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Different guy, consider where his skill level was a year ago vs pulling up some random thing Krekkov drew from 2017.
There's a strange contradiction revealed by the naivete and kindness demonstrated by humanity when faced with the universe: On Earth, humankind can step onto another continent, and without a thought, destroy the kindred civilizations found there through warfare and disease. But when they gaze up at the stars, they turn sentimental and believe that if extraterrestrial intelligences exist, they must be civilizations bound by universal, noble, moral constraints, as if cherishing and loving different forms of life are parts of a self-evident universal code of conduct.
If you were a bunch of evil/vicious/cruel buttholes, the odds of your civilization advancing to the point of space faring without having destroyed itself first, is rather low.
>the odds of your civilization advancing to the point of space faring without having destroyed itself first, is rather low.
i reckon IF other intelligent life is or was ever out there, chances are most if not all of them wiped themselves out shortly after they figured out how to split the atom
This seems naive. The only reason the space race even began was in spite of ourselves. Russia and America harvested nazi scientists and their blood money scientific discovery to spite one another, and our desire to seed the stars subsided as the Cold War did. We humans do our best work to frick over the other guy, there’s no reason to think that wouldn't be the case for an alien species.
We aren't a species of evil/vicious/cruel buttholes, there's plenty among us but I wouldn't think of humanity as a whole like that.
A species worse than us, you can say their hostility and competition would drive them even better, but at the same time they wouldn't have survived their rivalry, their alien-equivalent of the cold war, as we did. As someone else said above, they would reach a point as we did where technology would become too mutually destructive lending to extinction.
it's the other way around. the west was growing in power while it was ruthless and willing to destroy or colonize civilizations. now that's it's become obsessed with "morality", or rather nihilistic self flagellation, it is in decline, and soon it will go extinct and so will all of its achievements.
any strong space faring civilization has evolved past the suicidial impulse of great empires, which means it will most likely eradicate any other civilization as soon as it encounters them.
>On Earth, humankind can step onto another continent, and without a thought, destroy the kindred civilizations found there through warfare and disease
This has never happened though. All conquests on a scale large enough to remember in history were done so over time and through careful deliberation. Spanish north america, mongolia in europe and asia, japan in korea and china, etc it has literally never been done without a thought
>But when they gaze up at the stars, they turn sentimental and believe that if extraterrestrial intelligences exist, they must be civilizations bound by universal, noble, moral constraints, as if cherishing and loving different forms of life are parts of a self-evident universal code of conduct.
Because the only people doing this are modern enlightened westerners who also believe this about people in other countries
humans only destroy eachother for lack of a common threat
we've evolved to mantain an "us vs them" competitive mentality, all it takes is an UFO sighting to get world peace
This never really happened in the way you’re putting it and usually you not have cured when the expanding civilisation’s women turned up.
Men absolutely wanted to frick the alien foreign women of distant lands, just as we today dream of banging hot alien space babes when we gaze at the stars today.
>On Earth, humankind can step onto another continent, and without a thought, destroy the kindred civilizations found there through warfare and disease
your mind on revisionist history. the spanish were extremely friendly to the aztecs right up to the point where the aztecs started murdering people in broad daylight as sacrifice to their 'god' and then eating the corpose of a 'fellow human'.
Same with the English/Dutch/French and the Natives. We were nice to them until they started reneging on deals we made with them, and doing their random "counting coup" bullshit where they would attack a settlement, kill a few men, take a few women, and burn a few lodgings for sport.
The Tau'va god only exists because the humans living within the Tau Empire believe in the Greater Good so succinctly that they manifested a demi-being within the immaterium.
But it spooked a bunch of Tauhomosexuals so much that some Tau revolted/started killing off the Gue'vesa in the Tau ship who was suck in the immaterium because they thought they were summoning a demon.
They have a government/societal gestalt that they hold to dogmatically, but it's not an actual religion.
That said, sexualizing your average Tau wouldn't be dissimilar to sexualizing a monk or a nun. For the average individual, going against their ideology is taboo and offensive.
>are the Tau religious
They believe that demons are real, god is dead, anything masquerading as a divine being or higher power is kill on sight, and anything that claims to speak for or listen to any false god is also kill on sight. I would probably define them as 'aggressively atheist'.
Kill xenos. Behead xenos. Roundhouse kick a xeno into the ferroconcrete. Slam dunk an eldar baby into the plasma drive. Disintegrate filthy drukhari. Defecate on a xeno's soulstone. Launch xenos into the Maw. Flamer xenos in cages. Toss xenos into active warp storms. Urinate into a xeno's amasec. Judo throw xenos into a venti shaft. Twist xenos heads off. Report xenos to the inquisition. Chainaxe chop xenos in half. Curb stomp pregnant eldar prostitutes. Trap xenos in the lower decks. Crush xenos under a Leman Russ. Vaporise xenos with melta. Eat xenos. Dissect xenos. Exterminate xenos in the Palace. Stomp xenos skulls with adamantine toed boots. Cremate xenos in the waste disposal unit. Mind-wipe xenos. Mandatory censure for xenophiles. Grind xenos babies with manufactorum cogs. Drown xenos in liquid prometheum. Incinerate xenos with sanctified psychic powers. Kick old xenos out the airlock. Feed xenos to underhivers. Slice xenos with a powersword.
he also ended up sexualizing sploot and he realized that, so in the end he removed all the old material he had made of sploot and did a complete rework, and now no sexy poses, he removed the hips and butt and now wears more clothes, he really regrets how he treated the old sploot, you can see it in the description
The Tau have evolved quickly, leading to huge deficits and weaknesses in their physiology. use these facts to your advantage and you will prevail
+ Tau have hollow bones. Their limbs break easily under little applied pressure
+ Tau have poor eyesight. Anything over ten meters away is always a blur
+ Tau are frighted by fire
+ Tau are frighted by water
+ Tau are frighted by thunder
Xenos experts have discovered that tau are descended from bovine herbivores. thus they are not predators and fighting is unnatural to them
Tau have udders, short tails above the base of the spine, and they excrete enormous amount of methane gas, especially when they are stressed
They chew cud for approximately four hours a day. When involved in this disgusting habit their metabolism and reflexes slow down, making them very vulnerable to attack
Tau are herd creatures that panic easily. Their usual response to stressful situations is either wail and lie face down on the ground with their hand over their heads, or run around in circles hoping to confuse their aggressor.
In battle, the Tau are disorganized and cowardly. They fight from a distance and their poor aim makes this tactic ineffective.
To compensate for their poor eyesight, they have developed acute hearing. Their eardrums are so sensitive that if you make a large enough noise (for example, shouting the Litany of death) it causes deafness and immediate confusion.
The Tau are naturally hairless and find hirsute people unnerving
>Xenos experts have discovered that tau are descended from bovine herbivores. thus they are not predators and fighting is unnatural to them
This is moronic. Herbivores, especially herd animals and ESPECIALLY large leading specimen are extremely aggressive towards anything they perceive as a threat. A moose, hippo or an ox will frick you up if you scare it even a little where a bear, lion or wolf will frick off unless it is hungry AND sees you as potential food.
Bovines have horns for one thing and that is fricking up predators. A bovine in it's prime is basically a non-target to predators.
Are you saying that the Imperial Guardsman's uplifting primer is wrong?
Need i remind you about article 6741/09a?
"Any solider who speaks ill of the Emperor, the Imperium, cites his loyalty to any entity besides the Emperor, defaces holy artefacts or buildings, incites heretical thoughts or actions, talks openly about forbidden subjects and generally behaves in a manner disrespectful to all that is holy and good will have his extremities removed and left to bleed to death, for the Emperors pleasure. The body will then be burned to ensure no taint remains"
Step 1: hope your commissar is enough of a Chad to distract it
Step 2: hope his aide has a melta
Step 3: hope he hasn’t engineered an excuse to frick off and accidentally get embroiled in shenanigans
Good luck soldier
The primer actually don't have a chapter on Chaos, if you don't count the last page that is for Commissars eyes only which pretty much just goes if a guardsman show any sign of chaos "that's a blamming*
>Tau are frighted by water
Not until i help them overcome their fears by showering with them. i would say a regular bath, but they would break their bones
The new edition of the Uplifting Primer mentions we can hatefrick them into believing the God-Emperor divinity, after which they blow their own brains out, is this true?
>Be human auxiliary >Get put with a squad of Tau to act as a meat shield for them, since they're wet paper in close combat >Intimidate and play-bully the frick out of them during downtime
I'm not even considering it from a fetish perspective for pete's sake, just in general it's like you're surrounded by nerdy teenagers. You don't even have to be Chad to just own the room with them.
Although, say "surrounded by" but it seems in the lore like humans are an annoyance for the Tau by overpopulation problems, so it's more likely your officials are Tau but generally you're still surrounded by humans.
I'm not even considering it from a fetish perspective for pete's sake, just in general it's like you're surrounded by nerdy teenagers. You don't even have to be Chad to just own the room with them.
