Age of Empires 2 AoE2

Hopefully the next S-tier tournament is competitive. I give HC5 a 5/10.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the daut matches were fun to watch (i didnt get to catch many others since i've been busy).
    i just wished they buffed handcannoneers in the new patch too.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The job of handcannoners is to counter infantry. They do this job extremely well. Bohemians have access to this unit in castle age. Yes, the Bohemians get an Imperial Age unit in Castle Age. They absolutely demolish every other castle age unit. We also have other unique gunpowder units like Jannissaries and Conqs. Jannies have been nerfed recently because of how oppressive they were, Conqs have also been nerfed because of how difficult they were to conquer in Castle Age. Handcannons do not need to be buffed to beat Paladins or other power units in Imperial Age. That is not their job. They hard counter every single infantry unit as they are designed to do. They do not lose to what they are intended to counter, they do not need to be buffed. If you want to see more handcannon play, you should advocate for infantry to be buffed as more infantry play would lead to more handcannon play.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        valid points, but i just like using hand cannoneers and wish they were a little better.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They aren't as good as you expect in your hand because you either suck ass or is using them as a weird civ.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >is using them wrong
            you used improper grammar. i win

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              you got him

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >i win

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          play Burgundians for +25% damage buff on them which makes them way more of a generalist ranged damage unit

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            play hindustanis instead, with 9 range you are outranging crossbows, skirms and siege onagers.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't HC also soft-counter anything with heavy armor, including pierce armor? They're just generically good if you can mass them(which is obviously hard). I guess they're countered by good archers, which means they're bad half the time.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They lose to Arbs and to some extent skirms, yes. It takes 12-13 shots to kill a FU Cavalier with a HC compared to 35 from an Arb as well. Then if you compare it against Paladins it's 14 shots for a HC but 46 for an Arb. The best way to counter them is siege/arbs.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Buff handcannoniers

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        baited as frick

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doggies... played aoe4 for the first time today... its so frickin good

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amigo Wars 2
    Team Viper vs. Team Ganji
    Play All 3
    >Streams
    https://www.twitch.tv/theviper
    https://www.twitch.tv/dave_aoe

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I finally finished Bulgaria's campaign, holy frick the last mission took me 2h30m, the game telling you to do italians first is so moronic.

    Also, is this the only NTR campaign in AoE2:DE?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Also, is this the only NTR campaign in AoE2:DE?
      No there's also the first polish scenario

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sit down. Be humble.

    We hera-bros now run this not-a-general

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How old is this pic? He's gained like 35lbs

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Allah wills it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >back before hera became fat
      whoa.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you girls already pre-order the epic campaigns only DLC?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't pre-order games unless they give me a tangible bonus, like early access to an mmo.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm the only girl here, and no I didn't pre-order anything. What's the point of playing campaigns?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty bad bait tbh but someone will probably take it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will send you the DLC for free, please be my girlfriend sar

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You pre-ordered HRT bro.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          the civ builder came back online but it's so garbage bro, you can only recycle civ bonuses and units instead of making your own. Can't some pajeet tech nerd develop a good one.

          fricking kek

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, I'll buy it on sale, price is steep for few scenarios and it's not like I've did more than half campaigns.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i want to play all the campaigns/scenarios at least once and 15 bucks is like whatever

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't even finished the Dawn of the Dukes campaigns, why should I purchase another pack?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah ill wait for a sale

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not worth it from what I heard

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will never see so much soul in "pro" play

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Literally any other map
    >A test of your strategy, ability to understand how to roll out a good economy, play under pressure, defend your villagers, etc
    >Arabia and Arena
    >You didn't take the boar by X time so now you lose
    Why is it like this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I disagree but you can always solve this issue with two clicks, at least in 1vs1 mode.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or they could just fricking fix arabia and revert the map change from last year (maybe 2 years ago now idk)

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm fan of open maps, I'm not fan how forest generation can put you or enemy completely exposed and how far away are deers. Still I really like spread of gold and stone on this map, still it's perma ban on tg for me for how games are often one sided after 15 mins.
          And don't tell me you want to see ponds again.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is it like this?
      Extreme autists are unable to play a map different from what they've been doing since 2002 so they absolutely mastered every single second of the early gameplay since it's identical every time.
      Different maps require people to improvise and most morons don't like that.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, just say you can't adapt, it's ok, it's a hard game to master

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It'll be competitive for 2nd place, sure. Hopefully they'll recognize this and make the 3rd/4th player final game as well.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ban arabia, arena
    >megarandom as prefered map
    It's gaming time.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    which aoe2 are you guys talking?
    real aoe2?
    aoe2 hd?
    aoe2 de?

    i will never play definitive edition. only aoe2 hd

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody cares about two defunct titles. We talk about DE.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that sucks

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    these hidden cup games are pretty nice. is it worth it to watch the old ones?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this was easily the worst hidden cup so far, so yeah

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        should i watch in chronological order?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          sure, why not

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a semi-prominent member of the community and I just realized the twitter I use for aoe2 is the same one I've been using to like and retweet racist alt-right shit for years. All the big casters and players follow me. Do I delete my account before someone notices or just roll with it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no you arent

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Id recommend it, or rather just making a new twitter and keep the old one. I’m an exprominent player as well, but I’ve been cancelled out of many tournaments run by the ~~*tournament admins*~~, so I can really only play in smaller tournaments or ones where the hosts don’t speak much English. Otherwise, these annoying ~~*tournament admins*~~ message the hosts to blacklist certain players preemptively…
      I’m still 2k+ though, but unfortunately I’m getting banned from participating in most qualifiers.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Theres horses in my economy!

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    DID YOU GUESS RIGHT? DID YOU FIND CHEEKY REFERENCE?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hera
      >Infantry
      dismissed, his opinions are fricking trash

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Watch the video, she (the Greek goddess Hera) said that her infantry stat is the weakest.

        >you're never gonna guess number 1, you think you know what it is but the answer is gonna surprsie you!!!
        >it's eagles, the most infamously overloaded unit in the game
        wow, expectations truly subverted, masterclass Hera content once again

        Hera is the hussar queen, of course she loves hussar but better.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you're never gonna guess number 1, you think you know what it is but the answer is gonna surprsie you!!!
      >it's eagles, the most infamously overloaded unit in the game
      wow, expectations truly subverted, masterclass Hera content once again

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no ghulams and karambit warriors rated as overrated, opinion discarded.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're not in top 5.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >havent been able to play in two weeks
    >havent been able to make my hand cannoneers
    im getting withdrawal symptoms. i need help.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if we move the tournaments to civs being random, even in the matches.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hera needlessly torturing Larry
    >calls him the archer master
    >destroys his archers with hussars

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you watching a youtube video or something? I don't see them playing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hera's new ultimate guide to playing archers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hussar stronk, what's so new about it

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    New campaigns look super fun

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Guys the scenarios are exactly the same as the ones in Workshop!!! How they are polished??? I manage to start playing -I had to verify the game files due to their mistake on the release to make it play!!!-
      lol

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never played campaigns let alone mod shit

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are aoe2 maps so shit? anything with water or prebuilt walls is automatically shit and there are so many maps with them in the pool that you can't even ban them all. why can't this game have good maps like sc? they even have maps sponsored by amd.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why are aoe2 maps so shit?
      They are not
      >nything with water or prebuilt walls is automatically shit
      Shit take
      >there are so many maps with them in the pool that you can't even ban them all
      If you had good tastes then you wouldn't be banning them
      >why can't this game have good maps like sc?
      You can frick off and ask them in the SC thread
      >they even have maps sponsored by amd.
      Cool

      My diagnosis: Skill issue.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        water is shit
        arena is shit
        no you can't change my mind

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no you can't change my mind
          Did not try to, not everyone can have good tastes.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. horse and igelo spammer

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tiresome, but I will try to ignore it, this scenario is actually busting my balls since it's pretty fricking hard
    Took me a long while to realize the Swan was a monk ship

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot picture

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starting to think that AoE2 will continue until literally every military leader or conflict of note from the wider middle ages is represented in some way

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      god I hope so

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And that's a good thing(?)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's the Battle of Civetot

      >Play as Turks with full tech tree available (Besides Gunpowder ofc)
      >Enemies are a bunch of Dark Age militia and villagers with the odd man at arms
      >Don't feel guilty because they're antisemitic

      It would be based

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're already using figures who didn't actually exist like Vortigern, Yodit and Edward Longshanks

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      In campaigns? Hopefully

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Viper bros...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      19x3 hours of content is not bad at all for a DLC

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        But I could go play 13 of the scenarios already, they're just there in the mod browser. I haven't checked, but I have played several of his campaigns, and have likely just outright already played several of these.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We stay winning

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Play game for a living
      Of course he is going to get the DLC which pays for itself in content

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That Hera girl sure is pushing the battering ram fearmongering hard.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      did all these whiny pros get hit in the head hard at the same time to the point they all forgot mangonels exist as a unit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        any possible change in meta is scary to homosexuals.

        Viper isn't concerned about the ram garrison changes.

        viper is a cool guy.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Viper isn't concerned about the ram garrison changes.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    man some of these new DLC missions sound brutally hard, really excited to get to them once I get the spare money

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember how much AoE2 regulars ITT seethed when I said Historical Battles shouldn't be in Africa?

