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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me of the hello neighbors devs begging matpat for attention

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >one man's lie asked moronic theorist to shill for his shit
      I'm surprised that hasn't happened.

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jeff would have obviously wanted them to use Tracer, the poster girl of the game, but who do you think Sakurai would have preferred instead? I'm leaning towards D. Va and Winston.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Genji, 100%

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Genji, obviously.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking sakurai will use a homo
      lol

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gee anon
      >character with a rewind mechanic who would be very light which amounts to nothing in Ultimate where everyone can fly from the blast zone to the stage
      >giant monkey with a shield
      OR
      >double jumping ninja with a sword who also has a deflect
      Genji's deflect would just become a two in one combo like Palutena's so we'd have another fricking countering anime swordman.

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    The desperation

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't that like get canceled?

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    And they still would've been more interesting picks for the final DLC rep than yet another anime swordsman with a down B counter.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >another anime swordsman with a down B counter.
      genji bros... it was our turn

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >2019

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Overwatch characters are only relevant in porn

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everything about the franchise I have learned through porn.

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Overwatch 2 sfm models are straight up uglier than ow1
    It's over bros...we're not even going to get more porn

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Redpill me

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ellowas is gone bro... its time to move on...

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Offered two years ago
    >In all that time they were never even tempted
    Say what you want about how disappointing Sora is, but this shows Sakurai is fricking based.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      It just shows Sakurai isn't a total moron who'd jump on a game that was obviously a fad

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ahahahahahahahhahahaha

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >laughing is such a nintendo thing!
      So do you Sonygays and Microcucks lack any form of human emotion and thought?

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The cancer can use free cancer, says the cancer media

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >losers here would not want dva, mercy, pharah or sombra
    Honestly not surprised anymore, too many homosexuals here that probably want another sword user so they can commission for art with the sword up their ass

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      How would a pharah or mercy or even a dva work? The de-mech mechanic would be werid, and pharah is a ranged character that just flies and shoots rockets, hardly fun gameplay to fight against.
      Mercy heals people. Wtf would she do solo fighting

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Overcuck fan calling anyone else a homo

      Shouldn't you be "boycotting" blizzard right now?

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >p-please use our characters
    >we won't charge, I-I swear
    >please

    I can't even be mad at Blizzard
    I havent touched one of their games in years they still entertain me so effortlessly
    B
    R
    A
    V
    O

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the mascot of Overwatch Tracer and she's a lesbian? If so, that goes against Nintendo's image of trying to be family friendly. The most Nintendo tolerates is violent characters and sexy girls that aren't TOO blatantly sexy (Mai and her default universal thong design that would make even Bayonetta blush, no watering down that one). You see those can be toned down, but characters with certain sexual preferences? No way.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's not a lesbian
      https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6015676

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Go away, Tracergay.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >unofficial art

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          >denying video evidence

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      the entire tracer thing has been hilarious. she orginally had a nice, perky butt but "twitter" outrage over "sexualization" caused them to make her ass flatter than the average man. buttt, then twitter demanded she be a lesbian because she looked tomboyish. giving into a stereotype. and then blizzard did it.
      BUTTT, it gets better. the community, sexualized their characters like crazy with porn. with characters like d.va being one of the most cosplayed ones. even by women who don't give a shit about the game but like her because she's sexy.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >2 years later
    >uses none
    lmao

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Roadhog would be the most based addition out of them

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't work at blizzard anymore, it's not upto him.

  18. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably a stupid question but do you think is there money exchanged either way for 3rd party smash characters?

  19. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ask a stupid question
    >get a frickoff answer
    >make an article about it
    I don't even need to read it, I just know.

  20. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most of Smash Ultimate's picks were clearly planned many years in advance with the 3rd parties, Banjo was 100% one of the real ballot runner ups, only recent game shills were all first partys, Doomguy was never on the ballot, but was a last minute rush to get the Mii out at the end to reference the sudden fan demand, Nomura's autism managed to get Sora to be the 13th DLC fighter (counting Pyra/Mythra as two) on update 13.0.0 with 13 days delayed release, and Sephiroth to be in the same game again.
    There was no room at all to deal with a begger showing up this late, when everything was already planned and sealed tight

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I still stand by Smash 4 becoming a beta for Ultimate and that it's DLC was simply the start of determining the Ultinate roster. Belmont, K Rool, Ridley, Banjo, Sephiroth, they all reek of fan demand. Joker is the only real outlier, and he seems to have gotten in specifically due to Sakurai wanting him.

  21. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    What Blizzard characters WOULD Nintendo consider going for? Even for a Costume, I mean.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Arthas / thrall / kerrigan. Maybe a diablo class. Kerrigan would probably be a cool choice and have a ghost / zerg form

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