Aids of Shitmar is dead. Long live Warhammer Fantasy!

Aids of Shitmar is dead.
Long live Warhammer Fantasy!

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >blaspheming sigmar
    typical bretonian swine

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't Frighten us you Empire Pigdogs! Go and boil your bottoms you sons of a silly person, I blow my nose at your so called Lord Sigmar! *raspberry noises*

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really interesting post because of how late it is
    Kinda signifies that OP doesn't actually play either game in question and probably just heard about the subject from Ganker or something

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >oh no someone said something mean about AoS! They must be a video gamer! It is literally IMPOSSIBLE to be a tabletop wargamer and not like AoS
      Why are AoSissies so fricking insecure?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Says the one shitposting about a game he doesn't like after almost a decade from its launch.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't make the thread gay. I know impossible for you to believe multiple people don't like your game

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Let me guess, you play a game that everyone loves and no one hates?

            Just because you've held a grudge over a decade old game and you're so fricking immature you have to call it names doesn't make you special, it just makes you stupid.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >if I didn't make the thread my posts are not shitposts
              You just get more pathetic.

              Ya seethe, kids?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Look, man, I don't play any GW games. I have no horse in this fight. You just need to understand how bad this makes you look.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can you talk like a normal human being while pretending to be grown up? You look like an idiot, man.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >if I didn't make the thread my posts are not shitposts
            You just get more pathetic.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol, TWW secondary mad
        >nooooo stop noticing I'm from Ganker nooooo

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        believe it or not but Fantasy fans also don't like their threads being 90% about AoS

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The opposite is also true.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The opposite is also true.

          Okay, now kiss and get a room and stop making these fricking threads.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It is literally IMPOSSIBLE to be a tabletop wargamer and not like AoS
        You're conflating disliking something with seething over it. Plenty of well-adjusted wargamers dislike AoS, but they're not going to waste their own time and energy making low-effort bait threads shitting themselves over its mere existence.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's mere existence is literally an insult to wargamers in general, tho. How much you let that bother you is up to you.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >literally an insult to wargamers in general
            You seem to let it bother yourself quite a bit.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shitting on AoS over Old World
    >using kinski of OP
    you're so stupid that you're not even aware of the consequences. that's how stupid you are.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      uh oh seethies

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        DU DUMME SAU

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there a face on the tree to the left of that man's face?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it tho?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    TOW silver golden demon

    vs...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      AoS Gold place

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Heh. Ugolini.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        TOW silver golden demon

        vs...

        Both look good. What are you on about?

        I really dont get it. Aos has some cool models and shit setting. Fb has great setting and alot of shit models. Just. Merge. Them. There was no skirmish-like game in fb as well, and there is no campaign in aos as far as i know. Two games do not have to compete, they are good on their own in some things and bad in other things. They are complimentary. Stop wasting your time on pointless war and just take best from both. Frick gw and frick their moronation, but you do not have to ape it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Just. Merge. Them.
          Oh hey Rabbi. Diversity is our strength, rightm

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        also to the absolute moronic moron that made this miniature. The shoulder guard goes to the shoulder that cannot be protected by the armor and not to the shield arm.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >by the armor
          by the shield

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/22741

          You’re an idiot lmao

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            your mother is the idiot and all your blood, you just linked
            https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/22741

            Armor Garniture, Probably of King Henry VIII of England (reigned 1509–47)

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              What side is the shoulder extra armoured on?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          His whole fricking point is taunting oponents to make them focus on him and ignore other units.
          You just got outsmarted by a plastic toy

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >plastic toy
            this is what you are all for

            That’s literally how his rules in the game work. He taunts the enemy to attack him and relies on a ward save, not armor, to survive. You mean to insult the miniature, but are in fact complimenting his design. If you want to play historicals go play them.

            >He taunts the enemy to attack him and relies on a ward save
            truly you are all homosexuals in real life. Stay or move to NY and get nuked.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't listen to the other posters, anon. I fully agree with you about the shoulder armor on shield arm. This kind of travesty would never happen in my based and 100%-historical-accuracy-pilled Warhammer Fanta-... Oh no.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            OH NO!