    Well guess what. I won.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but the new historical battles/vic and vanq menu is ugly as sin.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Alan Rick campaign in AoE2 is pretty bad.
    >lousy cheap german accents
    >goths just running around destroying everything because "they want to talk!"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm playing through that one now. It's kinda just ok yeah but I liked sacking rome.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I liked it until I found out that I missed the cheevo for sucking Rome in under 30 minutes.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    TheViper comfily proving it's all about strategy, not asiaticclicking

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mr slow did it first

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which transwoman is going to be number 1 female player?

      What ELO?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Which transwoman is going to be number 1 female player?
        One of the girls who played vs hera here

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frickign shit ... I just wasted 2h40m of my life playing the final misison of Goths campaigns. Not because I restarted, it just took this long.

    Insane grindfest.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah If you won't finish that fricker in middle prepare for never-ending turtling otherwise its not that bad since dromons make middle fricker and city next to sea breeze

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh shit I forgot dromons existed

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    aoe2 bros...the DLC is shit!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no civ dlc
      >bad

      no wai!

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    idk why everyone kvetching about Hera and "uncompetitive" pro scene, Hera came up through the time when Viper was just wasting everyone and got to the point where he surpassed Viper, there is no reason to think that it won't happen again, assuming that everyone is still playing this game in a few years

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he plays strictly by the meta with no whacky builds

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      when Viper was wiping the floor with everyone, he started messing around and trying fun offmeta builds and strats, he was playing Khmer and Portuguese UU memes years before the average pro or player started using them

      when Hera is wiping the floor with everyone, he doubles down even harder on playing the same boring optimized scout/archer builds and b***hes and moans on youtube about anything that threatens the established meta

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Viper has always been serious in tournaments

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      mega farm eco boom into hussar spam eco raid gets boring to watch fast.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      People just want something to b***h about and since hera is an empowered POC in a naturally white place the racism will flow naturally to the easiest prey

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    favorite civ(s)? im a big Portuguese fan for the wide tech-tree+feitorias on most maps and Bohemians for a nice mix-up on mostly/pure land maps.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >favorite civ(s)?
      Mongols. I destroy even the hardest AI with mongols because I play with rtwp

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >rtwp
        Yes anon, I do definely know exacly what you're talking about.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he never played any popular western RPG

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have, tho I still have no idea what term means

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not gonna tell you because I don't want you to feel embarrassed.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Real time with pause.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't know that term existed but fair enough

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'd never seen it abbreviated either tbh but it made sense in context.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Gaiseric mission was pretty long, but that's because you can't mine gold or build farms, so you have to raid the enemies
    The Huns spawned but didn't do anything besides sit in Gaul, which you should obviously leave
    The Migration system is interesting but also really sucks. It destroys all of your created military buildings, meaning you have to rebuild every time and also reposition all of your villagers, especially when it takes 30 seconds to unpack the town center (when it can unpack)
    Maybe I'm just a shitter who plays slow and would wait to tech up, let my troops heal, and accumulate trade ships in Spain, but I did it in under 4 hours, which was still fast enough get the 455 achievement

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      tldw:
      numbers are below HC4. chalks it up to sets not being competitive+no corona.

      liked the history videos+player videos even if the player videos were shown after the players were out.

      chose mapu for observer because he believed he was better than vodka. wasnt happy with mapu's performance the first few days but it got better.

      liked the casters and thought it went well.

      happy with the money, but surfshark was slightly underwhelmed compared to what was promised. started shilling it a little more and the clicks went up halfway through so shouldve started saying 'click the link' more aggressively earlier. also says it's due to the sets not lasting as long as they should.
      liked the maps.

      liked the civs. took some info from the qualifiers to slightly modify how the main event would be played so all the same civs arent played constantly.

      had a call with the players to figure out how to make the event better. players wanted to know who everyone was to practice with. said no several times but eventually relented to only telling them who wasnt on their side. had to decide to tell audience early or wait until after. was worried about pushback and constant questions about it ruining the event so pushed it off.

      similar to brackets, barles sent the game recs as game1/2/3/4/5/5 and his 2 admins didnt correct it to make one of them game6, so he chose the wrong game5 to watch. right after casting what was supposed to be game6 and skipping game5, robo tells him theres been a mistake. decides itd be too moronic to watch a game from the middle of the set if the winner is already known. barles/hera didnt really care a game was missed. t90 incredibly mad and ripped his admins a new butthole.
      (cont)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >chose mapu for observer because he believed he was better than vodka. wasnt happy with mapu's performance the first few days but it got better.
        I don't think saying this publicly helps anyone. Not him, not those homosexuals, not "the scene"
        >might be his last event ever
        Nah, more drama
        Thanks senpai

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      tldw:
      numbers are below HC4. chalks it up to sets not being competitive+no corona.

      liked the history videos+player videos even if the player videos were shown after the players were out.

      chose mapu for observer because he believed he was better than vodka. wasnt happy with mapu's performance the first few days but it got better.

      liked the casters and thought it went well.

      happy with the money, but surfshark was slightly underwhelmed compared to what was promised. started shilling it a little more and the clicks went up halfway through so shouldve started saying 'click the link' more aggressively earlier. also says it's due to the sets not lasting as long as they should.
      liked the maps.

      liked the civs. took some info from the qualifiers to slightly modify how the main event would be played so all the same civs arent played constantly.

      had a call with the players to figure out how to make the event better. players wanted to know who everyone was to practice with. said no several times but eventually relented to only telling them who wasnt on their side. had to decide to tell audience early or wait until after. was worried about pushback and constant questions about it ruining the event so pushed it off.

      similar to brackets, barles sent the game recs as game1/2/3/4/5/5 and his 2 admins didnt correct it to make one of them game6, so he chose the wrong game5 to watch. right after casting what was supposed to be game6 and skipping game5, robo tells him theres been a mistake. decides itd be too moronic to watch a game from the middle of the set if the winner is already known. barles/hera didnt really care a game was missed. t90 incredibly mad and ripped his admins a new butthole.
      (cont)

      viper/lierrey game wasnt live because they wanted to play earlier. however, one of them forgot to unsub from the prior hidden cup islands map and didnt realize until 40mins in. the admins say the game was somewhat tied up but viper thought he was slightly winning. they replayed the game on the new islands but viper lost. proposes having each player in a separate discord room streaming their game with an admin in there, but players probably wont like that.

      emotional about HC5 as ran it might be his last event ever. wanted to prove he could come back from facebook after ditching twitchfans for all that sweet payday and worried theyd be mad at him.

      doesnt want to promise HC6, wants to wait and see if all the factors align. even though running/being in a lot of events is tough he likes it, but wants to make sure competitiveness/viewers/map types/filling a need (titans league)/appreciated/making money/etc are all good. talks about long streak of S-tier events and how titans league takes a lot of effort. no promised date for HC6 but probably will do one eventually.

      plans for future: have fun :^). return to basic content like LEL/community games, but it might be a little less frequent than before. wants to focus more on being a better caster. some small events in the future from him. not worried about burnout from game, but worried it might cause problems irl.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >chose mapu for observer because he believed he was better than vodka. wasnt happy with mapu's performance the first few days but it got better.
        I don't think saying this publicly helps anyone. Not him, not those homosexuals, not "the scene"
        >might be his last event ever
        Nah, more drama
        Thanks senpai

        Wandering Warriors Cup 2 please.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mbl is so exciting!
    Hera desperately trying to diver attention from himself to appease his own haters... sad!

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A couple questions about the Gurjars:
    1. Could a Celtic player steal sheep and give them to a Gurjar ally?
    2. Do animals like cows and water buffalo produce extra food when garrisoned in the mill compared to sheep?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1. Could a Celtic player steal sheep and give them to a Gurjar ally?
      Yes. But it has serious diminishing returns since release.
      >2. Do animals like cows and water buffalo produce extra food when garrisoned in the mill compared to sheep?
      No it's all the same.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cows should produce about 1.5* (Per animal) as much as sheep, according to the formula I found on reddit.
        15 * LN(total food in mills/200 + 1)
        Its still diminishing returns though

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playing the charlemagne scenario bluescreened my computer
    well, that's a first

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      skill issue
      that's what you get for not planning around BSoD rush

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        luckily, I had an autosave an hour in.
        a pretty standard mission, if not boring. Karloman holds the line while you can wall up the Rhine and clear out Gascony. After Karl dies to camels, you get his lands can wall off Aquitaine and the Danube plain, which'll form your castle doors against the Ai's spawns. The Saxons just send waves of feudal troops, the Avars horse archers/kipchaks, and the Umayyads a bunch of camel troops.
        I went after the Lombards first, which really sucked, because they had several castles and you need to get Charlie to Rome in order to get to Imperial Age. I then took out the Avars and Saxons as I searched the map for the scholars who are also required to reach Imperial Age (there's one in England, one in Aquitaine, one in Lombard Italy, and one in Rome itself). If I had to do this again, I'd just focus on finding those scholars with scouts and then breaking the Lombard Alpine wall so that Charlie could sneak his way into Rome. At that point, you just need to build a Wonder (don't need to wait for the countdown) for victory.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          When I realized what you were writing pretty much spoilers, I stopped reading. Want to do that mission unspoiled as possible.
          Just finished doing Temujin's mission.
          It was alright 7/10.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            luckily, I had an autosave an hour in.
            a pretty standard mission, if not boring. Karloman holds the line while you can wall up the Rhine and clear out Gascony. After Karl dies to camels, you get his lands can wall off Aquitaine and the Danube plain, which'll form your castle doors against the Ai's spawns. The Saxons just send waves of feudal troops, the Avars horse archers/kipchaks, and the Umayyads a bunch of camel troops.
            I went after the Lombards first, which really sucked, because they had several castles and you need to get Charlie to Rome in order to get to Imperial Age. I then took out the Avars and Saxons as I searched the map for the scholars who are also required to reach Imperial Age (there's one in England, one in Aquitaine, one in Lombard Italy, and one in Rome itself). If I had to do this again, I'd just focus on finding those scholars with scouts and then breaking the Lombard Alpine wall so that Charlie could sneak his way into Rome. At that point, you just need to build a Wonder (don't need to wait for the countdown) for victory.