Although, say "surrounded by" but it seems in the lore like humans are an annoyance for the Tau by overpopulation problems, so it's more likely your officials are Tau but generally you're still surrounded by humans.
>Humans, on average, are slightly taller than the Tau >Tau spend their entire lives being rigid, strict, and cultivated, while humans (especially those coming from Imperial space) will be rebellious and uncouth. >The cultural exchange only makes things more exciting when interacting with aliens on both sides. >Getting to join one of the universities that allow human/Gue'vesa students.
I can only imagine how freaky and sex-riddled stationing within a human Tau colony must be like. Orgies behind the superior's/ethereal's back whenever possible. It must be one of the most popular linings within Tau space.
You can't crossbreed anyway.
That one elf/human rogue trader-era spess mahren notwithstanding. No shut up, I don't care what /tg/ told you human sperm is too powerful for alien eggs.
Why do people keep bringing this up when it only happened in one videogame and it was used as exceptional circumstances because said humans had been living in a chaos mutated hellhole for years and were already compromised?
up on top of each other so a single mortar round can obliterate all of you at once
It works out if you're sniping them from 10.000 miles away and their mortars only have a range of 7000
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Reminder that Tau mind control everyone who isnt the 1% into submitting to their "goals" and being "citizens" so that they can have a hegemony. Essentially "the greater good" doesnt exist and those who dont comply are forced ot comply to their Communist, auythoriatirian regime that rules through literal magical mind control rather than some great ideal. Theya re no different than the Imperium but at least those guys are shit because theya re covvered in shit and HAVE to kill you because you pose a threat to the planet.
Tau will make you a slave for some great idela that doesnt exist and essentially want to conquer stuff to make 1000 people fatter.
And to think this was a intentional retcon because Tau were getting shit thrown at them for being legitimately the most morally good faction in Warhammer 40k.
Tau weren't perfect but in earlier editions they legitimately fought for an ideal they believed to be right and hence why they created castes and allowed auxiliaries to fight alongside them. It was a grimdark aspect for them to be the only faction with some semblance of morality and kindness and also the weakest one which could be snuffed out if it was to be properly noticed by the larger factions.
Now they're the space israelite controlled empire that can hold its own with utterly superior technology to anybody in the setting bar the Necrons.
This is why you let the EVERYBODY KNOWS SHIT'S, FRICKED, *dancing* setting just work itself out instead of bending over backwards to say everybody's evil in their own specific way, it's way more interesting for a grimdork setting to have a hope with no chance than for them to just be another flavor of evil
What caste would human inductees interact with most?
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Water caste upon introduction of meeting a Tau as a non-born Gue'vesa.
Fire Warriors if they decide to become an Auxiliary for the Tau military.
Earth Caste if humans decide to partake in one of the Tau academies to learn how to engineer.
Ethereal and Air castes deal with themselves.
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If you're a human living in the Tau homeworld you will deal with Earth, Water, and Fire castes. Air and Ethereal are confined to dealing with themselves.
Earth caste = crafters, engineers, builders, robotic constructors.
Fire caste = every military branch, pilots, on mechs, and espionage.
Water caste = merchants, artists, politicians, beurocrats and diplomats.
Air caste = zero gravity pilots living in space
Ethereal caste = leaders and councilmen
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>Love me some tall b***hes >Would kill just to be able to do maintenance on a motherfricking mech with earth Tau
Frick that's a hard choice
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1 and 2: frickmeat for guardchads
Rest: not enough breasts, turn them into corpse starch
That is in fact true.
Permanent visually big mammaries is a purely human aspect as every single other mammal the mammeries are never visibly big... Unless its pregnant.
Considering that Tau are bovine-like and bovine are known to expand their udders up to 10x times during their pregnancy for milk production, it is no wonder that we see no tau with big breasts as they are all off-duty mothers caring for their young. And depending on the growth rate of tau the breasts remain big for about 200-300 days later to their normaly state, unless they're impregnated again.
Yes.
We are the only mammals that grow before and keep them after pregnancy. It is literally something unique only to us.
are you crazy sure about that? i've seen some saggy chimps and orangutans
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I mean, they're there but they're completely empty. They only retain skin and some small glands when they get their next pregnancy.
They don't really have breasts like humans where they grow them out during puberty and retain them until the very end of their lives.
Look it like this: >Only mammals possess the mammary glands >That rules out basically every other clade of animals out, even other tetrapods. >Humans and Elephants posses only two mammeries on the chest area >Only humans are the ones who develop and keep the mammeries way after pregnancy
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>Humans and Elephants posses only two mammeries on the chest area
Just imagine if humans had 6 or 8 across the entire torso, maybe then women wouldn't dress like prostitutes
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fricking loose ass elephants
no dignity I swear
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That would be weird. Wouldn't their backs need to be wider and stronger to counter the weight? And the hips and legs too to com4dn2npensate?
>Alliance of Imperium, Eldar and Tau would win the galaxy
If the imperium just had a ceasefire with the eldar and tau they'd win the galaxy. The main reason the imperium doesn't steamroll the galaxy is because they're fighting enemies on every possible front.
>Alliance of Imperium, Eldar and Tau would win the galaxy
If the imperium just had a ceasefire with the eldar and tau they'd win the galaxy. The main reason the imperium doesn't steamroll the galaxy is because they're fighting enemies on every possible front.
>Imperium, Tau and Eldar successfully exterminate the Orks, Tyranid, Necron, Deldar, and Chaos >Immediately go back to fighting eachother
>Eldar and tau
Irrevelant minor powers on the galactic scale. The tau might become a middle power later, but the eldar are finished has beens.
This alliance would be like NATO where the US is 80% of the fighting strength.
It's highly variable
There are small and nimble ones that can maneuver across the battlefield rather quickly
Then there are still small but slower ones that carry big guns and turn into walking artillery suits
And lastly we have titan sized superheavy walkers that are stacked with guns and missile launchers of all kinds, see pic related
From a lore point of view I agree but the Manta is a shit tier model for an obscene price
With the Taunar supremacy armor you at least get a really cool looking model for your money, even if it's a tad dumb
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I agree the model is pretty decent, just wish GW didn't go all in on the battlesuits and let tau expand by fielding more races or more "sensible" tech.
The Tau are organic beings, there are blue mammal-like creatures. No, they aren't actually cute and no, the absolutely don't actually have big breasts.
This is how she looked before the release.
I guess they wanted her to look grittier, because she's supposed to be a hardened soldier, so they changed it last minute.
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This is how she looked before the release.
I guess they wanted her to look grittier, because she's supposed to be a hardened soldier, so they changed it last minute.
it's interesting because the necrons are robots that sold their souls and flesh, but desperately want them back, while the mechanicum are the opposite; they desperately want to remove their souls and flesh
The necron's shock at this is deserved
The Tau are the "futuristic" faction - a bit strange considering the entire game is in the future, but that's their aesthetic. They get the more conventional sci-fi tech you see in other settings, and their armor suits look like sleek robots.
By conventional, I mean compared to that crazy "gothic cathedral in space" style the Imperium has.
Why not both, undocumented region in one of the tau spheres of expansion, tau fight guard, after imperium abandons the area, local governor goes chaos and takes half the guard, tau and remainder loyal guard fight alongside each other to beat chaos. Sequel hook where tau water caste reports to ethereal that the humans they've inducted following the victory are assimilating well. cut to one daubing genestealer cult iconography on a wall
>IG vs Tau
One team would have to be much larger than the other and the players would have to be okay with massively shit K:D ratios relative to their opponents. If you made the IG side have instant respawns it might work.
How about battles against tau set in a scenario where they are caught out of their armor with only basic equipment and in places with no long sight lines.
Of course that really limits what you can do map wise and scenario wise, so I guess in that situation you're still better off just making guard vs traitor guard and the caught unarmored tau battles as a side attraction
What is the likelihood of a human losing their shit when they get contacted by a Water Caste diplomat? Do they freak the frick out and kill them on the spot? Or do they know what they are dealing with beforehand?
Water Caste diplomats send a shitload of flying drones that you see within the army showing them images/videos of Gue'vesa within the Tau space/colonies living prosperous lives until they hear a contact from a human who is desperate for a change of environment and facilitate a meeting.
>Tau are spess Nips >Kroot are spess Bosmer >Vespids probably munch on crystals or sustain themselves on a form of hive produced spess honey with hallucinogenic properties
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>spess honey with hallucinogenic properties >The Savlar Chemdogs Would like to know:Your Location
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That's why their officers wear the mask. Direct feed straight into the eyes for peak euphoria in the heat of battle.
>It's canon that female tau have nipple hatches on their armor so they can milk themselves when they get too full?
correct,except they make the gue'vesa milk them, with their mouths
Only in human captivity. Tau males are too beta so tau females don't make an effort to look good for them. Exposure to imperiumchads, however, puts their fertility circle in overdrive.
any Tyranid players here? Just got a 1000 points for free and after trying to play a little bit and reading up on the unit abilities I'm very confused, the faction plays only objectives and can't kill for shit. Feels incredibly weird, did they just frick it up this edition or were Tyranids always like this?
