AHAHA fricking WHAT???

Why the FRICK would you want him back?! So he can try to make NiGHTS fricking AGAIN?!?!

Did Sega see Banlan and say
>yes THIS is what will put us back on top!

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You do realize Hard Drive is a satire site right.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice fake news story written by a comedian, moron

      moron

      How many people will fall for this I wonder.

      oh thank Christ

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stay tuned. The day of reckoning will come.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice fake news story written by a comedian, moron

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You do realize this is real, right?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it's fake

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    moron

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's cool. Sega isn't just dumping him. Real homies.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many people will fall for this I wonder.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      90% of Ganker. no one reads threads. they just scroll for anything that looks like a twitter or kotaku screenshot, then immediately reply. everyone here is fricking stupid.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's real you fricking moron

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      None because dorks ruin the joke

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >troonydrivenews
    Leave.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This video was quite an interesting watch and no I’m not shilling anything, it’s related to the thread topic so that’s why I’m sharing

    ?si=zP7dbLG-iIdDsu5T

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Naka isn't a villian, he makes a bad game with Balan and people just wrote off his whole career as if it never happened.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        except he got 3 Sonic games canceled so Sega would be forced to push NiGHTS as the Saturn seller and no one liked that shit as much as Sonic.
        he worked on some good Sonic Team games but I wonder how much he actually contributed. you'd think he would be able to pull out another PSO or something if he really had the talent.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You'd think Sega would just split up the resources and have multiple projects working for the Saturn, Naka should have had the clout to do that if it was a resource issue.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            he threatened to quit if one of them continued. the others he killed with a word, because Sega gave the hack too MUCH clout.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You'd think Sega would just split up the resources and have multiple projects working for the Saturn
            They did
            >Naka should have had the clout to do that
            He did, but instead of using his status to prop up all those different projects he decided to frick over a bunch of different games being made outside of his own stuff. Most famously he kept fricking up Sonic Xtreme because, even though he wasn't making Sonic and kept his hands out of Xtreme, he didn't like the idea of filthy baka gaijin piggus making a flagship Sonic game. Got to the point where he threw a tantrum and threatened to leave Sega if Sonic Xtreme used the same engine as Nights, ironic given what happened a decade later.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He also made Samba De Amigo

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        There were stories about him being a dick circulating long before Balan Wonderworld was even announced

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Naka's legacy is him being overprotective of Sonic & SEGA of Japan to the point of burning bridges, cancelling games, costing people jobs, and kneecapping games with his odd design philosophy. His post-SEGA output ranged from remarkably simple to outright bad barring that Wii version of Rodea which was fricked over by the publisher and overshadowed by the bad versions of Rodea that Naka didn't work on. Then Balan and the insider trading happened and he was done.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who’s more bad, Keiji Inafune the Megaman? Or Yuji Naka the Hedgehog with Attitude?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Naka, how is this even a question? Inafundme didn't really frick up until MML3, hell, if it wasn't for his autistic westaboo attitude we would never have gotten shit like dead rising.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Inafune did more damage but never had bad intentions outside of greenlighting games to try and keep his job near the end of his time at Capcom, though him shilling NFTs lately is sad. Naka fricked a lot of people over when he was a decision maker at SEGA and committed a crime.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't just Balan though, he's done a few other bad things before Balan that more or less screwed Sega over.
        This included shit like:
        >Allowing Nakamura ownership of the Sonic 1 and 2 OSTs without any clause for Sega to use them freely
        >Screwing over Sonic X-treme's development by blocking off the north american team from using the NiGHTS game engine (this was after a previous visit he made where he basically laughed at them and walked out)
        >Screwing over another north american dev team by looking at one of their game projects for the Dreamcast (look up Geist Force) and then having Sega of Japan fire the majority of that team in order to steal the internal tools and resources they made for himself
        >Everything concerning Rodea the Sky Soldier
        Balan and the insider trading scandal are just the most recent excuses people are using in order to skew Naka's image closer to that of a villain. In a way he definitely is one, just for reasons that go beyond one shitty game.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          what'd he do to rodea? i remember it beong touted as a NiGHTS spiritual successor in the early 2010s. it even being released surprised me

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          wtf is with asians and their automatic presumption that any gaijin they work with don't know their language? Even when it'd be damn near impossible to get the job in the first place if they didn't?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree with a lot of what you said but Sonic X-treme deserved to be cancelled, it definitely did not look good.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            and then Sonic Team made it anyway

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh gosh, I get it but Lost World and X-treme really aren't that similar.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >everything in fisheye with vertical and horizontal layouts
                what do you mean?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's right, Naka isn't a villain or even a criminal and I'm sick of people calling me that.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Literally gets laughed at to his face over Balan Wonder Land

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know Hard Drive is a satire site, but I want to say how funny the idea is that Hyenas was created to bail Yuji Naka out of prison and now he's stuck in there because it failed.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    will he ever return to the industry?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    FREE MY MAN YUJI, BALAN WAS 100% ARZEST'S FRICKUP JUST LOOK AT THEIR TRACK RECORD

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      And Sonic Superstars is a testament to that

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he doesn't even work there, moron.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the story of Yuji Nake sitting by his phone after quitting Sega waiting for a phonecall from Nintendo that never came.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's top comedy, and show how high this guy was on his own farts.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did he think Nintendo ninjas were doing 24/7 recon on Sega HQ? What the frick?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nintendo poaches a lot of Sonic Team devs.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wow, that's even funnier. They wanted everyone except him?

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    HELLO TO THE WONDERWORLD
    SAY HELLO TO NAKAS WORLD

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the guys are hard drive must laugh their asses off every time they hook some frick on Ganker with their bait

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because his team won't come back to Sega unless Yuji Naka comes back as well.
    Whatever it takes for Sega to go back to the 00s-Rush era, i'm fine with him coming back.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shiggy is still on top

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do think idiots that fall for Hard Drive should be kicked in the dick but I also think "fake news sites" should be banned in the modern climate.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Balanbros, we are so back.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the fact that people think this is real shows why we need to teach media literacy in school
    have of Ganker acts like moronic boomers, posting chain letters on facebook to "deny" their TOS

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