            Wait what? What's the point of new missions for Mongols and Franks

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's better than having another campaign about some middle east or african shithole.
              If we don't get an East Asia expansion next, but instead some shit like North America or Central Africa I'm going to flip

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The next expansion will be Australia plus like 5 abbo tribes.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >It's better than having another campaign about some middle east or african shithole.
                Campaigns can be about literally whos like fricking mapuche for all I care, It's adding civs when it becomes a problem

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does every scenario in the new DLC have a 90 minute timer on hard? WHy do I have to choose between shitty AI or mega sweat booming?

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That Gaiseric level is pretty fun, I was really slow and shitty though so it was about 490 by the time I got to Rome

    Vortigern next, I actually grew up around the time of Sub-Roman Britain so I'll be interested to see what it's like

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >, I actually grew up around the time of Sub-Roman Britain

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hope you can fast-castle in time

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my group and i just played a little of settlers 4 and we all enjoyed the 4x genre. i was interested in other games and wanted to know what the best version of age of empires would be. probably AoE 2 but that has a bunch of different version as well afaik. which should i go for?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      definitive edition got you covered, if you are trying to chose between aoe2, 4 or 3 then that's different

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Definitive edition is the best value, it is constantly updated and you get all the pre-DE DLCs for free

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The new scenarios are an exercise in tedium. The Charlemagne one has some ridiculous conditions to get to Imperial and the Nobunaga one is annoying that you can't just auto enemy everyone because you know they're going to betray you later. $14 for this shit was absurd, not to mention all the slideshow images and the background are complete recycles.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of tedium, getting all of Ragnar's 50 sagas took me 5.5 hours. It looks like defeating the jomsvikings stops the viking raiders, and I thought it would end the scenario--but you have free play until pressing the victory button, so I pushed on while losing a couple settlements.
    You have to unite Scandinavia to have population, but Britain is where the money and food is at. Eastern Europe is a fricking drudgery of riverine assaults and the conditions of "settle X island" are annoying to micromanage villagers, especially since you don't have any kind of town center and your ships take damage over time
    My strategy is to resign, find out where shit/recruitables are, then go to scotland and go south from there. Wessex and Anglia were pretty tame, too, if you'd want, but the continent is not worth the time until you've got the economy and it's all just micromanagement of ships to kill a few men here or there

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >resign
      what a CHEATER. you didnt beat the game.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I mean I just found out the vague terrain and where theee or four of the raider groups are
        You can't progress at the start without them because you've only two vils, no gold, and no pop room

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I should also say that I lost my first time because the game's like "raid ireland" and then i got broadsided by 20 woad raiders, and the essex sergeants kicked my ass when i then tried in england. My resignation allowed me to find the allies and so I used them my next attempt while unting norway. It's just my recommendation because the map is huge and you can miss so much in the early stage when you can only build one boat and have 30 population spacd

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            More than half of these scenarios are so badly designed, they always require you to resign to see the map or lose to know the trigger. The best example is when every tribe turn on you on temudjin when you do khurim and you have no way to know this will happen.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's also that you have limited resources and don't have the time to scout check everything, especially with all of the terrain details
              They could really use some temporarily fog of war revealed areas just so you have an idea of what's being asked of you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bjorn is like Ragnar, but you only need to destroy wonders, so it's annoying but not as shitty.
      You're locked at low pops pending your Age and you've no siege beyond rams, so it can be incredibly tedious, if not self explanatory; age up to get the good techs, bumrush the wonders once you have an army and have fun microing transport ships every time you want to go anywhere
      Youneed to find four recruitable heroes to get their units, so I'd recommend going to tangiers to get throwing axes; i've marked their spots in red on the completed map
      The only things I'd warn is that everyone has too damn many monks, the greeks have demo ships off of sardinia, and there is no good disembarking point south of carthage, land north of it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This scenario felt like there were zero stakes whatsoever, what was even the point? The economy and your only sanctioned buildings are almost perfectly safe, there's no timer or fail states either and it's just a matter of that initial buildup to get the ball rolling, but at least it doesn't take fricking forever like Ragnar does.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, i lost 302 fricking units and I was more just pissed that I would have to wait for my economy to mount back up and all the time it would take to re-queue all the units. Losing 2 transport ships didn't feel like a loss of an army, it felt like a loss of my time.
          I could've done it in 10 minutes in CK3 as Haestinn, it was just a raid

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm declaring Longhair the worst of the viking scenarios
        not because of all of the ferrying required to reach isolated outposts
        but because "defeating" an enemy requires finding every single last one of their units, which means hunting down a single fricking longboat for 30 minutes.

        overall was a fun dlc , but jesus where the viking scenarios long as frick
        Constantinople was a good challenge but jesus Mstislav fricked me up hard the first time i didnt expect a mongol army THAT big
        rest was ok

        what was your strategy for Vortigern/Vertigier? I can't seem to get off the ground fast enough while the picts just raid en masse, destroying the north and turning the saxons against me

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          also i agree with you longhair was the least fun , i had more fun with ragnar cause of the whole doing different stories around the map
          the shittiest scenario of the whole dlc...i really hesitate between Longhair and Seljuk cause seljuk is a worst temujin scenario cause of the limit of time you got and the fact that your "ally" never fricking help you and just exist to be attacked by one big nomad invasion and you gotta go defend them , also really dissapointed in Nobunaga by the fact that the whole "6 different factions to play" has really not that much different gimmick between the 6 factions to really want me to replay it with anyone else after playing it with Oda , should have really be a scenario just centered on him that lead into the Kyoto conqueror scenario at the end would have been much more interresting

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >map is: use diplomacy to win
          >achievement is: don't use diplomacy to win
          well ain't that some shit. I thought I could betray my allies and still win, but it doesn't let you do that. I'll do it again, I guess
          Aquitaine and Gascony did nothing against each other, it was too late on my first try, so i reloaded a lucky save and stormed them down.
          I thought it was pretty good, though better my second round where I didn't get harangued by the Norse Brentons every two seconds

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fellas where do I find CD copies of the 3 original games?

    Sengoku Total Conversion needs CD AOE2 and I need the other 2 for posterity.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >try to play the game
    >steam keeps verifying
    Help

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just tell it to stop.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Age of Jank 2

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ghostmaster? More like wienermaster.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ghostmaster? More like basedmaster

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nuh nuh

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Do everything in the map except killing green because no imperial age
    >Scout LITERALLY everywhere in mainland Europe to find the last Scholar, nowhere to be found
    >Almost a hour of autistic exploration, I cave in and I Marco Polo
    >Last Scholar is in fricking Britain
    I hate

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking warned you, bro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You are giving me urges to try that shitty doc/workshop mod just so I can suffer more than on ranked games.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hera declared that you no longer have an excuse after the last patch. Drop off makes Chinese #1 for everyone. Play Chinese. Great Chinese dragon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if Hera said you should jump off a cliff, would you do it?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        id suck his wiener first, thank him, then jump of course!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Least gay heragay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Hera said
        Don't care, didn't ask.

        You haters are so pathetic. You never did this for Viper... because he's white!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yup.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yes

          What campaign should I start with? One that isn't shitty, but not the best one either since I don't want all the subsequent campaigns to seem like shit compared to the best.

          Do you have all the DLCs? How new to the game are you?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            New to aoe2 and played 1 skirmish game, not new to RTS in general (played SC1 campaigns, Dawn of War, Homeworld, etc). I got the Dawn of the Dukes DLC since I hear those campaigns are great, but I don't want to start with the best and just have it be down hill from there.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Hera said
    Don't care, didn't ask.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What campaign should I start with? One that isn't shitty, but not the best one either since I don't want all the subsequent campaigns to seem like shit compared to the best.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      New to aoe2 and played 1 skirmish game, not new to RTS in general (played SC1 campaigns, Dawn of War, Homeworld, etc). I got the Dawn of the Dukes DLC since I hear those campaigns are great, but I don't want to start with the best and just have it be down hill from there.

      just play the Saladin one.That one starts very weak and gets better with each map. The last mission is quite good, specially if you go for the achievement of killing all enemies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cuman

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Atilla and Barbossa are fun but simple enough that they're not the best. The best are the Dawn of the Dukes ones.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    scorpion or mangonel for romans
    I read that scorpions are a noob crutch and mangonels are just better at decimating archers and other siege units
    was I lied to?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I read that scorpions are a noob crutch
      Bruh what
      >mangonels are just better at decimating archers
      Not necessarily true
      In lower numbers, 1 or 2 mangonels can still get microed and archer split down fairly easily, you cannot easily dodge scorpion bolts
      Onagers however, are better than scorpions when it comes killing archers
      >was I lied to?
      Mostly yes, or simply feed an idiotic take.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Romans are a special exception, the scorpions cost 30 gold making them far cheaper than any other civs, upgrades make them fire faster and benefit from ballistics. Romans want to make scorpions unless the enemy is going heavy into mangonels.

