After spending nearly a week crafting and editing a well-researched and insightful steam review, suppose someone decides to take the cowardly route and ruins your whole weekend with one of these
How do you respond without sounding mad?
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Post your review then
>not awarding it to your profile instead
everytime i steampost i get equal part jesters and good emotes, some people just shitheads
>Warning people about how shit runs GTA 4
>Cuckstargays start seething and lying about how good the game runs on their PC
>Get a clown for saying the truth
I really don't care, my job is done, cuckstargays are crying and cuckstar probably losing a sell
people about how shit runs GTA 4
I've been playing GTA4 on pc since it was released in 2008.
I've been playing at 60+fps since 2008. All you ever needed to do was add in the commandline.txt that unlocked the forced gpu and ram limitations. The readme file on how to do this has existed in the games directory since the game was released in 2008.
And if you post on the steam forums this probably isn't the first time you ever read about this because it gets posted in every fricking thread there because some zoomer pc illiterate homosexual like you makes moronic posts like
bost review so I can jester your account
Why even give a shit what some moron thinks? Imagine letting some dumb emoji have that much power over you.
Literally any negative review for Rust has this and CoD gays seething at the idea that the game is shit and not fun for anyone with a job
It was me.
I now know you were mad.
Thanks.
have yourself some free cosmetics, that's the point
>How do you respond without sounding mad?
i don't respond and just find some random troony to give this award to on their profile
the fact youre even asking suggests you're already buttblasted. You just shouldn't care
It's funny to get those, lighten up. What're you out to do, please the whole world? Not even your mother can manage that.
>making the same thread every day multiple times a day because someone implied you are a clown
jesus christ dude go do something else
>well-researched and insightful
you found a long winded way to excuse an extremely common complaint or glaring problem with the game and got immediately seen through by some random with more money than you
sit down and stop defending indefensible dogshit for free on the internet
Responding at all makes it clear that you're mad. That wouldn't be too bad but there's absolutely zero chance that you're not pant shitting seething about this since you're coming on fricking Ganker hoping someone would ghost write a response.
I did a review that calls out on the dogshit quality on AAA games and I get awarded with a clown badge on my profile. I'm not mad, I wear it with a badge of honor knowing I insulted someone's goyslop and made them seethe without proper rebuttal
Genuine question: Why the frick do you care what happens on your Steam profile? I'm not a troony, so I don't have any of my life built up in there.
dudes treat Steam like Facebook for gamers
And then they have the gall to cry when someone invites them to a game, but they'll never remove them.
anyone who spends more then 5 minutes to write a steam review deserves to be clowned on.
>you're doing it wrong dude, you're supposed to write a five-word review about a tiny funny maymay detail in the game and nothing about the gameplay at all, you're not going to get le epic steam points that way!
You give a frick about what some nobody thinks of something you said. Just enough to ruin not only your mood for a few mins but a whole fricking weekend?
Does a stiff breeze cut your skin too?
These people should off themselves
better than the moron with the ascii shit
Why do you let a silly icon to distress you so much?
People really work for steam points?
>How do you respond without sounding mad?
I buy new avatar frame with these points.
By being fricking adult, not spending autistic week on writing a fricking review and by not taking jokes personally because only insecure people do that.
>spending nearly a week crafting and editing a well-researched and insightful steam review
you deserved it.
Apparently by making the same damn thread every day for at least a week. It is very plain to see how not mad you are.
This is not the first time I saw this thread with the same fricking image and almost the same post context. Off yourself.
>How do you respond without sounding mad?
Idk I'd be pretty mad
I got mad when someone gave me the "furry" award, don't remember its name.
I DON'T WANT A FRICKING LEOPARD HANGING ON MY FRICKING MESSAGE, FRICK YOU.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS STUPID FRICKING WORTHLESS EMOTICON. YOU DON'T EITHER. INSTEAD OF MAKING THESE THREADS, YOU SHOULD SHOVE A FRICKING KNIFE DOWN YOUR THROAT.
>morons use Steam reviews as a platform to make unfunny jokes
>Valve notices and allows reviews to be marked positive/negative/funny
>Valve adds stupid reward trinkets to Steam, including one to reward funny gag reviews
>morons pretend to misunderstand this as targeted mockery and shit up Ganker
Kill self, OP.
>misunderstand this as targeted mockery
Is it a misunderstanding if mockery was the intention?
>Clown me, I love free points
People who spent imaginary steambux to downvote reviews are genuinely only one step above morons who buy reddit gold.
you don't respond. that's it. someone hated your guts so much that they spent money on a .gif that they can never take back.
wear it as a badge of honor
seething morons clowned my account for being top of the leaderboard. gaben has successfully monetized cope.
My reviews are rarely longer than a sentence.
I shoot up his school.
nobody gets mad at these
It actually makes me feel good that a seething zoomer subhuman paid for an emote with mommy's credit card just because I BTFO in a review
>buy something from the points shop
>reward a mod creator or just simply someone with an opinion that I agree with a positive community award with the free points I've been given
>do not seethe on Ganker
>become even more proud of what I said in my review that someone wanted to "downvote" it