Out of curiosity, would anyone read a story about Guardsman x Tau?
If I skewed lore a little bit and made female Orks or made sexy Tyranids for it instead I have a feeling that would upset the more serious loregays.
What kind of content do (You) want to see, Anon?
Give it to me straight bro, would it be optimal to live within the Imperium or would you defect to a Tau colony?
On one end, you are within other humans but are one within countless trillions of your kind living in shit abhorrent conditions, but you get to live amongst cathedral aesthetics ranging back thousands of years. On the other, in the Tau Empire, you are a second-class minority citizen and you can visit Tau cities that are alien hive spots like something out of Star Wars engaging in the nightlife associating with everything from Kroot, Vespid, Demiurg, and Tau.
>cathedral aesthetics ranging back thousands of years
Most average humans don't see anything worth seeing within the imperium.
They just work in factories all day and choke on poisonous fumes until they die of lung damage
>births within the Tau empire are strictly controlled >therefore TauxHuman couplings are common because they can't result in children
State mandated Tau gf when.
I could work that aspect into a story.
Gue'vesa on a Tau planet getting some blue ayy puss from being good at what he does + horny Tau babe.
It could be interesting to mix and match the castes as humans wouldn't have any restrictions on interbreeding.
I really don't get why it has to be legal within the setting to get a Tau waifu. Frick legality, make it taboo. Have humans and tau relationships be taboo within the tau empire.
Working together, yes.
Relationships and marriages, no.
This type of mentality is what actually creates good stories and settings, knowing where your limits on reality and setting are. Tau falling in love with a human despite knowing it is not allowed and strictly forbidden makes it a pure love and tragic story.
Fricking based.
This is why "Love can bloom" had a interesting premise, because the love between two forbidden rivals is something rare and when it happens it is pure and tragic. Same here, a tau falling in love with a human despite knowing it is forbidden is a tragic tale about love.
I really don't get why so many people wish for a vanilla relationship in a setting where people get turned into mindless robo-slaves and and billions die every day.
They appear to have two main toes that make up the "foot" but do have a less developed toe that is higher up on their foot.
The better question is, do Tau have a full hoof, like a cow or horse, or do they have a foot pad like a camel or rhino.
An empire-wide philosophy that spans within the castes reminding a citizen that they should act and do what is good for the whole instead of just the individual. The Greater Good.
I like it, even the way they train and offer advancements in the empire adhere to the greater good. For example, in the Fire Caste, some homosexuals get duped by their superiors into being put into a hologram without their knowing in real-time, and if they show that they are self-sacrificing and willing to fight to save the many instead of being chickenshit, they pass advancements showing how they will behave in the field.
I really don't get why it has to be legal within the setting to get a Tau waifu. Frick legality, make it taboo. Have humans and tau relationships be taboo within the tau empire.
Working together, yes.
Relationships and marriages, no.
This type of mentality is what actually creates good stories and settings, knowing where your limits on reality and setting are. Tau falling in love with a human despite knowing it is not allowed and strictly forbidden makes it a pure love and tragic story.
T'au female fire-warrior being a toughened up soldier that is raised on the greater good philosophy, gets on a squadron that is serving alongside Gue'vesa warriors and she gets to associate and then befriend one in their battles. Gue'vesa thinks more individually unlike what greater good, which makes her change some morals and warm up to him.
She knows that it is forbidden but he's the closest one she felt feelings for.
Tau artwork always covers up Tau ears, what do they look like? Given their bovine heritage, I would think something like Na'vi almost. Not knife-eared, but not human-style.
I'm thinking of starting an IG army and proxying some units to make them a Rogue Trader dynasty but I don't have Rogue Trader money for all the infantry.
The Imperium a man had wasted too many leaves losses trying to wipe out aliens who were not a problem. It's not for nothing yet they haven't decide to wipe out the towel in 40K now they deal with Orcs and Giants Space bugs of death on a regular basis for the Imperium And if the Imperium uses the forces to wipe out the towel then they're going to get crushed by those guys in the same area with the Tau usually deal with.
>be Gue'vesa >caught deep behind enemy lines together with your Fire Warrior companion >trapped in a deep mountain crevice >almost all of your equipment has been damaged or destroyed in the earlier struggle, except for essentials for survival >waiting for a resque team to find and extract you and your companion >While you wait for resque, there is nothing left but hot sex
literal perfection.
Alright, a Gue'vesa x Guardsman story it is.
Any tips on resources for accuracy? I only ever played Fire Warrior, and the Dan Abnett books don't really focus on Tau either.
Eh, I'm just being a dick.
In truth there's just not much about the Tau, honestly. They've a Xeno faction, and one that isn't a "main player" in the setting, so they have all the writing problems for xeno stories in the setting turned up to eleven. There's like, three actual books for the Tau at this point, I think?
First question to ask yourself is which part of the empire will it take place in, and note that if it's the fourth sphere then you'll have push back on any person non-tau being around at all, as the fourth sphere Tau are super xenophobic (or perhaps, that's your angle for drama between the couple?). Could also bring up the Goddess T'au'va as something that brings them together, like that the human is a worshipper, and the Tau is curious as to just how this religion stuff works.
Mostly what we know about Tau society fills up the page on lexicanum, so just check there, and look for books that they cite, though the books are much more character focused on Shadowsun, or Farsight.
>necromorphs are so horrifyingly overpowered they could easily take over even the most absurdly overinflated and grimdark setting ever put to paper
I'll never not be mad about EA killing that IP
>tyranids block out the warp in real space >tyranids can't access the immaterium
They do frick with each other from time to time but it's a wonky matchup
I could see that. Heavy Gear was also Votoms inspired and you can see how both the crisis suits and gears share a similar design philosophy thanks to Votoms.
You realize Tau is basically the US with the 'pursuit of good, destruction of evil', while committing war crimes and inhumane decisions when nobody is looking.
me n my wife Shas have known eachother for 10 sols and i wouldnt trade 'er for any other woman in the whole Perium. She gave me 3 kids, a cool mech to plow the agri-world's fields with, and some of the best memories a guy could ask for. Praise the Greater Good n the Four-Armed Emperor
whats the matter, Hive-Slicker? Never seen a true child of the Emperor before? You aughta meet my Granpappy, he'll teach you a thing or two about real worship. The kind of stuff your local chaplain won't tell ya right away.
wrong, tau are for sexo with human men
Tyranid girls are cuter
There are no female tyranids. They reproduce by forming a swimming pool made of meat, vomiting biomass into it and then new tyranids come out.
There's female genestealers
>literally called the norn QUEEN
this isn't even a secondary, this is a tertiary
Are this dude and krekk0v the same person?
maybe just an alt account
Nah, this guy is obviously inspired style wise but there's little issues and things with his drawings that you don't see in krekkov's work.
Krekkov barely draws now, and Tonka's musclehomosexualry is much more modest, so I'd say that Tonka is effectively better at this point.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/87600532
Different guy, consider where his skill level was a year ago vs pulling up some random thing Krekkov drew from 2017.
Copying someone is obviously a very effective way to learn quickly
He even can't draw faces the same way krekk0v cant
Another copycat like that guy that tries to do 1:1 copy of Dagasi I forgot the name of.
its me
when are we getting a 40k game with biovores in it
There's a strange contradiction revealed by the naivete and kindness demonstrated by humanity when faced with the universe: On Earth, humankind can step onto another continent, and without a thought, destroy the kindred civilizations found there through warfare and disease. But when they gaze up at the stars, they turn sentimental and believe that if extraterrestrial intelligences exist, they must be civilizations bound by universal, noble, moral constraints, as if cherishing and loving different forms of life are parts of a self-evident universal code of conduct.
If you were a bunch of evil/vicious/cruel buttholes, the odds of your civilization advancing to the point of space faring without having destroyed itself first, is rather low.
>the odds of your civilization advancing to the point of space faring without having destroyed itself first, is rather low.
i reckon IF other intelligent life is or was ever out there, chances are most if not all of them wiped themselves out shortly after they figured out how to split the atom
There's some old cosmologist's law which hypothesizes as much
not surprised seems like a logical thing that would happen, assuming a species wasnt wiped out by a more natural disaster like disease or something
>i bet aliens are just like us fr fr
Well, they'd have to have been animals at some point.
This seems naive. The only reason the space race even began was in spite of ourselves. Russia and America harvested nazi scientists and their blood money scientific discovery to spite one another, and our desire to seed the stars subsided as the Cold War did. We humans do our best work to frick over the other guy, there’s no reason to think that wouldn't be the case for an alien species.
We aren't a species of evil/vicious/cruel buttholes, there's plenty among us but I wouldn't think of humanity as a whole like that.
A species worse than us, you can say their hostility and competition would drive them even better, but at the same time they wouldn't have survived their rivalry, their alien-equivalent of the cold war, as we did. As someone else said above, they would reach a point as we did where technology would become too mutually destructive lending to extinction.
If the limit to your imagination is constrained by human history and assuming all life follows our formula, maybe you could reasonably conclude that.
