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HE CHEATED
STOP THIS RUN
NOW!!!!!!!!!!
It's okay, we all agreed it's okay to cheat when you weren't here.
It's funny how cheating is a-okay for every run until it's souls
Why doesn't he just teleport to the credits and call it a day if he's gonna cheat this much?
he did not beat the game.
my miggers
Do you think some people in chat are middling speerunners that will never achieve anything in life?
define achieve something
I bet most of them don't even play video games!
Just like Gankerers
Better than not doing that and just being nothing at all... like anons.
AAAAAHHH I'M MIGGING
miggers get in here
NEVER EVER EVER
if you couldn't tell i made that in mspaint in 20 seconds but it is the truth kek
Why is Sekiro still full fricking price
It goes half off all the time
I bought it years ago and still haven't played it
miggidy
i migged
KFFC is taken
Proper previous thread:
what? everyone was using the cute goat thread just now, how is that meant to be the previous thread?
Beating breast cancer? It's like beating Dark Souls. Yep.
>not all bosses
Even if he played it legitimately he wouldn't have beat the game.
i dont think this guy even played legit on his first run
IM A HEADBANGA
I don't care he loaded a save i'm still rating SSS
I'm voting z to negate yours
l'chaim!
What happened? I thought BASED biofem and male were supposed to make it a good run?
miggin with a chickin
Man chickens would be such nice house pets if you could train them to poop in a corner or something
What are (YOU) going to do about that?
>non-binary
>girl
Can't these dumbfricks even keep their own bullshit made up rules straight? Those two are literally mutually exclusive. troony pills melting "their" brain
>positive to mental health
my condolences
Dirty fricking miggers
All miggers will be lined up and shot dead
ENTER
Miggas
Hallo!
H-How is she moving
What the FRICK
BRO WHAT THE FRICK
The small silly things like this is why I enjoy the fumo meme.
I unironically enjoyed this run. motherfricker was flying across the map with weird precise jumps
>an R1 here...
>now an R1 here...
>and an R2 should finish him off
incredible. soulsgames truly are the pinnacle of gaming.
*pulls up any% speedrun of your favorite game*
wow, this shit is gay...
MOVE SWAP? Oh brother. Don't worry Seath, you didn't lose.
How did he cheat, what happened I just started watching
was too busy pumping my bf's boipucci
Used a trainer to get BKS, loaded a save file when he got Bed of Chaos'd.
He loaded a save, used a red tearstone ring, skipped almost all of new londo with a glitch, and move swaps. He is about to AI cancel Nito.
But worst of all?
He's using the Black Knight Halberd. What a joke, man. What. A. Joke.
loaded a backup save after dying to the bed
cheated to guarantee black knight halberd drop
then he died and had to load a save anyway lol lmao
Gave himself BKH and others.
died on Bed of Chaos due to fire storm. run back would've been really long since he hadn't rested at a bonfire in a long time so he just loaded a save state from right before Bed of Chaos
any pics of his boipucci?
Steamed clams?
do you think Ashewyn will still let this runner frick her after this since he had to load a save state?
The choke has weakened his position in the pack
She no longer sees him as the alpha and will be looking to monkey branch
>Digitally emasculated
Don't forget to stay comfy!
Don't forget to stay comfy
Me and who
who knows!
YOU DON'T FIGHT NITO?
I fell asleep after TLOU, did I miss anything good?
Viewfinder was alright
>tfw no israeli dark souls gf
She looks more italian
Same thing.
>another shut down
redeeming this Z tier cheat fest
if speedrunners were competent they would have figured out a way to let the covenant give them access to the boss fight with Nito not doing anything.
I think that is considered a different area. You can skip straight to gwyn if you beat Artorias tho so it's probably possible.
