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Literally who
Someone post this guy’s discord chats, weird frick
good. i want more people to know about cruelty squad
Well I Don't Normies have already ruined Blood Meridan.
Did they ? How so ? I remember reading it back in like 2013 but haven't really seen it mentioned since. Did a big Tuber make an essay about it or something ?
Wendigoon did.
guy sold his soul to the devil to make his failing channel famous
>the dark rise
wtf is dark about it he just pivoted from gun videos to other shit
clickbait
he just had a lot of luck with his iceberg videos
no i mean the video in that pic is using clickbait. wendigoon is great.
They need to sound controversial about a generally normal dude.
the only reason the video is long it's because he reads the book and takes breaks to explain
>White Straight Southern Christian Gun owner
he gets a pass.
>white
post hand, Juan
>white
He's roman catholic, and a vatican 2 supporter at that.
>he's roman catholic
so? also source
>and a vatican 2 supporter at that
So was JPII. Don't pass judgement so quickly
>so
he's not christian, which was very apparent in the Christianity iceberg video.
is he christian or not? Unless you're a different guy you contradicted yourself
also doesn't he literally teach Sunday School or is that a meme?
>the Christianity iceberg
Just Christian mythology and apocrypha stuff.
>5 fricking hours
Why not just read the book yourself at that point, I don't recall it being that long.
I need to know what to think of it so i can regurgitate their opinion as mine while talking about it to make me seem smart
>regurgitate their opinion as mine while talking about it to make me seem smart
>their opinion
>smart
pyro is some 12 year old zoomer, I dont think he's particularly smart
bruh i'm talking about wendigoon's blood meridian vid
I'm sure the same applies to him, too
I watched the bit when he talked about the kid and judge a while back and wasn't really impressed. These are very entry level takes that most people could arrive at themselves if they just read the book. Join a book club or forum and steal opinions from there if you want to seem like a smart fart sniffer.
>millennials and zoomers pissed and shit their pants over an edgy Western
Fricking really?
I never got the appeal of Blood Meridian.
>It's like The Road, except with cowboys and a crazy ass guy who makes no sense
Maybe it's kino, I just don't get the point
read your bible and then read moby dick you pigfrick
moby dick is trash
Moby Dick is the greatest novel ever written
no, umineko is
Moby Dick is the second greatest novel ever written
fine
>I want my niche avant garde masterpiece to be mainstream
why
>niche avant garde masterpiece
cringe Black person
>niche avant garde
>masterpiece
bro
its a fun game, but come the frick on - even the creator of the game makes fun of Black folk waxing poetic about it
>Niche avant garde masterpiece
don't care about this post, but it triggered some troons so it's based
Why is it when I see the "Chad" meme posted, I picture a lanky 14 year old boy or 30 year old linp-wridted virgin being the one behind it?
it's singleplayer.
>b-but then it'll be REDDIT
have a nice day.
>niche avant garde masterpiece
>niche avant garde masterpiece
Why? It was already a massive success on Steam. It's a truly wonderful PC exclusive
I'll be interested to see how he manages 4 and a half hours of content from this game. Most people who cover it can only talk about it for 30 minutes before going into pseudointellectual babble about "muh capitalism."
fricking finally
he said it would be out soon for months, but kept just reacting to news and drama on livestream
little brat
femboys don't look like that
>He thinks that cruelty squad is le obscure
New here?
Right, Link. Forgot abaaut that
Pic Unrelated.
>Discord groomer prototroony attracted to coomie troony game
Who could of saw this coming?
esl
I no longer like Cruelty Squad.
did he finally come out?
as a child molester
yes
From what I remember this turned out to be a nothing burger but it did out him as a inflation furgay which is arguably worse
well one is illegal the other isn't so it sure as hell isn't worse
besides he did that when he opened his tf2 pyro character lol
I bet he is going to go with the F1NNST3R route where he starts crossdressing... hot
he crossdressed a bunch already
although he says he is straight and even has a girlfriend (chubby swedish girl of course)
his gf draws fat furry porn as well. he lives the ideal degen lifestyle.
>starts
Oh, Anon..
he's had such a journey
>minecrafter surrounded by trans people
>gets convinced to start crossdressing(as a joke teehee)
>they keep grooming him into going further
>big donos from coomers start rolling in
>now feel obligated to keep doing it for the money
>starts loving it
>now a full-blown fruit doing onlyfans and such
his struggle with doing girl voice is the last vestige of manliness even his subconcious refuses to let go. seeing him give up and embrace it will be a lovely thing
I hope you get hit by a train
Oh no, man likes big booty b***hes, lynch him!