Atomic power is something we discovered, not something we created.
it's the other way around. the west was growing in power while it was ruthless and willing to destroy or colonize civilizations. now that's it's become obsessed with "morality", or rather nihilistic self flagellation, it is in decline, and soon it will go extinct and so will all of its achievements.
any strong space faring civilization has evolved past the suicidial impulse of great empires, which means it will most likely eradicate any other civilization as soon as it encounters them.
>On Earth, humankind can step onto another continent, and without a thought, destroy the kindred civilizations found there through warfare and disease
This has never happened though. All conquests on a scale large enough to remember in history were done so over time and through careful deliberation. Spanish north america, mongolia in europe and asia, japan in korea and china, etc it has literally never been done without a thought
Alexander could be a good exception for that. But then he is exceptional.
>But when they gaze up at the stars, they turn sentimental and believe that if extraterrestrial intelligences exist, they must be civilizations bound by universal, noble, moral constraints, as if cherishing and loving different forms of life are parts of a self-evident universal code of conduct.
Because the only people doing this are modern enlightened westerners who also believe this about people in other countries
humans only destroy eachother for lack of a common threat
we've evolved to mantain an "us vs them" competitive mentality, all it takes is an UFO sighting to get world peace
This never really happened in the way you’re putting it and usually you not have cured when the expanding civilisation’s women turned up.
Men absolutely wanted to frick the alien foreign women of distant lands, just as we today dream of banging hot alien space babes when we gaze at the stars today.
>earth is one person
>On Earth, humankind can step onto another continent, and without a thought, destroy the kindred civilizations found there through warfare and disease
your mind on revisionist history. the spanish were extremely friendly to the aztecs right up to the point where the aztecs started murdering people in broad daylight as sacrifice to their 'god' and then eating the corpose of a 'fellow human'.
Same with the English/Dutch/French and the Natives. We were nice to them until they started reneging on deals we made with them, and doing their random "counting coup" bullshit where they would attack a settlement, kill a few men, take a few women, and burn a few lodgings for sport.
>POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP
>GET CIVILIZED GET CIVILIZED GET CIVILIZED GET CIVILIZED GET CIVILIZED GET CIVILIZED GET CIVILIZED
I have a hangup on sexualizing religion, are the Tau religious?
maybe
this is a thing apparently
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Goddess_T%27au%27va
What the frick
Some writer got greenlit to just completely uproot tau lore? Wow
The Tau'va god only exists because the humans living within the Tau Empire believe in the Greater Good so succinctly that they manifested a demi-being within the immaterium.
But it spooked a bunch of Tauhomosexuals so much that some Tau revolted/started killing off the Gue'vesa in the Tau ship who was suck in the immaterium because they thought they were summoning a demon.
They have a government/societal gestalt that they hold to dogmatically, but it's not an actual religion.
That said, sexualizing your average Tau wouldn't be dissimilar to sexualizing a monk or a nun. For the average individual, going against their ideology is taboo and offensive.
>hangup
Does this mean that it turns you on or off?
>are the Tau religious
They believe that demons are real, god is dead, anything masquerading as a divine being or higher power is kill on sight, and anything that claims to speak for or listen to any false god is also kill on sight. I would probably define them as 'aggressively atheist'.
Most sapient factions in either Warhammer have some kind of religion in their background fluff. Even the Orks have a pair of gods they worship.
No
seinfeld is an unfunny homosexual butthole and his show was never funny
you are not a real person.
it would be funny to cute alien women tho
Isn't this basically a futurama episode?
Single female lawyer, fighting for her clients, wearing sexy miniskirts and being self reliant
Futurama was hardly the first to figure out transmissions from the past would reach other worlds first. Also that episode fricking sucked.
>Also that episode fricking sucked.
Cough, then fall over dead.
Ahem:
Kill xenos. Behead xenos. Roundhouse kick a xeno into the ferroconcrete. Slam dunk an eldar baby into the plasma drive. Disintegrate filthy drukhari. Defecate on a xeno's soulstone. Launch xenos into the Maw. Flamer xenos in cages. Toss xenos into active warp storms. Urinate into a xeno's amasec. Judo throw xenos into a venti shaft. Twist xenos heads off. Report xenos to the inquisition. Chainaxe chop xenos in half. Curb stomp pregnant eldar prostitutes. Trap xenos in the lower decks. Crush xenos under a Leman Russ. Vaporise xenos with melta. Eat xenos. Dissect xenos. Exterminate xenos in the Palace. Stomp xenos skulls with adamantine toed boots. Cremate xenos in the waste disposal unit. Mind-wipe xenos. Mandatory censure for xenophiles. Grind xenos babies with manufactorum cogs. Drown xenos in liquid prometheum. Incinerate xenos with sanctified psychic powers. Kick old xenos out the airlock. Feed xenos to underhivers. Slice xenos with a powersword.
I'm not xenoracist when I'm horny
Betraying the Emperor and smashing hot xeno pussy!!
all aliens shall be sentenced to self-inflicted death by snu snu with human men
I think I speak for many here when I say: GW, we're not asking for much. Where are the funbags?
Would commit xenoheresy
The Emperor protects me! Go away evil Xenos creatures!
>join greater the good
What did she mean by this?
>"Damn these Gue'la can't even read their own language."
>Pin cus fight me I down can't back
????
What are you a fricking jap? What kind of weirdo reads top to bottom first?
>don't dead open inside
Imagine tying her up, arms fix upward and using a light cane on her exposed breasts while she cries out in shame, pain and ecstasy after each strike.
She puts out only for human males, but for them she does ANYTHING
Forget how the Tau commander looked in Dawn of war, they turning them into females with a different design
I prefer my aliens green
sploot sexo
based sploot enjoyer
The only thing I know about sploot is her creator threw a shitfit on twitter when people stated lewding her.
he also ended up sexualizing sploot and he realized that, so in the end he removed all the old material he had made of sploot and did a complete rework, and now no sexy poses, he removed the hips and butt and now wears more clothes, he really regrets how he treated the old sploot, you can see it in the description
What a loser
Friendly reminder that:
The Tau have evolved quickly, leading to huge deficits and weaknesses in their physiology. use these facts to your advantage and you will prevail
+ Tau have hollow bones. Their limbs break easily under little applied pressure
+ Tau have poor eyesight. Anything over ten meters away is always a blur
+ Tau are frighted by fire
+ Tau are frighted by water
+ Tau are frighted by thunder
Xenos experts have discovered that tau are descended from bovine herbivores. thus they are not predators and fighting is unnatural to them
Tau have udders, short tails above the base of the spine, and they excrete enormous amount of methane gas, especially when they are stressed
They chew cud for approximately four hours a day. When involved in this disgusting habit their metabolism and reflexes slow down, making them very vulnerable to attack
Tau are herd creatures that panic easily. Their usual response to stressful situations is either wail and lie face down on the ground with their hand over their heads, or run around in circles hoping to confuse their aggressor.
In battle, the Tau are disorganized and cowardly. They fight from a distance and their poor aim makes this tactic ineffective.
To compensate for their poor eyesight, they have developed acute hearing. Their eardrums are so sensitive that if you make a large enough noise (for example, shouting the Litany of death) it causes deafness and immediate confusion.
The Tau are naturally hairless and find hirsute people unnerving
Don't forget copper blood
Can you tell me about how to beat up Eldar?
Just sit on your couch: they unintentionally do that to themselves. Superior intellect my ass.
>anything that isn't a greenskin is terrible at fightin
IMAGINE ME SURPROISE OI'VE SEEN GRETCHENS PUT UP MORE OF A FOIGHT THAN YOU LOT
No
+ Greenskins are also all short, stupid and easily defeated by a bayonet charge
>Tau have udders
Post them
>Xenos experts have discovered that tau are descended from bovine herbivores. thus they are not predators and fighting is unnatural to them
This is moronic. Herbivores, especially herd animals and ESPECIALLY large leading specimen are extremely aggressive towards anything they perceive as a threat. A moose, hippo or an ox will frick you up if you scare it even a little where a bear, lion or wolf will frick off unless it is hungry AND sees you as potential food.
Bovines have horns for one thing and that is fricking up predators. A bovine in it's prime is basically a non-target to predators.
Are you saying that the Imperial Guardsman's uplifting primer is wrong?
Need i remind you about article 6741/09a?
"Any solider who speaks ill of the Emperor, the Imperium, cites his loyalty to any entity besides the Emperor, defaces holy artefacts or buildings, incites heretical thoughts or actions, talks openly about forbidden subjects and generally behaves in a manner disrespectful to all that is holy and good will have his extremities removed and left to bleed to death, for the Emperors pleasure. The body will then be burned to ensure no taint remains"
Thank you for that enlightening message, Sir.