If you rate the DaS run as anything other than F/Z you're trolling or weren't watching the run. He's cheated multiple times, loaded a save, and teleported to the boss.
yeah but he's a heckin based biomale and I love DKS
would take me at least twice as long to load a savefile to the end of the game
This announcer is desperate to get donos in. Stop interrupting him ffs
>new AI cancel
This bumps up the rating
nah it's gay
Stop simping and don't give extra points for a woman.
Sorry it's going from F to D because of the female
I shant
shutting down the turbo homosexual covertmuffin is an instant B rating at the LEAST, don't you dare disagree
S rating imo since i was dreading him
LE PRAISE THE SUUUUUUUUUUUN
>BRO CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO SPEEDRUN??? SHUT THE FRICK UP
what did he mean by this?
frick this run, post more ashewyn
I want to lick her legs
Reply to this post to give me your energy so that I can curse CovertMuffin with the Curse of Silence.
praise be
F tier run and it started out so well
chart doko?
chartanon got banned because he posted his dick
chartgay has his peckertech proxy site to use though.
yikes, rough morning
>missed super star saga
any QRD? Worth the watch?
I only caught the end but the final boss elevated it to A-tier no matter how boring the rest of the run was. It was seriously intense
I missed it, what made sunshine run so good?
Same guy who fricked up two years(?) ago, he redeemed himself and got it to 120 stars
zoomers
How did a movie game, tlou get A ranks?
no idea it was boring as shit
The runner said Abby is a troony who deserves to be shot
it was comfy, the runner had 10k hours on tlou, interesting and informative commentary, and he was super autistic with the host
yeah i didn't rate it since was laying in bed but he was chill and explained why the game is shitty to run
i ended up really liking the run, felt like just watching a late night stream rather than watching GDQ
like other people said it was an aubreasts who played this crap way too much
There was outbonds, enemy despawing, animation/stagger cancelling
THanks to being german and socialy stunded he was a bit of an endering weirdo who would do little yeehaws along the run
Honestly he almosts makes the game fun if it didn't had unskipable cutscenes
>fell asleep before chaos theory and missed a good run
its never been this over
>DNF$
What does that mean?
So he didn't just quit out to menu he literally just cheated lol
You'll read the donation when I say!
Reply with your favorite GDQ memes here.
What are you guys listening to while this is on? I'm listening to a chiptune arrangement album for the Armored Core games.
the run
drone metal playlist on the left channel and two vsauce videos on 2x speed on the right channel
Had this on while I had the stream muted during an interview and haven't turned it off
>ashewyn is actually married to this runner
IT'S NOT FAIR ZZZ SHIT RUN
u mad?
horse face
she have any with a thigh gap?
Not really
You can tell she's going to go full baba yaga mode at 30
Is that cosmo?
she's delicious
>it's true
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why are they allowed to use cheats?
Dude relax. Just enjoy the runs.
This, just shut your brain off and don't question things okay? Don't question the cheats and don't question the men in dresses
Nito is my favourite
why is she so sleepy?
Thats real fricking Nito
DS loregays, explain fog walls, what are they, and why are there stray fog walls that dont lead to bosses
gas leaks
bosses are just shy uwu
Soul fumes
>what are they
A game mechanic
> why are there stray fog walls that don't lead to bosses
To build tension on a first playthrough because you don't know what's ahead.
Congratulations on your masters degree in game design
Hey thanks
D, pretty disappointing
Because Demon's Souls had them, you venture deeper into the colourless fog.
Game takes place in Silesia
Ok that was neato.
>cheating to disable Nito and his Skeletons
>still almost dies to the AoE
Holy kek...
>cheats
>WOW DID YOU SEE THAT MY UNMATCHED DISPLAY OF PROWESS KNEEL BEFORE ME
dude that was voodoo magic
Exploits normally aren't that hard.
How does the chart anon determine that a run is an ad?
I ate my mcdonalds and now I have nothing to look forward to today
Woooo I had to actually play the game for a bit there, did ya guys see that?? Gee willikers! I hope we approve the mod that removes those skeletons soon...
