>Alive for over three thousand years

>Alive for over three thousand years
>Somehow his team is comprised of only three level 60 Pokemon and they're shitmons at that.
What the frick was he doing when roaming the earth for three millennia

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    there aren't many pokemon that can live that long and he probably didn't give a frick about battling.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being immortal means he needs Pokemon that are also immortal or at the very least long-lived. Golurk and Sigilyph are the former, Torkoal is the latter.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >king of Kalos
      >no kalosmon in his team
      Aegislash would be perfect for his team ace if speculation is correct.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you think about it. There is a lot of Unova mons on Kalos, I found that to be curious the first time I played the game, and also the Zekrom and Reshiram statues in the parfum palace where you can also see Bisharp statues and a monument of a trainer with a Golurk and a Palpitoad.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          the new generation often makes references to the old one.
          In fifth gen there was a side quest related to Darkrai and Cresselia, and you were gifted the Creation Trio's orbs by the Shadow Triad for example.
          In seventh gen there was the entire quest related to Zygarde, with a dungeon that was a shortened version of his dungeon in X and Y.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >All of them have Return since he's presumably had them for years and thus would have walked countless steps with them on his team, resulting in all of them having max friendship
    soul

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oof. I may hate on X/Y a lot, and is honestly the point of no return in terms of quality, but at least compared to future games, I can see the makings of something really great and special. Between all the work that has to go into new 3d models/animations, the pokemon amie system, the mega Evos, and cosmetics, I feel like they completely ran out of time due to overambition. I honestly wonder what it'd be like if a Z released. Would people view it like they did R/S or D/P?
      >"Yeah it got off to a rocky start, but Z really cleaned up the game a lot!"
      Unfortunate that it's pretty much stuck in this purgatory, because I can see the makings of what could have been great, and that's honestly the worst type of feeling.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        nothing about the game implies they ran out of time

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >All of the Ultra Beast/alien type shit was [FANFIC]
          Man, GF not releasing a pointless scam rehash really mindbroke the schizos.

          why exactly would I care about any of these if I actually play battle facilities and PvP instead of being a moronic campaignshitter? Like E4 rematches? Really? Being able to click Thunderbolt against Siebold an extra 5 times would make you pay $40 for the game again?

          [...]
          >source
          >a random “my dad’s uncle works at nintendo” tier fanfic post made by a literal who
          you have a very poor understanding of what a “source” is

          discord posts

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        All of the Ultra Beast/alien type shit was originally supposed to be in XY, but was removed and used in Alola. At least according to that one Medium article about the demo-datamining but seems credible enough.

        It’s fair to say most video games in general are never 100% finished in the way developers want, but I do wish XY had been treated better. All negative things considered I do like the Kalos setting

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >All of the Ultra Beast/alien type shit was [FANFIC]
          Man, GF not releasing a pointless scam rehash really mindbroke the schizos.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            So, despite loving these games as much as you do (otherwise you wouldn't be this insistent on trying to refute any criticism that's made against them), you prefer that they never released an enhanced version that would've added more to the game like proper E4 rematches, additional areas, Zygarde getting its additional forms a generation earlier, and other QoL such as more mega stones being accessible prior to the postgame?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              why exactly would I care about any of these if I actually play battle facilities and PvP instead of being a moronic campaignshitter? Like E4 rematches? Really? Being able to click Thunderbolt against Siebold an extra 5 times would make you pay $40 for the game again?

              moron. Read more than just the first sentence. I’ll even post the sauce I’m referring to for other anons’ sakes. Unlike you I have no reason to be in bad faith on an anonymous board.

              Make of it what you will.
              https://medium.com/@pankopop/the-xy-files-the-lost-plot-of-pokemons-6th-generation-d0d140881148

              >source
              >a random “my dad’s uncle works at nintendo” tier fanfic post made by a literal who
              you have a very poor understanding of what a “source” is

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            moron. Read more than just the first sentence. I’ll even post the sauce I’m referring to for other anons’ sakes. Unlike you I have no reason to be in bad faith on an anonymous board.

            Make of it what you will.
            https://medium.com/@pankopop/the-xy-files-the-lost-plot-of-pokemons-6th-generation-d0d140881148

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          UBs were based on invasive species and hawaii has shitloads

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Invasive origami and electrical wires

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Shitmons

    Arcanine is stronger than Ogerpon at 555 BST.

    Golurk has Iron Fist + Shadow Punch

    Sigilyph was on Chuggaaconroy's most recent Champion team.

    Think again dumbbell

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Arcanine
      It's a Torkoal tho.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sigilyph was on Chuggaaconroy's most recent Champion team.
      I agree these aren't shitmons but you could have used a better example for Sigilyph than "some autist let's player took it to the elite four"

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's probably the autistic May tripgay

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Torkoal
    >shitmon

    Ive seen a single Torkoal crush pro teams in TCG

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you seen white smoke Torkoal do that?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously he's one of those repelgays.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does AZ appear in the postgame somewhere, or is he gone after this?

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rape

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