All of Ganker gets transported to Spira and lands on Besaid. Yuna is about to begin her journey and no one can go back home until she completes it. What happens?
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All of Ganker gets transported to Spira and lands on Besaid. Yuna is about to begin her journey and no one can go back home until she completes it. What happens?
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Gonna be a whole lots of virgin pyreflies
We becum monster food.
Shit thread.
One of the most powerful guys in the party just knows how to throw a ball real hard
This game isn't exactly hard, we'll be fine. Am I allowed to look up beforehand what I have to do to get Yuna's ultimate weapon cause I don't remember?
No, you teleported immediately with no warning. You only have the stuff you have when you read it
Oh well, I'll be fine. Just gotta remember to tell Yuna to charge up all her aeon's overdrives before boss encounters
Anon I don’t think you are recognizing the scale. You and thousands of other homosexuals are all on the same island. What makes you think you’ll even get close to Yuna to have a conversation?
You said it's as soon as someone reads this. At most right now it's like me and t other people, Ganker doesn't read.
I mean my form I learned was a quarterstaff, so I think I'll be able to survive if I get myself a spear. Assuming we can also grow stronger by the same way the cast does, I'll be able to make it with some good luck, assuming I'm not a part of the main party.
Why are you trying so hard to force discussions about his mediocre 22 year old game?
good luck saving spira, im gonna become a pro blitzball player and get all the b***hes
Just chill on Besaid until she completes her journey? None of us are gonna be any use accompanying her.
>None of us are gonna be any use accompanying her
You could give her advice, basically the same role that you fulfill as the player of the videogame
This, we can tell her where to get the best weapons, aeons and the truth about Yevon. It’ll be hard to convince the people but everyone’s knowledge should be helpful.
The islands resources will be severely tested, and no quick way off the island. If the GankerIrgins band together besaid will have a population to rival Bevelle and can shift the power of the planet.
Also there’s lots of evil fricks who would try to spoil everything.
Actually, this is a good plan. We know Besaid doesn't get touched, and she'll eventually finish it, so why worry? I'd head to Luca and catch some Blitzball while I'm at it.
life in Spira doesn't sound that bad if you put aside the death whale
We immediately frick up our chances with Yuna, get ass beaten by Kimari Ronso because our presence upset Yuna, and become the resident beach autist that lives on the outskirts of town never talking to anyone
If we just say that it's Sin's toxins, they might forgive us.
Okay, now explain the strange machine and weird clothing and how THOUSANDS of people are suddenly on the island.
Blame the Al Bhed.
Most of us have phones so sin will kill us all instantly
>stroll into the temple
>*ahem* "Excuse me, everyone? I have an announcement!"
>"FRICK YEVON AND FRICK THE FAYTH"
>heresy.gif
>taken out back and executed just as Tidus is washing ashore
Just chill on Besaid till Tidus completes his quest
Alternatively learn magic if you can take what you learn in Besaid back to the real world by grinding low level enemies in a safe manner.
Pretty much this. Just fricking wait it out.
>An island that supports 40 villagers suddenly gets 70k
>no space in village for everyone
>hunting will eliminate food quickly
>only way off the island is a slow ass ferry that does 100 people or less at a time
How will everyone chill when resources are strained, all the machina everyone has is concentrated and possibly calling Sin, and the villagers are distrustful and feel like they are being invaded by a foreign country?
rape, pillage, steal the ferry and go Home.
I don't think you can sail to earth from Spira.
We all fricking die is what happens
>Tidus washes ashore
>hundreds of losers rush into the water
>a few try to drown him
>everyone is asking how to pronounce his name
>it’s “Tee-dus!”
>now everyone tries to drown him
All of Ganker outnumbers the entire population of Spira. Hell, just the people posting across the board right now are enough to outnumber them. What I'm saying is that we're too many autists suddenly packed into one spot for anything pretty to happen. At least half of us would become monster chow. I see a few hardcore autismos immediately start talking in Wakkaisms and spewing racist shit about the Al Bhed. The rest would probably fail to organize and crash the stability of the entire region for a while before slowly dying out over a few months.
Me, I'm hiding out near the treeline around Besaid Village, biding my time until this all boils over then sneaking in under cover of night and fricking Lulu like a wild animal.
Does X get better? I'm hanging out with that red-haired Chad and it's fricking boring.
If you don't enjoy the traditional JRPG experience, you won't have fun. It's supposed to be a chill game gameplay wise and you're supposed to get immersed in the world.
didnt read, i cum in her socks
I join the journey until we get to Luca then get drafted as a blitzballer and the rest of you gays have to go on without me
realistically, we would all drown at the ocean before getting to Besaid
Speaking for myself, I gotta get off that fricking island ASAP. It's true that we can just wait it out but I'm seeing a goddamn chocobo before my isekai vacation ends. Once in Luca it's just a matter of making ends meet (learning magic and slaying fiends, most likely) so that I can catch all the live blitzball games that I want.
You can help rebuild Luca.
If anyone makes it to Home they can tell Shinra to get a jump on that dressphere technology so we can all be pretty girls.
>Hundreds of fat, horny anons try to join Summoner Yuna on her pilgrimage and get btfo by Kimahri and Lulu
>Island calms down after a few weeks as boats take everyone around Spira
>Stick around on Besaid b/c island life is maximum comfy
>Join the Crusader guard so no one can say I'm not contributing
>Spend all day 1 shotting fiends, all night drinking and hitting on sexually repressed lightskin island cuties
>Hit it off with a girl, ready to settle down and raise some kids in the coming Eternal Calm
>Turn in my weapons and resign from the crusaders so I don't die in Operation Mi'ihen
>Walking to town one morning to give flowers to my beloved
>Get killed by Dark Valefor
I go and try to side with Seymour acting with seemingly preternatural insight on the actions of Yuna's party. When they finally have their climactic showdown with him, I betray him at the start of the fight, using everything I gained or learned from him against him.
Which climactic showdown? The final one? 'cause I don't think you could follow him inside Sin just by yourself.
Seymour Flux, on Gagazet.
Are you fricking riding him then?
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homie there are THOUSANDS of people who got teleported with you! What makes you think everything is going to happen the same way as the game? Why would Seymour pick you when there’s probably another 50 actual scumbags waiting to join up with him and probably already made it to him?
Shut the frick up about "waaaah there's so many people" already, OP. No one wants to answer your moronic question and you'll have to deal with that
I kill Yuna so I can continue living in a world of unironic racism and scantily clad magic using harlots
Cast Multi Watera white magic on Yuna