BUT WE'RE FIGHTING CHAOS MARINES NOT TAU WHAT THE FRAK DO I DO ABOUT THIS
Prime a melta nade and rush the c**t
You’re doing it soldier
You’re doing a damn fine job of it too
Step 1: hope your commissar is enough of a Chad to distract it
Step 2: hope his aide has a melta
Step 3: hope he hasn’t engineered an excuse to frick off and accidentally get embroiled in shenanigans
Good luck soldier
The primer actually don't have a chapter on Chaos, if you don't count the last page that is for Commissars eyes only which pretty much just goes if a guardsman show any sign of chaos "that's a blamming*
>Cultist-chan
He still draws her from time to time (mostly goblins now tho)
>Tau are frighted by water
Not until i help them overcome their fears by showering with them.
i would say a regular bath, but they would break their bones
Stop anon, you're making them cuter.
how are bovines naturally hairless and hollow boned?
Alien bovine equivalents.
The hollow bones shit only applies to the Air Caste of the Tau since they are constantly living wthin zero gravity and spend their lives in space.
>Tau have udders and tails
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS IN FANART.
The new edition of the Uplifting Primer mentions we can hatefrick them into believing the God-Emperor divinity, after which they blow their own brains out, is this true?
>they excrete enormous amount of methane gas, especially when they are stressed
God bless this thread for no fartgays commenting on this
imagine being Tau
at computers so fat you see boob
Gladly
>Be human auxiliary
>Get put with a squad of Tau to act as a meat shield for them, since they're wet paper in close combat
>Intimidate and play-bully the frick out of them during downtime
You just know the T'au get freaky with their humans when no ethereals are nearby and there's spare time.
I'm not even considering it from a fetish perspective for pete's sake, just in general it's like you're surrounded by nerdy teenagers. You don't even have to be Chad to just own the room with them.
Although, say "surrounded by" but it seems in the lore like humans are an annoyance for the Tau by overpopulation problems, so it's more likely your officials are Tau but generally you're still surrounded by humans.
>Humans, on average, are slightly taller than the Tau
>Tau spend their entire lives being rigid, strict, and cultivated, while humans (especially those coming from Imperial space) will be rebellious and uncouth.
>The cultural exchange only makes things more exciting when interacting with aliens on both sides.
>Getting to join one of the universities that allow human/Gue'vesa students.
I can only imagine how freaky and sex-riddled stationing within a human Tau colony must be like. Orgies behind the superior's/ethereal's back whenever possible. It must be one of the most popular linings within Tau space.
You do know that tau sterilize humans right?
They do that in hive cities/worlds, but otherwise they don't. If you're just from an agrarian world or something you'd be fine.
You can't crossbreed anyway.
That one elf/human rogue trader-era spess mahren notwithstanding. No shut up, I don't care what /tg/ told you human sperm is too powerful for alien eggs.
>human sperm is too powerful for alien eggs.
does it get stronger, or weaker with age
Even if that were true in the entirety of the T'au space, which I doubt:
Just because they're sterile, doesn't mean they can't frick anymore
Sterile doesn't mean no sex drive, and it's not like you could have been crossbreeding them regardless.
Why do people keep bringing this up when it only happened in one videogame and it was used as exceptional circumstances because said humans had been living in a chaos mutated hellhole for years and were already compromised?
You can still frick, you just won't have a kid.
Sounds like corpse worshiper propaganda
That's a lot of passed armour saves
>warzone
>bunch up on top of each other so a single mortar round can obliterate all of you at once
Women are the same no matter the race
up on top of each other so a single mortar round can obliterate all of you at once
It works out if you're sniping them from 10.000 miles away and their mortars only have a range of 7000
Ok but their artillery has a range of 26 light years so now what
What part about 'if' do you not understand?
she's not weak to melee though, her dodge chance should be close to 100%.
play their game.
those men look like women
WOOO MAMA BIG breasts ONA CARTOON?????
THIS HAS TO BE THE BEST THING EVER HOLY SHIT
!!!!!
Where do you even find this shit brooootherman?
WOOOOO hoohohoho YEAH EYAH EYAH
SOOOOO GOOD
BIG
>TIIIIITTTTTS
on cartooNSSNNN???
whoa mama!!!!
i LOVE BIG breasts
but on a cartoon?
THIS IS TH BEST
pOST MORE SISTER!@
https://pastebin.com/XZ30Pcw4
Reminder that Tau mind control everyone who isnt the 1% into submitting to their "goals" and being "citizens" so that they can have a hegemony. Essentially "the greater good" doesnt exist and those who dont comply are forced ot comply to their Communist, auythoriatirian regime that rules through literal magical mind control rather than some great ideal. Theya re no different than the Imperium but at least those guys are shit because theya re covvered in shit and HAVE to kill you because you pose a threat to the planet.
Tau will make you a slave for some great idela that doesnt exist and essentially want to conquer stuff to make 1000 people fatter.
https://pastebin.com/XZ30Pcw4
Shoulda joined Farsight then. Cuck.
And to think this was a intentional retcon because Tau were getting shit thrown at them for being legitimately the most morally good faction in Warhammer 40k.
Tau weren't perfect but in earlier editions they legitimately fought for an ideal they believed to be right and hence why they created castes and allowed auxiliaries to fight alongside them. It was a grimdark aspect for them to be the only faction with some semblance of morality and kindness and also the weakest one which could be snuffed out if it was to be properly noticed by the larger factions.
Now they're the space israelite controlled empire that can hold its own with utterly superior technology to anybody in the setting bar the Necrons.
This is why you let the EVERYBODY KNOWS SHIT'S, FRICKED, *dancing* setting just work itself out instead of bending over backwards to say everybody's evil in their own specific way, it's way more interesting for a grimdork setting to have a hope with no chance than for them to just be another flavor of evil
>40kiddies
Pathetic
helo i am spase mareen
kill all xians
How are your legs doing?
they are of big good
>tfw Jians won
>tfw no schizo french space marin chapter
🙁
Reminder that Tau don't actually look like this.
Imperial propaganda.
It can be stated with 100% certainty that Tau do no have enormous, heaving breasts and absolutely do not lactate in large volumes.
>tfw no big titty lactation caste gf
If only such a caste existed.
I'm pretty sure that applies to the Earth Caste since they are the racial squats.
What caste would human inductees interact with most?
Water caste upon introduction of meeting a Tau as a non-born Gue'vesa.
Fire Warriors if they decide to become an Auxiliary for the Tau military.
Earth Caste if humans decide to partake in one of the Tau academies to learn how to engineer.
Ethereal and Air castes deal with themselves.
If you're a human living in the Tau homeworld you will deal with Earth, Water, and Fire castes. Air and Ethereal are confined to dealing with themselves.
earth hips Earth Hips EARTH HIPS
From left to right, witch cast is witch?
Earth, fire, water, air, heart
Go planet!
Earth caste = crafters, engineers, builders, robotic constructors.
Fire caste = every military branch, pilots, on mechs, and espionage.
Water caste = merchants, artists, politicians, beurocrats and diplomats.
Air caste = zero gravity pilots living in space
Ethereal caste = leaders and councilmen
>Love me some tall b***hes
>Would kill just to be able to do maintenance on a motherfricking mech with earth Tau
Frick that's a hard choice
1 and 2: frickmeat for guardchads
Rest: not enough breasts, turn them into corpse starch
Nice/Nice/would/would try/kill
That is in fact true.
Permanent visually big mammaries is a purely human aspect as every single other mammal the mammeries are never visibly big... Unless its pregnant.
Considering that Tau are bovine-like and bovine are known to expand their udders up to 10x times during their pregnancy for milk production, it is no wonder that we see no tau with big breasts as they are all off-duty mothers caring for their young. And depending on the growth rate of tau the breasts remain big for about 200-300 days later to their normaly state, unless they're impregnated again.
clearly the answer is simple then, keep them pregnant at all times.
They only grew them out for human males, not tau betas.
Wait is this actually true? Humans are the only animals that have permanent breasts?
Yes.
are you crazy sure about that? i've seen some saggy chimps and orangutans
I mean, they're there but they're completely empty. They only retain skin and some small glands when they get their next pregnancy.
They don't really have breasts like humans where they grow them out during puberty and retain them until the very end of their lives.
Yes.
We are the only mammals that grow before and keep them after pregnancy. It is literally something unique only to us.
We need to thank the alien gods that directed our evolution for giving our females big breasts.
Look it like this:
>Only mammals possess the mammary glands
>That rules out basically every other clade of animals out, even other tetrapods.
>Humans and Elephants posses only two mammeries on the chest area
>Only humans are the ones who develop and keep the mammeries way after pregnancy
>Humans and Elephants posses only two mammeries on the chest area
Just imagine if humans had 6 or 8 across the entire torso, maybe then women wouldn't dress like prostitutes
fricking loose ass elephants
no dignity I swear
That would be weird. Wouldn't their backs need to be wider and stronger to counter the weight? And the hips and legs too to com4dn2npensate?
Only one thing to do. PLAP
The lactation caste is real
>This means all the big-tiddied Tau girls posted were impregnated by someone else
>And not me
Sounds like the galactic frontier is the place for asschads
No woman looks like this.
