in Elden Ring

      And of course Legacy dungeons also count, they are dungeons, and are enormous and complex, and better than any level design other open world games have ever done

      Get the frick outta here with your nonsense

      Oh yeah a real masterpiece
      >story and quests are a mess because of le convoluted ancient lore, and you can't fricking find people in their very specific quest triggers and states in this giant open map, leading a lot of people bungling the more complex quests where you can't just find the dude at the Roundtable
      >asset reuse out the dickhole because they made the map too big, every single cave or crypt is virtually identical to the last, even Skyrim has more dungeon variety. Case in point the Academy has NO enemies unique to it's location, and all other legacy dungeons have a large portion of enemies as generic mobs like soldiers or knights with a different coat of arms
      the same enemies for 120 hours in a Soulslike that doesn't have anything else to make up for it like towns, dialogue, hundreds of quests etc.
      >giving normies cheese fuel to beat the game because the bosses are Sekiro tier but your character is from DS3 and has none of the advanced mobility of BB or the parry mechanic from Sekiro, making ER effectively a step back in the player movement department
      They should have stuck to making tight, focused 30-40 hour games instead of repeating the same mistakes 90% of other open world games make but with a Souls coat of paint.
      ER is a good game but that's it. Most people don't even realize how repetitive it can be because they have no critical view of it, and unironically they think From "spoiled us" with the amazing amount of content.
      Hopefully Miyazaki realizes these issues and either improves the whole game with this DLC that's taking years to make, or he makes sure their next RPG is not open world. Leave it to other devs to make open world games, Souls should stick to it's guns.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not convoluted at all
        >can't fricking find people
        Even if you miss them at certain points, they will appear in their later location unless it was a part where you needed to get them a quest item like the prosthetic arm for Millicent, this type of phase is a rare exception
        >asset reuse
        Nowhere near as much as other open world games
        Theres like 5 different boss types in Witcher 3 or any Bethesda game, which repeat hundreds of times or even infinitely, like the infinite dragon boss random spawns in Skyrim
        Elden Ring has 81 entirely different types of boss, and total of over 240 boss encounters. Vast majority of the repeated bosses are not the same fight again, because they have new moves and/or are fighting as a duo this time
        >map too big
        Not at all, its absolutely dense full of places
        >every single cave or crypt is virtually identical to the last
        Total lie. Every single one of them is completely unique level design
        >even Skyrim has more dungeon variety
        Literally the most outrageous lie
        Every Skyrim dungeon is a linear path with one of 3 types of boss at the end.
        Every Elden Ring side dungeon is a complex, well designed unique level design with real, rewarding exploration, challenge, and certainly 100x more boss variety than Skyrim dungeons.
        >generic mobs like soldiers or knights
        More lies. They use different weapons and spells, making their movesets completely different.
        Nothing about them being human makes them "generic".
        >your character is from DS3 and has none of the advanced mobility of BB
        You really didn't play this game huh? You have like 100x better mobility and abilities than in DS3 or BB lmfao

        ER is objectively the best open world game of all time and the best Souls game ever.
        Its not even repetitive at all, not nearly like other open world games. Its definitely the most unique, well designed and varied open world in game history. Just facts, stop seething already. FromSoft has come to teach other devs how to make a good open world.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        When you resort to blatant lying like "Skyrim has more dungeon variety" (not even close to being true, Elden Rings dungeon variety is hundreds of times that of Skyrims), you just reveal your agenda is not to be truthful, that you just want to hate FromSoft for the sake of hating FromSoft with no valid reasons behind it
        Yeah, its a masterpiece. Its THE masterpiece of open world games.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It have an exceptional writing by videogame standards, which is a very low bar to set.
    Gameplay and exploration is average.
    It's great when you want to get immersed in a game of throne kind of story, it's a great game despite all, but it's no masterpiece

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your thread shits supreme on this board and that's an understatement.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the Witcher is so fricking boring lmao what an absolute dog shit game

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    shit combat, boring main story (lmao macguffin ciri noclips into the void and stop the apocalypse), ubisoft tier open world with ??????? spammed everywhere, try again b***h, witcher 1 was still the best

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you will never escape elden shitskins

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Says the actual shitskin playing generic empty, shallow open world ass lmfaoooo
      Elden Ring is the actual king of the genre now, deal with it

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    BOTW mogs it in gameplay.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just started playing it two days ago after beating tw1 and tw2.
    I like it more than BOTW and Elder Ring 🙂

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      🙂

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    RDR2 had a better story, characters, and writing and it didn't have to 1:1 copy it from a book written by a filthy commie to cheat.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    w3 combat was ass. eldenring otherwise..

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn’t ass but it’s not terribly great either. It serves its purpose very well which is to make you feel like a superhuman swordsman

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >After all this time it sti-
    >CRACK CRACK CRACK CRUSH CRUSH CRUSH CRUSH

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    open world with interesting geography and architecture >>> open world with boring forests ,fields and few same copypasted villages
    tho i agree that witcher and ER are two very different games with different emphases

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not even the best game from Poland

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