No. Like I said, there are other routes than the current WR route. Honestly, I don't think it's that big of a deal as some other anons seem to think (or just troll) that they use such program, but like
said, it would be fun to watch the guy roll with what he gets.
I may have missed it but did he even fight Sif?
It took 6 seconds.
Just like in a normal run.
cope
Rate the run
C
F
S
B
enjoyable run, with a good couch, kinda sucks he loaded a savefile but it's okay
C
D
F
approve something else already
C(heater)
C
cheat+load
C
would've been A if it weren't for cheating and choking
A
C
F for cheating (F)ailure
C
Why even bother if there's no new tech.
C
F
B
S tier run
A, lost a rank due to hax
C for Cheats
D
F cheater
D
F+
D
Z cheat + save
B (Cheater)
C shame about Bed of Chaos but good otherwise
C for Choke
A
Z for cheats and save loading.
C+
A
B
C
Z
C-
C-HEATER
A
Z
B simply because the he shut up the reader multiple times
B
B
Good run ruined by bad RNG
C for shutting down donos twice
D
D
SSS
C for choke. Could've been an a cuz run was solid until the fails
F for fheating and fhoking
B, good, fun run, save file load bumps it down from being a top tier run
C
C for cheating
A
C
that loaded save lowered it
D
D
B
F
Cheats
Saves
Married
C
SS
Cute ass nerd girl.
A-, extremely solid BUT a it was a DNF
D, can't go higher because of the backup save usage for a BOC choke and the general milquetoastness of the run.
B
C
cheater DID NOT BEAT THE GAME OHHHHH DID NOT BEAT THE GAME OHHHHHH
F
No rating
He cheated
C-
C
C
that's a B
A-
Good run aside from the save load
C. It was OK, it had some new tech, but it's the same run we've been seeing for 4 years straight.
F
C
A
B
Like a C
He came in 10min under estimate i dont think they needed to load that save file
A
D
for run S for his wife, she likes slamming pigs i take it
C
SSS for the obvious F and Z spammers
ZZZ
Bdmnad
C
F, ruined by the cheats and save load
>cheat
>choke
>reload save
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzz
D
That sure was a mediocre performance of the same run we've all seen half a dozen times now.
A+
F, my waif betrayed me
>640x480
Mm armpit flap
I fricking love big noses + big noses
I meant big noses + dark eyes
Dragon Ball Z
F
B
SSS- enjoyed the run and loved the girl with the legs.
B
good enough
C, kinda shit
C - felt like I watching armored core where bosses basically vanished half the time and things that are perhaps the most interesting part of the run in fact aren't because how trivial they are handled.
C
Points docked for loading save file
C+, good runner and insightful commentary, but drops a rank due to cheating. Getting the drop I could led slide, but copying saves is too far. Should have went with an alternative strategy.
B because of the save file.
But Nito was impressive.
B
Z
B
B,
solid run but too many chokes and "cheats" to make it perfect
f
S
D
F, only because it's not a troony.
>save state
F
Crazy how easy this fight is after playing the later games.
I beat Elden Ring like 3 times and this boss definitely seems like a pushover in comparison
I'd still probably die a couple of times anyway
GDQ needs to ban trannies and cheaters (this guy cheated) if they want to save themselves.
couple really cool strats
minus for loading
A tier
The best part is he'd still be ahead of estimate if he didn't cheat against Bed of Chaos.
Z tier run. Z, Z!!!!
>Rate the run
The second I sat back down after shoveling he fricking finished, god dammit.
What happened to the three hours of stalling between runs?
>What happened to the three hours of stalling between runs?
coming up right now. enjoy 🙂
your OPs suck, let someone else bake
>bragging about a 40 minute run when he cheated the rng and loaded a save after choking
come on now
baguette = my dick
chill
>trannies are really rating Dark Souls lower than The Last of Us and Undertale
Ganker has fallen
The ratings aren't based on whether you like the game or not.
yes they are
you didn't watch tlou run i take it...was better than dark choke
Because there was a babe on the couch.