      So is Victors and Vanquished like...BAD? Or is it "I can't believe you charged so much money for this/misled about the contents on several occasions" bad.

      Cause if it's just a scam but actually good for what it is I will get it on steep discount. I used the money I was gonna use on VnV for the AOE2 soundtrack on Steam and now I hook my deck up to bluetooth and play it when Im relaxing lmao

      Half of them are official versions of old modded content, the price they released it at is not worth it.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Now that the Visigoths have settled (In Hispania), what's the single best campaign level across the entirety of AoE 2, HD, DE and the DLCs?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's Mongols.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Le Loi 2 is a modern classic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      First Barbarossa missions is still my favorite. Unfortunately the AI, especially for this missions, is a bit spotty.
      Sometimes I steamroll the 6 opposing factions, other times it becomes a titanic struggle with the enemy factions all sending large groups of enemies at me. I remember being like 14 years old and having to slowly whittle down a Burgundy that had built 10 castles, Bavaria and Austria having camps large enough to border one another, Saxony sending an endless wave of teutonic knights my way, and Bohemia having built at least 30 stables

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Timur 5 for how you don't have any goal aside from collecting 10k of gold and you get gold not only from trading but also from destroying buildings and killing enemy units so it's kinda choose your own adventure mission.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was going to make a big list of the best from each set of levels but ultimately I realised it was going to be a two way split

      Either The Old Tiger for the sheer fun or The Fruits of Her Labor for the (surprising for AoE2) emotional weight

      Some Le Loi missions are up there as well

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      As a proud Spaniard, anything from Tariq ibn Ziyad, playing as my ancestors is so exciting

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >As a proud Spaniard
        >Tariq ibn Ziyad
        >my ancestor
        rape baby

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wow, you're so clever! You understood his joke! Good job!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Attila 6, nothing like having to defeat several different factions (Britons, Franks, Celts, Teutons) wonder rushes and the only use of the Atheism tech
      Catalaunian Fields is also good, I'm a sucker for proper co-op missions

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        one of the best change that AOE1 DE did was making the Coming of the Huns in the Pax Romana campaign into the Catalaunian fields but with you as the romans

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This mission absolutely kicked my ass, (eventually beat it on Hard); I think it's probably the hardest of any of the missions from AOK+TC. You really need to be aggressive with your starting army. The spare town centre from pink in Orange's city is just bullshit tbh, means you can't take them out fully early and they can rebuild at the most inconvenient time.

        Scenarios with wonder victories tend to be unusually hard especially on the earlier campaigns (Into China is solely hard because of the Jin Wonder, nothing else in that scenario is even close to as problematic; it also makes Saladin 5 far, far more stressful). So having a scenario where you have four factions going for wonders is still mental.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I know it's objectively incorrect, but for me it will always be
      >BEHOLD, THE HORDE OF GENGHIS KHAN APPROACHES
      And then wrangling up them little tribes

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >4 (FOUR) new viking levels
    >3 of them play exactly the same and take forever to finish
    >the last is just a Vinlandsaga remake

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >and take forever to finish
      This doesn't necessarily need to be a minus as long as they aren't boring

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >WOLO-ACK!

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >soul

    >soulless

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So is Victors and Vanquished like...BAD? Or is it "I can't believe you charged so much money for this/misled about the contents on several occasions" bad.

    Cause if it's just a scam but actually good for what it is I will get it on steep discount. I used the money I was gonna use on VnV for the AOE2 soundtrack on Steam and now I hook my deck up to bluetooth and play it when Im relaxing lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They never lied about the contents. The main point of contention is that majority of the content is remakes of mod scenarios you could already play for free before, and that consequently asking that much money for it is scummy. I've heard mostly positive comments on the scenarios themselves (they were quite popular and well liked as mods before this DLC after all). Personally I'm waiting for a sale but will gladly buy it eventually.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Negative reviews are actually morons that were waiting for new civs

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Open T90's stream
    >Last about 30 seconds before I shut it off
    I have no idea how people listen to this guy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what did you hear?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I just don't like the way he talks. I swear you have to be sub 1400 elo to enjoy it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It wears off, first it was just the only one making interesting stuff, then just tradition I guess but now there's no way. Only tourneys on youtube I think, like TTL or something

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He is one of the few that you can consistently find streaming, memb shouts into the mic, hera is not very fun to watch playing ranked ladder games

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Memb doesn't even shout into the mic that often anymore.

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what do I do against homosexual shoot n run units like mangudais and conquistadors as the Romans
    my homosexual friends always fricking pick these units and it doesn't matter if I decimate their entire base, all they have to do is just run around the map with however much of their homosexual unit they could accrue before I showed at their doorstep and then annoy me until I can't win the 1v2

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Plan A is pressure/trade so that he never reaches critical mass. Plan B is skirms/siege.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I can never prevent both of my homosexual friends from massing homosexual units, if I go for one of them the other attacks me while I am attacking and I have to retreat or I destroy everything one of them has EXCEPT the homosexual units and then they team up and attack me from two sides
        If I do nothing they just turtle up until they have two full armies and at that point more stuff beats less stuff
        Seriously my friends are such fricking homosexuals when it comes to ffa

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          why not just do 3v3 teamgames at this point or do they just love seeing you get mad?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Because they're not good enough for online (I'm not either but at least I know one build order)
            Last time we played I had to carry them by killing off 2 players and then watch them struggle against the last one

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              it seems like you'd have more fun carrying them instead of having to deal with their homosexual units annoying you.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because they're not good enough for online (I'm not either but at least I know one build order)
          Last time we played I had to carry them by killing off 2 players and then watch them struggle against the last one

          sounds like the real homosexual here is you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If 3 players FFA turns regularly into 2vs1 then it's time to stop FFA

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Get good.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I DID IT I finally did it I won the 1v2 skirmishers and fast castle were the answer
          I even got attacked with fricking conquistadors while I was attacking one of my friends and skirmishers made short work of them
          Now onto winning the 1v3

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Get ballistics, get a handful of elite skirms in your base, get town watch and have these skirms in your base to counter these raids

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    overall was a fun dlc , but jesus where the viking scenarios long as frick
    Constantinople was a good challenge but jesus Mstislav fricked me up hard the first time i didnt expect a mongol army THAT big
    rest was ok

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What were your thoughts on the Charlemagne map? Like maybe I'm missing something but Carloman always gets wrecked early whether or not I help them so the whole gimmick seemed pointless

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah carloman is very fricking glitchy and i think his AI is too , i replayed the scenario to betray him and he fricking ended up being invincible to my units so i had to fricking bait ennemies to him , if a scenario need patching its that one for sure

        I'm declaring Longhair the worst of the viking scenarios
        not because of all of the ferrying required to reach isolated outposts
        but because "defeating" an enemy requires finding every single last one of their units, which means hunting down a single fricking longboat for 30 minutes.
        [...]
        what was your strategy for Vortigern/Vertigier? I can't seem to get off the ground fast enough while the picts just raid en masse, destroying the north and turning the saxons against me

        speaking of Longhair , i cannot be the only one that find it weird that theres no interaction at all with the merchant with his siege workshop next to denmark , especially with the hints telling you "without siege weapons taking the county will take a lot of men" so it seemed to be a way to speak with the merchant to get siege weapons , maybe its glitched on my end ?
        As for Vortigern , focus the wall as much as you can get villagers up there to repair all the time and get troops garrison in towers
        get archers then scorpions to defend and then you can have troops in reserve to attack the saxons when they rebel to slow them down long enough to win , the Irish raid are a none problem as you can get rid of them pretty easily with a few well placed tower and unit , their attack spots are pretty much always the same and for the frank just get a few towers on the south-east tip of the island and their ship will always be sunk as they always pass there

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I couldn't activate the Danish siege merchant either; I had just built a barracks outside the walls and used a whole lot of fully upgraded huscarls
          my main problem with Vortigern is that I barely have any strength to hold the wall. The Picts are rushing in with siege rams and a 400 HP/20 damage chieftain while i've only MAA, while the Saxons all just rebel when they aren't dying to the Irish

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ anon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      t. NEET

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hera can't even beat a 1400 elo player without cheating.

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Since this DLC did so extremely badly, will they bring new civs for the next DLC or is AoE2 getting phased out?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They could made dlc without single byte of data since morons can't read and another morons are thinking that they have to buy all dlc or else devs going to stop supporting game.

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unsubscribed from most of GL's youtube channels. Got tired of being flooded with those Mr Beast looking thumbnails.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he was subbed to begin with

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    256x cheat code is available forever???

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Murder every turk/spanish/bohemian/portuguese pickers one trick ponnie Black folk. As soon as I see the castle I quit the TG match idgaf, go have fun on behalf of other people

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >ponnie
      im not going to listen to a Black person who can't even spell pony.

