Alan Wake Bread

So you were drawn to stories early on?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Alan Bore 2
    Yeah… no. Enjoy page 10, bye!!! Bye bye!!!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Admit it zoomie, you know you like it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It does grow on you.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly I can't help but smile everytime I see Sam Lake having so much fun doing this dance

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I beat this part already but kind of gave up. Want to finish it but if that was really the most exciting part I don't think it's for me

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        So, because this section is mindfricky enough - was the dancing dude, actual Alex Casey, the actor ("Sam Lake") playing Alex Casey or the Alex Casey from the novels? Or all of the above?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The actor playing Alex Casey, he wasn't doing the face.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's Sam Lake playing a fictional version of himself who is the actor that plays Alex Casey in the movie adaptation of Alan's Wake's novel character.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/UOJcIFa.png

        So you were drawn to stories early on?

        Buy an ad. Black person.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Scandinavian """"humour""""

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just played this section last night. Its undeniably hype and makes Alan feel like a badass character. But its also got this almost boomer humor type vibe to it where its a little too on-the-nose goofy in a horror game.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i hated the live action videos in Control and i've avoided Quantum Something because of it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kys shill

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happens If i give you the champion of light?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    impressions so far
    >is opening your game with Geralt of Rivia's flabby ass necessary?
    >frick off with the random jumpscares, they are not scary just throw you off
    >Bookers with their Black person attitude can frick off
    >I like the mind room mechanic, it's just a way to make you pay attention to the story, but I like it
    >Alan's dark New York is great, it's as if Max Payne hatefricked World of Darkness.
    >the rewriting mechanic is interesting, ever if it's a blatant trial and error
    >ENOUGH WITH THE JUMPSCARES ALREADY

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is opening your game with Geralt of Rivia's flabby ass necessary?

      'ick on 'eck segment was extremely necessary

      >ENOUGH WITH THE JUMPSCARES ALREADY

      Just don't get scared, like don't jump dude

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        This guy really likes his own face. But it is basically his company so I dont blame him.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fat old guy crawls out of lake asking for help, nobody helps him and runs away

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alan Wake 2 as an experience is great, but everything about how the game actually plays straight up feels like a worse version of The Last of Us, a ten year old video game. "It's survival horror and it's supposed to feel bad in close quarters to discourage combat" is bullshit, RE2 Remake came out in 2019 and does everything AW2 does WAY better, including combat, inventory management, puzzle solving, upgrades, BOSSES (holy shit the bosses in AW2), the list goes on.
    Five years from now people will still be talking about Yötön Yö, Herald of Darkness, Tim Breaker and his little nods to Quantum Break. Nobody's going to want to remember the pace-breaking task of mindlessly mashing pictures to a board as Saga, or trying to decipher what type of untelegraphed flapping arm attack a Fade Out who warped behind Alan is about to do.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this achievable natty?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a feeling some lifting instructor would go like youre doing it wrong to get that balance of muscles

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some anon here keeps claiming Matthew Poretta is his uncle. I'd like to believe him.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope we get more darling kino control-bros

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tay Zonday didn't age well.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    K I N O

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      honestly my favorite song from the game, just from the indescribable vibe it gives me
      there are objectively better ones but this is my personal favorite

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alan Wake. A. Wake. Awake. Awakening. The Great Awakening. The Great Reset. The Woke agenda. Wakanda.
    Wake = Wakanda.

    Alan. Anal.
    Alan = Anal.

    The Anal Awakening. The gay agenda. Anal wakanda. Chadwick Boseman. Ass cancer. Black gay anal sex. Buck breaking.
    Alan Wake = Buck Breaking.

    Saga Anderson MC of Alan Wake 2.
    Sara Anderson. Half-black. White name. Racemixing. The offspring of the broken buck. The Kalergi Plan
    Saga Anderson Formerly White in Quantum Break. Raceswapping. Woke agenda.
    Saga Anderson. MC of Buck Breaking Wakanda 2.Product of the woke agenda.

    Buck breaking. Anal sex. Hemorrhoids. Blood. AIDS. Ass Cancer. Chadwick Boseman. Anal Wakanda. Anal Wokeness. Anal awakening. Anal Wake. A-Wake. Alan Wake.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hiss resonance typing at a computer.jpg

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    N

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      igress

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Finnish ludokino.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      do non finns even care since they cant understand the nuances of the song

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact; The guy who played Will Scarlet in Robin Hood: Men in Tights voices Alan Wake.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      he also played a wacky scientist in a hit video game control

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    this game is le quirk chungus funko pop porg

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i am truly sorry that you are incapable of enjoying anything, anon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      shut the frick up you buzzword spewing homosexual
      Remedy is based and always has been.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's the opposite of what you could criticise this for, idiot
      call it pretentious and up its own ass, sure

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dreams would light up my imagination!

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