I got no problem with whoever this bozo is, but thse kind of videos will undoubtedly ruin discussion of these games for a while.
he regularly commissions hyperinflation furry fanart
he commissions weight gain, not inflation
Yeah, on here because
>'OMG NIGNUG420 DID A VIDEO ON [a singleplayer game anyone could play through in an afternoon] IT'S REDDIT, IT'S OVER'
and then it'll lead to
>'YOU DIDN't PLAY THIS, NIGNUG420 BROUGHT YOU HERE, I KNOW BECAUSE I WATCHED LE VIDEO TOO!'
what mods do I use to get my pyro lookin like this?
>it turned out to be a nothing burger
It didn't though. The guy bought a 14 year old kid a fake id and was going to take him to a bunch of gay bars before he got caught
Me when i fabricate misinformation
he admitted to everything. Just be honest and say you don't care
as far as I remember, the troony was lying
surprisingly he has a girlfriend
she's chubby as frick and draws him fat furry inflation porn, his OTHER ex-girlfriend was a thick asian girl who ALSO drew him fat fetish inflation porn
The best part is that his GF wasn't fat when they started dating.
>no one has a full archive of every pyrocynical commission
WHY ARE THEY ALL ON TWITTER FRICK THIS MAN
FOUR HOURS???!!!!
It's 4 hours where he ponders "is this game quirky for fun or something deep", the answer is that the developer is a schizoid sociopath with mental issues, like the cannibal guy that made the school shooting game, just autism at work
PYROCYNICAL ERP'd WITH A MINOR KNOWING THEIR AGE
>PYROCYNICAL ERP'd WITH A MINOR KNOWING THEIR AGE
PYROCYNICAL ERP'd WITH A MINOR KNOWING THEIR AGE
>PYROCYNICAL ERP'd WITH A MINOR KNOWING THEIR AGE
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>gay furry did gay shit
what the frick Im so shocked
stop being a homophobe
No he didn't, it was a nothingburger by a furry attention prostitute. Just like trandalore telling everyone that vinny raped someone.
it's over, I can't like this game anymore
Videogame essays are the new modern art critics
>Ganker is trying to cancel ecelebs now
pearl clutching homosexuals somehow manage to be gayer than this youtuber.
You're posting e-celeb shit on an anti-e-celeb website, what did you except? An educated discussion of his gay 4 hour rambling?
>You're posting e-celeb shit
you need to learn how to use this website before you post on it.
Meds
Frick me it's over, this game won't be able to be discussed normally anymore.
Don't care. I'm still buying the next game by the Cruelty Squad dev which is going to be a mech sim.
Ok I hate cruelty squad now.
He should commission more fat pyro art that shit is my cocaine.
Do you think he browses Ganker?
Probably not, but his editor definitely does
He makes a lot Ganker jokes on livestreams, so I wouldn't surprised if he would lurk to some degree
>Ganker jokes
Anon... they're mainstream twitter memes...
Prob a lurker based
Yeah, he steals all of his jokes from here.
this thread (just like the 60 hours long Skyrim retrospective video) are paid advertisements, enjoy I guess...
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Go back
smirnoff ice is a bad thing to start drinking with. easy to chug it like lemonade and end up puking it back up real fast
>chug chug chug
>chug some water too
>where the frick am I
>BLEUEURRGGGHHHH
>7:00 AM
>feel like a new man, fresh as can be
What's the issue? Sounds like a great way to get over your loneliness
>7 AM
>AAAAAAAAGH MY FRICKING HEAD WHY DID I DRINK SOO MUCH
I've only gotten a hangover once. It wasn't hard to remember to drink water, even when I couldn't walk straight
>chug water from the tap
>go to the local diner for some hot coffee and a greasy meal
problem solved
>Rented a hotel
An entire hotel?
>bud light & vodka
A daring synthesis
Hes reading the thread right now ..awkward..
PYRO PUBLICALLY PUBLISH ALL OF YOUR COMMISIONS NOW
YES INCLUDING THE FART ALTS
HI PYRO WANNA SEE PICS OF MY BUSSY? IM 20 I SWEAR
i hope he sees this because hes a unfunny homosexual
He litterally mentioned that he was on the "anonymous reddit" a while ago and was complaining that poor people and saying that piracy is le bad.
