Ahh yes yes

Ahh yes yes
I am glad we have this all this info on Pokémon Scarlet & Violet right now and that handsome smart Pokémon expert who runs Serebii.net and who is definitely not me will have to follow the rules and wait for the game to release before he can document everything haha. Leaking is bad and harms Gamefreak and Nintendo financially as well as being illegal!

If he has all info up a minute after they come out that's just because he's really really fast and uhhh uhhh just capable of some well thought out intuitive guesses! Yes that's it!

"Hooound.. stooone?" Never heard of it but I guessed exactly that would be the name! It just comes naturally when you're this brilliant!
Truly I- Oops I mean He is a pillar of this community.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Shmoe Jerrick

    OH NO THAT IS THE WRONG PICTURE HOW DO I DELETE THIS PICTURE NO NO NO

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does he actually like Celebi or does he just consume its plushies since it's so tied to his identity at this point
    It's ugly

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        KYS Joe

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hi Joe! Go and make british babies with your wife, not Masuda, your woman wife!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He can't. Breeding's been nerfed. The bugs in anus get to join in on the picnic.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      100% because his website that's a misspelling of celebi (joe can't even spell it right and was too lazy to fix it) is "popular".

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It’s funny that his entire site is based on a racist pronunciation of its Japanese name.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          100% because his website that's a misspelling of celebi (joe can't even spell it right and was too lazy to fix it) is "popular".

          Anyone who reads Japanese would have called it the same thing before the English release of GSC, all they had to go on back then was "セレビィ"

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's not racist its the correct way.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't a mis-spelling. That's what everybody called Celebi back then. We had to wait like 2 years after it was first known about for it to get an English name. He probably chose Serebii as the website's name because he assumed it would be Googled a lot at the time.

        I remember even as late as Gen IV we had this. We had to call Lucario, "Rukario" for like a year while we were waiting to find out its English name. And whilst some people did guess that Lucario was likely we could never be 100% sure. I remember we were calling Tangrowth Mojanbo. And I think Magnezone was Jibacoil. Can't rememeber the rest off the top of my head but the point is that they all had Japanese names that we had to call them by until we got the English names. Serebii was Celebi's, wasn't a mis-spelling as far as I know.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Gonbe and Hikazaru come to mind

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Rukario
          Frick those were the days
          >Ganbe
          >Manyula
          >Manene
          >Usohachi
          >Tamanta
          >Perappu
          Take me back

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Celebi Pikachu
    I want one

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whose that? Is it OP?

    • 1 year ago
      Shmoe Jerrick

      It is a selfie is widely respected and knowledgeable expert of the Pokémon franchise Serebii himself!

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why is he wearing a diaper on his mouth?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Anon, very interesting question. Let's jump right in.
      Joe is wearing what is popularly known as a "mask", a garment designed to cover the nose and mouth. This is worn for various reasons:
      >to prevent the spread of respiratory disease
      >to protect against air pollution
      >for privacy purposes
      >to feel comfortable leaving the house without makeup or shaving, or with a pimple or cold sore
      The mask has long been a popular item in Asia, but has recently seen increased usage further afield. This is largely due to the impact of 2020's coronavirus pandemic. However, masks do not need to be worn strictly for health purposes and can be enjoyed as a fashion item too. Companies such as Japan's Gonoturn produce masks in many pleasing novelty designs - pictured is a Gonoturn / Digimon collaboration novelty mask.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It was obviously rhetoric question.
        Mouth masks are cuckmuzzles.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bugs go in anus.
      Bugs go out mouth.

  6. 1 year ago
    Joe Merrick

    This board is honestly pathetic.

    • 1 year ago
      Shmoe Jerrick

      Stop impersonating me

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if he somehow mysteriously gets palafin's evo method day one is also confirmed he lurks here, we know he does, but that would be a 100% giveaway, because that's one of the shit Ganker figured out first.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Implying he didn't just read Centro or Reddit's threads on it that went up as soon as Ganker figured it out.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this is a mid larp. at least you don't have to pretend to be autistic anon. If Joe openly posted here with a tripcode he would get endlessly autistic bullied on twitter with people linking him to shitposts porn and edited posts with racial slurs. I know he's truly one of us simply because of how bad his website is though. Feel bad for his wife though, really I shouldn't I bet she would never have caught as much clout with anyone else.

    Joe's a homosexual but any one of us would probably chill with him irl maybe even crack a beer open with him and play multiplayer. Then he would do some gay shit shuffle in his chair and say
    >you know uhhhh alchohol is bad for you. I don't drink it you know. You could probably run a website as prestigious as serebii if you weren't an alchoholic. Just kidding. You could never run a website it takes too much dedication and hard work.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >hot joe
    i want to have sex with him and use my superior (average) intellect to drive him mad that would be so funny haha

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he looks so hot in that pic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Stfu Masuda

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