Unless maybe some women in Commorragh or Slaanesh's realm
>don't actually look like this
>posts a picture where it does actually look like that
Nice try Tzeentch
We need a science fiction series with no shame where the aliens canonically do
I want a Fire Warrior 2 game so bad bros where you create a qt femTau or a Gue'vesa, or at least a remake of the first.
I'm going to agree with the grogs, tau don't fit in 40k.
They deserve better
Tau are all good
Alliance of Imperium, Eldar and Tau would win the galaxy
And if the Tau get uppity just psyker them into being compliant
>Alliance of Imperium, Eldar and Tau would win the galaxy
If the imperium just had a ceasefire with the eldar and tau they'd win the galaxy. The main reason the imperium doesn't steamroll the galaxy is because they're fighting enemies on every possible front.
>Imperium, Tau and Eldar successfully exterminate the Orks, Tyranid, Necron, Deldar, and Chaos
>Immediately go back to fighting eachother
Eldar and tau have like what - 100 billion population?
Imperium has that as an army
Just the guard
>Eldar and tau
Irrevelant minor powers on the galactic scale. The tau might become a middle power later, but the eldar are finished has beens.
This alliance would be like NATO where the US is 80% of the fighting strength.
Having the eldar would be a massive plus, safe psykers and webway access.
>safe psykers
Too few to make a difference.
>webway access
That would be a major thing, but even in an alliance, they probably wouldn't give access.
>giant breasts
unf
>fat and sweaty
DROPPED
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
>im gay and i love wieners the post
Not canon
Filthy Warhammer casual here: Are the Tau not robots? Why are they sexy blue girls?
They're blue aliens
The robots you're thinking of are their mecha battlesuits
question
how mobile are the mechs
It's highly variable
There are small and nimble ones that can maneuver across the battlefield rather quickly
Then there are still small but slower ones that carry big guns and turn into walking artillery suits
And lastly we have titan sized superheavy walkers that are stacked with guns and missile launchers of all kinds, see pic related
I hate the tau titan. I liked when they had the big flying troop carrier as their super heavy because building mechs that big was too dumb for them.
From a lore point of view I agree but the Manta is a shit tier model for an obscene price
With the Taunar supremacy armor you at least get a really cool looking model for your money, even if it's a tad dumb
I agree the model is pretty decent, just wish GW didn't go all in on the battlesuits and let tau expand by fielding more races or more "sensible" tech.
The Tau are organic beings, there are blue mammal-like creatures. No, they aren't actually cute and no, the absolutely don't actually have big breasts.
>people use an old lady as evidence that tau faces aren't cute
Shadowsun is a granny.
see
Now all that's missing is some nice hair
Ok. That ain't cute either, just less withered.
>That ain't cute either
Yes it is.
And that's still a fire caste warrior, the tau equivalent of those ripped af guardswomen.
This is how she looked before the release.
I guess they wanted her to look grittier, because she's supposed to be a hardened soldier, so they changed it last minute.
biggu kissu
They look like Mudokons.
>blue mammal-like creatures
>absolutely don't actually have big breasts
How? If you're a mammal you have to have breasts of somekind.
They're very frail, lanky blue aliens that wear advanced armor that merely gives the appearance of robots
No anon... they are a xeno bovine species with cute Tapir feet/toes and eat yellow fruit and blue rice.
Because of coomers, duh
>Are the Tau not robots?
No, you are thinking of Necrons.
> pic
> necron genocider asking why a race should be spared when said race are genocidists
It’s okay when they do it.
it's interesting because the necrons are robots that sold their souls and flesh, but desperately want them back, while the mechanicum are the opposite; they desperately want to remove their souls and flesh
The necron's shock at this is deserved
Necrons just executing newbie tourists.
As it should be.
The Tau are the "futuristic" faction - a bit strange considering the entire game is in the future, but that's their aesthetic. They get the more conventional sci-fi tech you see in other settings, and their armor suits look like sleek robots.
By conventional, I mean compared to that crazy "gothic cathedral in space" style the Imperium has.
Mannlings Slaanesh-posting in every Warhammer thread. Many such cases.
shhh... give in...
ZOGG OFF troony
hngg
would
>long plus piercings
Need this inside my ass
Bruh She/it could lick the back of your teeth through your ass.
speaking of aliens, did GW do anything with the leagues of votann yet?
Yes, ruin them beyond repair.
I don't think it could be worse than how they ruined the siege of terra lore.
was there a black library book?
They're not space dwarfs anymore they're literally just short humans because of high gravity. Thanks GeeDubya
would you let aliens vote?
in the empire? that's impossible.
in the greater good? they don't allow humans to you're just a fun pet that can work.
aren't they already?
no that kind anon, the other one.... you know
>we allow some rando without ID that just walked in to vote
Do Americans really?
every vote counts, even the Tau ones
If they hold the nationality by jus soli, then sure, why not?
Torque was too based for that shitty spin-off
I still think it's incredible that an entire spinoff game was created because everyone wanted to frick the snakes.
only alien men
Well maybe alien women can vote but at a much older age and their votes still won't count for as much as an alien man
I don't even trust HUMANS to vote.
they already are and I dont mean mexicans
Of course not, only taxpaying white men should be allowed.
No, and neither should blacks, irish, or asians
JOIN TODAY!
is that kim jong un?
No that's Tau Arr Cul.
The hair anon. It's tau mao
You.Will.Give.In
What the hell is this?
I thought Slaanesh only allowed Noise Marines.
wtf u talkin bout
Is there any lore that goes into the eldars opinion on orks being fellow creations of the old ones made to fight the necrons?
Battlefield 40k/Battlefront 40k
IG vs Traitor Guard
or
IG vs Tau (Damocles Crusade)
I'd play either one as long as it's a competent shooter with good online functionality
Why not both, undocumented region in one of the tau spheres of expansion, tau fight guard, after imperium abandons the area, local governor goes chaos and takes half the guard, tau and remainder loyal guard fight alongside each other to beat chaos. Sequel hook where tau water caste reports to ethereal that the humans they've inducted following the victory are assimilating well. cut to one daubing genestealer cult iconography on a wall
I would say guard vs tau
IG vs Traitor Guard would realistically be the easiest to make and balance.
How good is tau armor?
The better question is how much better are Tau guns
Enough to be a serious threat to a Space Marine.
>IG vs Tau
One team would have to be much larger than the other and the players would have to be okay with massively shit K:D ratios relative to their opponents. If you made the IG side have instant respawns it might work.
How about battles against tau set in a scenario where they are caught out of their armor with only basic equipment and in places with no long sight lines.
Of course that really limits what you can do map wise and scenario wise, so I guess in that situation you're still better off just making guard vs traitor guard and the caught unarmored tau battles as a side attraction
You could do battle-ready Tau but you'd have to be clever with the mapmaking on anything but an urban map and that's asking a lot from today's devs.
>"Gue'vesa, you must choose a Tau caste wife to wed as your indoctrination and integration to the Tau'va, NOW!"
Well Ganker?
wrong image, that is not a Tau commander!
Death by assimilation through breeding with mankind. Eldars too. We need to show the tyranids how genestealing actually works.
PLAP
The sound a bolt pistol makes. The Emperor protects.
FRICK Tau
>sneak up on cooking tau-wife
>grab her butt and go "boo"
>her instincts kick in and she kicks back with enough force to smash your groin to nothing
that's it, I'm joining the world eaters
i've always been more of a necron/tomb kings kinda guy
my contribution to this thread is that i play martyr and love blue b***hes
cheers
What is the likelihood of a human losing their shit when they get contacted by a Water Caste diplomat? Do they freak the frick out and kill them on the spot? Or do they know what they are dealing with beforehand?
The water caste would be smart enough to know who to contact so as to actually facilitate some genuine diplomacy.
On the fringes of emp lands it's more likely but inside it's a death sentence.
Water Caste diplomats send a shitload of flying drones that you see within the army showing them images/videos of Gue'vesa within the Tau space/colonies living prosperous lives until they hear a contact from a human who is desperate for a change of environment and facilitate a meeting.
It's canon that female tau have nipple hatches on their armor so they can milk themselves when they get too full?
Yes trust me bro
What does Tau milk taste like?
Like milk but from aliens
Like minty chewing gum
depends, what do they eat?
Fruit and space rice mostly.
>Fruit
Confirmed tasty. Need Tau milk producing farms I mean community service for the imperium.
>Tau are spess Nips
>Kroot are spess Bosmer
>Vespids probably munch on crystals or sustain themselves on a form of hive produced spess honey with hallucinogenic properties
>spess honey with hallucinogenic properties
>The Savlar Chemdogs Would like to know:Your Location
That's why their officers wear the mask. Direct feed straight into the eyes for peak euphoria in the heat of battle.
Berrymilk
>It's canon that female tau have nipple hatches on their armor so they can milk themselves when they get too full?
correct,except they make the gue'vesa milk them, with their mouths
Damn tau women look like THAT?
Only in human captivity. Tau males are too beta so tau females don't make an effort to look good for them. Exposure to imperiumchads, however, puts their fertility circle in overdrive.