Simple stuff man.
It's more like souls fans with their moronic "you didn't beat game if X" mentality
That wasn't an impressive run
The run was shit.
Trainer + Loaded save after a frick up instead of eating the time loss.
Trash.
>TLOU runner
>autistic german runner
>interesting skips
>insightful commentary
>comfy
>Dark Souls
>same glitches we've seen 1000 times before
>chokes
>cheating
>loading saves
Yeah, Dark Souls is clearly the better run, homosexual.
skips
commentary
you didn't watch the TLOU run.
>trannies are really rating every run here like its reddit
ftfy
Shit run cope
run was mediocre at best
I don't like tlou, but the run itself was good. Runner knew his stuff, felt like a comfy ESA stream 2 run which is unique for gdq. Dark Souls run was good, but he copy pasted his save
Truly mindbroken by the presence of a real woman
i was here for TLOU, it was comfy but all of the people rating it A or S are out of their fricking mind. no interesting tech or skips, commentary was boring. it was a great run to fall asleep to and the announcer failing to "hype" him up was amusing, but the idea that it was a run worth going back and watching if you missed it is beyond moronic
Hey moron
Votes are subjective
What YOU feel it deserved will not be representative of how OTHERS feel
I hope this helps!
nope, to any non-moron it should be obvious whether a run was bad, meh, or good. tlou was firmly in the "meh" category. apologies if you're too low iq to understand this, i know these threads attract many morons such as yourself
> going back to watch a run
by that logic all runs are ZZZ homosexual
Because far less people watched those runs so naturally the rating would be skewed.
That's just stats dude.
They're not very objective unless the sample number is higher.
the real meta is that most of Ganker isn't rating the run, but the game
and that's just silly
The Saria gay is clearly rating for the game and not the run. Thst DS was mid as frick
Was Ashewyn the tummybawd from ESA?
>feasel
oh god no FRICK NO FRICK NO NO
NOOOOO
S
>borderlands 2
why
no
Pls explain. I played part of 1 and it's ok, but not quite my thing.
But I heard 2/3 are not nearly as good as 1.
Though Tyreen a cute.
redeemed
She's so hot.
Ganker hates her though, so I'm her character in game is shit.
Her design is sex. Got that right amount of shitty mean b***h and badass with a tomboy/punk slant. Ganker hates those, I don't though.
Ganker just hates alt chicks in general
She's a video game character you frickin' sperg
>Ganker is one person
Ganker is one person talking to themselves in a schizophrenic episode. Didn't you know?
that's because "alt chicks" are just normal adjacent chicks who lean into their mental problems rather than fix them. they're a handful on purpose and think it's cute that they're broken. it's not
That’s a stereotype
they are a stereotype, yes. stereotypes exist for a reason.
Well they get sorta bland, but not this particular design.
In cyberpunk they get stale quick and that sorta misses the point of making them sorta strange an unique with fashion.
It's not like goth where you can't go wrong, even if you're fat.
Modern goths are a shadow of their former selves
Depends, in the metal scene they are fricking crazy looking nowadays and put the old guard to shame.
They look like necromancers. It's sick.
Got any cool pics?
I like the old punk look.
They don't like pictures.
Or cops.
I don't know why though.
It's got nothing to do with blood sacrifice, I assure you.
The hate is justified.
Literally the SINGULAR GOOD character they introduced in BL3 is taken out becuase of this homosexual, and for literally no other reason but "HURR MUH DADDY KEPT ME SHELTERED AND DIDN'T WANT ME TO EXPLORE THE GALAXY I HATE YOU DADDY!"
Daddy issues antagonist is the most cringe shit. Especially since in BL2 we already had the "oppressive parent that forces their kid to do shit they don't want to do" Idk who has daddy issues at gearbox but they need to stop writing.