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >want to play ladder 1vs1
    >go back from work
    >realise I'm too tired and I'll play like shit and stick with one or two casual team games
    >repeat whole week.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      do you play public lobbies, quickplay, ranked, or something else? i mainly play campaigns/skirmishes vs ai and wanted to play some casual teamgames.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There is nothing wrong with this as long as you're having fun

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Herardo ragequit the stream
    >again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      qrd?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >play against sebastian
        >gets tilted
        >don't resign and get defeated instead
        >close the stream
        >probably still beating Rosana on this exact moment

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hera is short for Herardo? Ah so, he did look hispanic to me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he looks like a mix of Black person woman x hispanic/white man

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he's a saracen and his real name is hamas or something

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AOE2 team tournaments officially dead forever

    https://twitter.com/HeartttAoE/status/1770986721473069278?t=wCumSfv0V5hchy2Ouikp4A

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      At least we have Nation's Cup every 5 years.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        five? make it three wtf
        Memb doesn't even want to host his TG tourneys because GL is so buffed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Hera is such a god of AoE2 that he destroys teams just by leaving them.
      White boys need to get good.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Argentinians
        >White

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Mentions Argentina out of nowhere
          Argies living in your head rent free

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nicov is from Argentina and was in that picture, yes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It always was with today's clown culture.

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    everyone is crying about no new civs in the dlc, but really what civilisations haven't already been covered?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The israelites.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >civilisations
      it's civilizations, moron. they havent added the USA yet.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/civilisation

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >find some fan-made website
          >use it as a source
          i remember my days in middle school too. you wont pass your spelling tests like that, buddy. even everyone's favorite aoe2 video maker can spell it right.
          https://www.dictionary.com/browse/civilization

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The United States didn't exhist during the time period AoE covers.

        >jurchen
        >khitans
        >tibetans
        >tongans
        >hawaiians
        >vlach
        >serbs
        >vandals
        >songhai
        >somalis
        >afghans
        >kurds
        >khazars
        >gokturks

        Neither did Hawaiians.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Hawaii has been inhabited since about 1000AD

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The iroquois could vouch in for the americans, no?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            we got enough injuns. we dont need more.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              There is not a single "injun" (as in, native american) civilization

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                inca, aztec, maya are all types of injuns.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                None of those are native americans
                And yes, when I say native americans I mean the tribes from north america, not the entire american continent

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                None of those are native americans
                And yes, when I say native americans I mean the tribes from north america, not the entire american continent

                What a fricking dumbass

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Your mother concedes his body to the Black folk you meniion so much.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Your mother concedes his body

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >His mother is a 100% confirmed man.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Does that make his father a woman? You know, because of the implication?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Iriquois, Cahokia, Cherokee, and Apache were all big enough to be viable as AoE civs. Maybe Sioux over Cahokia since they're way more famous, even though it was the 19th Century war with the US that made them so famous.

            Also, Dutch fricking when? AoE covers the one period in history that they were ever important. Don't say Vikings, because we all know that normies mean Scandanvia when they say that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >jurchen
      >khitans
      >tibetans
      >tongans
      >hawaiians
      >vlach
      >serbs
      >vandals
      >songhai
      >somalis
      >afghans
      >kurds
      >khazars
      >gokturks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      SPLIT CHINA INTO THREE CIVILIZATIONS (minimum) or four (optimum) or five (maximum)

      GREAT CHINESE DRAGON DLC

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        AoE2:DE dev here. This is brought up on every team meeting, but it gets shut down. We cannot split up the Chinese civilization, because then it would stop being the strongest for top players.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mapuches

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you fricking start

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's too late. the fire rises.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Can the casualties be the civ splitters? Let me the arena clows, I will handle them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe the Swiss but AoK civs probably already fill the gaps fine

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Finns

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Austrians
      Bavarians
      Saxons
      Swabians

      the Furor Teutonicus DLC

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Hera going against Viper on water nomads, a map he never played, against Viper's best civ, Dravindians
    >says he's gonna lose because odds stacked against him
    >crushes Viper on his home turf with his favorite civ, in 15 minutes
    Viper fell off harder than Doubt.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      maybe viper was playing with his limiter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and yet, which man is the happier one?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Viper is an emotional wreck after he got destroyed by Hera. He almost cried in Nili's Final (Hera was right) Apartment cup.

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you GL and Hera for killing off team games forever. I no longer have to guess when the next one might be.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nations cups and 2v2's will still be good

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=9JaafGWlzQj2iCuB
    It's out
    Kino bros we are feasting tonight

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I feel bad for Hera haters... they have hate in their hearts and it's only bad for them, makes them ugly and bad at the game, Hera himself said so... he doesn't care about the haters hating him, he wants them to stop hating so they will become less ugly and accept allah

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ESL

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't care about the haters hating him
      He CLEARLY does

      ESL

      Multiple language speakers website. Stay mad

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        american website, we speak english here, stay mad

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >american website
          Anime website, you're not japanese, so you're the foreigner here
          Either accept that there's multiple cultures and that you're not the center of the world, or leave

          Remove American

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            take your meds

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              touch grass

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >American website
    >we speak english
    no, i speak American. frick yuropoors.

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if I'm playing Romans I have no particular reason to go into Knights if I have access to Centurions, right? Knights fill more of an early castle age niche than replacing the main Centurion + Legionary ball, right? I'm trying to cook up some unorthodox stuff with Romans and I noticed that Comitatenses also applies to knights

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Archers into Crossbows into Centurions with Legionnaries, add some scorps and trebs are you are set

      No I'm not baiting, that's how the usual Romanboo plays

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Archers into Crossbows into Centurions + Legionaries
        Man that's fricking genius, I thought you were trolling me but the fricking Britons, the main archer civ, doesn't have access to Thumb Ring either so I can just play the early game as if I was the british then switch to Centurions + Legionaries in mid castle age/early imperial and use the leftover Archery Ranges for skirmishers if my opponent pulls out cavalry archers
        That's so fricking smart, why didn't I think of this?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Man that's fricking genius
          It's... really not.
          Archers and crossbows are OP and you will always end with a net positive result unless you an absolute moron, you can squeeze a lot of value if you're a dumb micronerd that microes like their irl depends on it, can even outmatch skirms or scouts; on top of being the unit that taxes your eco the least since you free your food for vill production. And they will always get you thru the early and mid game in which you can start doing something different in the late game.
          Anon, no offense but you may not the sharpest tool in the shed.

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Americans are a blight upon this world.
    Damm the brits for aborting Americans into existence.

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Remove arabia from team games pool

    Remove arena from the game

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      did you get scout rushed by huns

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Finally cracked Vortigern, was actually pretty fun in the end, I swear I got lucky on the AI though, by the end it seemed the Franks gave up (I suspect their ships were getting sunk by a coastal tower though), the Gaels were more concerned with fighting aqueducts and the Saxons sent the odd pathetic attack towards Deva

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sforza vs Bari, which is better and why?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >first Bari mission
      >clean everything on land
      >realize I cannot attack the docks from land, and have to delete units for ships, in otherwise shipless scenario (nobody attacked me from sea)
      >flavor text says I destroyed them with my dromons
      >I had no dromons available because castle age

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do homies draw out games long when they're clearly losing? It can't be fun to take a beating for 30 minutes, wouldn't it make more sense to cut your losses and restart a new game?

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    does any civilization use halberdiers to a greater extant than any other, beyond as just a counter and/or meatshield for cavalry? if this doesn't exist, which civ has arguably the best halberdiers?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Spirit of the Law's civ

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        slavs

        Halbs?

        Yes and no, it really depends on the

        Slavs and Burmese do excellent against other halbs and can actually wear champions down if you have a lot of wood and food, Aztec Pikemen too, to lesser extend
        Malian Pikemen can take a few more arrows or javelins but they are still terrible. would rather get halbs
        Teuton halbs do well against halbs and cavalry but still die against champs
        Lith and Celt halbs can be used to quickly close the distance on cavalry archers but only to scare them, rarely to actually kill them
        Goths halbs are goth halbs
        Japanese halbs are only good vs cavalry and other halbs and that's it

        >my civ not mentioned in any of these posts
        It's over...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I dont care what your civ is
          Be quiet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      slavs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Halbs?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and no, it really depends on the

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Slavs and Burmese do excellent against other halbs and can actually wear champions down if you have a lot of wood and food, Aztec Pikemen too, to lesser extend
      Malian Pikemen can take a few more arrows or javelins but they are still terrible. would rather get halbs
      Teuton halbs do well against halbs and cavalry but still die against champs
      Lith and Celt halbs can be used to quickly close the distance on cavalry archers but only to scare them, rarely to actually kill them
      Goths halbs are goth halbs
      Japanese halbs are only good vs cavalry and other halbs and that's it

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What do I do against mass onagers? my friends figured out how to fight against my strategy of making more stuff

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kill him before he gets to mass onagers.
      Otherwise, staggered formation of hussars coming from multiple angles. Or BBCs.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        bbcs?
        what do I do if it's black forest and they're all on a chokepoint behind a healthy mass of mangudais?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >bbcs?
          Bombard Cannons.