Yes.
Air>Water>Earth>Fire.
which one smells the nicest?
Fire Warrior after her workout of course.
Her impregnating workout where I knock her up until she looks like
consider the scent
Obviously Water Caste.
Because they're literally the prostitutes of the T'au people, they only use the most expensive oils and perfumes.
cringe
give both to the guardsmen
this
wait i was wrong
give all three to the guardsmen
>imperials charge you
>you can't melee
>oh no
>big titty tomboy overpowers you
>oh yes
The tau owe me sex
Tau bros, how do we stop our race from getting cucked??
NOT.FRICKING.CANON!
im so sorry
Stop having such attractive females.
DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY
>custodes x tau
kino pairing
>9th edition railguns
>*Literally teleports behind your gun line*
Okay, now what.
lol
taht is fricking busted lmao
a lot of 9e players having the TT equivalent of vietnam flashbacks rn
>*Brings friends*
>kills them all in one shooting round too
Immediately made a unit that nobody brought onto the table to literally meta causing a lot of seething.
>nobody bought
>made into meta
Hand rubbing intensifies
he already dropped in preprepped in tau blood coating
celebrate
look at him go
h-h-haha, time for diplomacy Gue'la?
>what now
Total xeno death
>terminators with melee weapons only
i jog away from them at a brisk pace thus defeating them
They can teleport you know.
my backup plan is to tell him to thin his paints thus hopefully causing him to fail a morale check
>Okay, now what.
Laugh my ass off because terminators are hilariously bad and will get phased out along with all other firstborn
They just got a range refresh you dumb homosexual.
Oh she knows exactly what it is. That dirty xenobawd.
sorry propaganda doesn't work on me.
only blueberry pussy!
Xeno women are built for BWC
any Tyranid players here? Just got a 1000 points for free and after trying to play a little bit and reading up on the unit abilities I'm very confused, the faction plays only objectives and can't kill for shit. Feels incredibly weird, did they just frick it up this edition or were Tyranids always like this?
I feel that if these two races came to earth, women would become extinct
People need to draw tau with little cow style tails.
like this?
That's the weirdly chinese style queue from the head.
Wanna saviourgay her hard
I think Tau being bovines is moronic since they aren't even from Earth.
Species that do similar things develop similar traits.
I don't think that rule would be limited to earth.
>still no good tau porn animation
Be the change you want to see in the world.
>no ceiling-height curvy T'au
Out of curiosity, would anyone read a story about Guardsman x Tau?
If I skewed lore a little bit and made female Orks or made sexy Tyranids for it instead I have a feeling that would upset the more serious loregays.
What kind of content do (You) want to see, Anon?
I wouldn't read YOUR story.
female orks or tyranids are cringe
>or made sexy Tyranids for it instead I have a feeling that would upset the more serious loregays.
frick em, gimme that xenobug pussy
needs kemonomimi
would you?
Uh Duh
i come
that pose made me think of pic related...
both are coincidentally climate related too
laser cheese
Krekkov needs to stop crying and draw more porn
she looks like she fricks men of the imperium.
She fricks men of the imperium and converts them to the greater good.
They say that Water Caste members are specialized in seducing planetary gouverner's of the Imperium.
Give it to me straight bro, would it be optimal to live within the Imperium or would you defect to a Tau colony?
On one end, you are within other humans but are one within countless trillions of your kind living in shit abhorrent conditions, but you get to live amongst cathedral aesthetics ranging back thousands of years. On the other, in the Tau Empire, you are a second-class minority citizen and you can visit Tau cities that are alien hive spots like something out of Star Wars engaging in the nightlife associating with everything from Kroot, Vespid, Demiurg, and Tau.
Some humans within the lore aren't defecting to the Tau for no fricking reason homosexual.
>cathedral aesthetics ranging back thousands of years
Most average humans don't see anything worth seeing within the imperium.
They just work in factories all day and choke on poisonous fumes until they die of lung damage
>births within the Tau empire are strictly controlled
>therefore TauxHuman couplings are common because they can't result in children
State mandated Tau gf when.
you're just not trying hard enough
shoot harder if you want to reach your dreams
I could work that aspect into a story.
Gue'vesa on a Tau planet getting some blue ayy puss from being good at what he does + horny Tau babe.
It could be interesting to mix and match the castes as humans wouldn't have any restrictions on interbreeding.
The best reason to explore space irl is the potential of Tau breeding slaves waiting for us out there somewhere
I really don't get why it has to be legal within the setting to get a Tau waifu. Frick legality, make it taboo. Have humans and tau relationships be taboo within the tau empire.
Working together, yes.
Relationships and marriages, no.
This type of mentality is what actually creates good stories and settings, knowing where your limits on reality and setting are. Tau falling in love with a human despite knowing it is not allowed and strictly forbidden makes it a pure love and tragic story.
Or:
>be rogue trader
>conquer tau colony
>take the top 11/10 waterstacies as "trophies"
>kill the rest
I know that Rogue Traders aren't slouches and can pack a serious punch but can they really conquer a tau colony by themselves?
>but can they really conquer a tau colony by themselves?
maybe, some of them are legit conquistador types with full on private armies
Quite possibly
Depends. An outlying low pop world? Sure. A core world world? No.
Fricking based.
This is why "Love can bloom" had a interesting premise, because the love between two forbidden rivals is something rare and when it happens it is pure and tragic. Same here, a tau falling in love with a human despite knowing it is forbidden is a tragic tale about love.
>giving out ideas for free
>knowing that GW will never pursue them
Its an abstract kind of feel.
I really don't get why so many people wish for a vanilla relationship in a setting where people get turned into mindless robo-slaves and and billions die every day.
>40k Freecities
>get an entire planet to play eugenics with
GW would immediately turn it into a NTR story or forced fun time
Humans and Tau can't interbreed but we can keep trying
What kind of content do you wanna see, Anons?
Tau gal strapped down to a haemonculi operating table being dissected alive.
I think you're well aware of what this thread demands
Guardsman x Tau.
I can write that into a story.
I love Cultist-chan but I can't write her into a story centred around Tau. Not unless she's a weird spectre that haunts them like a weird legend.
Make me cum
Cute T'au nerd showing off her gun collection.
A male tau yelling that his toilet is going to prison as a guardsman fricks his wife
Cultist-chan
mating press
Big. Titty. Tau. bawds.
Gue'vesas interacting with Taus!
sweaty fire caste babes in skin tight suits being sniffed and licked, especially their armpits, by terran men
Water Caste Diplomat taking a bath with a Planetary Gouverner
Someone should draw her and her cute purple suit! She worked hard for those 7 imperial kills!
on model porn honestly. its basically the only reason I still visit this crapheap sure aint for the conversation.
see
anything involving pregnancy
I'm not really sure what you mean by that question though
Time to massage your Tau gf's feet anons, she had a hard day at work.
Are Tau even-toed or odd-toed ungulate?
They're hooved, most people frick up the fanart based on an incorrect official drawing.
>incorrect
>official
Sorry bro it's canon :^)
I don't think you know what an ungulate is, anon.
They appear to have two main toes that make up the "foot" but do have a less developed toe that is higher up on their foot.
The better question is, do Tau have a full hoof, like a cow or horse, or do they have a foot pad like a camel or rhino.
Since this is a tau thread, do you guys like my crisis suit? I think he's just neat.
its fine but the crisis suit needs an updated mini
not the cleanest paintjob but could be worse
did you start painting recently?
Somewhat, I dont paint everyday or every week due to work + school, so Im not able to get practice. Started (inconsitently) in summer 2022
ty, and I do plan to base one day, just unsure what outside of just "dirt"
he's standing like he just stepped in something
it looks neat anon
base it, you Black person
I'd join the tau but holy frick just TELL ME WHAT THE GREATER GOOD IS SPECIFICALLY
An empire-wide philosophy that spans within the castes reminding a citizen that they should act and do what is good for the whole instead of just the individual. The Greater Good.
Sound gay, ngl.
I like it, even the way they train and offer advancements in the empire adhere to the greater good. For example, in the Fire Caste, some homosexuals get duped by their superiors into being put into a hologram without their knowing in real-time, and if they show that they are self-sacrificing and willing to fight to save the many instead of being chickenshit, they pass advancements showing how they will behave in the field.
Yeah that cool and all, but do they have cathedral ships with space cannon broadsides? Thought so.
Smug Kroot is smug
But the empire of mankind already does that, what's good for the emperor is good for everyone
Total Tau Death
Yes, but not before through rape. The men could use the morale boost.
Okay goddamn it let me rephrase; what kind of WRITTEN content do you want to see, Anons?
I write stories, I can't draw too well.
A T'au Fire Warrior (female) secretly visiting the Gue'vesa bunks at night
These are a good basis.
T'au female fire-warrior being a toughened up soldier that is raised on the greater good philosophy, gets on a squadron that is serving alongside Gue'vesa warriors and she gets to associate and then befriend one in their battles. Gue'vesa thinks more individually unlike what greater good, which makes her change some morals and warm up to him.