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I like these guys, which of the two moronic playerbase games is this from?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Both. They're originally a WHFB unit but they exist in AoS as well.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ahhh. I don't get GW - I had the sharts with them IN the 1990s when I was like 14. I think totally tilting at their games from a place of nostalgia might create disappointment / madness, but keeping up with the meta is too damn hard. I think from now on I will just play their boardgames and use the minis for other stuff. It's always their side games that feel the least pressured. I say this as someone with relatively big historical armies, yeah there is cursory research but they don't change year on year.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The shoulder guard goes to the shoulder that cannot be protected by the armor and not to the shield arm.

          The larger pauldron goes on the shield arm because it is the arm that is closer to the enemy, you

          >absolute moronic moron

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's not the brightest

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        he also gave a sword that cannot thrust properly to someone with a shield that fits with the shoulder-guard-head making him unable to move or properly fight if in tight formation.

        The "hit my unarmored bald head" is great too and the antenna pointing out to everything the trajectory they must follow to kill this baldy is really astounding.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s literally how his rules in the game work. He taunts the enemy to attack him and relies on a ward save, not armor, to survive. You mean to insult the miniature, but are in fact complimenting his design. If you want to play historicals go play them.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The skin leather and sword are exceptionally well painted here.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The NMM on that is shit.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bruh look at that sword.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think there is more complexity and skill in the effects on that elf conpared to the knight. However the overall look is worse and the model itself is gay

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          the winning TOW entry did the same style

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's more going on with the base and different materials with the knight but the techniques seem pretty similar

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This looks way more restrained than the standard aos fare, as a diorama piece.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he hasn't seen "the perfect Skink"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn't look anything like 2004 'Eavy Metal style.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Generic human knight, british-french abomination

      AoS Gold place

      Unique elf. 100% not generic Wood elf nor high elf

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        not an elf LOL Siggypiggy can't even recognize a Slaaneshi

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats not an elf you hilarious secondary, its a homosexual

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Elf
          >Homosexual
          What's the difference?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            One is someone like you and the other is someone with pointy ears

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Elves have a shrinking population and so are intolerant of those who would add another octave to the elven lyre.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      AoS Gold place

      There is a lot more model to paint for the Fantasy piece but there is a massive jump in technical skill for the Sigmar one. Look at how the lighting is rendered on the knight's armour Vs the elf's sword. The knight doesn't take into account the environment it's in at all. Then you've got the elf's skin that's incredibly well painted. Skin is a really hard thing to get looking that good. The knight's painter doesn't have anything approaching that. The elf is just obviously better painted.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      AoS Gold place

      good knight but he elf looks like an idiot with that what-the-frick armor and that jaw-ear plate junk. Lame sword, and the spikes/studs on his leather pants would end up in his flesh if struck or if he just fell. Can he even move properly with that wiener and balls guard?

      this is some stupid shit right here.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He’s a Slaaneshi chaos champion.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Slaaneshi chaos champion.
          he does not look degenerate enough, just badly designed. A generic fantasy useless mess.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >elf
        Are you moronic?

        also to the absolute moronic moron that made this miniature. The shoulder guard goes to the shoulder that cannot be protected by the armor and not to the shield arm.

        He's a slaaneshi, he cares more about aesthetics and vibes than effectiveness

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      AoS Gold place

      Silence israelite.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is legitimately the greatest thing I've seen in terms of dioramas.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        put this one on a black background. it looks even better.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Really cool idea and execution

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's very good

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      AoS Gold place

      And TOW bronze is an AoS mini.
      Probably because TOW sculpts are just too shit. And AoS standards are too high.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's actually perfect. I didn't even know TOW had a section in golden demon.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All that's changed is GW got more paypiggies at the trough for nada.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aids of Smegmar was always dead, anon. It was stillborn. It doesn't make Warhammer Fantasy any more alive, and time will prove me right in that "The Old World" will be the worst thing to ever strike Warhammer Fantasy.

    It will do to Warhammer Fantasy what they did to WH40k.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Product A is dead.
    >Long live Product B from the same company!