          >what do I do if it's black forest and they're all on a chokepoint behind a healthy mass of mangudais?
          First, you fricked up if you let a SO and mangudai deathball to happen in the first place. So that's on you.
          However, there are a few things you can do.
          Get Siege Onagers of your own but fully commit to SOs, if you field more SOs than him then you can easily flatten all his mangudai and beat his siege with sheer numbers. Mangudai cannot micro if they are getting shoot by 15 SOs.
          Second, SO deathball comps only thrive in chokepoints, use your own onagers to cut forest and "widen" the area so it's not so cramped, if you got fully upgraded hussars/paladins/eagles that will allow you to come from multiple angles, minimizing splash damage and surround the SOs and Mangudai.
          Alternatively, cut hidden paths to the enemy eco and raid the everloving shit outta of it, if you murder his eco then it's a matter of time you win, if you can manage to trade blows afterwards.
          Alternatively, bombard cannons does excellent vs SOs and alright against mangudai, monks with block printing, theocracy and redemption does well vs SOs, but not mangudai.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >First, you fricked up if you let a SO and mangudai deathball to happen in the first place. So that's on you.
            In my defense it was a 4 man ffa and I had been busy cleaning someone up
            Those are all great strategies, one of my strongest points vs my friends is that my economy is always superior by virtue of reaching 100 villagers first so that trading blows option would've really done work here
            I thank you greatly for this advice, I couldn't figure out what to do in the heat of the moment but now I have a plan of action for the next time we play ffa

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm currently playing through AoE Gold. Once I beat it, I want to play through AoE2. Which version should I go for? (and no, I'm not interested in the definitive edition)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Definitive Edition

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Definitive Edition

        Definitive Edition

        Definitive Edition

        The one that came out in 2019

        Guess I'll go with the HD edition. The original ISOs are difficult to find anyway.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'll go with the HD edition
          >Paying for the game version that has less content, is literal abandonware and is way jankier than DE is
          You're giving me contrarian vibes right now

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >paying

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You're paying for HD.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >paying for videogames

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There is no shame in paying for good games like Age of Empires 2

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Still a contrarian. Or a poorgay.
                Or both.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Definitive Edition

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Definitive Edition

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Definitive Edition

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The one that came out in 2019

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    next civ?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      also Caucasus Architecture set when ?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This
        Armenian, Bulgarian, Byzantine, Georgian architecture set.

        Also have Persians use the Central Asian architecture set. They even do so in the campaign most of the time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      CHINA SPLIT
      CHINA SPLIT
      CHINA SPLIT
      CHINA SPLIT
      CHINA SPLIT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If Burgundians became a thing, then Austrians need to be as well. Vikings are hogging up Scandinavia, but a more modern Scandinavian civ would make sense, probably Denmark or Sweden as a gunpowder-cavalry civ, but maybe that's more AoE3 territory. Moors could be good, but there's a lot of campaigns substituting them with Saracens and Berbers. African East Coast could get a civ as well.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      also Caucasus Architecture set when ?

      >modern political borders
      Smartest civ lore Black person

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Spanish split into Galicians, Leonese, Castilians, Aragonese and Catalans
      Italians split into Genoese, Milanese, Tuscans and Venetians

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Only if the Britons are split into Normans, English, Welsh, Brentons, Midcountrymen, Yorkshiremen, and Anglo-Saxons

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hate this euro civilization split meme

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you vill play the san marinese and you vill like it

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on the siege official scenario?

  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Noob here. What are the best strats to rush the turtles in arena? I'm very bad at lategame fighting and like rush strats. Do I just go down to their level and try to race them to imp with Portuguese/Turks, or are there some viable wall buster strats? Also I did try tower rushing but it feels like a gimicky all-in
    >Just ban arena
    I want the satisfaction of rushing down those who would prefer to not get rushed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Towers with tutons

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just learn how to fc into eco boom yourself
      it's really not that hard

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >just refuse to have fun
        Shit map

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          fc into eco boom is pretty fun
          you can adapt it into something like fc into castle into unique unit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Try this
        >Instant Turk arena mirror
        >Heh, I'll just follow Hera's advice and go full knight to counter his Imp rush
        >He's too noob to do it
        >Instead builds a Janissary deathball and wipes me
        God I fricking hate late-game. I feel like I just can't effectively use my eco. I boomed well, but I always seem to end up in positions where I just can't take out the enemy deathball, no matter that I have 2k everything in the bank. Its like if I slip even a little I instantly get into an unrecoverable position and get treb'ed/cannon'ed down

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          bro? your onagers?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Turks
            >Onagers

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Ask me how I know you don't play the game

              Oh...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ask me how I know you don't play the game

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          what was his feudal timing? according to the video if he goes up at 28 it's fast imp but if it's before that then it's a castle drop.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I have 2k everything in the bank
          isn't this your problem? if you had 2k worth of army instead you wouldn't have to worry about his shit.

  90. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So hear me out: since we have a ridiculous amount of civs, the draft of Aoe2 tourneys should be random bans, civs being assigned to players in a random way and then snipes
    Thongs?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the draft of Aoe2 tourneys should be random bans
      Sure. I liked NAC5's civ draft.
      >civs being assigned to players in a random way
      So I get to lose because someone ends up with with a top 3 civ for a certain map and I get a bottom feeder? You're going to have a hard time pitching that idea to players for S-tier tournaments.
      >and then snipes
      I'm whatever on snipes. I don't think they're necessary if you're already seeing top picks being automatically banned at the start though.

  91. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care for LimitedViper.

  92. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I do
    But for me? It was mr slow all along

  93. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is AoE1 so much more fun than AoE2?
    Is it the large availability of Elephants and super heavy infantry? The massive tech tree gaps? The extreme upgrade values? The insane raiding? Trash cav archers?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      AoE1 is fun for a while but I cannot fathom playing it for the same hundreds of hours I've sunk into AoE2
      Between brainless techs like Wheel, those fricking chariot archer homosexuals, and the inability to garrison (meaning whoever gets raiding units first basically wins) I commend the Vietnamese dudes that have been keeping this pile of shit alive for decades

      I'm currently playing through AoE Gold. Once I beat it, I want to play through AoE2. Which version should I go for? (and no, I'm not interested in the definitive edition)

      I don't get how we get posts like this almost every week
      This isn't Skyrim, all subsequent versions are objectively superior in every way to their predecessors (the subjective parts like music can even be modded out)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Inability to garison
        Solved in DE RoR
        I wouldn't spend hundreds of hours in AoE1 if it wasn't for the formations you get in RoR as well.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >solved in DE RoR
          So you're saying that if, hypothetically, I wanted to eventually do all the AeE1 campaigns it would be better to buy the DLC for AoE2 rather than play AoE1 DE ?

          >people keep feeding the troll
          anons never learn.

          But what's the point of acting like a tard on this board of all places, you may as well go to do in the main board since there's plenty more morons ready to jump the bait there

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but Return of Rome is meant to supersede AoE I DE which never really took off (beyond being training wheels for AoE II DE). It only has a handful of campaigns from the original and three new ones insofar, though.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair the RoR-exclusive campaigns are much more entertaining than the original AoE1 campaigns, but it's missing quite a few from the OG.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            still missing Yamato , Hitites and all 4 campaign of Rise of Rome

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I tried HD and it sucked. Not even gonna touch DE lol. Thankfully I found an original ISO of the game so I'm gonna play though that and then look for the expansion ISO later.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Not even gonna touch DE lol
          Peak contrarianism
          >Thankfully I found an original ISO of the game so I'm gonna play though that and then look for the expansion ISO later.
          Autism

  94. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >HD sucks
    >I want to the play the original with even shitter designs
    Wow. It has to be bait.

  95. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I use WASD for camera movement

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This would be nice but it's 100% not worth giving up the 1:1 keyboard to hotkey grid.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have my left hand on arrow keys and use shift/ctrl/numpad while just clicking things.

  96. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >people keep feeding the troll
    anons never learn.

  97. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shift + Ctrl + QWERASDFZXCV for selecting all buildings
    Military on top row
    Upgrade buildings on middle row
    Eco buildings on lower row
    TCs get their own control group because they're special

  98. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Alaric 5
    How in the FRICK am I supposed to survive against THIS MUCH fricking army from my enemy? I have only so much population space and they field fullsized armies EACH. I leave to take over a base? My base gets flattened. Get a castle up? It's gonna get trebbed down the instant I leave.

    FRICKING insane. God fricking damn it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >How in the FRICK am I supposed to survive against THIS MUCH fricking army from my enemy?
      See

      Holy frickign shit ... I just wasted 2h40m of my life playing the final misison of Goths campaigns. Not because I restarted, it just took this long.

      Insane grindfest.

      , I also suffered... This sister

      Oh shit I forgot dromons existed

      suggested using dromons to take out the bases near the sea, it would probably have helped a lot against the goths in the middle.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dromons helped a ton. I used them+Fires to take out the coastal town, made a hole and flooded huskarls in to finish the job. Then I even made docks on the river to take down the castle with the little mini-island two bridge chokepoint up in the corner.

        Also found out that if you kill purples hero purple just bows out instantly, you can jebait him out with Dromon fire as well.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >How in the FRICK am I supposed to survive against THIS MUCH fricking army from my enemy?
      See [...], I also suffered... This sister [...] suggested using dromons to take out the bases near the sea, it would probably have helped a lot against the goths in the middle.

      you guys must be playing on hard because that mission was really simple for me, though yeah it did take a while. i built like 25 barracks and just smashed Q and W until my fingers bled. i didnt even control my units, i just sent more in

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You use your starting army and the transport to drop in the purple island and assassinate their hero unit in the first 5 minutes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta keep purple under control. These days you also have access to Dromon if you can't get him early.

  99. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I use mostly default hotkeys because real homies grew up playing starcraft where patrol was all the way on frickin P

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's odd, now that I think about it
      in AoE's patrol is king, whereas in Starcraf attack move is better
      How a small change in unit behaviour can shape how a player plays out the game

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        aoe2 didn't have attack move until de. in starcraft you normally use attack move, but patrol is still better for some units like vultures.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Vultures, valkiries, yeah that's true but otherwise everyone else does attack move

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        aoe2 didn't have attack move until de. in starcraft you normally use attack move, but patrol is still better for some units like vultures.

        How is Patrol better than Attack move in AoE2?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think it's actually better. older players are just used to using it since attack move didn't exist before and newer players all got told to use patrol by the old ones.