The last good Borderlands game
2 is the best one by far
1 had better gun drops. 2 had a better story and better endgame but the gun drops weren't as good as 1. 3, despite DLCs helping, is a dumpster fire
Nah 2 is pretty solid also
Most people think 2 is the peak of borderlands, the only downside to 2 is slag. Slag dependence is the only failure if they took that shit out it would be 10/10.
3 was a dog shit dumpster fire in terms of story, gameplay, items, none of it was fun
Wonderlands was pretty okay though,
Wacky dialogues and characters that try too hard to be funny is exhausting.
That's what I heard too.
Shame. She's hot.
2 is mechanically better than 1 but the writing is worse because Anthony Burch is a b***h.
You'd think this game would be in between Fallout and Cyberpunk with dialogue.
So I'm guessing it's just bad and tacky. I thought that about BL1.
The gameplays not to bad though.
Why does he always look like he's about to kill himself?
he knows too much
disdain for plebs
he's seen some shit
I'm guessing that vtuber's voice is deeper than his
no it's a high pitched coked out zoomer
he had the turbo sperg voice
He reads the thread.
He's at AGDQ
real talk (because he's talked about this before)
he has an anxiety disorder so maintaining eye contact like this is really hard for him
why he became a gdq announcer? god only knows
i'm glad we had this interview two runs AFTER tha kaizo run
Does anyone want to play Virtual-On?
Wait why is Darkman there? Didn’t he quit?
I used to like Darkman because he seemed kind of normal then the shit came out about him strongarming Bonesaw into shutting the frick up with his complaints.
I love Kat
God I wish i were Kats kat
>Ultimate Ninja Warrior
It's called SASUKE you 外人
soto mono?
>danganronpa is in his library
What do you think about his taste?
zoomer
I'd rather watch a shit game like Borderlands 2 be ran honestly than a good game like Dark Souls being ran with cheats
That is the difference between me and trannies like you
Unfathomably based
Dude dropped at a grateful dead concert and never came back
>let me tell you the reasons why kaizo is the most autistic annoying shit
how do you speedrun a rail shooter
>argick
NOOOOOOOOOOO
Why you people hate Argick. I find him entertaining.
I think he is alright for the most part
I like him usually
you don't, it's most likely a score attack
SF64 has multiple paths you can take through the game. If you played it, you would know that. Instead, you chose to be a little b***h.
I played star fox 64 before you were even born, junior
Ok?
It's not like there's a ton of paths.
it's for charity hun
the 2K% is the points hes going for. Starfox runs have been pretty OK- just depends on the runner and commentary
By going fast
That's why 2K was invented, the normal run is boring af, 2K is 2000 points minimum to pass. It's the perfect fusion of Score + Speed.
You don't die too often.
How tf is Argick there? And it is not even for Sonic. At least there is a chance it will be funny with his accent and energy
>next run is Borderlands
It's gonna be one of those modded runs where they cheat in the best weapons and 1hit ko to the end of the game isn't it?
More than likely backpatched to the weapon stacking glitch version.
You don't need to cheat in weapons for that one, you can use the starter Jakobs shotgun through the entire game.
Yes, it always is.
They bag storage glitch to one shot everything, so then the game becomes "HAHA I REMEMBER THIS GAME BEING FUNNY" walking sim.
i do not like how this guys stares into the camera
>boredomlands
bl1 and bl2 are some of my favorite games, eat shit
1 is the only good one, frick slag and op levels
>frick slag and op levels
well, yes
BL2 was good untli they patched conference call
Never played the games. Are they bad or something?
the speedruns are bad, they just use a glitch to one shot everything, so it becomes boring and uninteresting. It's just running around finding things to kill quickly.
looter shooter created by joss whedon's biggest ganswhere you keep getting a lot of guns with modifiers and rarities
>quippers gonna rate it an SSS
STOP STARING INTO MY SOUL
...