>anonymous reddit
lmao what an apt name for this shithole
He looks like he posts BBC threads on /gif/
I really don't think normies will start massively playing this game and completely change the nature of discussions about it because they saw some eceleb playing it.
It still looks and sounds like absolute shit to the point of being annoying to look at and listen to, it'll remain a strong filter for many.
God I wish I could play this on Steam Deck so bad.
Its going to be so long before I have access to my PC again
Just play it, what's the issue?
It's very hard to get fast-twitch shooters on the deck to handle aiming as well as the PC
have a nice day worthless poster, consider your LIFE and all of your personal failures that made you a miserable sack of shit
>It's very hard to get fast-twitch shooters on the deck to handle aiming as well as the PC
Oh right, understandable. I thought you meant the game doesn't work at all which shouldn't be the case.
an exodus of an inside jokes to a more popular websites slowly turns it into those jokes explained by those behind the meme-like channels, more it happens the more kids shout them irl
the sole game was an inside joke, now the unbearable zoomies do their zooms
What the frick are you talking about schizo? How can one type so much and say so little?
I cant imagine how much time you have to spend obsessing over video games on the internet to make a barely coherent rage post like this. Reconsider your life choices
moron
Awww frick now Ganker will attack anyone who likes this game now
>4:36:20
I will NOT spend 4 and a half hours of my time watching a youtube video, LOL
Doesn't this guy just read the wikipedia plot synopsis?
yeah he just reads it really slowly so it takes 4 hours.
Video games, homosexual, VIDEO GAMES.
he's video games
luv u pyro u can groom my bussy any day :3
I refunded this after two levels. Its ostensibly trying to be a stealth game but its deliberately hard to tell where the guards are, and you can't even clearly tell the difference between a guard and a civilian from a distance. I like the idea but I knew I wouldn't enjoy playing this.
I hate stealth games that aren't Thief or Desperados 3 and didn't play a single level stealthily. I will always choose the GEP gun.
Shooting your way is perfectly viable.
Petscop was the only good video this guy has ever done
good
this game sucks dick, headache simulator that people only played for memes
>everyone that doesn't think like myself (blackpilled incel no friends) is a normie
this but unironically
lol getting triggered for being called homosexuals when you are disgusting homosexuals
seethe
>The fat gay e-celeb played the reddit game
wow this definitely deserves its own thread
oh you mean dunkey clone #102? I don't watch those
GOD DAMN IT
Cruelty Squad sucks now, I can't tell people I like this ugly, clunky, jank game now that a video exists like this.
oh cool
he actually interviewed the creator of the game
he definitely looks Finnish since he's from there lol
looks very autistic
that's just how Finnish people look
and yes they are all autistic
The way he interviews is so annoying. Let the man talk you inflated frick. Honestly fills me with rage.
Pyro is an ADHD zoomer
of course he can't wait 5 seconds for the guy to answer
>4:36:20
Remember, this is the "person" speaking
ye he could get it
I would inflate pyro so hard with my cum
Buy an advert.
he already did, it's the reason this thread has been up for soo long
is it fvcking over cruelty bros?
Drink bleach DRgay.
when the emo kid pbeachscopes himself in the school bathroom and the autistic kid thinks the body is a piñata #offensive #darkhumor
i knew it!
Ganker is secretly in love with Pyro
So uh
Has anyone itt watched the vid yet
i'm watching it right now
I'm half an hour in, it's fine. he's going on a lot of tangents and over explaining stuff a lot. the brief inter segments are pretty cool, hope he posts the full uncut interview at some point or maybe it's later in the vid
zoomer cultural leader
holy shit he's a giant
Man, pyro is spending a lot of time for a video that's just a convoluted version of the Civvie11 one
BTW Pryo is a confirmed Ganker lurker and is probably in this thread.
yes pyro we know now frick off
please post butt Pyro
just don't post face and no one will know
what's so appealing about a game that looks and feels like literal vomit
you wouldn't get it
i wouldn't because i can actually bench my body weight unlike cruelty squad fans
It's fun to play and figure out
it may be, but how do you stomach just looking at it?
with all it's vivid colors, this game is really eye-hurting
The game is an ironic shitpost and people pretend to like it.
to me, it definitely seems so
ultrakill, for example, looks like shit too, yet it doesn't actively hurt your eyes
Who?
Who cares? The game is old news anyway. This is the equivalent of my boomer dad saying "no cap" to try and fit in.
>4 hours
lets fricking goooo
i've been waiting for this one for a while
Remember if Pryo was in Cruelty Squad he would be one of the 1 percent elitist.
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