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are Herzog's films worth watching? Only seen Woyzeck.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aguirre Wrath of God is clearly WFB/TOW core. Imagine it as Lustria.
      It most likely was an inspiration for WFB

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aguirre is one of my favourite films.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Films with Klaus Kinski are worth watching. And Herzog just happens to be one of the rare few people who had the nerve to work with him.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this thread
    Why do ToW and the late WHFB attract so many fricking autist morons and insufferable pseudo intellectual idiots?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I personally think it’s really fricking funny some autist’s “realist” critique was both 1) historically wrong 2) literally resulted in the intended vibe of the model like damn, I guess they did a good job with this guy’s look then. I think it may just have been an AOS player trolling it was so specifically correct.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally fatherless behavior.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's already an Age of Sigmar general.
    We don't need another one.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are also enough morons on this planet and yet here you are.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very weird to have pissing contests over two games owned by the same company.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone that isn't employed by GW but is emotionally invested in how their products are selling should be killed

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know, it's kind of entertaining to watch two bunches of consoomer monkeys endlessly screech at each other.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bunch of people got brain damaged by end times and never recovered.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's like Ganker's console wars except instead of arguing over whether you should buy an Xbox or a Playstation it's whether you should buy a Switch or a Switch Lite

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unless the argument is "buy the Switch because it's made by Nintendo" vs. "buy the Switch Lite because it's made by Nintendo", that doesn't really make sense. I would expect some people to like the Switch Lite over the Switch and vice versa, it being made by the same company makes no difference, they're different products.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not talking about preferring one over the other, I'm talking about full on frothing vitriol and brand loyalty and staking a chunk of your identity on buying one over the other. I'm talking dumb shit like trying to pick fights for nearly a decade with those dirty fricking Litecucks because they're dump slop enjoying paypigs unlike us TRVE Switch-chads. THAT sort of console war moronation.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yeah, that's stupid and senseless for sure.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              And that's what we've been experiencing daily with these AOS vs WHFB/TOW threads. It'd be funny if it wasn't so annoying.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you ever buy a fricking xbox in 2024

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree but you have to understand that a large portion of this website is populated with tribalistic mongoloids. If they don't get into pointless slapfights the dopamine dries up.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its always the funniest thing, GW wins no matter what, anyone who came back with ToW just fell for their grift.

  14. 2 months ago
    SAGE

    Get new material.
    Sneed.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Warhammer Fantasy
    >Black strong single mothers and bird pulled chariots

    WHFB is also dead. ToW is not WHFB and will never be.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "AoS is dead!"
    "Wait, I thought WFB was dead?"
    "It is?"
    "I don't know. I keep hearing both of them have been dead since AoS launched."
    "So which do you play?"
    "Battlefleet Gothic."
    "I hear GW is relaunching that one."
    "Cool! Want to go tell people how dead it is?"
    "Yes. Yes I do."

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are they actually bringing back bfg

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        battlefleet: Horus

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          they already tanked epic by putting it in that shit setting

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think HH would have been great if you had weird shit from the get go, Imperial army, beastmen, techno barbarians, maybe even obscure merc Xenos or first contact eldar and orks. But they focused on Herohammer.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              HH could never have been good since 30K is just 40K with none of the things that make 40K interesting

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                But they could have had robo centaurs. Why do you hate Christ?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >marines but with ROBOCENTAURS, PHWOOOAR
                Still sounds like shit

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Epic was in that setting to begin with, that's what the original epic-scale game Space Marine actually WAS.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not anytime soon assuming the leads don't just lie

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    AoS just doesn't have a reason to exist. Its essentially a large rounds skirmish game, GW already has better skirmish games. Hell they invented half a dozen new ones spun off AoS.
    Why the hell does it need to exist.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i dont get why people call AoS a skirmish game. I have never seen a skirmisher with 60+ models per army. Is it because of monster armies?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        People quibble,the size of skirmish games, I have seen some with 5 models a side and some with 100 models a side (where 1 model represents 1 soldier, not 10).

        AOS was never much of a skirmish game because it was more about the skills stack than interacting with the terrain or having units act independently which I think are more defining features. Also the rules are written in this unreasonably obscurantist way that sucks the flow and pace out if the situation.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why the hell does it need to exist

      They needed to create a senseless disjointed setting so they could keep shitting miniatures to consoom without having to justify anything because the setting is:
      >bro interconnected realms n shiet, whatever, whenever!

      No lore nor background means no need to be coherent with anything.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't they just announce a fourth edition?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, four. The Japanese number of Death. Shi. It’s all coming together. Age of Sigmar is doomed.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know you're joking but this is genuinely the level of logic these threads tend to have.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I know you're joking
          I never joke about the four of my enemies.

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