I've seen things, you people wouldn't believe
>Starfield dialogue
>he gives you this look
what do?
Stare right back silently holding eye contact
Webm anon is here every year pumping out OC
I kneel
looks like he's imagining what my anus tastes like
Having war flashbacks in the middle of your video game interview
really not his fault
the gdq crew fricked up the shot
>looking directly at the camera
holy shit lmao
>mfw watching a Feasel interview
>rating a cheated, back up save loaded run higher than D
you guys are moronic
>uses strats to make the game faster
>gets called a cheater
>has to deal with rng and saves it
>claims he choked
Literally the only fault was the bed of chaos reload and again that was down to RNG. Fire Storm being used is RNG and its positioning is RNG too, there's literally nothing you can do when the game is set against you and even he and the couch admitted it might happen before the fight due to how possible it is that it'll happen. He even had a safety save for that specific point because he knew it was a possibility and didn't want to waste everyone's time
He even had many bosses frick him over and recovered without dying or fricking up because he was that good at reading the situation to stay on top of the fights without panicking
i don't blame him for the bed of chaos save load, but cheating to get black knight halbred is unforgivable
I see that side of it but it's the other way around for me, loading a save is totally breaking a run. You could call it a cheat run before that but it's a straight-up invalid run with a load.
>cheating
It's an exhibition.
It's supposed to be a showcase of the run. If he spent 10 minutes reseting until he got the weapon you would complain about that too.
Didn't read
We have deemed him verboten
some anons are ONLY here to vent out their hatred and they will not only nitpick but outright fabricate reasons to shit on anything to get a circle-jerk going. seen it a few times this week
I just thought the run was boring.
If he knew it was a possibility that BoC would wipe him, why did he not rest at the safety bonfire before the the boss?
If you know something is going to happen that may negatively impact your run, plan for that eventuality in-run rather than just making an entirely separate save file where that bad thing didn't happen. This is like playing through SM64 without saving once and dying to final Bowser, only to load a save right outside the boss room and continuing as if nothing happened. It's disingenuous, artificial and cheapens the run by basically guaranteeing success.
The real problem is we've seen this exact speedrun too many time already. I can't blame some for not getting hyped about it anymore.
why don't they all just load a save before the final boss? the last guy did and his run is being treated seriously
>Risk of Rain Returns (Est: 0:20:00)
what the frick, 20 min run in RoRR is concidered a speedrun? That's a lets play pace on Monsoon.
>Randy Pitchfords Borderlands 2
Give me more indieslop please
THE SHOULDERS OF GIANTS
>borderlands 2
I'm going to bed... oh... and give borderlands 2 a Z for me, will ya?
So its just soulsgays rating the run low right?
Probably, because after all who better to know that the run wasn't impressive in the slightest?
>that shitty mario rom hack nobody played was a world record here at gdq, wow!!!
>Only one submission
>beat it by 9 second after choking several times in the troony level
pwahahahah
>pfhuahuahuahua
homosexual
pfhuhahah
>Risk of Rain Returns
Let me guess, it's going to be played at some moronic resolution so you don't even see what's going on?
With mods to make RNG fixed yes
and on Drizzle. Still a 20 min estimate lmaooooooooo
>drizzle
>command
>glass
yup, it's risky time!
Borderlands 2 is going to be EPIC and BADASS.
Just like you.
Doubt it
Like my sexual endeavors with your mom.
Having my dick sucked by my indian gf right now while I watch BL2 run
i'm jelly, love indian grills
will you be able to last the full 90 minutes tho
Already blew my load
Pajeetas are cute do they redeem dick well?
Very well anon
Yeah she loves race play and my big white wiener
Happy for you Blechy
bless Blechy
are you white?
Sar does she do the needfull?