She knows that it is forbidden but he's the closest one she felt feelings for.
Genestealer cult on tau planet
Cultist simulator
Rough sex between a Goy'vesa and his retired fire caste wife
Mommy
t. dickless muhrine
reminder that all XV-15 stealth suit pilots are either young tau females with abs or twinks
i hear you brother.
but my question to you is you want his mouth or his bussy.
ORAL
R
A
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split him open brother.
tau traps women and their mechs are all human male property.
we're hunting stealth squads tonight boys!
my dick can cut through even mech plate she stands no chance
WHERE IS HER CUTE COW TAIL
Consider the following; Tau traps.
friendly reminder, humans are the reason why chaos exist
no the warp is silly
t coping humans
yea but current chaos exist because humanity
They actually have tiddies.
Holy shit we finally got a female ethereal model.
she a qt
How can you even tell if these are breasts?
They might as well be pectorals
Umm, not anymore, sweaty.
It got retconned
How did slaanesh come to be originally?
Eldar blood orgies
Chaos predates humanity by at least a few million years
false
also unlike a certain pointy eared xenos species we didnt butt rape a chaos god into existence
Fricking lorelet secondaries
Now that's a sexy paintjob
Hello there good looking
No lorelet-san. Chaos is 75% necrons and 25% eldars fault.
Yea the Eldar totally didn't frick a god into existence, no sir not the Eldar
ADD A CUTE TAU WIFE TO ROGUE TRADER ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>flagrant coom thread hits 400 replies
those janitors deserve to have their wages doubled no, quadrupled!
So still nothing?
indeed.
surely that is a lot of money?
for their colossal efforts? its not nearly enough!
>4 x 0 = 0
don't make me tap the sign
Oh wow, thanks for the propaganda, commisar, sir!
>something the Imperium would never stoop to
BLUEBERRY PUSSY!
FOCKEN TREACHEROUS XENOOOOOOOOS
Tau artwork always covers up Tau ears, what do they look like? Given their bovine heritage, I would think something like Na'vi almost. Not knife-eared, but not human-style.
They don't seem to have ears.
And if they do, they're barely noticeable
Okay but what if, like their supposed tails, we add them to Tau babes to make them cuter?
Frick off.
I wan't an exotic alien chick, not a catgirl
EHEHEHEHE JOIN THE GREATER GOOD GOY'VESA
I'm thinking of starting an IG army and proxying some units to make them a Rogue Trader dynasty but I don't have Rogue Trader money for all the infantry.
The Imperium a man had wasted too many leaves losses trying to wipe out aliens who were not a problem. It's not for nothing yet they haven't decide to wipe out the towel in 40K now they deal with Orcs and Giants Space bugs of death on a regular basis for the Imperium And if the Imperium uses the forces to wipe out the towel then they're going to get crushed by those guys in the same area with the Tau usually deal with.
Stop liking evil xenos
saved
you pervert
>be Gue'vesa
>caught deep behind enemy lines together with your Fire Warrior companion
>trapped in a deep mountain crevice
>almost all of your equipment has been damaged or destroyed in the earlier struggle, except for essentials for survival
>waiting for a resque team to find and extract you and your companion
>While you wait for resque, there is nothing left but hot sex
literal perfection.
Human X xeno intercourse should ALWAYS involve rape - otherwise it's heresy.
Cute
>not pictured: emperor's children marine charging at them, with both of his dicks out
I don't picture The Emperors Children as the "Rock out with your wiener out" kind of slaanesh worshippers
Their wieners have so many piercings that they get an extra melee roll for the club like shmeat they have
if they're so evil why do they submit when you kiss them
checkmate commissar
Alright, a Gue'vesa x Guardsman story it is.
Any tips on resources for accuracy? I only ever played Fire Warrior, and the Dan Abnett books don't really focus on Tau either.
>Alright, a Gue'vesa x Guardsman story it is.
>human on human action
lame.
Oh, no ignore me I'm moronic, I meant Gue'seva x Tau.
Eh, I'm just being a dick.
In truth there's just not much about the Tau, honestly. They've a Xeno faction, and one that isn't a "main player" in the setting, so they have all the writing problems for xeno stories in the setting turned up to eleven. There's like, three actual books for the Tau at this point, I think?
First question to ask yourself is which part of the empire will it take place in, and note that if it's the fourth sphere then you'll have push back on any person non-tau being around at all, as the fourth sphere Tau are super xenophobic (or perhaps, that's your angle for drama between the couple?). Could also bring up the Goddess T'au'va as something that brings them together, like that the human is a worshipper, and the Tau is curious as to just how this religion stuff works.
Mostly what we know about Tau society fills up the page on lexicanum, so just check there, and look for books that they cite, though the books are much more character focused on Shadowsun, or Farsight.
Deep joy. Guess I'll have to look into those books after a deep dive into the wiki.
ahem
sex with taus
sex with sploot
sex with grays
sex with duendes
sex with marcianitos
sex with arirs
no sex with xenomorphs
that is all
Sex with Xenomorphs
Sex with Deathclaws
Sex with Tyranids
Sex with mostly anything female that has puss.
Turian sexo
Shame the series is fricking dead.
all alien females, as with all furry women, are quite literally created to pleasure human wieners.
Why do none of the dark gods frick with tyranids or some shit?
Because they literally can't.
Tyrannids have no feelings or beliefs, that's why they can't be manipulated
cuz they're scared
Because they don't fear the nids they are afraid of what has caused them to end up in the Milky Way in the first place. Brethern Moons.
>necromorphs are so horrifyingly overpowered they could easily take over even the most absurdly overinflated and grimdark setting ever put to paper
I'll never not be mad about EA killing that IP
Khorne can a did frick them up.
Tyranid brainwaves fricks with the warp, they are pretty much "Blanks" so the warp can't affect them
Would you?
>tyranids block out the warp in real space
>tyranids can't access the immaterium
They do frick with each other from time to time but it's a wonky matchup
There's actually an entire hive fleet that appears to only have the job of fighting demons and chaos.
OH NO NO NO MR COMMISSAR DO NOT WATCH
I always felt like the Tau were inspired by The Phantom Menace in some way, besides the obvious Patlabor stuff. Is that right?
Tau were inspired by Gundam anime. As for the tau itself no idea
People mostly say gundam because it's the only mech show that they can think of. To me crisis suits are much closer to scopedogs.
I could see that. Heavy Gear was also Votoms inspired and you can see how both the crisis suits and gears share a similar design philosophy thanks to Votoms.
I prefer Pantorans
>Humans but blue
Yawn
>not liking space Boers
>boer
good try muhammad i don't trust a albanian
Literally South African aliens homeboy
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>human but blue
Yawn
Kino
>space albanians
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DONT LIKE IT BOSS
>space albanians
How horrifying
Almost as bad as regular Albanians
>space albanians
built for BSSM (Big Serbian Space Missiles)
Pantorans are South African
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na'vi if they accepted humanity
>na'vi
buncha blue heathen monkeys that should be sold into sex slavery on earth
You realize Tau is basically the US with the 'pursuit of good, destruction of evil', while committing war crimes and inhumane decisions when nobody is looking.
yeah but they're hot and blue while am*ricans are fat and clap for nothing
They're a very blatant communism allegory, my obsessed friend
O B S E S S E D
Where da Kroot girls at?
this is now an Ganker thread frick videogames
no just an tau sexo and albanian hate thread
Hey moron
don't care muhammad eat shit you're brown
>WHAA MODS HELP ME
lmfao
>buttblasted serb derailing the thread before it 404s
kek
you're brown and so not human
Anon please tell me you’re pretending to be moronic
>removed sage because he's moronic
>N-NOU
fricking moron lmao
not only you are moronic but you are also a newbie.
?
are you moronic?
me n my wife Shas have known eachother for 10 sols and i wouldnt trade 'er for any other woman in the whole Perium. She gave me 3 kids, a cool mech to plow the agri-world's fields with, and some of the best memories a guy could ask for. Praise the Greater Good n the Four-Armed Emperor
Wait a minute...
whats the matter, Hive-Slicker? Never seen a true child of the Emperor before? You aughta meet my Granpappy, he'll teach you a thing or two about real worship. The kind of stuff your local chaplain won't tell ya right away.
Threads over.
Albanians mad.
>Balkangutans shit up a coomer thread poorly disguised as an alien thread
Kek
hot take
the balkans are normal its everyone else who is wrong
Nationalism is srs business
>Balkangutans
hehe
Imperium rules
THREAD'S DEAD, POST TAU PUSSY.
mods won't ban you after a thread hit bump limit right?
i have seen the mods ban people after threads have 404'd
that doesnt mean stop btw
branded for big human wiener
man look at those hooves
>hoof jobs
imagine
xeno's fat breasts belong to man
40k women get mating pressed by Genestealer ugly bastards
Death to the enemies of the False Emperor
Around elves, watch yourselves.
It Dawn of War 3 shit?
I liked dow1 but it felt clunky espicially coming from Starcraft
I thought dow2 was ok but I missed the base building