  100. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm doing the Bari campaign and it's kinda mid to be honest

  101. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What is the best civ and why is it Portuguese?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My civ

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hindustanis, objetively.
      Their only weakness is the early game and that's it
      Then Koreans, and Magyars

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What do Magyars have?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          +1 attack and range HCAs, arguably better than Mangudai
          Cheap hussars, and stronger trash UU hussars.
          Also fully upgraded arbalests, and paladins.

          You can play magyars as either your average metagay or as a steppe nomad civ, and either way it's still very fricking strong.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Better than Mangudai
            >Dies to siege
            >Dies to knights
            >Can be outmaneuvered
            Only a huge mass of them is worth a damn but so is a huge mass of arbalests.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              than Mangudai
              Yes.
              >>Dies to siege
              No quite since they outrange siege, and they have enough attack to more or less punch thru their PA. Also dont pretend Mangudai cannot get flattened either.
              >>Dies to knights
              Skill issue
              >>Can be outmaneuvered
              Skill issue
              >Only a huge mass of them is worth a damn but so is a huge mass of arbalests.
              Holy frick did you actually played with Magyars before?
              Do you actually know what the frick are you talking about?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Mangudai have an attack bonus vs siege, can maneuver their attacks much easier and once again you need a mass of HC to one shot onagers and shit while just a few Mangudais are capable of the same.

                The frick you're talking about Magyars though, isn't this a complaint about Hindustani HandCanons?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Mangudai have an attack bonus vs siege
                Only matters against rams
                > can maneuver their attacks much easier
                Not necessarily, once there's 4 or more SOs then mangudai will struggle to do damage since one onager shot can flatten the whole group, unless staggered formation, and magyar HCAs outrange SOs so they can just kite hit n run
                >nce again you need a mass of HC to one shot onagers
                Not a mass, like 10 or 15 HCAs will suffice
                >while just a few Mangudais are capable of the same.
                Magyar HCAs can do the same to lesser extend yet being better than Mangudai in many other aspects

                >The frick you're talking about Magyars
                Wait what you-
                Oh. kek

                I thought you

                >Better than Mangudai
                >Dies to siege
                >Dies to knights
                >Can be outmaneuvered
                Only a huge mass of them is worth a damn but so is a huge mass of arbalests.

                were comparing Mangudai to magyar HCAs, not Mangudai vs Hindu HCs, comparing magyar HCAs to mangudai made sense in my mind, not comparing mangudai to hindu HCs kek

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Only matters against rams
                yikes

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You heard me.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Frick you I thought I read HCA as Hand CAnnoneer not Heavy Cavalry Archer.

                You're still a moron though, Mangudais are still better lol

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Mangudais are still better lol
                Nah Magyar HCAs are better.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Mangudais don't need an upgrade to get good unlike HCAs who need 2, not counting heavy/elite

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I will give you that one, but in post imp magyar HCAs are still better than elite mangudai

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >+1 attack and range HCAs, arguably better than Mangudai
            Says the guy with 1124 elo. Meanwhile, Hera doesn't even talk about them and considers Mangudai the best UU in the game.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I know you're just stirring shit and shitposting with being a Hera fan but at this point it got old.
              Get new material.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Viper does it too. Your move.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I dont care about Viper.
                I came here to discuss units not pros.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you ignoring their opinions makes your opinion about as interesting as some random moron on the internet talking about his "lived experiences" in chess who says he doesn't care what Magnus Carlsen says about chess

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Then this thread should be nothing but discussing pros and what panties they wear. Might as well not have AoE2 threads then.
                Fricking moron.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                their opinion is based on their incredible ability to squeeze a lot of use out of small number of units. that's why you don't see monk's in 1000 elo, because they demand too much, while in the hands of a pro they don't need to make any other type of unit then monk and halb. for example someone like viper could instantly shut down your mangonel pressure in early castle with 2 mangudai and you would never catch them, while a 1000 elo player would lose the mangudai to the mangonel, or spend all his APM on the mangudai to fall behind in the boom. their opinions belong in their own ecosystem, what filters down to us plebs isn't strictly 1:1 useful.

                T. 978 elo player.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >T. 978 elo player.
                You should've written this somewhere in the middle of the big block of text. Because you separated it at the end of your post, I read it first and then ignored the rest of your post. Sad!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not him, but his opinion is way more valid and important than whatever you pro simps regurgitate
                At the very least the ELOlet plays the fricking game, unlike you

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >At the very least the ELOlet plays the fricking game, unlike you
                Don't insult yourself when talking in 3rd person baby, I know you hurtin' but it's bad for your soul, peace out

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                he isn't me

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Kek, I also believe talking bad about oneself even if it's a """joke""" is a huge no no.
                Sub conscious doesn't know sarcasm

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Cringe

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you can see it in the way the pro's play too mr. twitchsimp, viper never fricking walls because he doesn't need to and can (mostly) rely on quickwalling, because of that his opinion of walling is "meh it's no fun, you should play open." but it is not a valid opinion to actually bring into lower elo playing because unlike viper your quickwalls stink, so you will lose every game. it is a better gameplan to accept your flaws and wall up your base, because you will win more that way, you can still practice quickwalling your siege or in the event of a raid. but the opinion of the pro in this case is not helpful at your level. or look at the opinion of pro's concerning aztec and compare it to the winrate of 1000 elo players. all pro's rate aztecs very very high on their tierlists, but it has substandard winrates on both closed and open maps on the average elo.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This isnt even true. i am in the 950-1020 range typically, I employ monks and have people use them against me as well. A few conversion can swing the tide of an uphill battle even if you dont play them with the same proficiency of Viper.

                much of what the pros do is definitely applicable to us and worth learning from. if its not useful to us, its usually because we need to learn some better fundamental version before we can emplpy the advanced version (IE, you should probably stick to 3 or 4 wood openings over 2 wood until your openings are cleaner)

                saying the pros actions should be ignored is a fixed mindset that will keep you from ever getting better.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why Hindustanis? Portuguese are great early/mid/late game, have good bonuses for everything, decently wide tech tree, good on water/land, good on nearly all maps, etc.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Why Hindustanis?
          +2 Range +1 pierce armor HCs is insane
          Imperial camels, plus hussars
          Ghulams
          Bombard Cannons
          Cheaper vills helps early on a lot, Portgu are way slower than Hindu

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's Malians. They can be played in whatever way one dreams.

  102. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >'NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANNOT CASTLE DROP ME!'
    >'Arena is not fun, it's all castle drops, you cannot counter that, there's no way to win!'
    >Ban arena ban ban ban ban ban

    Meanwhile
    "haha spers go poke poke"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Damn how long did it take for the spears to eat that wall

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        0, he simply delete that wall, for I house blocked his gate kek

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I love walling people's gates in arena

  103. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >magyar homosexual vs mongol Black person

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Both are still more chad than you or your civ

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You are a Black person and your mother is a cheap prostitute have a nice day you cringe wiener sucker

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Die mad.

  104. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In the next patch, I hope they make handcannoneers better.

  105. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are Tatars better for all-in archer rush to crossbow x ram CA finisher than Britons?

  106. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is with the new DLC
    did they really just sell a bunch of free scenarios?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, it's supposed to let you support the amazing creator. You are paying for the voice work and uh, better mechanics.

  107. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Which civ has the worst mangonel line but best archers of any kind?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Italians

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      huns
      they only get mangonel but get the most cost effective cav archers in the game

  108. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This Ragnar scenario in the new DLC is so tedious, what's with all the goddamn raiding-style scenarios? It's just a way to stretch out to a map to 2 hours+

  109. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I overcame my ladder anxiety and won the one game I played

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good job, anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I ranked some more
      2-3 currently and I got the last game by the skin of my teeth
      didn't think 900 was going to be this tough, damn

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Good job anon, ladder anxiety should be easing up a little now.

  110. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any civ that can do something about trebs sieging their base without resorting to a head-on engagement or are trebs just the ultimate stalemate breaker?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much any bombard cannon civ.

      How did they make Sicillians named Normans in bari

      Because the Sicilian faction in this game represents the Normans.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you're the same anon that was asking about a "viable turtling civ" some time ago then the answer hasn't changed
      The whole game's design rewards agression, for as tragic as it is, and you will never win a game by sitting back after making 6 layers of walls in Feudal age
      Vills and Trebs are the only quintessential units that EVERY civ will forever have access to, since the whole game's designed around them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The whole game's design rewards agression
        lmao do people actually believe this? aoe2 is one of the least aggressive rts games I've ever played.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Less about that and more about "you can't just win by defending/exhausting your enemy/fatslobbing"
          Relics, gold/stone, sheep, hills all reward early exploration and promote players actually moving to achieve map objectives even in super defensive maps like Arena

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            even if you only look at resource distribution aoe2 supports defense way more than other games. on a standard map you have 32 gold tiles and only 6 of them are "neutral." compare that to starcraft where a map has 12-14 gas geysers but only 2 of them are in your starting area.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bombard Canons can sometimes defend against treb pushes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      turk bombardcannons (in imp) tartar counter trebs (in imp), Hun trebs, briton trebs. any bombard cannon civ with SE. Mangudai. roughly in that order of useful.

  111. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How did they make Sicillians named Normans in bari

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There are settings in the scenario editor to change the name that appears for a Civ.
      In fact that was a thing from AoE1 where originally campaign maps all had "custom" civs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What a moronic campaign
      >wipe the floor with the "normans"
      >Bari gets conquered anyway

  112. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Standard campaign AI so moronic? Standard = 2nd easiest skirmish or what?