So takes a mouthful and the needful
if he didn't have a decent enough looking wife the rating would be far lower as the run itself is boring as frick and starting with a saved game (100% drop rate is the same as loading a save you homosexuals) well it's just a showcase
>underserved
>un-deserved
kek
poor fella
>not a single good run until majoras mask
See you guys later
>undeserved communities
Filthy Frank speedruns now?
SEX WITH TORIEL
Do you agree?
For me it's spider dicky
I prefer her daughter.
Yes, I said daughter. That is correct.
>Borderlands
shit, boring franchise
I'm out
The cheating going completely unmentioned has cast a shadow over the whole event
Seriously so many of those homosexual cheaters should be banned.
Borderlands is consistently an OK run, it will be one of the better ones of the day.
wish me luck on my final fantasy run modded to give me the best possible RNG at all times
>Borderlands 2
Damn Friday SUCKS
Pretty sure the only good run all of tomorrow is sekiro vs elden ring. The entire finale sucks
Alright bros, Borderlands 2 soon, get comfy for the long haul
DING DING DING DING
I hate borderlands so fricking much guys
>welcome back from that big break
>was only a 10 second break
huh
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SHUT THE FRICK UP COVIDhomosexualMUFFIN
?
cool generic looking slopgame
what the frick was that garbage
holy shit thanks for blasting out my eardrums gdq
shoutout to tech crew for shutting up the muffin
Hang on a sec
His voice over was cutting through the adverts briefly then
Last year by this time ... How much money did they have? Do they have less money? Do they have more?
>their aim is to reduce cancer deaths by 40% by 2035
>so they’re investing $30mm
… that’s per year right? Cause $2.5mm/y really isn’t that much
they print pamphlets, they do nothing for actual cancer research.
woah, a game where brown people are portrayed as cool punks taking on the evil white patriarchy, take my money!!!
That game looks like dogshit.
I hate how he says "dohllers" so much
I'm sorry cancer charity but I do not want to fund cheating.
BADASS run up next!
heyyy they made a timeslot for me to watch the RE2R run, sweet!
Tomorrow looks neat
>Elden Ring vs Sekiro
Nani?
is elden ring vs sekiro a race or a bid war?
Bid war.
Spoilers elden ring is gonna win
>Elden Ring vs Sekiro
> 4 minutes of zipping and wrongwarping vs 10 minutes of swimming in the air to the end of the game
YASSSS SOO EXCITED!!
youre not funny
I stand at a crossroad, Ganker.
Do I:
>Sleep
>Jerk off and half watch this
>Play DS and watch?
whatever you do don't play video games
So DS is out.
oh boy borderlaZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
troony on the couch, great
Zer0 and Maya?
Axton and Gaige
:/
>she
trannnnnnny, borderlands is always a trash speedrun anyway
The time to post her has passed. The run was also shit.
It's over.
FRICK OFF troony
Disgusting forced fem troony voice that fails to pass.
T R O O N
Damn did UTSU get fricking numbered?
troony check
>but now i no longer have world record because I SUCK ASS AND WANT TO KYS MYSELF
hahaha what a loser
>another troon
>troony introduction
>ACTUALLY i used to have WR in this category :^)
NOBODY ASKED, STFU
made for brojobs
sex with Gaige and Maya
>Gage
Now this is pod racing. Gage is so much fun in BL2
ANOTHER one.
Wtf is that thing
HAMas
>BL2
im gonna walk my dog, take a shower, jerk off, make an omelette, watch the Splinter Cell run
IN THAT ORDER
Unlike the fricktarded Undertale fans I actually have a life and touch grass, how fricking shitty was the Undertale run?
>Deceptix is 19 years old
Looks 19.
I'm shocked though, this game is kinda old. He would have been 7 when this came out.
STOP TRANNIES
What did they mean by this?
A muffin that is being stealthy
start with the perfect guns? WHAT THE FRICK
Perfect parts on the free gun, not exactly the same thing. They're going to break the game in half in a minute anyways
Gaige my love
Cheating again..?