  113. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Venetians Portuguese in Sforza 4

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      gameplay variety and stronger navy which fit venice

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why did they not rename them to "Venetians" like they did with Sicilians and Normans in Bari?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          To avoid confusing people. Same reason that one of the cities in Atilla 6 is Britons but doesn't get renamed. Knowing what civs you're fighting is absolutely vital; some scenarios like Genghis 6 have been massively changed in the context of the Hungarians getting Magyars instead of Teutons, for instance.

          Sure people could just use Scouts but it's easier this way. Normans/Sicilians is something you get the entire campaign to get used to.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They should have very much done so.
          I'd say they should do that shit on every campaign mission featuring non-optimal civ choices.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For variety.

  114. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What if for a tournament we had players have different maps every set? No maps repeat until the semifinals or finals.

  115. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw I cheated through all the campaigns I had finished in AoE2:The Forgotten/HD & the original game, thinking "I already played through them so there's nothing new"
    >turns out that almost all were bigly remade

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>tfw I cheated
      You didn't finish it.

  116. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Decided to stop civ picking
    >Elo tanked
    >Been a slow couple month process of becoming more well rounded at the game and a gradual climb back up
    >I am officially a higher elo then I have ever been, surpassing my record elo while civ picking

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I just pick aztec and spam eagles, sometimes it work, sometimes it don't.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >decided to stop civpicking
      hopefully you didnt do it for a moronic reason. if you enjoy civpicking, just keep doing it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't civpicking lead into being queued vs other civpickers while random queues you up vs other randoms?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There's nothing wrong with civpicking if you're not metagayging, truly

        Learning the game in a well rounded way is much better. You can only get so far civ picking. its also more fun to be well rounded

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Randoming civs I dont like brings me no joy, and I don't really learn anything from them.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it doesnt being you joy because youre bad at the game and should learn them

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If you want to become a well-rounded player, you should rotate through jack-of-all-trades civs and play standard openers.
          Random civ is, at best, a self-imposed challenge. It forces you off of a crutch, but you don't learn to exploit your civs' strengths.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing wrong with civpicking if you're not metagayging, truly

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        but bohemians fast castle hand cannoniers rush is meta

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          when is hera going to make a spreadsheet for it?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you really want it?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              does he actually have one? the leak someone posted earlier didn't have it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                not really, anyway you can have his spreadsheet since it annoys him. https://files.catbox.moe/b7dk1p.pdf

                I highly doubt that. I have seen chemistry crossbows used more often than HCs.
                Plus HCs are cool as shit, you can't blame people for using them.

                if you playing against filfthy bowgays sticking with arbs is no brainer but against knights I'd rather stick with hc.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            does he actually have one? the leak someone posted earlier didn't have it.

            This is how you embarrass yourself for not watching Daut videos.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              link the video

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I highly doubt that. I have seen chemistry crossbows used more often than HCs.
          Plus HCs are cool as shit, you can't blame people for using them.

  117. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How did Austrians manage to defeat Mongols if they were Teutons???

  118. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Huskarl can be defeated by a fully upgraded cavalry trash unit, the Hussar.

  119. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    another daut tournament loss because he can't be fricked to play serious baka

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you play seriously then you already lost.
      If you have to metagay then any win is undeserved.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is he even full time aoe2? I think only viper and Hera can afford that

      If you play seriously then you already lost.
      If you have to metagay then any win is undeserved.

      Dumbass

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Dumbass
        Seethe.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's fulltime, he's never had a 'real' job. cost of living in belgrade is very low

  120. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Teutons split when?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you knew better you would realize that the picture actually shows why a teuton split is a moronic suggestion, if something, they should be changed to Germans

  121. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >rating the African mill 2/10 (lowest) and poc mills below 5/10
    >9/10 for West European and 7/10 for Central European mills
    SotL confirmed racist

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lul
      He is peak Canadian

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous Magnate

      have you seen his face? it makes sense.

  122. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand who the burgundians are supposed to be. I thought they were a kingdom in france that got invaded by the huns, but in this game they are the dutch or something.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There were 2 burgundian states, one very early right as the romans were dying out and another very late before french conquest.
      Truth is they were added as a playable faction because they were very omnipresent enemies throughout the Joan of Arc campaign.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They were added as an AoE3 tribute.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Burgundy
      There was a Burgundian tribe who settled in the Rhone Valley, creating a Burgundian Kingdom that was eventually absorbed by the Franks and Germans who then just turned Burgundy on the upper Rhone, split between a French duchy and a German county.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Burgundy
      The Duchy later unified with the county and had a good 100 Year relevance after inheritance by the Valois and aggresive expansion in the wake of Flemish burgher revolts during the 100 Years War while the count of Flanders played both sides. This is modeled ingame as the Flemish revolution, while the Dutch identity that was still being formed around that time. So I think they had their options of Dutch, Flemings, or Burgundians, and chose the lattermost because they could focus on a late-era cavalry state instead of a lowlands spear militia (who became a unique UU)
      Their Wonder is in Brussels https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brussels_Town_Hall and their castle in Brabant
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beersel_Castle
      They Duchy pretty much was the Benelux and the German-French border, which was later inherited by the Hapsburgs

  123. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't go to the dev's offices if they announce any DLC that splits an existing civilization before the China split. Some of you guys are alright.

  124. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even know what the frick you're trying to say.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I declare that Chinese dragon DLC must come first. If we get a DLC that splits any other civilization into multiples, I will ____ the offices of the devs.

  125. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Steppe Lancer nerf coming, HE has spoken

  126. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tell monks to stay behind walls
    >half of them immediately walk outside the gate
    didn't they say they changed the pathfinding?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he's talking to his units instead of micromanaging them
      Skill issue

  127. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you still play as Franks in Hastings (1066) and not Sicilians?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      my guess ? cause the civ is linked to a dlc and the scenario is base game , but theres probably also the fact that their mediteranean architecture would look out of place in that scenario

  128. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So Tatars are to Mongolians what Italians are to Romans in AoE2? And Cumans are loser version of Huns?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >So Tatars are to Mongolians what Italians are to Romans in AoE2?
      Yep
      >And Cumans are loser version of Huns?
      Not exacly, Huns simply invaded because they could, Cumans got forced to migrate
      In that regard, Cumans are more similar to Goths, historically speaking, since they were forced to migrate due the Huns

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        tartars were turkic not mongoloid

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          True, but still close enough

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          turkic people were more mongoloid than the turks of today who are the product of mixing with gypsies/romanians, gae bulges, and yugoslavs.

  129. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >all men and women able to mount a horse wil venture out to raid the Hungarian countryside
    Powerful and brave Cooman girlbosses

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >and then your objectives are immediately "Search for ways to help the Hungarians"
      You play as Cuman girls in mission 4

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Strong steppe waifu, who can ride for days.
      Gib

  130. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gypsy civilization when

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can we have on irl first

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What is Romania

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know, that's my point

          Here are some of the things I pitched on today's designer meeting for the next DLC:

          1) Small buff to Huns.
          >Your architecture set* is the same as the nearest enemy town center.
          >Your buildings' architecture style in Feudal Age where possible, Castle Age otherwise.
          >If there are no enemy Town Centers or on Nomad, you default to the Central European style.

          2) Villagers can build flags from Castle Age onwards (like the flags you see in scenarios).
          >Flags cost wood only
          >Maybe 5-10 wood price, 1-5 hitpoints.
          >Provide a tiny amount of vision just around them less than a house
          >Line of sight increases in Imperial Age up to 12 (base LoS for Outposts) gradually for every [numeric threshold] of units you have compared to enemy team.

          Cheap alternative to spies, most importantly, flags can be customized via in-game purchases. We need in-game purchases/custom skin flags to survive, the last DLC was a waste of effort, we need this money to feed my family sorry.

          >DJN24

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How did you dox my github username?!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mule cart civ that can deposit berries directly to the stockpile?

  131. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here are some of the things I pitched on today's designer meeting for the next DLC:

    1) Small buff to Huns.
    >Your architecture set* is the same as the nearest enemy town center.
    >Your buildings' architecture style in Feudal Age where possible, Castle Age otherwise.
    >If there are no enemy Town Centers or on Nomad, you default to the Central European style.

    2) Villagers can build flags from Castle Age onwards (like the flags you see in scenarios).
    >Flags cost wood only
    >Maybe 5-10 wood price, 1-5 hitpoints.
    >Provide a tiny amount of vision just around them less than a house
    >Line of sight increases in Imperial Age up to 12 (base LoS for Outposts) gradually for every [numeric threshold] of units you have compared to enemy team.

    Cheap alternative to spies, most importantly, flags can be customized via in-game purchases. We need in-game purchases/custom skin flags to survive, the last DLC was a waste of effort, we need this money to feed my family sorry.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Huns change is kinda whatever but I really like the flags one, like a cheaper alternative to outposts

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You fricking piece of shit, never talk again or else

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SHUT. UP.

  132. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I year for the day they remove arena from map pool, won't happen tho.
    All hail megarandom.

  133. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think Mstislav is my favourite scenario from the DLC

    Managing a fight against a mix of ~500 elite steppe lancers, elite mangudai, and hero units when you only have ~100 men and can't build is fun. A lot of baiting and "Crossing the T"

  134. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last for "Mstislav" means "Vengeful Slavic Male".

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