>save file already
I normally detest these, but Halo's run had computer crashes and power outages so they're necessary unfortunately.
PC crash is different from spawning in the perfect weapons
I'm sorry Ganker, i liked borderlands 2
yeah, it wasnt bad, but i never got really into it
>community save file
F
I can confidentially say AGDQ 2024 has the highest troony count in the history of this event.
>premade
>premade
premade
>premade
premade
>premade
GARBAGE
>premade save file
>cheating before starting
run invalidated
It's a speedrun, cheating is the fastest way, duh
Can someone post the borderlands dialogue cap
SHOOOT ME IN THA FAAAACE!
ZZZ
I cant believe I ever enjoyed borderlands. Looking back now the game is awful.
Was Claptrap always this annoying?
Yes. Even more so.
>premade save
ZZZ see you guys in an hour and a half lmfao
>CLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACK
anyone remember when uyama would slap his dick on the face of a runner who tried to load a save
>if community says cheated save is allowed then it is allowed
FRICK YOU where are have the skilled runners gone?
They all got pushed out of the scene by the freaks and co-opters
Ganker had a comic about this decades ago
He tried to tell you but you didn't listen.
they're unironically ITT shitposting, blame the trannies and furgays
They are trannies. They are taking what they believe is the easy way out in life. While autistically copying someone else's work.
Zero integrity or principles.
>cheating already
>this is uhh.. a trick.. called duping!
aha I love speed running!!!!!!!!!
>30 seconds in
>Already cheating
ZZZZZZZ
Man i forgot how rough the start of bl2 is
imagine the speed run training sessions with UTSU, getting all hot and heavy on the game
then decide to take a break to frick each other's brains out
impossible that either of us would get hard
i can smell his sweaty breasts through the screen
TRANSITION ANY%
>TRANSITION ANY%
>2 cheated runs back to back
3 cause RoR is gonna be RNG manipulated as frick
Speedrunning is dead, godless nights ahead
RNG manipulation is not cheating
So they OP endgame weapons?
>co-op speedrun
>any%
Boring
gonna go enjoy some big fat brown elf breasts on TEVI
cya borderdorks
>forgot to disable dlc
>forgot to disable tutorial messages
its already a mess
it was called memelands since release for a reason
it was just another fotm crap
Is that the SMS runner?
You just know it smells
Disgusting overgrown manchild
DANCE DAD???
He's autistic but clearly happy.
Wait until his parents die of old age and he's required to live in a nursing home for the disabled.
Can’t wait
I get being ugly. But why be fat as well???????
wish I still had that child like wonder in me
he's blessed
That fat bald drum frick in the background has learned all his emotions from cartoons.
aryan
He unironically looks moronic. Like mentally deficient. He must have given his handler the slip
I have hope that BL2 won't be dog shit; BL2 is a pretty sweet game
how's watching the stream on mars treating you
>BL2 is a pretty sweet game
Randy your game sucks ass and is cringy as frick
The humor is passable but the gameplay is actually enjoyable, if not broken once you figure out who to play and what builds.
Still, much worse shit we've seen on this stupid marathon
Who's this cute girl?
Lunaaa, the autistic girl from mario kart last year.
Uhhh what is that thing on the couch?
mig
she's 6 you sick frick
too old.
The last BL2 DLC is easily the best part of the franchise, even the goodbye to the guy who didn’t die irl was nice
footgays are disgusting
going to pickup more vodka i think i need it before i mig based on showcase runs 3x in a row kek
>Blunderlands 2
Lay off the laptop, prince Vorkken
hungry miggy
>ambattablow!
What did Anthony Burch mean by this
"cheated runs"
Speedrunning is arbitrary
>hang up out up again with you on stage
> don't forget to blow everyone blow up everything up
His transition melted his brain
One good run. All I ask for.